Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Joe likes to sing when he gets ready in the morning, so Danielle calls as an annoyed neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James and Elaine have a new sex toy shop in their neighborhood and have been complaining, so Skeery calls as the owner with some thoughts of his own!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rachel is a germaphobe who now thinks she has lice, thanks to her officemate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily volunteered her dad to model for her college sculpting class, and once Danielle calls to tell him what he's (not) wearing......he's not too psyched about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery and our friend Bald Freak Ronnie tag team as an impossible customer service duo, Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren works overnights and sleeps in, so his girlfriend wanted to surprise him with a special wakeup call service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alex was just given her first credit card from mom, who keeps telling her not to overspend. So Garrett calls mom from the credit card company, after a HUGE purchase!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamie's boyfriend is always doing strange things for money, so Danielle calls from his newest inappropriate undertaking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Betty has been fighting refrigerator insurance for weeks, and Skeery calls her as a rep from the appliance store.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bobby likes to make haircut appointments and then cancel them at the last second. So Garrett calls from the salon to tell him that's no longer an option to him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maddison has her mom's heirloom ring, so Danielle calls as the person who just bought it off her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard doesn't like when his son is with a babysitter, so Skeery calls as the surprise CRAPPY babysitter that his wife hired!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Garrett mixes up how we do Phone Taps by calling Erica, recording her, and then playing her back to herself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shannon ordered a birth announcement, but the cards came out wrong! So Danielle calls from the shop to say, tough, there's nothing they can do!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, Skeery's infamous salesmen, tries to sell his Zone Pilates schtick to not one but TWO unsuspecting souls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mateo dropped his laptop off it be fixed, and Garrett calls to let him know there is a sliiiiight problem....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie's Hummer-driving-husband beeps bye to the kids every morning at 7:30, so Danielle calls as an irritated neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie recently got a Mercedes and her boyfriend has been telling her be careful about parking near the meat trucks....so that's exactly what she did!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stacy hates cats, so her sister asked Garrett to call her from the adoption agency- THANKING her for accepting a new cat!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irene still uses mom's credit card, so Danielle calls mom with the balance due from her brand new HUGE furniture set!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He doesn't take "no" for an answer, it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and today he's selling the HOT NEW Haragami tool!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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John is obsessed with keeping snow off his property and has been filing complaints against the city for how they cover up his car while street plowing.....so Skeery calls as the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bella has been begging her parents for a tattoo and they are totally against it....so Garrett calls from the tattoo parlor to say she owes money for the tattoo she just got!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book a dentist appointment for her hemorrhoid problem, and it goes about as well as you'd think!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's back, and we love to hate him, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the relentless salesperson petals Valentine's Day candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew placed an order for Valentine's Day flowers early and they never showed up, so Garrett calls from customer service and blames him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took the classes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven bought his girlfriend an engagement ring and left it at a jeweler to be taken care of, so Skeery calls to let him know it's a piece of garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joyce is having some customer service problems after getting two washers instead of a washer and dryer, so Garrett calls as the not so helpful associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Helen and Dalcho own a few salad stores, so Danielle calls from the power company to let them know the power is shut off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George works late and needs to sleep crazy hours, so Garrett calls to make sure he's up from an obnoxious wakeup service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls Julie as the horrible DJ that her fiancé hired to spin at their wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabriel is away at college with dad's old car, which his dad likes to stress out about. So Skeery calls as the friend who borrowed....and accidentally crashed the car!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Collen's dad has gone through hell, bribing delivery workers to take away his old refrigerator. So she thought Danielle should call him as their boss, after suffering back issues from moving the fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marc just started dating Lisa, so she thought it would be funny to have Garrett (the doctor) call with a congratulations on their new baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Skeery phone taps Garrett's grandmother as the obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heather is getting married in a couple months and everything is going super well....so of course her sister wanted to mess that up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyla is the perfect child, so she felt like messing with mom and dad. While her parents don't even know she's seeing someone, Garrett calls as the guy she is staying with this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quan knows someone at work keeps hitting on his girlfriend, so Skeery shows up as the creepy dude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their bill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gina hasn't had great dating luck recently, so her friend Carly wants to try setting her up.....with her proctologist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy ghosted a guy she met at a bar and he's been very persistent, so Skeery calls as the creep!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard has been getting free newspapers he never signed up for, so Danielle calls from the paper ready to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe's neighbors have a bed bug problem and his mom is super duper clean, so he calls mom while hanging out with one of the bed bug kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grace got a dog and her dad Mike said she HAS to take care of it.....so Garrett calls as the guy Grace hired to take care of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel's wife forgot to make yet another payment on the credit card, and he is not happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.