
Elvis Duran Phone Taps
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Uber to the Airport
Kylee is supposed to take her parents to the airport because he's nervous about a stranger driving him, so she calls to cancel last minute and sets him up with an Uber driver instead.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No Refund for the Clown Magician
Anthony and his wife booked a magician for their kid's birthday, but instead they sent a clown and it was a DISASTER! So mom is waiting for a call back from the company, Danielle calls, and the call doesn't go great.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pepperidge Farm Cookies
Kim's dad owns a Pepperidge Farm cookie route, and she drives a truck for him. So she wants to call dad during a delivery after she forgot to lock the door and COOKIES ARE EVERYWHERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Library Tough Guy Says, "Shh!"
Caitlyn is studying at the library and thought it would be funny if she called her boyfriend while Garrett bothered her to be more quiet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry Walked off With My Vending Machine
Chrissy's dad owns a crane game machine in a local store, so she thought Danielle should call as that store owner after someone ran off with the whole damn machine!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Bumper Badger
He can't be stopped, try as you might - Skeery's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer pesters Darren as he tries to sell the Bumper Badger!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Want Your Daughter Back, Sir
Olivia recently broke up with a short fling whom her dad Sam never met, so she asked Garrett to call Sam as that ex asking for his daughter back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jealous of the Office Hugger
Leslie is a liiiiiittle jealous of her BF's new friendly coworker, so boyfriend Mike thought it would be funny for Danielle to prepend to be the new coworker and call with some stories!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick FitzGerald
Skeery and his friend Ronnie team up to create the most confusing customer service team you've ever heard of! Good luck getting any information straight....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

St. Patrick's Day Leprechaun Wakeup
Daryl works nights, and his girlfriend decided to hire a wake-up service to piss him off on St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Hit My Car Now, I'm Crackin Up Yours
Guy loves his car, so his daughter wanted Skeery to call after she had a little accident backing out this morning....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chipped My Manicure At Your Bowling Alley
Jared runs a bowling alley and has to deal with a lot of annoying phone calls, so his coworker Mike thought it would be funny if Danielle called as a recent patron with a crazy frustration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Pushed Your Surprise Party Back
Jerry has been planning his mom's 90th birthday brunch for months now! So his daughter thought it might be funny if Garrett called from the restaurant, moving the party back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Meatball Magic
Mr. Michael Oppenheimer wanted to celebrate National Meatball Day, by pushing his favorite meatball maker as the horribly pushy salesmen we all love and know him to be!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has A Ghost
Danielle's oblivious character Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost problem, and needs a spirit service to help her fix it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dad I Spent $4,000
Kim's dad gets nuts when it comes to money, so Skeery calls him from Kim's credit card company saying he's the cosigner, and Kim owes thousands of dollars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom Fiance Drove Your Car And Crashed It
Danny knows that his fiancé is not allowed to drive his mother's car. SO he thought Danielle should call from the insurance company, after his fiancé crashed it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First Date Marriage Proposal
Eric's daughter just went through a bad breakup, so she asked Garrett to call dad as her brand new man, who has an interesting proposal for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Kid With Pink Eye Is Over
Gino is icked out by the new kid on the block who has pink eye, so his daughter thought it would be funny for Skeery to call as that new neighbor, playing video games in his home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Stealing Free Food Samples
Irene is a huge fan of free samples without purchase, so her granddaughter asked Danielle to call as an angry manager of the grocery store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Slept With Your Sister At Your House
Amanda doesn't know much about her sister's new boyfriend, so Garrett calls as the new guy and doesn't give the best first impression.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teacher Isn't Getting Her Certification
Danielle failed the teacher certification test several times before passing, so her friend asked Skeery to call as someone from the board claiming she failed too many times to be teaching!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mrs. Mashgalopsis Calls A Salon
Danielle's Mrs. Mashgalopsis has got to be one of the most helpless characters on the planet, and in today's Phone Tap, she needs to make an appointment at a salon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Need Two Physical Therapy Balls
Logan hurt himself and instead of going to Physical Therapy, he ordered two PT Balls which have yet to arrive. So Garrett calls to deliver an issue with his order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 11
We can't stand him and we love it, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back to push some sales buttons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Tow Truck Nightmare
