Distractible

There is no excuse for not listening to Distractible. Except maybe when driving... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Old Mark-plier had a farm. E. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time to give Bob a taste of his own medicine, and drive Mark even more towards insanity, with another round of 20 Questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob challenges Wade and Mark to a relaxing (not at all rage inducing) game of 20 Questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What could be worse than not listening to Distractible? Trick question, there is nothing worse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Wade cursed? Probably. Time to do something about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once upon a time, in the land where podcasts remain, Mark and Wade write very strange stories for Bob's son James. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grab your mugs filled with covid water and maple syrup, because Wade has got a doozy of a story for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Still technologically impaired Wade guesses which random descriptions are real vs artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Technologically impaired Wade guesses which cursed images are real, and which are artificially made. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've finally done it. We've created the perfect Distractible episode that will surely bring this podcast to #1 across the universe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark talk all things deadly and what it means to live life to the fullest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark forces Bob and Wade at knife point to go against their common sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coming to an IMAX theater near you: Revenge of the Naked Licking VTuber Professors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's getting harder to recognize the guys through all that gray hair and wrinkles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With great power, comes great Distractibility. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody milk your dinosaur. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark is running out of pants, so Bob and Wade are his only hope. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In a world of surge pricing, beanie babies, Kit-Kats, and sperm, Distractible always prospers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we living in a simulation? The dudes venture down the rabbit hole to finally discover the truth... maybe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Mark, why the long face? Maybe the internet has some wholesome and definitely not horrific answers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time makes you bolder, video games get older, and the guys are getting older too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark uses his new Apple Vision Pro for what it was designed for: terrifying Facetimes and VR porn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode has something for everyone: TIkTok miners, Warhammer PowerWashing, and boat sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AI Will Smith, Helldivers 2, and listening to your heart. That's what Distractible is really all about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wyoming has come to save us all with it's rare earth elements! And get your bald caps ready, because Wade has a special message just for you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade meet Jesus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three hosts, one episode. After nearly two years, the floor is finally open to lay down the law and finish the first Constitution of Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They conquered the “Escape Room,” they outsmarted the “Riddle Realm,” but can Mark and Bob survive the treacherous challenges that await them in the “Wade Games?” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All hail, Wade. Wade is the king of Distractible. This is his episode, his kingdom. Everything is great. We are definitely not being held against our will. All hail, Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The stories just keep getting weirder in the Distractible NEWS HQ. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh boy! Here comes Dr. Bob with a brand new test for Mark and Wade to see which of them have what it takes to be a "real boy." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Bob, and Wade discuss those new fangled flying machines the young folk are talking about. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does Walmart, ramen, the amish, and CSI: Miami have in common? Find out in this important BREAKING NEWS episode "live" from the Distractible studio. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Players Bob (420), Mark (069), and Wade (000) discuss which childhood games would be perfect for Squid Game competitions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark is here to introduce to you and the guys the greatest game that the podcast world has ever witnessed: Chess 3! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We interrupt this usual podcast schedule to bring you some breaking news headlines. Let's go "live" in the studio with Mark, Bob, and Wade to get the hottest scoops. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull up a chair with lumbar support and pour yourself a cup of weak tea. Because it's time for the guys to face the facts that they are getting older. But only one can be the oldest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You asked, we listened. This episode has one goal: to make Wade the winner. We wouldn't want to disappoint the subreddit, would we? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would Mark, Bob, or Wade eat each other to survive? Find out during this wittle intewectual talk hosted by phiwosopher Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hop back into Bob's living room as the dudes discuss Mark's new hobby, Wade's YouTuber secrets, and a whole lot of pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the times when they instinctively knew what to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade's gifts, Bob's holes, and Mark's superpowers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take a seat with the dudes in Bob's living room and join this casual conversation about improv mishaps, 3D porn shows, and... (drumroll) Mark's lenses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys decide to put their reputations on the line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob talk about their new year resolutions, what they wish they accomplised last year, and do a WHOLE lot of stretching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Naturally, the guys celebrate by taking an existential journey down the dystopian rabbit hole of linking human brains with AI. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bah, Humbug! Now that Christmas is over, the guys can finally express all of their least favorite parts of the holiday season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Twas the episode on Christmas, and all through the podcast: Bob sings weird carols. Wade gets harassed. Mark talks about lenses. Isn't that a surprise? Merry Christmas to all, from your favorite three guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade, Bob, and Mark recount memories of painful, embarrassing, ballsy and butt-y moments of stupidity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices