Episode One

Andrew, Branson, and Charles answer people's questions from Patreon. Full Q&A on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37271619

Magical operators working for the Onyx Edge organization—“Buster” Dogmael Ashmore (@necrobranson), Wyatt Agatorous Chevron (@intellegint), Elian Escalon Aguerre (@ByYourLogic), and Mensch Ivorystein (@TrueAnonPod)—discuss their weapons, spells, and past experiences as they descend upon Portugal for a rescue mission.

Young organizers for the Joe Biden campaign—Dash Monsanto (@necrobranson), Prep Hemlock (@intellegint), Adolpho Englehart (@PALMAUNLlMITED), and Vandy (@b8tch_updates)—discuss their hopes for a Biden presidency and their plans to win Joe the election. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36825861

Eat Chain's CJ (@currentvictim) and Jon (@posts_by_jon) welcome guests Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), and Tom (@tom_on_here) for a solemn remembrance of their dear friend Ben. From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRCscaNaWE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A discussion of fandom with creatives Roland Girlmouth (@necrobranson), Dusty Picard (@intellegint), Chespin Cripper (@charlesraustin), Dick Wimpley (@derek8185338005), and Timmy Southpark (@dril). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDeCQbOqLrA Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

It’s Crazy That It Happened Live host Chris Charmer (@charlesraustin) wraps up the latest season of the landlord-centric reality smash hit The Golden Rules with its cast, Gary Golden (@necrobranson), Danny Keebles (@intellegint), Stacelyn (@kath_krueger), Galt (@willmenaker), and Tanner Sailood (@tom_on_here). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBvaVjwvWgU Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Music roundtable of critics, artists, and industry guys, with Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin), Morgan Cremister (@intellegint), Caden2Milli (@necrobranson), FaZe Polanski (@ByYourLogic), Kirsten Durst (@Lowenaffchen), Danforth De Grassi (@DanBoeckner), and Amor De Cosmos (@le_petit_trek). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Download "Sunset Strippers (On the Sunset Strip)": https://www.patreon.com/posts/download-leather-36287219 Watch Wolf Parade's "Under Glass" video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGLqq-b-HYU See the remix here: https://twitter.com/E1podcast/status/1252287561827004417 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Reading the pilot script for "This is Me: Coma Town" with Branson (@necrobranson), Andrew (@intellegint), Charles (@charlesraustin), Felix (@ByYourLogic), and Taylor (@tupacdurex). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMXQCK0vw4 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Branson playtests the latest build of Joel Quest. From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36392793 Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A poetry slam featuring Joseph Rogan No Relation (@necrobranson), Jerome Durepois (@intellegint), Thomas Kinkade Jr. (@charlesraustin), Stacey Granell (@tom_on_here), Hut Dooly (@ByYourLogic), Jeffrey Loner (@thevillainjoel), and Bruehl Wingston (@JucheMane). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fPvijDDmKE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

A powerpoint on rare cryptids with Dr. Doober (@necrobranson), Crest Hucko (@intellegint), Gordon Bealy Albright (@charlesraustin), and Dr. Devin Drendle (@tom_on_here). From the live charity stream on 2020-04-18. Video version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld5fcXsrnvE Donate to Restaurant Workers Community Foundation: https://www.restaurantworkerscf.org/

Newly appointed Neighborhood Association President Gaston Farm (@necrobranson), his relative Harrison Honeycrisp (@intellegint), Neighborhood Watch Chief Lieutenant Michael Produce (@brendohare), and Laundry Milkbone (@corysnearowski) discuss the memory of their late fathers and the ongoing problems of the neighborhood. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/36215370

Lord Alphonsis Sedgwick (@necrobranson)—hailing from Vorpal Manor on the isle of Asphyxia, resting just off the Wedgewick Coast of the Black Lake, just south of Terre Haute—tries to summon death to do his bidding and return Terre Haute to feudal monarchist control, but instead he receives the otherworldly bureaucrats Desmond (@intellegint) and Bone (@charlesraustin).

Lawyers Buddy Sweetwater (@necrobranson), Mike Dunker (@intellegint), and Bill Fitzdoberman (@charlesraustin) discuss their legal philosophies and their biggest cases. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35857167

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) recalls his time in CIA detention, discusses his personal life, and critique’s Meghan Trainor’s “Nice to Meet Ya” video. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35608674

Gamblers Stevie Black (@intellegint), Archie Keano (@necrobranson), and Raleigh Smokes (@ByYourLogic) talk about their favorite places to gamble, their best techniques, and their favorite slot machines.

Captain Pocketwatch Pennyfarthing (@necrobranson) talks about his work at Zippy’s Circus with head clown Scuzzy (@intellegint) and circus workers Tandy Dick (@Lowenaffchen) and Loramps Glub (@tom_on_here).

CIA agents Lutz (@intellegint) and Havarti (@charlesraustin) interrogate Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) about his experience aboard the weed aliens’ spacecraft, his relationship with Bashar al-Assad, and his knowledge of Reid Gimball’s whereabouts.

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk more. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34914706

Terre Haute Zoo chimps Toottoot (@necrobranson), Jinglebell (@intellegint), and Jonboy (@tom_on_here) talk about chimp stuff like bananas, poop and pee, smoking cigarettes, and killing other chimps.

Happy guys Topher Blinz (@necrobranson), Reef Westhouse (@intellegint), and Tevin Richelieu (@neonwario) talk about the things that make them happy. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34589571

WBEN news anchors Burt Runner (@necrobranson) and Pat Valsalva (@intellegint), along with field reporter Torvald Julian (@charlesraustin), report on an alien invasion that has Terre Haute going up in smoke.

Uber driver Cooper Sorento (@charlesraustin) picks up Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) and businessman Dominick Market (@intellegint) on a trip to downtown Terre Haute that goes awry.

The Toad (@necrobranson), Kev O’Kevin (@intellegint), Paris Taylor (@BronzeHammer), and Peanut (@dogboner) reunite at their new home—the Zing Podcast Network—talking about what guys can and can’t say under the changing definition of masculinity. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/34136996

Comedy veterans Johnny Moretti (@necrobranson) and Louis Wallace (@intellegint) drive around discussing their craft, their upbringing, and the state of comedy today. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/33979612

Atorva Staton (@necrobranson) and Gerald Geranium (@intellegint) welcome Dr. Argyle Brownsnake (@charliewinsmore) to discuss the golden age of sports and the greatest generation of people who love the athletes of the golden age. Topics include cheerleaders and the most ancient American sports: football, baseball, hockey, and basketball.

Mech pilots Apollo Ratte (@intellegint), Grinchblade Meriwether (@charlesraustin), Michael Griefer (@dangerousneil), and Balthazar Eros (@JucheMane) reunite for the funeral of Sargent Jim Shorts (@necrobranson), when startling developments lead them back into battle… Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/33592371

When George W. Bush Memorial Middle School teacher Mr. Shirts (@intellegint) takes his class on a wild ride aboard the Magical School Limo, students Zits Lutz (@necrobranson) and Dweezil Sinks (@charlesraustin) learn a lot about human anatomy—and themselves!

Joe Biden (@necrobranson), Joe Biden (@intellegint), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) talk about the kind of shit that Joe Biden talks about.