Episode One

Zing! Executives Rodney Kroenke (@necrobranson) and Lachlan Walmsey (@charlesraustin) develop concepts for upcoming Zing! podcasts featuring some of the biggest names in entertainment. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

When Good King Grinstead's (@charlesraustin) kingdom comes under siege by Vahgo of the North (@necrobranson), the two must forge a treaty. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53186239

Nerdcore rappers MC Monster Manual (@necrobranson), MC Schwifty (@intellegint), and MC Dualshock (@charlesraustin) gather for a backyard barbecue with MC Pow Block (@tom_on_here) to discuss Nerdcore Summit 2021 at the Oracle Arena. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Gunt, God of Pleasure (@necrobranson) invites Darklight, God of Hope and Darkness (@intellegint) and Ulf, The Trickster God (@charlesraustin) to celebrate the creation of their own pantheon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Sales consultant Jack Trophy (@necrobranson) hosts a seminar for Risco sales associates Ben Orleander (@intellegint) and Terry Drexler (@charlesraustin) ahead of the release of the new Risco Bullet and Risco Bullet for Business tablets. E1 on Patreon: patreon.com/e1podcast

Head lifeguard Brad Blond (@necrobranson) welcomes lifeguards Brad (@intellegint) and Brad-Brad Bradley (@charlesraustin) for the start of a new summer at the beach. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52074548 GET TIX FOR SATURDAY'S LIVE STREAM: frqncy.live/frqncy1

A family's beloved pets are suddenly separated from their humans and must journey through the wilderness outside Bowl Cut Mountain to reunite with their loved ones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51986039 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Memo the Business Dog Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Slimey the Rat Nick (@JucheMane) - Zoot the Chimp

Genealogy expert Gomer Thomas Hastings (@intellegint) welcomes Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) and French Fry the Cat (@charlesraustin) to explore their family histories. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

A documentary about the Terre Haute Bathroom Club tells the story of how a bunch of people who hang out in public restrooms beat MENSA. With @necrobranson, @intellegint, @charlesraustin, @humidnightblue, @alexnpress, and @Destroyomax9000. Written by @necrobranson Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Revenge Club members Clint Weapon (@necrobranson), Sidney Drumheller (@intellegint), and Winchester Bone (@DinkMagic) chronicle the various ways they have been wronged and plot what they intend to do about it. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) sits down with Crown of Mist director Horace Mealy (@charlesraustin) to answer questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51097612 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Cryptocurrency investors Drace Goodstreet (@intellegint) and Arno Argle (@charlesraustin) welcome the world's smartest man, Opulence (@necrobranson), for a discussion of the latest trends in crypto finance. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50945526 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Two thieves, Cufflinks (@intellegint) and Joey the Robber (@charlesraustin), are hired to steal the B.R.A.N. 5000 (@necrobranson) from a CERN facility in Geneva. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50811729 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint), Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson), and Lou Perltzman (@ByYourLogic) workshop a business idea for a spa where rich old guys go to get pickled. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Government interrogators Professor Dips (@necrobranson) and Lieutenant General B.S. Maxwell (@charlesraustin) run a series of tests on college student Hashman (@intellegint) at the covert Silly Labs facility in Terre Haute. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: https://frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Cali guys Goliath Lake (@intellegint), Johnny Feelgood-Johnson (@necrobranson), and Alpine de la North (@charlesraustin) discuss what makes the Golden State the greatest state. JUNE 5 Live Stream Festival Tickets: https://frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) wants to buy an assault rifle, encourages people to invest in gambling, and fears people will confuse Meghan McCain with Meghan Trainor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49948227

Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Beatle fanatics Cromwell Starr (@charlesraustin), Russ Lennon (@intellegint), and Peter Bitch (@necrobranson) discuss Beatles lore and unearth a forgotten track by the Liverpudlian lads from Liverpool. Full episode and song download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/171-49501816

WBEN Radio personality Luna d'Ford just wants to interview an alien, but things get out of hand when outerspace aliens from space abduct public intellectual Terrence Hardonne and provoke a confrontation with the local U.S. military general. With @RahRahRaina @willmenaker @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin Charles' album as Solipse is available now: Live songs from this episode: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-million-yen Studio Album on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3AZyVEMa9TDQomaGmQT2no On Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/solipse/1554334410 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/solipse

Geniuses Professor Wally Tangier (@intellegint), Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin), and Opulence (@necrobranson) discuss important ideas and display their incredible intellect. Go to MyFunIQTest.com to find out how smart you are. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Gentle King Cornwallis has invited a number of eligible bachelors to the Kingdom of Corn to debut his three adult children at a debutante ball. Who will win the Rose of Love? Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48792038 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Rowan Astoria Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Sven Leopold Turkoglu Nick (@JucheMane) - Captain Pierre DuPierrot

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (@necrobranson), Loomis Contraire (@intellegint), and Toledo St. John (@charlesraustin) discuss their lifestyles, hobbies, and daily routines. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Reid Gimball (@necrobranson) and Dr. Yinz Llubjana (@ihaveeczema), newly returned from the Astral Plane, tell their friend Curtis Hong (@intellegint) about New Game Plus and their plan to speedrun life before the upcoming content patch for the Earth—1.1 Arcadium Unleashed. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48333009 Charles' album: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Alex Branson (@necrobranson) lived a normal life—or so he thought—until he learned that he had been filmed from birth for a reality TV show, "The Branson Show." Journalist Holland Panhandle (@charlesraustin) welcomes Branson and director Gordo (@intellegint) to reflect on their experiences making the show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about two-time NBA All-Star Zach Randolph. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47969312

Morning show hosts Ed Boiler (@intellegint) and Bud Corn (@necrobranson) and weatherman Buck Weathers (@charlesraustin) discuss lighthearted news over piping hot coffee. E1 on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shane Jackson is an athlete turned rockstar turned all-pro drinker looking for salvation at the bottom of a bottle. And St. Louis is a city that knows how to keep its secrets. But when Chester St. Louis attempts to buy and gentrify Shane's favorite bar, DB's, Shane must act to save the lifestyle—and the city—that defines him. With @intellegint as Shane Jackson; @neonwario as Danny Tremaine; @necrobranson as Big Sal and Jack Scallop; @charlesraustin as Chester St. Louis; @humidnightblue as Trinity Montblanc; and @kath_krueger of @discourse_blog as Tasha St. Cream and Linda Jackson. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Fashion writer Thirty Seconds To Mars (@necrobranson) welcomes designers Wehm Brucht (@intellegint), AuBon Pain (@charlesraustin), and Visconti Bellisimo (@egolvin) for a freeform discussion of their outfits, their fashion trend predictions, and their most prized items of clothing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47125550

Radio personalities Peter Milf (@intellegint) and Chase Dunlip (@charlesraustin) sit down for an exclusive interview with lizardfolk Snekt (@necrobranson) and Vyth (@tom_on_here). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) talks about patronizing a lemonade stand, buying a new car, and his thoughts on President Joe Biden. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46745206

School bullies Squeezer (@necrobranson), A.J. Baretta (@intellegint), and Matt Marine (@charlesraustin) share their bullying tips, tricks, and equipment. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Public radio personalities Sal Tonguesly (@necrobranson), Gore Wemsley (@intellegint), and Fulton Lighthouse (@charlesraustin) complain about strip clubs, movie theaters, and the way things are. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46411101

Guitar virtuosos Lezzy Duchamp (@intellegint), Rodney Roger (@necrobranson), Lupo Toscano (@charlesraustin), and Krep Lasagna (@thevillainjoel) swap backstage stories, discuss gear, and show off their chops. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Paranormal enthusiasts Graham Casino (@intellegint), Stu Donut (@necrobranson), and Lawrence Lawhead (@charlesraustin) discuss Merlins, skeleton keys, and a possible demonic possession before taking a call from listener Brian Peebles (@necrobranson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46095982

NBA referees Leslie Action (@necrobranson), Dan Summers (@intellegint), and Rodney Roe (@charlesraustin), along with aspiring ref Darrell Hovis (@tom_on_here), discuss their careers, their interactions with players, and the legendary refs they look up to. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45938460

Game show host Buddy Puddle (@necrobranson) welcomes rollercoaster designer Marshall Lamieux (@intellegint) and music sensation Bryden Brantley (@charlesraustin) for an hour of family-friendly pop culture trivia games. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk holidays and politics. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/45430087

Pete Sugarbread (@intellegint), Douglas Fir (@necrobranson), and Danny Elfman Jr. (@charlesraustin) share their favorite things about Christmas and trade Christmas tales. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) confesses his sins to a priest (@intellegint). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

YA authors Betsy Lavender (@necrobranson), Quince Drumheller (@intellegint), and C.A. Walker (@charlesraustin) share excerpts of their latest work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44966869

On August 31, 1997, the world changed forever when the famous Princess Diana died in a car crash. This documentary explores new evidence about what really happened that day. (Written by @necrobranson Starring @DanBoeckner @_devojka_ @humidnightblue @RahRahRaina @ByYourLogic @intellegint @charlesraustin) E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint) calls his old friend Boone Corsica (@necrobranson) while driving his Tesla Plymouth Prowler to share a new business idea. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44634969

Amazon FC Ambassadors Bart (@necrobranson), Crib (@intellegint), and Herb (@charlesraustin) share more experiences from the Amazon fulfillment center and discuss what they're wearing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44496611

When Lorne Michaels (@charlesraustin) is diagnosed with funnybone cancer that can only be healed with laughter, he receives treatment from a comedy troupe of doctors including Dr. Calvin Hobbes (@intellegint), Dr. Diet Thunder (@necrobranson), Dr. Tuca Bertie (@lunch_enjoyer), Dr. Conred Murrey (@Braingetter), and Dr. Heathcliff Garfield (@nibiru_TRUTH). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about making chili. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44221562

All-American dad Bill Blinkerman-Kaminski has the house with the white picket fence and a loving family. But there's one problem. He got laid off from his job at the pollution factory. To win back the respect of his family, Bill joins a dog basketball league whose rulebook does not specify that humans can't play. (Written by @charlesraustin Starring @BronzeHammer @dogboner @RahRahRaina @intellegint @necrobranson)

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) discuss their clothing companies and ask girls some questions about what they would do… Haha but they're just playing. Branson's book, Water, Wasted, is available now: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Hollywood screenwriters Lane Costner (@intellegint), Clover Sorkin (@necrobranson), and Miles Davinci (@charlesraustin) discuss their craft and preview their upcoming work. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43577387 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Newscasters Bradford Hockendock (@intellegint) and Dunstin Checksin (@necrobranson) and their numbers guy Jimmy Integer (@charlesraustin) call live results for the 2020 Terre Haute election and interview Terre Haute County Recorder of Deeds Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/