Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Grandma Doris likes the leave the blinds open when she showers, so Danielle calls as someone who has seen a liiiiittle too much.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giovanna lost her license and recently got it back after taking a DWI class. So Skeery calls as a representative from the DMV to claim she never took the classes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carl ordered a huge tv to be delivered for the Super Bowl, so Garrett calls from the store with a little delay issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven bought his girlfriend an engagement ring and left it at a jeweler to be taken care of, so Skeery calls to let him know it's a piece of garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joyce is having some customer service problems after getting two washers instead of a washer and dryer, so Garrett calls as the not so helpful associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Helen and Dalcho own a few salad stores, so Danielle calls from the power company to let them know the power is shut off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

George works late and needs to sleep crazy hours, so Garrett calls to make sure he's up from an obnoxious wakeup service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls Julie as the horrible DJ that her fiancé hired to spin at their wedding!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gabriel is away at college with dad's old car, which his dad likes to stress out about. So Skeery calls as the friend who borrowed....and accidentally crashed the car!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Collen's dad has gone through hell, bribing delivery workers to take away his old refrigerator. So she thought Danielle should call him as their boss, after suffering back issues from moving the fridge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marc just started dating Lisa, so she thought it would be funny to have Garrett (the doctor) call with a congratulations on their new baby!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Skeery phone taps Garrett's grandmother as the obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heather is getting married in a couple months and everything is going super well....so of course her sister wanted to mess that up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyla is the perfect child, so she felt like messing with mom and dad. While her parents don't even know she's seeing someone, Garrett calls as the guy she is staying with this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quan knows someone at work keeps hitting on his girlfriend, so Skeery shows up as the creepy dude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Susan pays all the bills and has been a little disorganized lately, so her husband has Danielle call from the water company with an issue with their bill! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gina hasn't had great dating luck recently, so her friend Carly wants to try setting her up.....with her proctologist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy ghosted a guy she met at a bar and he's been very persistent, so Skeery calls as the creep!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard has been getting free newspapers he never signed up for, so Danielle calls from the paper ready to collect!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe's neighbors have a bed bug problem and his mom is super duper clean, so he calls mom while hanging out with one of the bed bug kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grace got a dog and her dad Mike said she HAS to take care of it.....so Garrett calls as the guy Grace hired to take care of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel's wife forgot to make yet another payment on the credit card, and he is not happy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell Vincent's grandparents the magazine, Horseback Rider's Digest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who decorated, looking to get paid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the telemarketer LOVES to push products on bothered citizens.....especially this very important holiday gift, Christmas Caulk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony takes his outdoor Christmas decorating very seriously, and Garrett calls as the new neighbor who wants him to cut back on all the lights!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery returns as the ever-persistent Rod Phillips to try and sell his collection of boy band Christmas songs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thomas gets a call from a department store to let him know......the $1000 shoes his wife bough herself on his credit card have arrived!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy's son Caden calls the sales department and demands they give him their personal Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls our sweet front desk friend Anita, and keeps asking for her for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron got a free ottoman in his furniture delivery, and now is expected to send it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad that the interview is royally screwed up thanks to some Viagra! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glenn has been getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers for years, and just got a new cell. So it's time for Mr. Michael Oppenheimer to christen it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.