Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Mike doesn’t want a dog with his new live-in girlfriend, so Skeery calls as the breeder who’s got their new puppy ready!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph makes sandwiches and takes a lot of pride in that, so Danielle calls as a customer to let him know his food SUCKS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heather lost her bag after a trip last week, so Garrett calls as the (semi) upstanding citizen who found the bag!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry’s mom gets a call from Skeery the funeral director, asking her to get into her future coffin so they can make sure she fits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a waxing salon and drives them INSANE while trying to book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cassidy is tired of her mom trying to set het up, and Garrett calls and mom’s newest target!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has a hot new product to sell, the Swivel Sweeper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michelle constantly buys and returns closes after wearing them, so Danielle calls from a store to but her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth is very fond of his oak tree, and Garrett its the landscaper who accidentally cut it down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery thinks he’s Phone Tapping a jealous boyfriend, but in reality Elvis fabricated the scenario to freak Skeery out with a rough Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shane messed up Joe’s dad’s floor, and had to fix them. So Skeery calls dad as Shane, ready to collect money for the double job!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen has been getting annoying calls from a neighbor who wants her to clean up their family garden, so Skeery calls mom as the culprit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Abby can be a little needy, so she tests her boyfriend by calling him….trapped inside a mall dressing room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joan brings her dog regularly, so Danielle calls from the office to put a stop to it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rose received an anonymous letter saying she needs to change the ugly mulch in her flower beds, so Danielle calls as that complainer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cindy’s mom gets a call from a cemetery, saying her daughter stole her birthday flowers from the property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer has been having computer issues, so Danielle calls as the crap tech associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debbie always speeds through EZ pass, so Danielle calls to tell her she’s been BUSTED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rebecca is a voice impressionist and is working a corporate party soon, so Skeery calls as a super critical employee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mario’s new grill looked used, so his daughter calls with a little trouble while trying to return it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sergio has been complaining about the crew he hired to clean his home, so Danielle calls from the company ready to fight!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ron has a crappy neighbor, so Skeery calls as that neighbor fed up after a party his daughter threw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric is getting his water bed delivered, and Garrett is the delivery guy who poked a hole in it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose loves his car and hates when his wife uses it, so Danille calls as the person she got into an accident with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria brings her kids to the community pool and has had some issues, so Skeery calls from the city to mess with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sean’s daughter is in summer school, so Garrett calls to let him know she’s been skipping.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robert is so looking forward to his vacation, so Froggy calls to-of course- change the reservation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Evan planned a romantic getaway for him and Nicole, but she has to cancel so they can babysit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lee Luh has Danielle call her husband from the hotel they just stayed in, claiming he owes money for damaging the room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is super insecure about his fiancé’s ex, so Skeery calls her AS the ex while he’s right there with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole’s parents are leaving for a cruise today and rented a car service to get them there. So Garrett calls as the driver, with a liiiiittle car trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sandra is renting a house in the Bahamas for the whole family, so Froggy calls to move it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christina’s dad is always getting on her for leaving the top down on her convertible, so she calls dad to let him know she did it again and GOT ROBBED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Israel went on vacation with his girlfriend and they had problems, so Danielle calls him to address some of those issues.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin and his wife are on the fence about installing a pool, so Garrett calls about the guy she hired who’s already digging!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki rented a beach house and has been getting several noise complaints while partying, so Skeery calls as the owner with some trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since his dad is away on vacation, Gary is installing a pool behind his back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joanne’s son is having a wedding cruise, so Danielle calls with some issues over her room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank’s daughter is going on vacation and made an appointment to get her passport last minute, so Skeery calls from the agency to cancel it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christina’s son is picking up back habits from a kid at school, so Skeery calls her as that kid’s dad…..who signed both boys out of school to play hookie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg is excited to get his hunting permit, so Garrett calls to let him know what it’s delayed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim’s throwing a party for her dad tonight so Danielle calls as the SICK caterer! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melissa’s grandfather can be a hot head, so Skeery calls him to take away some credits over a computer he recently purchased.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Haley wants to freak her mom out about how finals have been going, so Skeery calls as the guy selling her Adderall.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marley is a promZILLA so her father has Danielle call her to cancel the limo!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.