
Elvis Duran Phone Taps
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Oppenheimer 12 (Horse Reader's Digest)
Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell Vincent's grandparents the magazine, Horseback Rider's Digest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Movers Broke Your Piano
Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa is a Sausage Stealer
Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Toilet is Overflowing
Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mixed Up your Teeth at The Dentist
Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booked a Hotel Room on Dad's Card
Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)
Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Positions
Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis to Book a Holiday Party
Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can’t Return the Dirty New Years Eve Dress
Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Honey, I Invited More People for Christmas
Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Magnificent Murray at the Holiday Party
Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paid Someone to Hang the Christmas Lights
Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who decorated, looking to get paid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ex Wants to Fly Us to Hawaii for Christmas
Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party
Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Xmas Caulk
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the telemarketer LOVES to push products on bothered citizens.....especially this very important holiday gift, Christmas Caulk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Christmas Decorations are Overdone
Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Santa’s Not So Helpful Helper
Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Stole Your Inflatable Santa
Tony takes his outdoor Christmas decorating very seriously, and Garrett calls as the new neighbor who wants him to cut back on all the lights!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Boy Band Bonanza Christmas Collection
Skeery returns as the ever-persistent Rod Phillips to try and sell his collection of boy band Christmas songs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Bought Myself Jimmy Choos for Christmas
Thomas gets a call from a department store to let him know......the $1000 shoes his wife bough herself on his credit card have arrived!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caden Phone Taps Sales for Jingle Ball
Froggy's son Caden calls the sales department and demands they give him their personal Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Wanna Win Jingle Ball Tickets
Skeery calls our sweet front desk friend Anita, and keeps asking for her for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Give Me Back my Ottoman
Aaron got a free ottoman in his furniture delivery, and now is expected to send it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Taking Up Two Parking Spaces
Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Accidentally Took Dad's Viagra
Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad that the interview is royally screwed up thanks to some Viagra! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Dog Pee'd on the Apartment Wall
Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer
Glenn has been getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers for years, and just got a new cell. So it's time for Mr. Michael Oppenheimer to christen it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm Dating Your Mom
Nick's mom recently started dating again, so she wanted to freak him out with her current fling....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bringing Professor BF Home Thanksgiving
Trevor is excited for his daughter to come home for Thanksgiving....until her learns she's bringing a much older man with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get Rid of your Scary Infested Turkey
Peter has a pet turkey, and is starting to cause some controversy around the neighborhood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The TA Boyfriend is Coming for Thanksgiving
Kylee is bring her new boyfriend over to meet her sister Stephanie for Thanksgiving. So Garrett calls Stephanie as the boyfriend....the pretty inappropriate boyfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delivering your Live Thanksgiving Turkey
Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Twenty Two Pound Turkeys are Ready
Linda is super stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, and it's about to get a lot worse when she learns her turkey order is WAY off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Having the Family Over for Thanksgiving
Paul is so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year.....until his wife changes the plan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Ex BF is Tapping into Your Phone
Tianna and her ex Chris are still close friends, so he asked Skeery to call from the phone company and say he's trying to tap into her phone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mother In Law is Staying with us Longer
Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Bakers Son Broke the Statue
Gio went on vacation and broke a statue while hugging it, drunk! So Garrett calls mom, looking for the replacement money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wiping Boogers on the Wall in School
Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ordered the Wedding Ring For You
Scott visited a jeweler with his gf Alison, but wasn't planning on promising just yet. Soooooo Danielle calls from the jeweler to inform him, the ring was already pre-purchased by Alison!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ran Out of Gas at Drive Through
Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Skipping Out on Jury Duty
Darren keeps dodging phone calls to appear for jury duty so Skeery calls him from court to say enough is enough! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sorry You Suck at Wearing Dentures
Bonnie has been having some dentures issues, so Danielle calls her back from the company and absolutely sucks at customer service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Caught Having Sex on the BBall Courts
Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball court!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Canceled the Cake and am Not Paying For It
Debrah canceled one of the two cakes she ordered, so Garrett calls from the bakery to say she still needs to pay for both!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Forgot Your Doody Diaper
Jamilla goes out to eat, changes her son's diaper, and sometimes leaves it on the table! So Skeery calls her as a restaurant manager DISGUSTED by her decision!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lizette Slept Over Last Night
John is not allowed to have girls sleep over while he lives at his mom's, so Danielle calls as the girl he snuck in last night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Halloween Classic
In this Skeery/Oppenheimer classic, the world's most annoying salesman tries to get Kaitlyn's grandfather to order candy for Halloween!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Postman is Stealing Halloween Decorations
Carmella's Halloween decorations have gone missing, so Skeery gets caught as the postman stealing them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t Scold My Son for Treating Halloween
Nick left a bowl of candy out for Trick or Treaters and caught someone taking the whole bowl, so he yelled at the kid. SO Danielle calls as the mother, and she's not happy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.