Episode One

Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher and the four treasures. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-87-legend-of-129927887

The dogcatchers square off in one-on-one battles against the Divine Cats at the Cherry Blossom Oasis. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Inutaro lands on Planet Wetfood just as the Cat God sends his divine feline warriors to deal with him and his friends. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Cardinals Humbolt Adirondack (Andrew), Blotto Durango (Branson), and Johnny Walker Blue (Charles) vote to select a new pope and pay tribute to the newest saint, St. Aden Corbyn. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-53-papal-128776867

Pamela and Uptown Schizo face off in the tournament finals while Inutaro heads into space to rendezvous with the rest of the dogcatchers. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Mr. Load (Andrew) fills in as drama teacher as Greg Head (Branson), Witman Diggley (Charles), Sean Rogers (Alex @ALEXF0RREST), and Dylan Scarfo (Joe @J0EGLEAS0N) deliver Denzel monologues and act out the Hungry Hungry Hippos play. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-86-drama-at-w-128215067

Four magical lads matriculating at Sevillehaven Academy gather to give their final presentations before wizard school graduation. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-128074891

Pamela and Primrose face off in the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament while Rash and Gentian Violet plan their first date. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Walt Tremblay (Branson) catches up with his friend Columbo (Hesse). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-52-small-talk-127657017

Inutaro trains for his CDL test on Earth while the rest of the dogcatchers enter the Westminster Iron Paw Tournament to compete for a wish from the Cat Genie. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9oED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmIE1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex BransonVideo by Ben ClarksonEdited by Charles AustinTheme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

The dogcatchers land on the planet of cats and encounter an android cat cop named Gentian Violet. Primrose trains under a cool kitty cat named Dubs while Rex has a fateful encounter at the doggy dive bar The Toilet Bowl. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Crunk's (Branson) stepdad's Roomba ran over Dave's (Andrew) girlfriend's glitterbomb and now it's a mess. Brian (Charles) has a new DoorDash and AI shirt. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-85-ipas-and-126642064 Get the new "DooDash & AI" t-shirt: https://e1podcast.dashery.com/products/74264630-doodash-and-ai-t-shirt

Dr. Insane Einstein builds a dog spaceship capable of reaching the planet of cats. Meanwhile, the dogcatchers celebrate romance on Chocolate Day. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Today in a galaxy far far away, Emperor Palpatine has proposed an excise tax on the manufacture of cell phones sold at Cricket Wireless authorized retailers. In order to combat this attack on the galaxy’s small business owners, Jedi's Darth Hundo (Charles), Tannin Sperm (Branson), and Dape Dode (Andrew) travel to the backwater planet of Terre’Hautooine to meet with voters at the popular chain restaurant Naboo Wild Wings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-84-jedis-for-126150045

As the dogcatchers officially graduate from dogcatcher high school, the long-frozen body of Uptown Schizo begins to thaw, leading Inutaro and friends to the Times Square Tokyo Bass Pro Shop Pyramid—and a new adventure. OP theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9QnqZW3V9o ED theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc3i9CKJzmI E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Starring Charles Austin, Alana Branson, Alex Branson, Raina Douris, Nate Fisher, Andrew Hudson, Nick @JucheMane, Emily Whittemore, and Ty Wood Featuring Dan Boeckner, Ben Clarkson, Hesse Deni, Julian Feeld, Mike Hale, Alex Nichols, Molly Mary O'Brien, Branson Reese, Jake Rockatansky, Nate Ruess, Will Sennett, Chris Wade, Thomas White, Patches, Molly @mollydeez, and Ray @atomicpunk1312. Written by Charles Austin and Alex Branson Video by Ben Clarkson Edited by Charles Austin Theme Song by Charles Austin lyrics by Twisty

Angus Balestrom (Branson), Fox Hellman (Andrew), and Tweep Peeper (Charles) discuss some seriously twisted, messed up, F@#!%ed up drunk drivers. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-83-f-ers-who-125598357

Dog trainers Zacky Limble (Andrew), Houndmaster Chengis (Branson), and Jazz Palmetto (Charles) discuss their idiosyncratic training styles. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Movie critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) debate which films to include in the lineup of the Fabulous Feast of Film Festival. Recorded live on Twitch 2025-03-19. Follow E1 on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/episodeonepodcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Caden 2 Milli (Branson), Mr. Drama (Andrew), and Paper Chaser (Charles) discuss Rugcoin, Mr. Drama's educational at school, and why does a chicken become food when it gets hot. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-82-dopeness-124566767

A group of friendly adventurers embarks on a quest to bring a unicorn egg to Those Blue and Yellow and Purple Hills. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-124434301

Co-captains Stevie Masters (Charles) and Guppy "Doodad" Masters (Branson) answer questions about Three Pumpkins architectural landmarks for curious passenger Hansel Heyday (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson goes on a journey back to the origins of basketball in 1891. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e0-51-alex-of-1-124061209

Surprise, Andrew has more dreams to tell us about. Branson has many topics, including sourdough starter. Charles is in the early stages of googling how to cure cancer. Plus, we discuss making Pikmin chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gods-of-35-folly-123777127

With our USAID funding cut, E1 and PAL are forced to merge and downsize. Also discussed: coconut spiders, Busy Town, and Cameron's African roots. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/377-5th-annual-123541604

Area 51 operatives Lieutenant Dimepiece (Branson), Master Sergeant Dr. Dragoon Whopper (Andrew), and Chief Petty Officer Teddy Spaghetti (Charles) leak classified secrets about their work. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Real estate agents Bart “The Dream” Dealer (Branson) and Regis Closer (Andrew) are joined by commercial real estate expert Simon Pizzalato (Charles) to sell the Caesar Clinton Estate and other highly desirable properties. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/123000412

Shy guys Homer Griffin (Branson), Bart Squarepants (Andrew), and Stewie Simpson (Charles) practice being confident and make promises to change their ways. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Relationship experts Peter Busy (Branson), Troy Stable (Andrew), and Dewey Buzzer (Charles) discuss courtship and chivalry and answer relationship questions. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The Sports brothers—Suds (Branson), Can (John @johnsemley3000), Scoob (Andrew), and Barley (Charles)—provide expert analysis of the Big Game before it happens. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121934327

CBS Sunday Morning host Ocean Brambleberg (Charles) welcomes SlickDream A.I.'s Tother Glass (Andrew) to unveil the impressive capabilities of the B.R.A.N. 6000 (Branson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/373-cbs-sunday-b-121664280

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (Branson), Loomis Contraire (Andrew), and Toledo St. John (Charles) discuss their vacations and daily routines. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/121427209

As Shadow King Billy Goodtime's fortunes crumble, various members of his court conspire to usurp the throne. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/dungeons-deagles-121283948

Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Commentators Farris Fortune (Branson), Orpheus Griggs (Andrew), and Sir Willy Balderdash (Charles) welcome 10 fluffy kitties competing for glory in the Kitty Cat Club's annual Winter Classic. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-78-kitty-cat-120891304

Podcasters Bobstronaut (Branson), Sotheby Laurence (Charles), and Mason (Andrew) apologize for the unfortunate circumstances that ended their new podcast. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Episodes that never left the drafts folder, including 3 of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, mailboxes, snowflakes, three olives in James Bond's martini, and more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-77-drafts-3-120400663

Former Tonight Show writers Ernie Coldcall (Branson) and Pip Zweihander (Charles) and their caretaker Rocko (Andrew) eat lunch at the Giggle Grove Grill before splitting a tight five at Laughster's Joke Castle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Modern stone-age guys Kraven Morestone (Branson), Boulder Bailey (Andrew), and Granite Rockwell (Charles) discuss their suburban-style caveman lives over drinks at Ritzi's on the Rock. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Over a bottle of 21 Savages, Andrew sits down with Branson for an exclusive Vanity Fair magazine interview about his new interest in astronomy. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119435310

Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work and excellence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119161541

Film critics John Fisher Millions (Branson), Clive Devine (Andrew), Reese Soulstone (Charles), and Barbara Throat (Hesse) discuss the latest box office offerings. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118953682

Submarine captain Stoat Mellows (Andrew) brings finance billionaires Regal Greenstone (Branson) and Tuxedo Jollydollar (Charles) undersea in search of the ancient lost city of Thugview Grotto. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and make some magnificent cocktails. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118427309

Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800

NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson), defensive coordinator Gladys “Fatback” Shuggle (Nate Fisher @BozoMode), offensive coordinator John David Parker Buttcheeks Wilson (Will Sennett @Senn_Spud), and quarterback Samson Sarsaparilla (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117632428

Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416

Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117164269

Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast