Distractible

The guys are FINALLY back! But where have they been? Listen as Mark talks about his emotional adventure from the ER to South Korea, and Bob blames Wade on Twitter for the missing episodes. #blamewade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is NOT Weird Part 4, I repeat, this is NOT Weird Part 4... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today on Distractible, the guys find out how Mark's Birthday connects to their most profound moments of love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What YouTubers are ~our YouTubers~ subscribed to? Hear their niche and fascinating channel recommendations on today's show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

But of course! The third member of the Distractible trifecta must also guide a chat about ~the weird~. This time, it's weird real estate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Internet issues, Mark being chaotic, Wade being teased, and Bob talking about TikTok trends. Yeah... sounds like a weird, completely unique episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade listing off some of Earth's most bizarre animals leads Bob and Mark to get weird in their own ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark urges the guys to dig deep and find moments in their past full of unbridled rage... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

College, customer service calls, pyramid schemes: today the guys discuss the things they weren't ready for when heading into adulthood. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the topic is effectively chosen by YOU, the listeners and viewers! Will your personal question be answered? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Xbox vs Playstation, LeBron vs Jordan, Skyline vs Gold Star... A lot of times, strong opinions can be silly, no matter how competitive or passionate people get about them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys obsess over their current favorite gadgets, gizmos, and doodads. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lighter turn from last episode, today the dudes dive into what they hope the future holds for civilization 100 years from now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, the guys discuss the ramifications of recent updates in AI. Did ChatGPT write this, or is this something a human would say? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Surprise! It's a Distractible bonus episode! This one's a classic Distractible bit from "the vault." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The topic is hypocrisy and they barely talk about their hypocrisies??? Hypocrites! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can shapeshift into anyone, EXCEPT yourself... You become the most beautiful person on earth, BUT you are only as smart as a 3rd grader... You get to be apart of your favorite movie, BUT you have to be the antagonist... Find out if the guys would press those buttons and say yes to these fun, funny, and occasionally dark scenarios. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wheel, a random topic generator, and a timer: sounds like a Mark episode, doesn't it? Nope, somehow it's a Wade episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark throws it back to the guys' old livestreaming format, Wade calls in from vacay, and Bob flips his lid... or should I say... doesn't? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade gets a ~rise~ out of Mark and Bob by making them argue about bread. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys talk Ohio like only true Ohioans can! Plus, another member of Distractible finds out they have ADHD. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two hosts! One of them speaks in riddles, the other speaks in rhymes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Mark and Wade die. Yes, you read that right. And Bob, the celestial arbiter, decides what becomes of them: the good place or the bad place? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark gives this borrowed Rooster Teeth game format his own unhinged spin, pitting an unknowing Wade against a mischievous Bob. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Much like his fashion sense, Wade's topic today is... just a random collection of things he threw together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reminisce, cringe, and sing about some of their first experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dudes are back to continue where they left their all-telling game of Would You Rather. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade celebrates his birthday (sort of) by continuing the burls' video game tier list. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade compete, pitching various monuments, achievements, and artifacts, hoping to make them onto Bob's list for the seven new wonders of ~their~ world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, supremely confident host, Wade, challenges contestants Mark and Bob to get vulnerable and talk about the insecurities around their achievements. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you can believe it, today the constantly distracted boys ~attempt~ to guide each other in some calming and vaguely focused meditations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Joking jokers joking about jokers and joker-ing each other's jokers... but, trust us, it's fair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade are getting married?!? Well, not exactly, but Bob still wants them to get to know each other using a fun wedding shower game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heads or tales, good or bad, riddles or rhymes?!? Find out on today's episode... Also, Wade has Covid. P.S. Don't forget to look out for another new Distractible episode Friday! Episodes will release Mondays AND Fridays from now on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good evening gentle... viewers?!? We have a very special announcement to make: Distractible is now a Spotify Video Exclusive podcast!! Watch Video Now | Only on Spotify P.S. New episodes Mondays... AND Fridays! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A special mid-week episode, today the guys celebrate their first VIDEO PODCAST (video available only on Spotify!), by digging through the r/AmItheAsshole reddit page! P.S. New episodes will continue Mondays AND Fridays moving forward! Prepare to be doubly distracted... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic (making the ideal video game!) which goes horribly wrong (no one can decide on anything!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys star in an improvised musical about... video game news... or anything on the Internet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On a more serious note, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put on masks, and whether those masked versions of us are truly us... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of us speaks in riddles...the other speaks in rhymes...and the other one hosts a conversation surrounding uncomfortable early job stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test care of some Mark-based trivia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A major tone switch from last week, today Wade makes Mark and Bob parse through strange and hilarious scenarios such as having the worst super power, living in a clown-ruled Earth, and many more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his new son's birth. Listener discretion advised (pregnancy complications, surgery, hospitals, postpartum panic/anxiety, etc...). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by a r/Distractible subreddit post, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob gives us an update on his new baby, James, then pivots the conversation to memory. What were some of the guys' first memories? How does memory actually work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know the guys are getting older, but have they tried to convince you their bad habits are actually good yet? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade derail Mark's aspirational search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade's Secret Words, but this time there's only a single word: Christmas. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox, and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade's emotional rollercoaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Listener discretion advised (i.e., death, euthenasia, losing pets, etc.). Oh, and also Bob gives a fridge update. -- Grab your EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal by going to nordvpn.com/distractible to get a Huge Discount off your NordVPN Plan + 4 months for free! It’s completely risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices