Distractible

Today Mark has two random friends on the pod to talk about his favorite things: hard drives, weird news, and space. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The King of FNAF himself hosts another Tier List, acting as arbiter for divvying up the "citizens" of his domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An extremely enthusiastic Wade invites Bob and Mark to ponder several philosophical questions and ends up with varying results... but does anything really "end" anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Whatever these guys are doing, they're definitely doing it wrong. Watch as Bob, Mark, and Wade discuss the various things they do wrong on a daily basis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bird hit window. Mouse in pool. Raccoon with... Grandma? Some time animal in place it shouldn't. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's no place like home. But what makes a place feel like home? Is it the memories? The amenities? Or maybe it's Ohio. Yeah, it's probably just Ohio. Also, have any of you seen Baldermort anywhere...? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reddit nemesis Marq-Eye-Blier urges his fellow burls to pitch him their best (and worst) Distractible episode ideas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys answer classic icebreakers, but with the caveat that their dice roll must correspond to the quality of their answer. This ep's obviously a 'natty 20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to once again venture into the great unknown world of tic-tac ships and octopuses/octopi, and see if the recent UFO Congressional hearings mean that there truly is life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade singing songs, Bob becoming Guru Harold, Mark not being able to stop talking about AI: find out where the burls would rate the subreddit's favorite podcast bits! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reading? Reading books? Ever heard of it? Mark, Bob, and Wade definitely have. They do it all the time... For sure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The age old debate among computer users FINALLY gets addressed... which is better: Macs or PCs? Watch as Bob and Wade debate over which one of Mark's computers should be destroyed IMMEDIATELY. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We mean it this time. WE QUIT! Not really... but watch as Bob, Wade, and Mark share their spooky, dangerous, and embarrassing professions that made them decide to quit and move forward. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guess what's probably lurking inside of you right now? That's right... Microplastics! Mark hosts as Bob & Wade go head to head in the ultimate debate of whether these tiny invaders are destroying or benefiting our planet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's getting emotional up in here, as Wade hosts and asks the guys what films, music, and games hit them right in the feels. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!! Watch Video Now | Only on Spotify P.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices