Elvis Duran Phone Taps

Emma's mom is going away for the weekend, so she and Garrett thought it would be fun to mess with mom's "home alone" concerns. Time for a party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's impossible to reject and persistent as hell, in today's Phone Tap Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is trying to get Irving to buy a new online security system!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason's mom is very concerned for her son at college, so Jason thought it would be funny for Danielle to call her as the mother of a girl he's seeing, and stress her out a bit more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keith had a bad dinner experience while on vacation with his girlfriend, and Garrett calls as a rep from the restaurant with quite an argumentative attitude!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone loves a telephone sales marketer.....ESPECAILLY when he is trying to sell you something you don't need, like the relentless Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa recently got a dog and is totally in love.....when Garrett calls and says the dog was actually adopted by someone else first!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery records a bunch of Sopranos liners, and plays them back to unsuspecting victims whom have no idea they are chatting with a TV show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery randomly dials two cab companies and crosses their lines, confusing the heck out of them as they try to book one another for the same service!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debbie and her husband are sacrificing a lot to pay for her go back to school, so you can only imagine how upset he is when he learns his wife has been skipping out on classes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stay's mom is so worried about her daughter's education, so Danielle calls with some bad news!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff does NOT want to own a pet with his partner, but she feels like calling him with a little surprise....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan gets an annoying call from his wife while he's at work, saying he needs to come get her because the valet lost her keys!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Antonio is so excited to be a new dad, but his partner thought it would be funny to have Garrett call and ask if he wants to come on the Maury show to be sure it's his!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dion is a serious "wear the outfit, then return it" criminal. So Skeery calls from the store she recently tried to return to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery and Brody team up to confuse the hell out of Marco at work, making him believe he's helping to bust a big scheme!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria owns a restaurant and is pretty bothered by Danielle, who calls as an unhappy customer from the day before!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy was so excited for the new paint color he was adding to his apartment, until Garrett calls as the painter who screwed up the job.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery is sending huge Christmas gifts for the nieces and nephews to his parent's house this year, and dad is super annoyed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle is Mitch's new girlfriend, and calls his brother Robert to complain about his Elf on the Shelf behavior, on his brother's behalf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dana decorates like CRAZY every Christmas and it's becoming a neighborhood problem. So Froggy calls as a disgruntled neighbor who wants him to turn it down!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meredith was so excited to see her daughter for Christmas, but apparently her daughter has different plans....like going to Vegas with a new fling!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mary and her husband run a party company and he often dresses as Satna this time of year. Well, Danielle calls him as a disgruntled mother who didn't appreciate his language at a recent party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole's mother is always garbage picking for new goodies, so she asks Danielle calls as the annoyed neighbor who wants her to stop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony is very proud of his annual Christmas display and goes all out every year. This year, Garrett calls as his new neighbor with an issue over the grand decor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's been putting Bruce's Christmas decorations in sexual positions on his front lawn, and Garrett calls as. the culprit!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone's favorite musical pain in the ass, Rod Phillips, is in the Christmas spirit as he tries to sell a holiday album to Mr. Leto.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake is hosting Christmas dinner this year, and he's not psyched when his wife calls to tell him she's inviting even MORE people to their already packed home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Megan's kindergarten teacher calls dad, to let him know the elf on the shelf has spotted some ....adult behavior.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vince and Renee's dad Nick REALLY loves to hang the Christmas lights each year. This year, he expects his children to do it while he's away.....but his kid's hired Garrett instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Otto is a huge collector, and wants to sell his bottlecaps. The transaction is off to a rocky start when the buyer shows up early, and is more interested in the beer can collection!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joanne is so excited for her son's wedding cruise coming up next month. Unfortunately, Danielle calls to cancel her reservation!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shayna is turning 21 this weekend, and is throwing a HUGE party that mom may or may not approve of.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy's son Caden calls our sales department to harass them for Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We LOVE our receptionists because they are so kind and patient......as is made apparent when Skeery calls them over and over as a listener, desperate to win Jingle Ball tickets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ron has been having some issues with his neighbor, so his daughter Jessica calls him with a brand new neighborly drama!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tod's mom is so excited to eventually meet her son's new girlfriend. But, maybe not on their Hawaiian family vacation.... which she just invited herself to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glenn and Helen are going away for the weekend, and their son uses this as an opportunity to throw a crazy party!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandma and Grandpa don't want to switch their phone plan, ESPECIALLY with the world's most obnoxious salesperson Mr. Michael Oppenheimer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The holidays can be a stressful time, especially for Steven who thinks his annoying Mother-In-Law is stuck with them for longer than originally planned!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Obnoxious Mr. Michael Oppenheimer is back, and would love to sell Kelsey some "holiday nuts".See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Garrett is Kylee's new boyfriend, excited to meet her sister Stephanie on Thanksgiving. But Stephanie isn't as psyched when she finds out he's her college TA!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul was so relieved to not be hosting Thanksgiving this year, until his wife Jenny calls him with a change of plans.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Page gifts her mom a turkey for Thanksgiving. The only problem is, it's still alive!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trevor was so excited for his daughter to come home from college for Thanksgiving.....until he found out her new 47-year-old boyfriend was tagging along!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandma Irene has been Phone Taped 2 times already! This time, Garrett calls her....looking for love.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danielle really stresses Adam out as the incompetent employee, who's towing his car!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No one likes a pesky telephone telemarketer....especially when it's Mr. Michael Oppenheimer! Skeery calls Albert as the infamous character and insists on selling him a gym membership.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bella wanted to prank her dad Dan about their family dog, but Garrett had a better idea....and teams up with Dan to prank Bella instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quit bringing your annoying dog into the office!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woops! Not an ideal test drive....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.