
Elvis Duran Phone Taps
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Can't Get The Diarrhea Stench Out Of Car
Andrea gave her friends her car, and Garrett calls from the auto body shop with a little issue…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Stealing Vegetables Out of My Garden
Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Happy Wakeup Call
Louis works overnights and sleep is super important to him, so Garrett calls from the wakeup service his daughter hired!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I’m Your Son’s Female Roommate
Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pay The Church More for the Wedding Singing
Chris is getting married in a few days, so Skeery calls from the church demanding more money as a donation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Had Sex with the Ugly Neighbor
Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sick Clown is Coming to Your Kid’s Bday
Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Scum Buster
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Boob Job Before Your Wedding
Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Owe $1400 For Versace Purse
Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Screwed Up my Roofing Work
Fred and Anthony’s receptionist is a spitfire, so Skeery calls as a client who’s unhappy with their botched work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Number on the Bathroom Wall
Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Smashed the Lawnmower into the Pool
Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beach House Burned Down
Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Drained Your Pool
Marie and Anthony are on a vacation, and their pool accidentally gets drained by Garrett!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Poop in the Pool
Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rod Phillips Sells Punk Pop Party
Rod Philips wants to sell a collection of punk pop songs and he is NOT taking no for an answer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daughter Is Cutting Summer Class
Ashley is in summer school, so she thought it would be funny if her dad got a call hat she’s been cutting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can’t Get You the Right Bridesmaid Dresses
Lauren is getting married and had a little issue with her bridesmaid dresses, so Sam calls from the boutique to make matters even worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Dump Cakes
The relentless salesmen Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell a recipe book called Dump Cakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Bought Your House
Kent has been debating selling his house but isn’t sure, so Danielle calls as the woman whom already bought it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodie in the Kid’s Ball Pit
Erica’s son went to a birthday party, so Garrett calls her as the manager from the establishment after her son had a little sanitary issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re Getting a Pomeranian Puppy
Mike doesn’t want a dog with his new live-in girlfriend, so Skeery calls as the breeder who’s got their new puppy ready!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Ralph Boy Sandwich Made Me Sick
Ralph makes sandwiches and takes a lot of pride in that, so Danielle calls as a customer to let him know his food SUCKS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Found Your Bags…. What’s In Them?!
Heather lost her bag after a trip last week, so Garrett calls as the (semi) upstanding citizen who found the bag!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come Test Out Your Future Coffin
Jerry’s mom gets a call from Skeery the funeral director, asking her to get into her future coffin so they can make sure she fits!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Wants to Get Waxed
Mrs. Mashgalopsis calls a waxing salon and drives them INSANE while trying to book.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Gave a Fast Food Guy Your Number
Cassidy is tired of her mom trying to set het up, and Garrett calls and mom’s newest target!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 27
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has a hot new product to sell, the Swivel Sweeper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Stinky Returned Clothes
Michelle constantly buys and returns closes after wearing them, so Danielle calls from a store to but her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Landscaper is Chopping Down our Tree
Seth is very fond of his oak tree, and Garrett its the landscaper who accidentally cut it down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery Gets Tapped
Skeery thinks he’s Phone Tapping a jealous boyfriend, but in reality Elvis fabricated the scenario to freak Skeery out with a rough Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Ruined Your Hardwood Floors
Shane messed up Joe’s dad’s floor, and had to fix them. So Skeery calls dad as Shane, ready to collect money for the double job!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden
Kristen has been getting annoying calls from a neighbor who wants her to clean up their family garden, so Skeery calls mom as the culprit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in a Dressing Room
Abby can be a little needy, so she tests her boyfriend by calling him….trapped inside a mall dressing room!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can’t Keep Bringing Your Dog to Work
Joan brings her dog regularly, so Danielle calls from the office to put a stop to it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bedazzler
You love to hate him, it’s Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! And today he has TWO victims while he tried to sell The Bedazzler!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Return the Where’s Waldo Book
John never returned a Where’s Waldo book to the library from yeearrrsssss ago, so Garrett calls him with the late fees!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rose, You Need to Change Your Ugly Mulch
Rose received an anonymous letter saying she needs to change the ugly mulch in her flower beds, so Danielle calls as that complainer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nunzio and the Jealous Boyfriend
Tommy has heard all about his gf’s creepy ex, Nunzio. So she calls him to say Nunzio…..aka Skeery… is outside!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Stolen Cemetery Flowers
Cindy’s mom gets a call from a cemetery, saying her daughter stole her birthday flowers from the property!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Computer Problem is Not Our Problem
Jennifer has been having computer issues, so Danielle calls as the crap tech associate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 4
Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diner Napkin Stealer
Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EZ Pass Cancellation
Debbie always speeds through EZ pass, so Danielle calls to tell her she’s been BUSTED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Impressionist’s Audition
Rebecca is a voice impressionist and is working a corporate party soon, so Skeery calls as a super critical employee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Are Not Taking Back the Scratched Grill
Mario’s new grill looked used, so his daughter calls with a little trouble while trying to return it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Third Broken Vacuum
Sergio has been complaining about the crew he hired to clean his home, so Danielle calls from the company ready to fight!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Neighbor Spray Painted Our Lawn
Ron has a crappy neighbor, so Skeery calls as that neighbor fed up after a party his daughter threw!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sprung a Leak in the Water Bed
Eric is getting his water bed delivered, and Garrett is the delivery guy who poked a hole in it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.