Distractible

Three! Two! One! We Failed! Oh, and happy new year I guess... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh, by gosh, by golly! It's time for buying gifts for Bobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

[Insert description about Mark not having an episode idea here.] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forget about video games, Mark bought a kilogram of WHAT?!?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have you heard of the Mark of Theseus? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're having extreme tech issues or dropping your used prophylactics in restaurants… COME ON DOWNNN!!! You’re the next contestant on “The Cost Is Correct!” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There are two certainties in life: Mark will ALWAYS have obsessions, and Bob will NEVER be able to own a decent fridge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Wade, and the Mysterious Ghost of Muyskerm climb the ranks by guessing the "Top Ten Things" in Bob's categories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Together, we can Make America Wade Again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark and Wade find out if what happens in Florida stays in Florida. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Never interrupt a pig during his 30 minute orgasm. NEVER. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Distractible: America's #1 trusted news source brings you all of the exclusive and unbiased coverage you need for the 2024 presidential election. Pig orgasms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob's word games always get us dripping with excitement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade is (adjective) to be (verb)ing Mark and Bob the challenge to (verb) in this new (noun) all about Mad Libs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Mark gives students Bob and Wade the hefty assignment to find the most entertaining and educational content before dismissal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phiwosopher Wade has weturned with an even warger question to expwore: Do we have fwee will? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys are spreading the good word in Bob's new game for Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark, Wade, and Bob have a good ole fashioned cringe measuring contest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the Gingerdead Man's derisiveness and Lady Dimitrescu hypnosis over Mark powerful enough to earn them the highest award Wade can give? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Boo Bob, Wicked Wade, and Mark put their years of spoopy gaming experience to the test in this ghastly challenge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know what they say: Quit while you're a bald head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's all fun and games until we bring out the sweaty lawyers and Wade's camera cuts out. NOTE: This episode was recorded months prior, but is being released now to work with the host schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Looks like stupid is back on the menu, boys!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The dude's reminisce about the good, the bad, and straight up weird experiences they've had with trying new things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade press shuffle on Bob's playlist and let their minds go on a journey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With the spookiest of seasons approaching, there's no better way to pregame than by reflecting on some of the most horrifying moments to ever occur in Distractible history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We learn what keeps Mark, Bob, and Wade up at night. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode will leave a good, a bad, and perhaps a poo milk taste in your mouth. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a mouse... it's a fly... it's a salmon... no! It's Wade and Bob using their animal instincts to defeat predators in Mark's game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Time to crack open the ole Distractopedia and see if Bob, Mark, and Wade can match the correct (and severely cursed) WikiHow image to it's title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade shines the spotlight on Bob and Mark to showcase their hidden talents and their envy of other people's talent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After years of excruciating research and archaeological breakthroughs, the long lost Distractible ad reads have finally being unearthed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Step aside Wade and Mark, it's time for Bob to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words"... again... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are conspiracy theories a game to you?! Good, because that's exaclty what Mark has turned them into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

(WARNING: NSFW) Distractible: Bridging the gap between porn and podcasts since 2024. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Step aside Wade, it's time for Mark to show us all how to properly do "Secret Words." Maybe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Please don't talk to us, talk to Wade instead. He's the extrovert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade reflect on the little victories and major milestones they've had over the years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The question stills needs answering, and the dudes are here to finally solve it...again: Big or Small? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shhh! There's a new, secret twist to this sequel of the classic Distractible episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Wade, and Mark reveal themselves as the master debaters they really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would you still love Distractible if it was a worm? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Distracted Dudes Look Dumb Doing Daunting Dictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The inner machinations of Wade's mind is an enigma... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This salty Distractible episode uses cookies, which may or may not be made by secretive elves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade, Mark, and Bob embark on a mission to design the perfect mascot for Distractible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Red red dye, goes to Mark's head. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob, Mark, and Wade make sweet sweet music with each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I stupid. You stupid. He/she/me, stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices