Episode One

Sports gambling prognosticators Rocco Cantone (@necrobranson) and Dave the Indian (@exMalwa) welcome Montana Sorbet (@intellegint) and Ace Spades (@charlesraustin) to share their gambling tips and predictions. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: bit.ly/e1-live-sv E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Laid-back guy Don Chalant (@necrobranson) welcomes Dr. Cory Nary (@intellegint) and Joaquin Away (@charlesraustin) to a Halloween-themed birthday party for his nephew. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57131289 Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: https://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

I gaze down to the city streets from my posh office on the 114th floor of the Oliver North Tower in downtown Terre Haute. As I observe the blue-gray skyscrapers descend into the brown muck of the city, I realize one thing. This city has a disease. (By @necrobranson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56995249

Fanfiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (@necrobranson), DarkEmergencyX (@intellegint), DarkNarutoX (@charlesraustin), and Tom Gad (@tom_on_here) discuss their craft and share their work. Get Tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on November 8: https://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

Risko PR specialists Wes Spurley (@intellegint) and Jones Alpena (@charlesraustin) coach TV personalities Wendell (@sweetxpalma) and Bussy (@necrobranson) on how to apologize for their unseemly comments about bald men. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: http://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

Cigar Aficionado's Luca H. Migo (@charlesraustin) sits down with basketball legend Michael Jordan (@necrobranson) and game designer Chris Metzen (@intellegint) to discuss their shared love of cigars. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast

Hosts Simon Ropes (@necrobranson) and Victor Fife (@intellegint) welcome genius inventor Mallard Dufrene (@charlesraustin) to discuss his favorite inventors, share insights from the Money Institute, and explain the upcoming Money Night event. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) laments that he'll never be an alien's dog, shares his thoughts on Godzilla vs. Kong, and recalls his struggle to get anyone to talk to him. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55887313

Amateur tarot reader Arcane Andy (@necrobranson) does readings for his friends Zack Donner (@intellegint) and Arthur Sola (@charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55689993

A Chosen Boy named Lordo sets off on a magical quest to defeat the gunmetal dragon Vizhu Peetsu with the help of his adventuring party: the merlin Brian Winchester, the goblin Swoggle Cherrypopper, the elf Cedar Playfair, and the drawf Beagle Barnswallow. With @necrobranson @charlesraustin and @WereratStudios (@thevillainjoel @cookiesandart @ElectrumDaddy and friends) E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Upon passing through the Gates of Hell, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson) is greeted by demons Leedo (@intellegint) and Count Stopo (@charlesraustin), who explain day to day life in the underworld and the traditions of Antichristmas. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55257237

Sideways superfans Vince Ruby (@intellegint), Professor Rex Person (@necrobranson), and Denny Carruthers (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite film on the way to the premiere of Sideways 2: The Hunt for the Golden Bottle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Aboard the S.S. Forneus, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson), First Mate Giles Crowe (@intellegint), and Navigator Wendigo Brewer (@charlesraustin) try to keep the peace as Reid Gimball's flat earth doom cruise gets out of control. Shop the new E1 merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) is joined by his landlord/roommate Stan Cueday (@intellegint) to discuss Malcolm Gladwell's appearance on Hot Ones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54719400

Mild mannered moderate man Benjamin Fox (@intellegint) fields a bunch of phone calls from scammers (@necrobranson and @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54563352

High Shaman Bloor (@necrobranson), Henderson (@intellegint), and Rand O'Nally (@charlesraustin) gather at Goofer's Glen to perform the ceremony of Pluckman's Grummet in front of the Okey-Dokey Tree. Check out the new E1 merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) celebrate getting a billion followers on TikTok, unveil their new boarding school for children with beautiful moms, and discuss their new hype house. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54147004

Arbiter Andrew (@intellegint) oversees a debate between Branson (@necrobranson) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) regarding the question of whether Fat Bastard actually ate a baby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Superfans of long-running TV comedy The Fuggos, Roger Doo (@necrobranson) and Sinclair O'Malley (@intellegint), discuss America's most beloved—and hideous—sitcom family. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Zing! Executives Rodney Kroenke (@necrobranson) and Lachlan Walmsey (@charlesraustin) develop concepts for upcoming Zing! podcasts featuring some of the biggest names in entertainment. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

When Good King Grinstead's (@charlesraustin) kingdom comes under siege by Vahgo of the North (@necrobranson), the two must forge a treaty. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/53186239

Nerdcore rappers MC Monster Manual (@necrobranson), MC Schwifty (@intellegint), and MC Dualshock (@charlesraustin) gather for a backyard barbecue with MC Pow Block (@tom_on_here) to discuss Nerdcore Summit 2021 at the Oracle Arena. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Gunt, God of Pleasure (@necrobranson) invites Darklight, God of Hope and Darkness (@intellegint) and Ulf, The Trickster God (@charlesraustin) to celebrate the creation of their own pantheon. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Sales consultant Jack Trophy (@necrobranson) hosts a seminar for Risco sales associates Ben Orleander (@intellegint) and Terry Drexler (@charlesraustin) ahead of the release of the new Risco Bullet and Risco Bullet for Business tablets. E1 on Patreon: patreon.com/e1podcast

Head lifeguard Brad Blond (@necrobranson) welcomes lifeguards Brad (@intellegint) and Brad-Brad Bradley (@charlesraustin) for the start of a new summer at the beach. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/52074548 GET TIX FOR SATURDAY'S LIVE STREAM: frqncy.live/frqncy1

A family's beloved pets are suddenly separated from their humans and must journey through the wilderness outside Bowl Cut Mountain to reunite with their loved ones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51986039 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Memo the Business Dog Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Slimey the Rat Nick (@JucheMane) - Zoot the Chimp

Genealogy expert Gomer Thomas Hastings (@intellegint) welcomes Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) and French Fry the Cat (@charlesraustin) to explore their family histories. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

A documentary about the Terre Haute Bathroom Club tells the story of how a bunch of people who hang out in public restrooms beat MENSA. With @necrobranson, @intellegint, @charlesraustin, @humidnightblue, @alexnpress, and @Destroyomax9000. Written by @necrobranson Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Revenge Club members Clint Weapon (@necrobranson), Sidney Drumheller (@intellegint), and Winchester Bone (@DinkMagic) chronicle the various ways they have been wronged and plot what they intend to do about it. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) sits down with Crown of Mist director Horace Mealy (@charlesraustin) to answer questions from fans. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51097612 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Cryptocurrency investors Drace Goodstreet (@intellegint) and Arno Argle (@charlesraustin) welcome the world's smartest man, Opulence (@necrobranson), for a discussion of the latest trends in crypto finance. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50945526 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Two thieves, Cufflinks (@intellegint) and Joey the Robber (@charlesraustin), are hired to steal the B.R.A.N. 5000 (@necrobranson) from a CERN facility in Geneva. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/50811729 Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1

Aldo Ceviche (@intellegint), Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson), and Lou Perltzman (@ByYourLogic) workshop a business idea for a spa where rich old guys go to get pickled. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Government interrogators Professor Dips (@necrobranson) and Lieutenant General B.S. Maxwell (@charlesraustin) run a series of tests on college student Hashman (@intellegint) at the covert Silly Labs facility in Terre Haute. Get tickets for our June 5 live stream festival w/ Chapo Trap House, Every Time I Die, Zola Jesus & more: https://frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Cali guys Goliath Lake (@intellegint), Johnny Feelgood-Johnson (@necrobranson), and Alpine de la North (@charlesraustin) discuss what makes the Golden State the greatest state. JUNE 5 Live Stream Festival Tickets: https://frqncy.live/frqncy1 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) wants to buy an assault rifle, encourages people to invest in gambling, and fears people will confuse Meghan McCain with Meghan Trainor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/49948227

Andrew, Branson, and Charles tell a bedtime story about the legend of Skunk Welcher. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Beatle fanatics Cromwell Starr (@charlesraustin), Russ Lennon (@intellegint), and Peter Bitch (@necrobranson) discuss Beatles lore and unearth a forgotten track by the Liverpudlian lads from Liverpool. Full episode and song download on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/171-49501816

WBEN Radio personality Luna d'Ford just wants to interview an alien, but things get out of hand when outerspace aliens from space abduct public intellectual Terrence Hardonne and provoke a confrontation with the local U.S. military general. With @RahRahRaina @willmenaker @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin Charles' album as Solipse is available now: Live songs from this episode: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-million-yen Studio Album on Bandcamp: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/album/solipse On Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3AZyVEMa9TDQomaGmQT2no On Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/solipse/1554334410 Linktree: https://linktr.ee/solipse

Geniuses Professor Wally Tangier (@intellegint), Roosevelt Smartman (@charlesraustin), and Opulence (@necrobranson) discuss important ideas and display their incredible intellect. Go to MyFunIQTest.com to find out how smart you are. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Gentle King Cornwallis has invited a number of eligible bachelors to the Kingdom of Corn to debut his three adult children at a debutante ball. Who will win the Rose of Love? Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48792038 Branson (@necrobranson) - DM Andrew (@intellegint) - Rowan Astoria Charles (@charlesraustin) - French Fry the Cat Joel (@thevillainjoel) - Sven Leopold Turkoglu Nick (@JucheMane) - Captain Pierre DuPierrot

Men of leisure Vic Pomegranate (@necrobranson), Loomis Contraire (@intellegint), and Toledo St. John (@charlesraustin) discuss their lifestyles, hobbies, and daily routines. Charles' album out March 24: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Reid Gimball (@necrobranson) and Dr. Yinz Llubjana (@ihaveeczema), newly returned from the Astral Plane, tell their friend Curtis Hong (@intellegint) about New Game Plus and their plan to speedrun life before the upcoming content patch for the Earth—1.1 Arcadium Unleashed. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/48333009 Charles' album: Preorder: https://solipse.bandcamp.com/ Spotify Presave: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/solipse/solipse

Alex Branson (@necrobranson) lived a normal life—or so he thought—until he learned that he had been filmed from birth for a reality TV show, "The Branson Show." Journalist Holland Panhandle (@charlesraustin) welcomes Branson and director Gordo (@intellegint) to reflect on their experiences making the show. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Branson takes listeners through a guided meditation about two-time NBA All-Star Zach Randolph. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47969312

Morning show hosts Ed Boiler (@intellegint) and Bud Corn (@necrobranson) and weatherman Buck Weathers (@charlesraustin) discuss lighthearted news over piping hot coffee. E1 on patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shane Jackson is an athlete turned rockstar turned all-pro drinker looking for salvation at the bottom of a bottle. And St. Louis is a city that knows how to keep its secrets. But when Chester St. Louis attempts to buy and gentrify Shane's favorite bar, DB's, Shane must act to save the lifestyle—and the city—that defines him. With @intellegint as Shane Jackson; @neonwario as Danny Tremaine; @necrobranson as Big Sal and Jack Scallop; @charlesraustin as Chester St. Louis; @humidnightblue as Trinity Montblanc; and @kath_krueger of @discourse_blog as Tasha St. Cream and Linda Jackson. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Fashion writer Thirty Seconds To Mars (@necrobranson) welcomes designers Wehm Brucht (@intellegint), AuBon Pain (@charlesraustin), and Visconti Bellisimo (@egolvin) for a freeform discussion of their outfits, their fashion trend predictions, and their most prized items of clothing. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/47125550

Radio personalities Peter Milf (@intellegint) and Chase Dunlip (@charlesraustin) sit down for an exclusive interview with lizardfolk Snekt (@necrobranson) and Vyth (@tom_on_here). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) talks about patronizing a lemonade stand, buying a new car, and his thoughts on President Joe Biden. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/46745206