Distractible

Those times where rage and annoyance get transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways. Show 'em who's boss! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this new episode format, Judge Wade lets listeners in on his special point system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they scramble to collect as many points as possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, The Fall of Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad that they come back around to being good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 10th Planet, tic-tac ships, and tardigrades, today the guys launch into the great unknown to discuss potential evidence for life elsewhere in our universe... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the guys discuss fears of things yet to come... Plus, Mark tries to keep Wade on topic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Completing "In Space with Markiplier,” bad auto-tune TikToks, nostalgic games by The Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium, today the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the previous Distractible episode “Hill I Will Die On,” the guys scour the subreddit (r/distractible) and discuss listeners’ most upvoted hills to die on. Visit the Distractible Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/distractible/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips and tricks for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for Cincinnati Bengals' success and Mark theorizes how compulsions might come from “the simulation.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quitting jobs, sneaking porn, having a run-in with the police, today the guys chat about times they upset their parents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys reminisce about hilarious, chaotic, and pet-related memories. Prepare for poop pick-up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare for a lot of hot takes... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Love them or hate them, we live in a world of advertisements. Today the guys discuss nostalgic commercials, the psychology behind ads, and how they approach recording their own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

By the way, Wade’s dogs are doing fine. Thanks for asking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Valentine’s Day! Today the guys show their devotion by answering The New York Times “36 Questions that Lead to Love.” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the guys trade stories about losing embarrassing amounts of cash from Craigslist scams, mobile games, yard sale finds, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A search for the funniest joke leads the guys down a path of sticking classic joke set-ups into AI word generators, with hysterical results! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by the Stanford marshmallow experiment, Mark challenges Bob and Wade to think up wild solutions for keeping kids from eating candy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From nose picking to cigarette smoking, as 2022 begins the guys discuss their worst habits. This one’s a real nail-biter! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark’s late-night descent into the “distressingmemes” subreddit spawns discussion of scary stories, including Bob and Wade’s favorite Cryptids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss their cooking mishaps and oddly satisfying food creations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark’s bizarre sleeping schedule, Bob drinking an entire handle of vodka, Wade… jogging? Today the guys discuss self-improvement and whether New Year’s is overrated. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys dive into how disturbing and strange some holiday traditions really are. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob challenges Mark and Wade to prove that humanity is ultimately good. It doesn’t go too well… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark shares the story of a pilot who crashed his plane seven times, inspiring Bob and Wade to find similar tales of perseverance despite ridiculous failure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Campfire guitar guy, the gamer guy with a bad mic, Crypto Bros, Florida Man… you know, that guy. Which “guy” are our guys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss adolescent sneakiness, food revelations, and more Jeff Bezos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Birds falling from the sky, climate change, solar flares, Jeff Bezos... What will be humanity's ultimate demise? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let’s face it: Mark, Bob, and Wade are getting… up there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sharks, stage freight, and snapping your leg like Joe Theismann: today the guys discuss their fears and come to the conclusion that the opposite of a fear is a fetish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The spelling of certain words, sex ed miscommunications, examples of the Mandela Effect: the guys humbly admit when they were wrong... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss crazy roller coasters and amusement park rides, plus describe what their hypothetical "Euthanasia Coaster" would consist of... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade hosts as Bob shares his insane movie theatre dating scare and Mark recounts how the only date idea he had in high school was just driving around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coffee stunting your growth, gum staying in your stomach forever, fairy tales spawning from the truth, the guys discuss the lies their parents told them and how they're still influenced by it as adults. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss their life paths, including career goals, turning points, and what job they would have during the Zombie Apocalypse… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following the first ever tie episode, Mark and Bob attempt sharing host responsibilities, while Wade regales with tales of great and not so great eats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys recount their night terrors, the first they remember and the ones that recur. Plus, they explore how memory relates to dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tough sports coaches, rude fast-food customers, and criminals getting their comeuppance, the guys discuss all of their moments of revenge and defiance at those who dared to cross them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys discuss their bathroom close calls. Expired meat and hospital visits included. Underwear left behind... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys give absolutely the worst advice on how to make a best friend... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week the guys talk about the future: expectations vs. reality. What did people in the past predict the future would be like? Were they accurate? Will we be accurate if we attempt to do the same…? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob hosts, hoping Mark and Wade will discuss how they want their funerals to be. Instead, Mark offers “Santa’s Big Goodbye” and Wade describes what a Jackass funeral would be like! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys trade stories about how dumb kids can be: from inventing stupid games, to playing with banned toys, to somehow making it through all of it without a scratch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Mark, Wade and Bob answer the age-old hypothetical question: what is the "perfect crime?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In front of a "live" Discord audience, the guys discuss synchronicities, déjà vu, mind-reading, and hive minds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wade hosts as Bob and Mark share some classic “hold my beer” moments from their college days… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of the pod, the guys get nostalgic for conventions and all the good and bad that come with them. From notable failed attempts, to bizarre themes (like "pizza" and "baby"), to post-COVID predictions, conventions hold a special place in Mark, Bob, and Wade's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob RAGES while telling a story about trying to get a new fridge installed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark hosts as Bob and Wade trade scary stories. For Bob, it's a strange woman who catches children who stay out too late. For Wade, a true story about how the night after watching “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” may have been scarier than the movie itself! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob prompts a discussion about technology that blurs the lines of reality in this hilarious episode full of gadget scams, 00’s game nostalgia, and if the mute button could exist for real life. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices