Distractible

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The guys have seen a lot of good and bad things in their time. Especially Wade, since he’s such an ancient being. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Birthday Mark! To celebrate, we made some non-artificially dyed punch that you can soak up with your balls! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob successfully destroys Mark and Wade's egos with trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade desperately seeks help from the guys to update Billy Joel's classic hit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys finally return back to the place where it all began. (With special guest star: Momiplier) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Buckle up, grab your popcorn, and call the best lawyer you know. Because it's time for a Distractible Road Trip to the movies! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Captain Mark, First Mate Bob, and Wade board the S.S. Distractible to sail the seven seas in search of the ultimate treasure: new laws for the constitution. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So it's come to this... all the drama, the chapstick, the baldness. Now, it's just Wade, Bob, Mark, and a gun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Must... have... a peaceful... and not... rage filled... game episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade attempts to lower the self esteems of Mark and Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100 women vs the 3 dudes. Also Mark can't spell. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US! TAKE THIS EPISODE, STUDY IT'S CONTENT, AND PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS! DO IT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LA- *offline* Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark doesn't want to live forever, he just wants to see how much living his body can take. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade honors your mom, Bob gets harassed by a spider, and Mark has a very special announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices