Boonta Vista

It's Christmas time! Almost! We're taking a little two week break so in lieu of freshly recorded episodes, you're instead getting two of our favourite bonus episodes from the year. This one is from back in May and has some extremely crucial Theo Lore. There'll still be bonus episodes coming out over this time so consider maybe subscribing to the Patreon if you want? No pressure. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben do a deep dive on some great ways to connect with your cousin over social media. Plus: An update on the mysterious turkey sub graffiti artist. *** Outro: Good Friday - Why? *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you a tale of two cities with: West Fargo's crackdown on feeding geese, and Amsterdam's crackdown on money laundering. Plus: Losing your Hyperdome, what happened to Pie Face, and someone finally takes the Living End to task. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

To act like a guest, you must think like a guest. Get the rest of this bonus episode, and hundreds of other bonus episodes for around $7 a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In this dazzling episode of the largely Queensland-based visionary Australian comedy current events podcast Boonta Vista, the whole team tackles: The achievements of a blind horse, the Shipping Report, getting fingered by Thing, developments in the rendering industry, cow magnets, and owning up to your coffin mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker to discuss: Tear gassing your own troops for morale, losing 45 gallons of iPhones, and an American werewolf in Colorado. Plus: The Clipping Report and the much-dreaded return of the RIPing Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Nothing more ominous or portentous than finding your toilet exploded itself for no earthly reason. Get the rest of this bonus episode and at least a few hundred other ones for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: Robots stealing jobs in Japan, Australian companies at the forefront of future wasteland enemy technology, a personal insight into grease theft, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by JR Hennessy, host of Down Round podcast and author of The Terminal, to discuss amphibian poaching, the allure of the forbidden grease, aeronaut misadventures in the Alps, and more. Listen to Down Round: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/down-round/id1636629847 Read The Terminal: https://www.theterminal.info/ Follow JR on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jrhennessy *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Coyotes terrorising Ontario, disgruntled customers terrorising Salt Lake City, mysterious sounds terrorising Massachusetts, a rogue nurse, and zoomer foods.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you two deeper-than-anticipated dives into the numbers on TikTok-driven dining experiences and the damage being wrought to Texas golf courses by feral hogs. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by Trashfuture's Riley to solve liquid mysteries, resolve stinky workplace disputes, reflect on strength-based surgeries, consider the smell of milk jugs and much more. LIVE AUSTRALIAN SHOWS COMING UP! - Trashfuture in Canberra with guest Andrew Law on November 15th, tickets available here: https://www.thestreet.org.au/shows/trashfuture-live-canberra - Trashfuture in Sydney with guest Tom Walker on November 10th, tickets available here: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f

The Boney Island Boys are back! Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley have returned for season 2 of The Boney Island Whitefish, the only podcast to specialise in watching season 5 of America's most unhinged crime procedurals! Get ready for the return of Breakfast Update, Wild Speculation and more! We're very pleased to be back with season 5 of a whole new show, and we hope you enjoy it too! This first episode will be on our public feed, and if you enjoy it, subsequent episodes will be available on the Boonta Vista subscriber feed: https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista LIVE AUSTRALIAN SHOWS COMING UP! - Trashfuture in Canberra with guest Andrew Law on November 15th, tickets available here: https://www.thestreet.org.au/shows/trashfuture-live-canberra - Trashfuture in Sydney with guest Tom Walker on November 10th, tickets available here: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f

Treasured former guest Max Lavergne returns to us having done some personal research into the Papa Gino's mascot issue, plus: Getting hospitalised by a Skyrim meme, an unmalodorous smell on the loose in Pennsylvania, and the Tipping Report. *** Listen to Max's podcast here: https://infinitegossip.substack.com/podcast *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

In this intimate episode, Andrew and Ben bring you: Bug's Gourds, another instalment of Cousin Shit, a scam from high up in orbit, and a chimp-based pizza marketing exercise. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The preponderance of American UFO belief, rejected plates of the California DMV c. 2015, gorilla-chimp friendship research, and an awful man scamming gun buyback money. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The wonderful Ruby Innes is back to talk to Lucy and Andrew about the world of Fleshlight reviews, a man with too many or not enough fish tanks, and an update on Australia's thriving Abuse Diner industry.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at the social and economic impacts of the stag and hen do industries, plus a fresh, modern take on the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A happy hour raccoon make-out session, a surprising tradition in the UP's largest mushroom cult, a mysterious case of missing petrol, a Dutch hurling expert, and the English obsession with phoning the police about garbage. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Over 100 unwelcome baptisms, several parachuting safety violations, one unfunny husband, zero stolen cannolis, and three hopeful septuagenarians. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you a more detailed look at the elite squads trained to deal with zoo mishaps, plus: one of recent history's most expensive horse mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Taking this one out from behind the paywall because we liked it and hopefully you do too. Check out patreon.com/BoontaVista if you want more of these (not mandatory). *** How to handle a total zoo escape, finding balance on the cuck-poly spectrum, unrelated bus dewheelings, and a freshman zapped. *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

When the universe tells you something, you must listen. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A regional event on the Thumb Coast that has something for everyone, continuing strife with Kia and Hyundai, an accidental gun delivery, school policy regression, and the Shipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A short and sweet Poll Report (not including the theme), a new kind of viral car crime, a New Hampshire-based Doofwagon, and a Nick Skitz update. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

That's right, you're missing out on even more anti-Dutch racism in the bonus episodes. Subscribe why not? https://patreon.com/Boontavista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: A 2002 Ford Explorer with a man in it, the perpetual failure of Tesla's self-driving cars, and Domino's Pizza's failure to tackle the Italian market. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Comedian, actor, gamer and lover Tom Walker joins Lucy and Ben to discuss: A man plagued by boners, an American town plagued by emus, a woman doing direct action by doing nothing, a high altitude dining experience, and what's the deal with airplane seats. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the Karen's Diner experience, a first-hand account from an oxygen-free brain, and a mobile IED that might mow your lawn. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Some 230ish episodes later we've resurrected world-famous Boonta Vista series The Dipshit Dossier to talk about cartoonist and genius Scott Adams, the inventor of Dilbert. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: Americans love blowing themselves up with fireworks almost as much as the Dutch do. Plus: A horseshoe-themed Great American Hall of Name, and a selfless act of strategic viral TikTok kindness. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo and Ben bring you: The next generation of chiropractic wisdom, and a perfect reality TV show wasted on 19th century medical science.

As a little bonus treat, it's an episode of a different podcast entirely! This is an episode of friend of the show Phoebe Paradise's podcast Don't Worry, It's Not Just You, talking about the Brisbane Only Rotoscoped Lightning Film Festival. The first episode of this series is a chat with Ben from the podcast Boonta Vista, as well as friend of the show the other Ben, Ben Jungles. Mostly it's a chat about the dumb movies we love and the joy of doing something dumb with friends. Check it out and, furthermore, check out Phoebe's podcast at https://podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/dont-worry-its-not-just-you/id1592573549

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben give you: A Tipping Report, the return of the Boeing 737 MAX, two perfectly sound scams, an accident at the snake ranch, and going off grid with your Instagram famous raccoon. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

For the low, low price of just roughly $7 Australian Dollars a month you could be listening to this paywalled episode of the Theo Philes right now. Pretty tantalising huh. Check out two stories, one of bones and one of beans, at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A closer look at the North American catalytic converter theft phenomenon, a three-state Great American Hall of Name, a mystery hole in the woods, and some content advisories from IMDb. *** Sign up for the St Louis Park catalytic converter marking event here: https://www.stlouispark.org/our-city/things-to-do Check out BORLFF here: borlff.com *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer and dear friend of the podcast Tom Walker to talk about Dutch annual fish rituals, a surprising amount of frogs in a surprising place, and a surprising amount of Americans in a surprising place. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A Tipping Report, another local tale of crypto scam woe, an entirely harmless balloon, an empty Burger King, a wet angry pig, and an extremely harmful balloon. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It takes a third guy with a gun to stop a guy with a gun who used a gun to get another guy's gun. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: A freshwater fishing hall of fame Hall of Name, even more Morb Report, a 100% mirthless Shipping Report, and a fraught emoji exchange in Paging Dr Lucy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There are only two ways you want to fall from a hot air balloon. Let us tell you about both. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's our fifth birthday! We turn 5 today! Between the four of us that's 20 years of podcasting! Here's something a bit different. Welcome to BoontaLab. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: An Englishman's role in the Alien War, an Arkansan raccoon celebrity, the unsurprising consequences of muskox violence, a Dutch harassment computer, and the fall of the Mr Bean NFT community. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the Iron Paywall there's all sorts of oh-so-entertaining hijinks. Wouldn't you like to sample these forbidden delights? Get them at patreon.com/boontavista

Prepare to enter Britain's most 'gramworthy fingering pit as we introduce a new segment, plus: Inebriated deer, removable Dutch floors, dipping your child, and the Tipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Holy shit... this kid's the new Max Verstappen. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew and Ben are joined by Kotaku Australia's Ruby Innes to talk about: The original grimace, one day on the blotter in Nevada County, commitment-shy spiders, the sisterhood of the taxidermied rat, and Mario's penis. *** You can find Ruby at: https://twitter.com/rubyinnes *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

"Entire episode about things you could post in the comments of your cousin's Instagram" is just one of the things you're missing out on by not subscribing to the Patreon of the podcast Boonta Vista. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Kill James Bond's Devon to talk about: A cyclist's struggle against a mystery liquid, what to do when you've befloured your friend, and a car for broads. Plus: A lead piping and a little Tipping Report. *** You can find Devon here: https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a living! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by comedian, streamer, podcaster and circus strongman (the circus is his life) Tom Walker to discuss some collegiate American names and the latest and greatest in quantum entangled bed technology. *** Tickets for Tom's Melbourne Comedy Festival shows: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2022/shows/javelin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista