Elvis Duran Phone Taps

The incredibly incompetent Mrs. Mashgalopsis tries to book an appointment at a hair salon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy calls Paige’s mom with the surprise LIVE turkey delivery her daughter is sending her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trevor gets a call from Garrett as the PROFESSOR his college daughter is dating and bringing home this Thanksgiving!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Steven is not psyched when his wife says his mother-in-law is stuck staying with them longer than planned.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwback! Linda is so stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, so her husband decides to make it a lliiiittttle harder with a food delivery call.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul is FURIOUS when he finds out his wife offered to have Thanksgiving at their house. This year!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Olivia’s mom gets a call to say not only has she not been attending college, but the tuition money is going towards something crafty….See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Myra had a warrant out for her arrest after refusing to pay a parking ticket, so she calls her boyfriend while Danielle is getting ready to arrest her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carmen’s dog just had puppies, and Skeery calls as the father to the dog-dad and wants half the puppies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Al’s daughter is about to get married, and dad gets a call with some bacd news from the church.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kenny hates spending Monday, so his wife lets him know she’s ordering an exterminator to come check out there house AGAIN!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tyler’s in a bit of trouble at school, so Danielle calls mom as the difficult teacher.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amy paid some parking tickets due, but Garrett calls from the DMV to say payment was never received!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neil parks in a private lot, so Skeery calls as the lot owner ready to collect rent!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sabine offered to help her sister pay for school if she needs, so her sister charged 7k without asking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric is about to head to the airport for a big trip with his girlfriend, so Garrett calls form the booking company to let him know the trip was a scam!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle calls Jamie as her boyfriend’s coworker, who’s going to a Halloween party with him dressed as a playboy bunny!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary bought a new GTO forever ago and it STILL hasn’t arrived, so Skeery calls to delay delivery even longer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle terrorizes a tanning salon as Mrs. Mashgalopsis, looking to book a hair appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lorenzo owns a meatball truck that his daughter is driving for him this week, so she calls dad after Garrett tows it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick left candy out for Halloween and yelled at a kid for taking all of it, so Danielle calls as the angry mom!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A shady guy from the wedding hall is canceling Lauren’s big Halloween party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fay is attending a Halloween party and just got her costume canceled by another guest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is a pain in the ass, trying to sell Halloween candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost, but is otherwise completely clueless!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Allen gets a call from Garrett, informing him that his (surprise) Dora costume is ready to be picked up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brandon has to audition to be a zombie at a haunted house, over the phone! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery is a questionable postman who’s caught stealing Halloween decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Warren booked the entertainment for his kid's party, and it's SEXY Cat Woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole is getting married next year and her mom is so into the plans, so Danielle calls from the hall with a huge issue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rayna babysat Scott’s kids as a favor, and Skeery calls as Scott with some questionable tv charges from the day she babysat!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim left a mean comment on a kid’s YouTube video, and Garrett calls as his angry brother!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John keeps dirty photos of his wife in his phone, so Danielle calls from his daughter’s school saying she’s been showing them off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world’s most beloved salesperson pesters Jason with the One Glove!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is a substitute teacher reporting for duty.......but is sounding like absolute garbage!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls a bunch of businesses using sound clips for Tony Soprano.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle calls Jim to say his wife has been accepted to be on a naked TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sharon said no more dogs in the house, so her daughter thought it would be funny is Garrett called to let her know their new rescue puppy is on its way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery returns as the famous salesman, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martin’s daughter has been borrowing his car without him knowing, and unfortunately for him, it’s getting repossessed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vanessa has some jealousy issues. With another mom at their kid’s school, so Danielle calls as that mom asking dad for a favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timothy left the family potato chip truck unlocked, and calls dad after someone broke in and stole a bunch! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Troy things he has an infestation, so Garrett calls as the exterminator who’s a liiiiittle too early for the appointment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake is dragging his feet to propose, so his fiancé has Danielle call from a proposal reality show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie has a tendency to take her engagement ring off at bars to get free drinks, and Skeery calls as one of the guys she recently met!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone threw up at Madelyn’s party and ruined her shoes, and Garrett calls as the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria has a potty mouth, so Danielle calls as the district attorney after it got her in a bit of trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Craig sends his gf birthday flowers every year, but this year Skeery the florist really screwed them up!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.