Adam has a car with an expired inspection ticket so his girlfriend thought Danielle should call as the person towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Porta Potty is Not Available
Susan is so excited about her son's wedding, and she handled a lot of the booking. So her son Richie thought it might be funny to call from the porta potty rental company with a little booking issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wilson Calling About Your Pool Table
Wilson is the neighbor nobody wants, including Sue whom he calls about her pool table, that apparently breaks noise code!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Cheating Sorority Girl
Dawn has some rumors about her stirring that she made out with the bf of a girl in another sonority,...so Danielle calls as that girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Want Your Girl To Walk Me Like A Dog
Mia is a dog walker and her boyfriend is very protective of her and wants her to be careful. So Garrett calls up as a customer......but not for an average style dog walk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brad From Rads Tattoos
Natalie just turned 18 and wants to get a tattoo, against mom's wishes. So dad thought it would be funny if she got a call from them,on their way to the tattoo parlor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surprise I'm Your Nasty Tinder Date
Eric has a double date from Tinder all set up, but he's never chatted with the girl! So Danielle calls as the mystery woman, and she's not exactly his dream woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forgot To Order Valentine Flowers
Drew ordered Valentine's Day flowers for his girlfriend a month in advance becasue he knows how important they are to her. So Garrett calls with a little issue, claiming he didn't place the order on time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Valentine Candy
Valentines Day is on the way and what better way to celebrate than Mr. Michael Oppenheimer trying to sell some candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Daughter Streaked on the Football Field
Rabecca's mom is really tightly laced, so now that she's at college, she thought it would be funny to have Danielle call mom as the guidance counselor....after a little streking incident!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No TV For The Super Bowl
The big game is coming up and Carl is having a huge party, so he bought a new TV.....which Garrett informs him may not be there until Monday!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 24
Skeery gets Sabrina's aunt and great aunt in today's Phone Tap, as the telemarketer we love to hate....Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Had Sex In Your Dress
Jenine was so hesitant to lend her friend Erin her designer dress, so Erin thought it would be funny if Danielle called as the drycleaner, having an issue with a stain!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Lifting The Treadmill
Tricia is excited for the delivery of her new treadmill, so roommate Danielle thought it might be funny to have Garrett call as the man delivering it, whom refuses to take it up to the apartment !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Tenants Want To Move Back In
Michael's mom hated her old tenants, who moved out and left the place a mess. So he asked Skeery to call her, as that tenant, asking to move back in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Stole Parsley and Celery from the Store
Blair's grandfather steals small bits of groceries when he goes food shopping, so she asked Danielle to call him as the supermarket's regional manager catching him on camera!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Skydiving Rookie
Damon is a real adrenaline junkie, and is going skydiving with his girlfriend Gina! So Garrett calls her up as her coach, who's never done this before! YIKES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We Want to Bury You for Our Film
Deshaun is an aspiring actor, and his agent is trying to get him some work! So he had Skeery call with a new acting gig, but it isn't quite what Deshaun was hoping for....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Dinky Dog
Frank is so in love with his little dog, but he is quite a yapper! So Joanne thought it would be funny if Danielle called as an already annoyed neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Birthday From a Clown
Like many, Tara HATES clowns. So her sister Val thought it might be funny if Garrett called on her birthday, as a clown heading to visit her at work!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your Happy Tours Honeymoon is Overbooked
Jason is so excited about his upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon at the Four Seasons....but Skeery calls to inform him it's overbooked, and he needs to change hotels!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're A Bad Catholic
Carol doesn't go to church much, but is a sponsor for her nice's conformation. So Danielle calls her from the church to let her know she is not quite qualified!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Science Partner Wants Sex With Your Daughter
Valerie's parents are always curious about her dating life, and want to know more about this guy in her life. So Garrett starts the call as that guy, leaving a not-so-great first impression!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Vacation With The Jealous Fiance
While on vacation with him, Hanna thought it would be funny if Skeery called her fiancé as an ex looking to spend some quality time with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop Brushing Your Teeth At The Office
Roslyn brushes her teeth in the office, so her friend thought it would be funny to have Danielle call as a coworker and tell her to knock it off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.