Boonta Vista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you a more detailed look at the elite squads trained to deal with zoo mishaps, plus: one of recent history's most expensive horse mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Taking this one out from behind the paywall because we liked it and hopefully you do too. Check out patreon.com/BoontaVista if you want more of these (not mandatory). *** How to handle a total zoo escape, finding balance on the cuck-poly spectrum, unrelated bus dewheelings, and a freshman zapped. *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

When the universe tells you something, you must listen. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A regional event on the Thumb Coast that has something for everyone, continuing strife with Kia and Hyundai, an accidental gun delivery, school policy regression, and the Shipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A short and sweet Poll Report (not including the theme), a new kind of viral car crime, a New Hampshire-based Doofwagon, and a Nick Skitz update. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

That's right, you're missing out on even more anti-Dutch racism in the bonus episodes. Subscribe why not? https://patreon.com/Boontavista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A 2002 Ford Explorer with a man in it, the perpetual failure of Tesla's self-driving cars, and Domino's Pizza's failure to tackle the Italian market. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Comedian, actor, gamer and lover Tom Walker joins Lucy and Ben to discuss: A man plagued by boners, an American town plagued by emus, a woman doing direct action by doing nothing, a high altitude dining experience, and what's the deal with airplane seats. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the Karen's Diner experience, a first-hand account from an oxygen-free brain, and a mobile IED that might mow your lawn. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Some 230ish episodes later we've resurrected world-famous Boonta Vista series The Dipshit Dossier to talk about cartoonist and genius Scott Adams, the inventor of Dilbert. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: Americans love blowing themselves up with fireworks almost as much as the Dutch do. Plus: A horseshoe-themed Great American Hall of Name, and a selfless act of strategic viral TikTok kindness. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo and Ben bring you: The next generation of chiropractic wisdom, and a perfect reality TV show wasted on 19th century medical science.

As a little bonus treat, it's an episode of a different podcast entirely! This is an episode of friend of the show Phoebe Paradise's podcast Don't Worry, It's Not Just You, talking about the Brisbane Only Rotoscoped Lightning Film Festival. The first episode of this series is a chat with Ben from the podcast Boonta Vista, as well as friend of the show the other Ben, Ben Jungles. Mostly it's a chat about the dumb movies we love and the joy of doing something dumb with friends. Check it out and, furthermore, check out Phoebe's podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/dont-worry-its-not-just-you/id1592573549

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben give you: A Tipping Report, the return of the Boeing 737 MAX, two perfectly sound scams, an accident at the snake ranch, and going off grid with your Instagram famous raccoon. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

For the low, low price of just roughly $7 Australian Dollars a month you could be listening to this paywalled episode of the Theo Philes right now. Pretty tantalising huh. Check out two stories, one of bones and one of beans, at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the North American catalytic converter theft phenomenon, a three-state Great American Hall of Name, a mystery hole in the woods, and some content advisories from IMDb. *** Sign up for the St Louis Park catalytic converter marking event here: https://www.stlouispark.org/our-city/things-to-do Check out BORLFF here: borlff.com *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer and dear friend of the podcast Tom Walker to talk about Dutch annual fish rituals, a surprising amount of frogs in a surprising place, and a surprising amount of Americans in a surprising place. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A Tipping Report, another local tale of crypto scam woe, an entirely harmless balloon, an empty Burger King, a wet angry pig, and an extremely harmful balloon. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It takes a third guy with a gun to stop a guy with a gun who used a gun to get another guy's gun. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: A freshwater fishing hall of fame Hall of Name, even more Morb Report, a 100% mirthless Shipping Report, and a fraught emoji exchange in Paging Dr Lucy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There are only two ways you want to fall from a hot air balloon. Let us tell you about both. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's our fifth birthday! We turn 5 today! Between the four of us that's 20 years of podcasting! Here's something a bit different. Welcome to BoontaLab. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: An Englishman's role in the Alien War, an Arkansan raccoon celebrity, the unsurprising consequences of muskox violence, a Dutch harassment computer, and the fall of the Mr Bean NFT community. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the Iron Paywall there's all sorts of oh-so-entertaining hijinks. Wouldn't you like to sample these forbidden delights? Get them at patreon.com/boontavista

Prepare to enter Britain's most 'gramworthy fingering pit as we introduce a new segment, plus: Inebriated deer, removable Dutch floors, dipping your child, and the Tipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Holy shit... this kid's the new Max Verstappen. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew and Ben are joined by Kotaku Australia's Ruby Innes to talk about: The original grimace, one day on the blotter in Nevada County, commitment-shy spiders, the sisterhood of the taxidermied rat, and Mario's penis. *** You can find Ruby at: https://twitter.com/rubyinnes *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

"Entire episode about things you could post in the comments of your cousin's Instagram" is just one of the things you're missing out on by not subscribing to the Patreon of the podcast Boonta Vista. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Kill James Bond's Devon to talk about: A cyclist's struggle against a mystery liquid, what to do when you've befloured your friend, and a car for broads. Plus: A lead piping and a little Tipping Report. *** You can find Devon here: https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a living! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer, podcaster and circus strongman (the circus is his life) Tom Walker to discuss some collegiate American names and the latest and greatest in quantum entangled bed technology. *** Tickets for Tom's Melbourne Comedy Festival shows: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/javelin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

If your life could be better spent by a worm you should give it to the worms. All this and more from this special Ben and Theo episode over at patreon.com/Boontavista

Theo and Andrew are joined by writer and woodstress Liz Duck-Chong to discuss: The world's best Elvis and a likely racist political candidate (same person), a classic hot air balloon mishap, and getting turned into Dr Dolittle by the absence of radio waves. *** Check out Among the Trees here: https://www.amongthetrees.com.au/ Follow Liz on Twitter at @lizduckchong *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's all hands on deck as we cover: Popular eating locations in the UK household, the absence of crimes in Arizona, the Lancashire poo jogger, and the limits of the midnight snack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're joined by our resident marine biologist Jesse Black to learn all sorts of stuff about octopodes and octopussies, behind the paywall at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week's free episode is an episode that was previously not free! What a win for you, the consumer. *** In this, the historic tenth installment of the Theo Philes, Theo and Ben explore: Introducing simple organisms to the mind-altering effects of Tool, and the universality of human experience as seen through historical jokes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Get this in-depth exploration of the metaphysics of Rapturing plus much, much more on our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by writer and goofabout Max Lavergne to talk about: the Wank Pod, a too-fast Dutchman, Mothman Returns, and the introduction of The Tipping Report. *** Follow Max on Twitter at @prawn_meat and purchase his wonderful book here: https://maxlavergne.square.site/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Look to your left, look to your right: Both of these NFT owners are being scammed. Also you are being scammed. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery liquid demystified, occult practices in Rhode Island, the robot that tells you to calm down, an unexpected bullet, and romance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A song about events that are currently in the news, as heard on the live episode 'To Serve Egg'

Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: An update on the mysterious Subway graffiti artist, National Feet Week, a hole for horses, an accidental pilot, pocket full of lizards, and a particularly british sanction. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We were gonna welch on the bonus episode this week thanks to the two hour free episode but as a very sincere thank you for the extraordinary amount of money you donated to our flood relief fundraiser, here is a third hour of the podcast Boonta Vista (too much, honestly). *** Andrew, Lucy, and Theo bring you: A very unfortunate gun accident, a plague of flying spiders, a bepranked orange child, the racing lobby bowing out of schools, a challenging bike race, and the worst kind of office perks. *** Donations will be open for two more days from the time of this post, check boontavista.com/donate if you've got a few spare coins and you'd love to help out xo *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a live episode! We're raising money for three different causes relating to the (early) 2022 Queensland / NSW floods, you can donate / read the details here: boontavista.com/donate *** In this episode: So much lead pipe, an ominous dog birth, a Subway grudge, a mystery arm loss, and a mystery substance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's the end of Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is on the house but the rest are going back to the warm confines of our Patreon. Sign up if you want more! Don't if you don't! Live! Laugh! Love! *** Andrew, Theo, and Ben finally get a first-person account from one of the countless Americans that have climbed into a zoo enclosure. Plus: hurling meerkats at God, To Hunt Man, a slow meteor burns ominously across the sky, and the joy of throwing shit into rivers. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribulations of a Finnish penis. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo and Lucy are joined by water expert (?) and semi-permanent guest Jesse Black to talk about some deeply unfortunate thing that have happened at sea and in the sky. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by award-winning comedian and awful little creature Demi Lardner to talk about one poorly executed almost crime, one mystery animal identified, and a type of miracle cowboy bathtub. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo, Lucy, and Andrew bring you: Explicable human remains in a watercourse, a terrifying moose ordeal, and an update on the scourge of laser strikes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle: A uniquely Australian, uniquely shit NFT scam; a high stakes racing pigeon heist gone awry for a lack of creativity; and the all-time leaderboard for Dutch fertility clinic perverts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista