Elvis Duran Phone Taps

A shady guy from the wedding hall is canceling Lauren’s big Halloween party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fay is attending a Halloween party and just got her costume canceled by another guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brandon has to audition to be a zombie at a haunted house, over the phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery is a questionable postman who’s caught stealing Halloween decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warren booked the entertainment for his kid's party, and it's SEXY Cat Woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rayna babysat Scott’s kids as a favor, and Skeery calls as Scott with some questionable tv charges from the day she babysat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim left a mean comment on a kid’s YouTube video, and Garrett calls as his angry brother!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martin’s daughter has been borrowing his car without him knowing, and unfortunately for him, it’s getting repossessed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timothy left the family potato chip truck unlocked, and calls dad after someone broke in and stole a bunch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Troy things he has an infestation, so Garrett calls as the exterminator who’s a liiiiittle too early for the appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake is dragging his feet to propose, so his fiancé has Danielle call from a proposal reality show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie has a tendency to take her engagement ring off at bars to get free drinks, and Skeery calls as one of the guys she recently met!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone threw up at Madelyn’s party and ruined her shoes, and Garrett calls as the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria has a potty mouth, so Danielle calls as the district attorney after it got her in a bit of trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Craig sends his gf birthday flowers every year, but this year Skeery the florist really screwed them up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrea gave her friends her car, and Garrett calls from the auto body shop with a little issue…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa likes stealing vegetables out of people’s gardens, so Danielle calls as a neighbor saying enough is enough!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Louis works overnights and sleep is super important to him, so Garrett calls from the wakeup service his daughter hired!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh is moving into his dorm and mom is paranoid about the college lifestyle, so Danielle calls as the new FEMALE roommate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is getting married in a few days, so Skeery calls from the church demanding more money as a donation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grace’s dad tries to jokingly set her up with the new kid on the block, so she pretends they’ve been hooking up already!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is Bubbles the Clown who’s a liiiiitle sick to perform at a kid’s birthday party…..but she’s still coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer has never sold a thing… but that hasn’t stopped him from trying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Samantha is getting married this weekend and turning into a pain in the butt, so her friend calls to tell her about the boob job she’s getting 2 days before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jen just bought a designer bag, and apparently it’s up to dad to pay for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fred and Anthony’s receptionist is a spitfire, so Skeery calls as a client who’s unhappy with their botched work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christopher’s bff Jill is having he hardest time finding a good guy, so Garrett calls as someone who got her number off a bathroom wall….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike got a pool installed a couple weeks ago and his wife calls after driving the lawnmower into it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marie and Anthony are on a vacation, and their pool accidentally gets drained by Garrett!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allison takes the 4-year-old she babysits to the pool on the weekend, so Danielle calls mom from that pool after a little #2 incident! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rod Philips wants to sell a collection of punk pop songs and he is NOT taking no for an answer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ashley is in summer school, so she thought it would be funny if her dad got a call hat she’s been cutting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is getting married and had a little issue with her bridesmaid dresses, so Sam calls from the boutique to make matters even worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The relentless salesmen Mr. Michael Oppenheimer tries to sell a recipe book called Dump Cakes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kent has been debating selling his house but isn’t sure, so Danielle calls as the woman whom already bought it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erica’s son went to a birthday party, so Garrett calls her as the manager from the establishment after her son had a little sanitary issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.