Episode One

Rapper and father-to-be Paper Chaser (@charlesraustin) hosts a baby shower and discusses the miracle of life with Mr. Drama (@intellegint), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), and Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen). (Musical guests @ZOLAJESUS and @DanBoeckner) Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) comforts late night listeners with more soothing tales. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42929977

2018 live show featuring poetry and The Farm Report's remembrance of Bill Laimbeer. With @necrobranson @intellegint and @charlesraustin (Recorded 2018-12-21).

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

College party guys Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) celebrate Hashman's birthday and help achieve his dream of being the first man to die of a weed overdose, but not before they gift him their favorite strains and read his eulogies. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/42257007 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Coffee shop owner Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin) and his baristas Jerome Durepois (@intellegint) and Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson) discuss their good fortune over the past six months and read some new poems. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Fairytale aficionados Bill E. Whippit (@necrobranson), Jensen Cedarwood (@intellegint), Tesco Coppermug (@charlesraustin), and Squeano (@tupacdurex) share some of their favorite fables. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Philosophers Jacques Van Bordeaux (@intellegint) and Ted "Theodeseus" Whip (@charlesraustin) join Dandy (@necrobranson) and his twin brother Randy (@necrobranson) to ponder life's biggest and deepest questions. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about famous writers' writing advice and the drawbacks of an industry that venerates MFAs. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Nightclub owners Nos (@necrobranson), Cousin Mickey (@intellegint), and Barry Hovis (@ByYourLogic) discuss the nightclub lifestyle, how to make your nightclub cool, and how to dress for a night out. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/41393254 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Investigative TV journalists Chip Carwood (@charlesraustin), Hal Reason (@intellegint), and Garth Oldwell (@necrobranson)—along with the ever-opinionated Dooney Sink (@necrobranson)—file a report on change, sit down with internet sensation Mr. Drama (@intellegint), and discuss a worrisome teen trend with Dr. Rudy VonPoker (@necrobranson). Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Branson talks with Every Time I Die's Keith Buckley (@deathoftheparty) about the writing process, their embarrassing earliest attempts at writing, and whether writing a book is easy. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ And heck, why not check out Keith's writing too: https://rarebirdlit.com/scale-signed-by-keith-buckley/

Paranormal enthusiast and radio personality Gram Casino (@intellegint) takes a break from his "East to West" program to comfort late night listeners. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40820946

Professor Wiebe Eden-Good (@necrobranson) is dismayed to find that Thom Weir (@intellegint) and Gus Agusta (@charlesraustin) show up to the first session of his Rural Sociology 1104 class. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A guided meditation exercise helps listeners center themselves by considering the life and times of Regis Philbin—a force of unrelenting joy. (With @necrobranson and @humidnightblue edited by @thevillainjoel) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40556738 Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

Pussy Wallace (@necrobranson) and his drinking buddy Dogeyes (@intellegint) reminisce about their adventures in drinking and discuss their favorite bars. Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/

A discussion of nice candles with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Joel (@thevillainjoel). While we're being self-indulgent, why not mention that Branson's new book, "Water, Wasted" is available for pre-order here: https://rarebirdlit.com/water-wasted-signed-by-alex-branson/ Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40175472

Gilroy Monsanto (@necrobranson) delivers his second State of the Union Address at the Terre Haute Hooters, addressesing corruption allegations and announcing his candidacy for Terre Haute mayor. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39939610

Barstool personality Ran Hendricks (@intellegint) sits down with up-and-coming NBA players Tick Montana (@necrobranson), Grigori Basketballovski (@thevillainjoel), and Dallas Uecker (@tom_on_here) to talk about the return of basketball and their time at Disney World.

In a fantasy world that ran out of monsters, Hammer Swinger spends his days bashing peasants instead. But when he turns his back on the Adventurer's Guild, he must face the wrath of King Bastard. (With @necrobranson @intellegint @charlesraustin @thevillainjoel & friends)

Fishing pro Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson) enjoys an afternoon of fishing with old timers Pancake (@intellegint), Clarence Clearwater (@charlesraustin), and Keester (@thevillainjoel), trading fishing stories and listening to Bryden Brantley’s song “Fishin’ Line (On My Big Toe).”

Radio personality Wes Argus (@necrobranson) hosts a rollicking NPR roundtable with humorists Brooks Mertle (@intellegint) and Bryon Roseward (@charlesraustin).

Officers Pud Stunk (@necrobranson), Connor O’Grady McKinley (@intellegint), and Joey Prozboziak (@ByYourLogic) discuss anti-cop sentiment and imagine a world that’s safe for cops. Donate to these bail funds: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

Advice columnists Ansel Manchester (@necrobranson), Henderson Ross (@intellegint), and Chat Dibbins (@charlesraustin) dispense wisdom in response to listeners’ questions. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38888261

Recent high school graduates Raz (@necrobranson), Hashman (@intellegint), Shirts (@charlesraustin), and Scotty Rains (@tom_on_here) make preparations for their end-of-summer Bastards Day party while their boy Steez films all the antics.

Creepy pasta aficionados Theo Bobo (@necrobranson), Garrett a.k.a. Laughter Beneath (@intellegint), and Thaddeus Rowling (@BetrayedMan1990) share some of their favorite creepy pastas.

Financial experts Belmont Laroux (@necrobranson), Lucas Vogel (@intellegint), and Michael Chestnut (@neonwario) share tax advice, stock tips, and their favorite ways to pinch pennies.

Me Weekly dot Com’s Casey Camoda (@intellegint) welcomes pop-culture superfan Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) to talk reality TV, politics, and the last movies Walt saw in theaters.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles remember all the good times they’ve had before Branson ships off to Iraq.

Always searching for a bargain on the latest products, Peter Bread (@necrobranson), Jim Choice (@intellegint), and Dartmouth LaChance (@charlesraustin) share killer deals, review products, and unbox gifts.

Andrew, Branson, and Charles answer people's questions from Patreon. Full Q&A on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37271619

Magical operators working for the Onyx Edge organization—“Buster” Dogmael Ashmore (@necrobranson), Wyatt Agatorous Chevron (@intellegint), Elian Escalon Aguerre (@ByYourLogic), and Mensch Ivorystein (@TrueAnonPod)—discuss their weapons, spells, and past experiences as they descend upon Portugal for a rescue mission.

Young organizers for the Joe Biden campaign—Dash Monsanto (@necrobranson), Prep Hemlock (@intellegint), Adolpho Englehart (@PALMAUNLlMITED), and Vandy (@b8tch_updates)—discuss their hopes for a Biden presidency and their plans to win Joe the election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36825861

Eat Chain's CJ (@currentvictim) and Jon (@posts_by_jon) welcome guests Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Tom (@tom_on_here) for a solemn remembrance of their dear friend Ben. From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRCscaNaWE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A discussion of fandom with creatives Roland Girlmouth (@necrobranson), Dusty Picard (@intellegint), Chespin Cripper (@charlesraustin), Dick Wimpley (@derek8185338005), and Timmy Southpark (@dril). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDeCQbOqLrA Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

It’s Crazy That It Happened Live host Chris Charmer (@charlesraustin) wraps up the latest season of the landlord-centric reality smash hit The Golden Rules with its cast, Gary Golden (@necrobranson), Danny Keebles (@intellegint), Stacelyn (@kath_krueger), Galt (@willmenaker), and Tanner Sailood (@tom_on_here). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBvaVjwvWgU Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Music roundtable of critics, artists, and industry guys, with Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin), Morgan Cremister (@intellegint), Caden2Milli (@necrobranson), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen), Danforth De Grassi (@DanBoeckner), and Amor De Cosmos (@le_petit_trek). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Download "Sunset Strippers (On the Sunset Strip)": https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-leather-36287219 Watch Wolf Parade's "Under Glass" video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGLqq-b-HYU See the remix here: https://twitter.com/E1podcast/status/1252287561827004417 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Reading the pilot script for "This is Me: Coma Town" with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), Felix (@ByYourLogic), and Taylor (@tupacdurex). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMXQCK0vw4 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Branson playtests the latest build of Joel Quest. From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36392793 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A poetry slam featuring Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson), Jerome Durepois (@intellegint), Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin), Stacey Granell (@tom_on_here), Hut Dooly (@ByYourLogic), Jeffrey Loner (@thevillainjoel), and Bruehl Wingston (@JucheMane). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fPvijDDmKE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A powerpoint on rare cryptids with Dr. Doober (@necrobranson), Crest Hucko (@intellegint), Gordon Bealy Albright (@charlesraustin), and Dr. Devin Drendle (@tom_on_here). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld5fcXsrnvE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Newly appointed Neighborhood Association President Gaston Farm (@necrobranson), his relative Harrison Honeycrisp (@intellegint), Neighborhood Watch Chief Lieutenant Michael Produce (@brendohare), and Laundry Milkbone (@corysnearowski) discuss the memory of their late fathers and the ongoing problems of the neighborhood. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36215370

Lord Alphonsis Sedgwick (@necrobranson)—hailing from Vorpal Manor on the isle of Asphyxia, resting just off the Wedgewick Coast of the Black Lake, just south of Terre Haute—tries to summon death to do his bidding and return Terre Haute to feudal monarchist control, but instead he receives the otherworldly bureaucrats Desmond (@intellegint) and Bone (@charlesraustin).

Lawyers Buddy Sweetwater (@necrobranson), Mike Dunker (@intellegint), and Bill Fitzdoberman (@charlesraustin) discuss their legal philosophies and their biggest cases. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35857167

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) recalls his time in CIA detention, discusses his personal life, and critique’s Meghan Trainor’s “Nice to Meet Ya” video. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35608674

Gamblers Stevie Black (@intellegint), Archie Keano (@necrobranson), and Raleigh Smokes (@ByYourLogic) talk about their favorite places to gamble, their best techniques, and their favorite slot machines.

Captain Pocketwatch Pennyfarthing (@necrobranson) talks about his work at Zippy’s Circus with head clown Scuzzy (@intellegint) and circus workers Tandy Dick (@Lowenaffchen) and Loramps Glub (@tom_on_here).

CIA agents Lutz (@intellegint) and Havarti (@charlesraustin) interrogate Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) about his experience aboard the weed aliens’ spacecraft, his relationship with Bashar al-Assad, and his knowledge of Reid Gimball’s whereabouts.

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34914706

Terre Haute Zoo chimps Toottoot (@necrobranson), Jinglebell (@intellegint), and Jonboy (@tom_on_here) talk about chimp stuff like bananas, poop and pee, smoking cigarettes, and killing other chimps.