Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Skeery and his friend Ronnie team up to create the most confusing customer service team you've ever heard of! Good luck getting any information straight....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daryl works nights, and his girlfriend decided to hire a wake-up service to piss him off on St. Patrick's Day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guy loves his car, so his daughter wanted Skeery to call after she had a little accident backing out this morning....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jared runs a bowling alley and has to deal with a lot of annoying phone calls, so his coworker Mike thought it would be funny if Danielle called as a recent patron with a crazy frustration!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jerry has been planning his mom's 90th birthday brunch for months now! So his daughter thought it might be funny if Garrett called from the restaurant, moving the party back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Michael Oppenheimer wanted to celebrate National Meatball Day, by pushing his favorite meatball maker as the horribly pushy salesmen we all love and know him to be!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle's oblivious character Mrs. Mashgalopsis thinks she has a ghost problem, and needs a spirit service to help her fix it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim's dad gets nuts when it comes to money, so Skeery calls him from Kim's credit card company saying he's the cosigner, and Kim owes thousands of dollars!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danny knows that his fiancé is not allowed to drive his mother's car. SO he thought Danielle should call from the insurance company, after his fiancé crashed it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric's daughter just went through a bad breakup, so she asked Garrett to call dad as her brand new man, who has an interesting proposal for him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gino is icked out by the new kid on the block who has pink eye, so his daughter thought it would be funny for Skeery to call as that new neighbor, playing video games in his home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irene is a huge fan of free samples without purchase, so her granddaughter asked Danielle to call as an angry manager of the grocery store!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amanda doesn't know much about her sister's new boyfriend, so Garrett calls as the new guy and doesn't give the best first impression.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle failed the teacher certification test several times before passing, so her friend asked Skeery to call as someone from the board claiming she failed too many times to be teaching!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle's Mrs. Mashgalopsis has got to be one of the most helpless characters on the planet, and in today's Phone Tap, she needs to make an appointment at a salon!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Logan hurt himself and instead of going to Physical Therapy, he ordered two PT Balls which have yet to arrive. So Garrett calls to deliver an issue with his order.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We can't stand him and we love it, Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back to push some sales buttons!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam has a car with an expired inspection ticket so his girlfriend thought Danielle should call as the person towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Susan is so excited about her son's wedding, and she handled a lot of the booking. So her son Richie thought it might be funny to call from the porta potty rental company with a little booking issue.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wilson is the neighbor nobody wants, including Sue whom he calls about her pool table, that apparently breaks noise code!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dawn has some rumors about her stirring that she made out with the bf of a girl in another sonority,...so Danielle calls as that girlfriend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mia is a dog walker and her boyfriend is very protective of her and wants her to be careful. So Garrett calls up as a customer......but not for an average style dog walk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natalie just turned 18 and wants to get a tattoo, against mom's wishes. So dad thought it would be funny if she got a call from them,on their way to the tattoo parlor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric has a double date from Tinder all set up, but he's never chatted with the girl! So Danielle calls as the mystery woman, and she's not exactly his dream woman!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drew ordered Valentine's Day flowers for his girlfriend a month in advance becasue he knows how important they are to her. So Garrett calls with a little issue, claiming he didn't place the order on time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valentines Day is on the way and what better way to celebrate than Mr. Michael Oppenheimer trying to sell some candy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rabecca's mom is really tightly laced, so now that she's at college, she thought it would be funny to have Danielle call mom as the guidance counselor....after a little streking incident!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The big game is coming up and Carl is having a huge party, so he bought a new TV.....which Garrett informs him may not be there until Monday!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery gets Sabrina's aunt and great aunt in today's Phone Tap, as the telemarketer we love to hate....Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenine was so hesitant to lend her friend Erin her designer dress, so Erin thought it would be funny if Danielle called as the drycleaner, having an issue with a stain!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tricia is excited for the delivery of her new treadmill, so roommate Danielle thought it might be funny to have Garrett call as the man delivering it, whom refuses to take it up to the apartment !See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael's mom hated her old tenants, who moved out and left the place a mess. So he asked Skeery to call her, as that tenant, asking to move back in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blair's grandfather steals small bits of groceries when he goes food shopping, so she asked Danielle to call him as the supermarket's regional manager catching him on camera!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damon is a real adrenaline junkie, and is going skydiving with his girlfriend Gina! So Garrett calls her up as her coach, who's never done this before! YIKES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deshaun is an aspiring actor, and his agent is trying to get him some work! So he had Skeery call with a new acting gig, but it isn't quite what Deshaun was hoping for....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank is so in love with his little dog, but he is quite a yapper! So Joanne thought it would be funny if Danielle called as an already annoyed neighbor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Like many, Tara HATES clowns. So her sister Val thought it might be funny if Garrett called on her birthday, as a clown heading to visit her at work!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason is so excited about his upcoming Hawaiian honeymoon at the Four Seasons....but Skeery calls to inform him it's overbooked, and he needs to change hotels!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carol doesn't go to church much, but is a sponsor for her nice's conformation. So Danielle calls her from the church to let her know she is not quite qualified!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Valerie's parents are always curious about her dating life, and want to know more about this guy in her life. So Garrett starts the call as that guy, leaving a not-so-great first impression!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While on vacation with him, Hanna thought it would be funny if Skeery called her fiancé as an ex looking to spend some quality time with her!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roslyn brushes her teeth in the office, so her friend thought it would be funny to have Danielle call as a coworker and tell her to knock it off!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emma's mom is going away for the weekend, so she and Garrett thought it would be fun to mess with mom's "home alone" concerns. Time for a party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's impossible to reject and persistent as hell, in today's Phone Tap Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is trying to get Irving to buy a new online security system!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason's mom is very concerned for her son at college, so Jason thought it would be funny for Danielle to call her as the mother of a girl he's seeing, and stress her out a bit more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keith had a bad dinner experience while on vacation with his girlfriend, and Garrett calls as a rep from the restaurant with quite an argumentative attitude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves a telephone sales marketer.....ESPECAILLY when he is trying to sell you something you don't need, like the relentless Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa recently got a dog and is totally in love.....when Garrett calls and says the dog was actually adopted by someone else first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery records a bunch of Sopranos liners, and plays them back to unsuspecting victims whom have no idea they are chatting with a TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.