Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Mr. Michel Oppenheimer may not be the best salesperson in the world, but he is certainly the most persistent! Annoying as all hell as he tries to sell Vincent's grandparents the magazine, Horseback Rider's Digest!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ralph loves his piano and is currently moving, so Garrett calls as a mover with a liiiiittle piano issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa goes to the food store to sample and never buy, so his granddaughter had Danielle call from the store as the pissed off manager!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ray has had a lot of plumbing work lately, so Skeery plays the part of the plumber's son who keeps making it worse!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rosemary is having dental issues after getting her teeth worked on, and Garrett lets her know she has the wrong teeth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leigha is in college and her dad watches her a little too closely, so she has Danielle call from the hotel she booked a night at with his credit card!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery's most recognizable character, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, tries get Jamie to make a donation in honor of the holidays!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bruce is tired of the neighborhood kids putting his Christmas decorations in sexual positions, and Garrett calls as the kid who did it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis famously can't get anything straight, including booking a party at Melissa's restaurant!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dion bought a dress, wore it, and returned it! So Skeery calls as the manager of the store to confront her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake's wife Joanna calls to let him know that a SURPRISE bunch of people are coming over for Christmas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brody's Murray the Magnificent is the hired entertainment for Debbie's company party. Unfortunately, he's not as appropriate as she was expecting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick takes his Christmas decor very seriously and asked his kids to cover him this year, while he's away. So Garrett calls dad as the stranger who decorated, looking to get paid!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lindsay's boyfriend doesn't love when she brings up her ex Kevin, so she called to say they are going to Hawaii.....to visit Kevin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kiera got so wasted at the company holiday party, so her coworker thought Garrett should call as the mystery man she made out with!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer the telemarketer LOVES to push products on bothered citizens.....especially this very important holiday gift, Christmas Caulk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy is part of Dana's neighborhood association, demanding he take down his massive holiday decorations!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary and her husband have a company that send out Santa's helpers to children's parties, and apparently he needs to watch his mouth more around the kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony takes his outdoor Christmas decorating very seriously, and Garrett calls as the new neighbor who wants him to cut back on all the lights!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery returns as the ever-persistent Rod Phillips to try and sell his collection of boy band Christmas songs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thomas gets a call from a department store to let him know......the $1000 shoes his wife bough herself on his credit card have arrived!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy's son Caden calls the sales department and demands they give him their personal Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery calls our sweet front desk friend Anita, and keeps asking for her for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron got a free ottoman in his furniture delivery, and now is expected to send it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carol takes up two parking spaces to save one for her roommate, so Skeery calls as a neighbor who's SICK OF IT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brady hasn't been looking for a job since graduating, so his dad finally set up an interview for him. Unfortunately, Garrett is going to inform dad that the interview is royally screwed up thanks to some Viagra! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is keeping Christine's apartment deposit, thanks to her little dog who apparently peed all over the walls!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glenn has been getting annoying phone calls from telemarketers for years, and just got a new cell. So it's time for Mr. Michael Oppenheimer to christen it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick's mom recently started dating again, so she wanted to freak him out with her current fling....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trevor is excited for his daughter to come home for Thanksgiving....until her learns she's bringing a much older man with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter has a pet turkey, and is starting to cause some controversy around the neighborhood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kylee is bring her new boyfriend over to meet her sister Stephanie for Thanksgiving. So Garrett calls Stephanie as the boyfriend....the pretty inappropriate boyfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy is on his way to deliver a live turkey to Gayle as the world's worst holiday surprise!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Linda is super stressed about cooking for Thanksgiving, and it's about to get a lot worse when she learns her turkey order is WAY off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul is so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year.....until his wife changes the plan!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tianna and her ex Chris are still close friends, so he asked Skeery to call from the phone company and say he's trying to tap into her phone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle gets to deliver Steven the bad news that his mother-in-law is staying with him much longer than originally planned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gio went on vacation and broke a statue while hugging it, drunk! So Garrett calls mom, looking for the replacement money.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denise has gotten multiple calls from her daughter's school about her misbehaving, so Skeery calls as the guidance counselor with yet another problem!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scott visited a jeweler with his gf Alison, but wasn't planning on promising just yet. Soooooo Danielle calls from the jeweler to inform him, the ring was already pre-purchased by Alison!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim keeps running out of gas and her dad (who's OVER IT) has to rescue her. So she calls him..... stuck at a drive through!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren keeps dodging phone calls to appear for jury duty so Skeery calls him from court to say enough is enough! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie has been having some dentures issues, so Danielle calls her back from the company and absolutely sucks at customer service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wayne's son is in college, and he gets a very undesirable call from the school. After his son got caught doing something unsavory at the basketball court!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debrah canceled one of the two cakes she ordered, so Garrett calls from the bakery to say she still needs to pay for both!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jamilla goes out to eat, changes her son's diaper, and sometimes leaves it on the table! So Skeery calls her as a restaurant manager DISGUSTED by her decision!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John is not allowed to have girls sleep over while he lives at his mom's, so Danielle calls as the girl he snuck in last night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this Skeery/Oppenheimer classic, the world's most annoying salesman tries to get Kaitlyn's grandfather to order candy for Halloween!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carmella's Halloween decorations have gone missing, so Skeery gets caught as the postman stealing them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick left a bowl of candy out for Trick or Treaters and caught someone taking the whole bowl, so he yelled at the kid. SO Danielle calls as the mother, and she's not happy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.