
Elvis Duran Phone Taps
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We Shaved Your Pussycat
Margret is obsessed with her cat and her daughter brought the cat to get groomed. So Garrett calls as the groomer who accidentally gave her the wrong haircut!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Bona Mop
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer, the worst salesman in the world, refuses to give up trying to sell the Bona Mop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clean Up Your Dog Poop
Danielle calls Christine's mom as a pissed off neighbor, accusing her of not picking up after her little dog and she's sick of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Will Exterminate Your Rats Tomorrow
Steve has a rat problem and is so afraid of them. So his wife has Garrett call as the exterminator currently at their house, who needs to come back TOMORROW because the job is so much worse than he thought!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fried Chicken Scraps Left on the Table
spoke with teresa after a few missed calls, all good here, she told me we are enrolled in a+ premium content, need to figure out design before baby bottles are releasedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Can’t Park in That Spot
Jason keeps parking at a business next door and is getting notes asking him to stop, so Danielle calls as the business leaving those notes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shaved Off Daughter's Eyebrows
Stephanie is getting a haircut and calls mom in a panic after Garrett the hairdresser screwed something up big time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paved the Rich Lady's Street Too Early
Skeery calls a listener's aunt as the boss of the paving company, who paved her street early and she's been pissed ever since!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

My Bunny is Eating His Poop
Emma just got a new bunny and it's acting strange, so she's waiting for the store to call her back with some help. Danielle calls first, as the not so helpful employee.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Wife Says You Can Use Another Dog
Ray has enough dogs with his wife Lisa, but she loves having so many. So she asks Garrett to call him as the guy about to drop off several more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery Gets Tapped
In this classic, Skeery THINKS he's phone tapping a jealous boyfriend about his girlfriend and the guy gets a little too angry. When in reality, Elvis set it up and these are two actors who love the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's My Slot Machine
Alana's dad is in a temporary wheelchair but should have been out MONTHS ago, and now apparently uses it to take advantage of people. He had a little run-in when gambling the other week, so Skeery calls as security with some bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spare a Square in the Ladies Room
Trish didn't help a woman out in the bathroom who needed some toilet paper the other day, so Danielle calls as that mystery coworker PISSED!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Screwed Up the Oil Change
Melique took mom's car to get an oil change, and apparently he screwed it up royally!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Come and Clean this Old Smelly Apartment
Skeery calls Angela as the new tenant in the apartment she used to lived in, and demands she come back to help him clean!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Going to the Bahamas on Your Wedding Day
Chelsea is Crystal's Maid of Honor, and decided to plan a little vacation the same weekend as her wedding. OOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Broken Recliner Chair
George has a beloved reclining chair and is reluctant to let his wife hire a cleaning service for their home, so Garrett calls as the cleaning service guy who broke the recliner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Sells Slap Chop
We love him, we hate him, he's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer and he wants to sell the Slap Shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coughing In Your Catering
Don has a huge catering order coming in and Danielle calls as she prepares it.....sneezing and coughing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're Being Sued on TV Court
Judy hit her neighbor's mailbox and hasn't gotten around to fixing it, so her daughter Sarah thought it would be a great occasion for Garrett to call from TV court!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Locksmith Copied Your Key for Your GF
Tia's boyfriend Trevor is not ready to give her a key to his apartment, so she wanted to mess with him by asking Skeery to call as the locksmith who's making her key!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elmo Happy Birthday Wakeup Call
Danielle calls Mark on his birthday, with a very annoying character Elmo wakeup call!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Uber to the Airport
Kylee is supposed to take her parents to the airport because he's nervous about a stranger driving him, so she calls to cancel last minute and sets him up with an Uber driver instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Refund for the Clown Magician
Anthony and his wife booked a magician for their kid's birthday, but instead they sent a clown and it was a DISASTER! So mom is waiting for a call back from the company, Danielle calls, and the call doesn't go great.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pepperidge Farm Cookies
Kim's dad owns a Pepperidge Farm cookie route, and she drives a truck for him. So she wants to call dad during a delivery after she forgot to lock the door and COOKIES ARE EVERYWHERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"
Caitlyn is studying at the library and thought it would be funny if she called her boyfriend while Garrett bothered her to be more quiet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine
Chrissy's dad owns a crane game machine in a local store, so she thought Danielle should call as that store owner after someone ran off with the whole damn machine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger
He can't be stopped, try as you might - Skeery's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer pesters Darren as he tries to sell the Bumper Badger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir
Olivia recently broke up with a short fling whom her dad Sam never met, so she asked Garrett to call Sam as that ex asking for his daughter back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jealous of the Office Hugger
Leslie is a liiiiiittle jealous of her BF's new friendly coworker, so boyfriend Mike thought it would be funny for Danielle to prepend to be the new coworker and call with some stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald
Skeery and his friend Ronnie team up to create the most confusing customer service team you've ever heard of! Good luck getting any information straight....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup
Daryl works nights, and his girlfriend decided to hire a wake-up service to piss him off on St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours
Guy loves his car, so his daughter wanted Skeery to call after she had a little accident backing out this morning....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley
Jared runs a bowling alley and has to deal with a lot of annoying phone calls, so his coworker Mike thought it would be funny if Danielle called as a recent patron with a crazy frustration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back
Jerry has been planning his mom's 90th birthday brunch for months now! So his daughter thought it might be funny if Garrett called from the restaurant, moving the party back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer wanted to celebrate National Meatball Day, by pushing his favorite meatball maker as the horribly pushy salesmen we all love and know him to be!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost
Danielle's oblivious character Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost problem, and needs a spirit service to help her fix it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I Spent $4,000
Kim's dad gets nuts when it comes to money, so Skeery calls him from Kim's credit card company saying he's the cosigner, and Kim owes thousands of dollars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It
Danny knows that his fiancé is not allowed to drive his mother's car. SO he thought Danielle should call from the insurance company, after his fiancé crashed it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First Date Marriage Proposal
Eric's daughter just went through a bad breakup, so she asked Garrett to call dad as her brand new man, who has an interesting proposal for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over
Gino is icked out by the new kid on the block who has pink eye, so his daughter thought it would be funny for Skeery to call as that new neighbor, playing video games in his home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Stealing Free Food Samples
Irene is a huge fan of free samples without purchase, so her granddaughter asked Danielle to call as an angry manager of the grocery store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Slept With Your Sister At Your House
Amanda doesn't know much about her sister's new boyfriend, so Garrett calls as the new guy and doesn't give the best first impression.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification
Danielle failed the teacher certification test several times before passing, so her friend asked Skeery to call as someone from the board claiming she failed too many times to be teaching!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon
Danielle's Mrs. Mashgalopsis has got to be one of the most helpless characters on the planet, and in today's Phone Tap, she needs to make an appointment at a salon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls
Logan hurt himself and instead of going to Physical Therapy, he ordered two PT Balls which have yet to arrive. So Garrett calls to deliver an issue with his order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11
We can't stand him and we love it, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back to push some sales buttons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tow Truck Nightmare
Adam has a car with an expired inspection ticket so his girlfriend thought Danielle should call as the person towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Porta Potty is Not Available
Susan is so excited about her son's wedding, and she handled a lot of the booking. So her son Richie thought it might be funny to call from the porta potty rental company with a little booking issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table
Wilson is the neighbor nobody wants, including Sue whom he calls about her pool table, that apparently breaks noise code!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.