Distractible

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Bob returns with another word game that is guaranteed to absolutely destroy Mark and Wade's egos. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade continues to keep the spoopy season in gear by hosting a discussion about bald-chilling curses and legends. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Distractible episode is worth a thousand words. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Make sure you got the scary tape handy, because you'll need to keep your hairs from standing after this spoopy episode. Experience all-out warfare. Battlefield 6 is available now. A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Before Wade hosts a game of "Would You Rather," Mark proves that the journey from Ohio isn't always a happy one. Learn more at uber.com/onourway A Spotify Podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens on the Distracti-couch, stays on the Distracti-couch. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are finally back together again in Ohio, ready to let their streams of consciousness flow out in person. And from the looks of their streams, one of the guys is definitely allergic to Skyline, and another has a severe foot injury. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A walk of atonement is in order for the long list of people that Mark, Bob, and Wade have deemed the most shameful. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys prove that being an adult doesn't keep spoopy characters from attacking if you're naughty. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The spotlight gets turned over to Bob as he performs a one man show, written just for him by Mark and Wade. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob encourages Mark and Wade to jump in the deep end of various topics. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark returns from his weekly hospital trip to warn us all about the dangers of eating vegetables. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MERCH IS OFFICIALLY BACK: https://distractible.shop/ Bob shares his big diction energy with Mark and Wade in his obscure word guessing game. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another unsolved mystery that started with $10,000 and ended in a knife fight. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Distractible hosts are ready to take down the other chart-topping podcasts and reclaim their rightful position to number one. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You know it's time to search for pennies when Mark strips down and Wade starts speaking French. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The curse of the monkey themed episodes continues to linger as Wade gives Mark and Bob some profound choices to make. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No more monkey-ing around, we have bigger fish to fry... then place in the restaurant bathroom. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark challenges Bob and Wade to draw for their lives in this Pictionary style game. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chef Wade Ramsay orders competitors Mark and Bob to the kitchen to cook up some cold-cut truths and sizzlin' hot takes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark puts Bob and Wade to the linguistic test to see how they can make famous quotes. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Distractible has officially set the record for World's Best Dad, World's Baldest, and World's Shortest. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Visit www.rocketmoney.com/Distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys pop a squat and push out some topics for this steaming hot August episode. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for the devil once again to come collect what's owed to him: a strong argument. Shopping. Streaming. Savings. It’s on Prime. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 men, one trail, and a whole lot of dysentery and grandfather clocks. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I liked Distractible before it was cool. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's better than this? Guys being dudes. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s. DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices