Boonta Vista

A shocking discovery about what's happening in cruise ship hot tubs surprises absolutely no one. Hear this and nearly 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Roughly 1000 American additions to the Polish environment, the people too horny to be in the workforce, and choosing the sex parties that suit your circadian rhythm. *** Outro: Weird Ideas At Work - Grand National

Theo and Ben bring you: A battle betwixt HOA and free water, the bond betwixt man and Jeep, and the thin line betwixt organ donation and organ harvesting. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Friend of the show Libby Watson joins us to talk about: A support group for the hyperintelligent, the sovereign rights of you and your snake, dream-to-dream communication, and the Clipping Report. *** Find Libby on Twitch here: twitch.tv/libtron *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The racist inside the robot inside your home, the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, and when to call it quits on being a skydiving instructor. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A food provenance investigation in True Detective country, one lucky teen and his incredibly fast car, and amping up the silliness in your group sex situation. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An Iowan cryptid from the turn of the century, opportunities for sneezophiles, a bull exodus mostly addressed, a village defiled by correspondence, and the Clipping Report. *** Hot pies: https://x.com/thomas_violence/status/1295222966406406144 *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Behind the paywall this week: An extraordinarily at-length discussion about the beautiful people of the Sneeze Fetish Forums. That's the whole episode. And it's 80 minutes long. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Remembering the Ladmo Bag, coming out as aphant, temporarily playing as a chilli bun, and bleeding out on your way to Portland. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clipping Report. *** Here's the link to the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERtP8VQLuw *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: lateral thinking and technological innovation punished by Big Music, a case of mistaken organ identity, a trip down East Idaho memory lane, and all the egg that's fit to news. Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show!

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot smaller, and not one but two things that you really, really don't want to happen.

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troubling world of the BookTok ice hockey enthusiast. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohio wing ruling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival. *** This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQ

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Catch A Predator Jr, an almost perfect crime in Seattle, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the world, a very professional watch heist, and the Clipping Report. *** Tom's Sydney show: https://standupsydney.com/event/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/ Tom's Melbourne show: https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:355/38:1066/ Tom's Brisbane show: https://goodchatcomedy.com/index.php/events/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/ And a later Tom's Brisbane show: https://goodchatcomedy.com/index.php/events/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures-830pm-session/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdresser, and the RIPing Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry. *** You can watch the video of the live show right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9I9uWKGDU *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the paywall: An insane man terrorising a quiet neighbourhood in England. But what if you need his help? All this and much, much more at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a failed bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, June 15. Thanks to everyone who came out, especially those who travelled, and big thanks to the people who made this possible, our friends Benny Gibson, Shev, Mish, Floating Disc, and, of course, Marc. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli. *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's an unlocked bonus episode for your listening pleasure! Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology. *** Get your live show tickets at: boontavista.com/live

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to overcome even death itself. *** Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate! *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores. *** Outro: Bone Collector - Ho99o9 *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We don't care if it kicks off a bloody, muti-generational, Mario Puzo-style blood feud, please take our toilet money, KFC employees of the world. *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies. *** Get your live show tickets at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Get your tickets to the live show right here at boontavista.com/live! *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Equal pay for equal heads, new Dutch mirror technology, no dogs harmed in Kansas, and using the proceeds of crime to thrill the people on your street. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Tag a friend who would totally out-ShareLunker you during the Toyota ShareLunker Collection Program season! Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew bring you: Hitting the wrongest button a car has, monitoring activity in the deep, trading cryptic gifts with Bigfoot, stealing an ATM for peanuts, and stealing a new friend from Leipzig Zoo. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A wolf escape averted, Russian propaganda broadcast directly from space into Dutch babies' brains, and living a combination safety first / BDSM lifestyle. *** Outro: Protection - Massive Attack *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Omens and portents for the coming eclipse, getting into uniform for a deceased husband prank, the future emergence of Big Idaho, and accidentally acquiring a house. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rare horse lost, two swords found, general advice for the coming eclipse, a Kia SUV that just wants to move, and the crimes of a real estate agent. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A high-level operator trying to get home to his family, a bold Dutch vision for man-rat coexistence, Headline News, and a surprisingly full Clipping Report. *** Outro: Rats - METZ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Imagine getting swept up in the dunes in your 2023 Polaris side-by-side ATV bought with bad cheques. Get this and the rest of our bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The hidden history of mankind as revealed by your 5-year-old, an update on the state of American fashion, and another look into the mind-bending world of horking down handfuls of nutmeg. *** Get the Boonta Vista album here: https://boontavista.bandcamp.com/album/the-boonta-vista-experience ***

We've all made mistakes, and learning to forgive them is just part of this beautiful human journey. *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Journalist and streamer Libby Watson joins us to talk about two Marks making a life-changing discovery at Heathrow, and the extraordinary world of astral projection. *** Follow Libby on Twitch at: twitch.tv/libtron Read her writing here: https://libbycwatson.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I think Einstein is flirting with you dude! *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a large beverage a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Comedian Grace Jarvis joins Lucy, Andrew, and Ben to discuss: Performing too well at your job as a professional wedding crasher, and the fine line between being pleasurably cucked and having your life fall apart. *** Check out everything Grace has going on right here: https://linktr.ee/gracejarvis *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe? *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The harrowing experience of visiting one or possibly more trampoline parks in England, one cool loophole for getting a gun in Iowa, and an update on friend of the show Jeremy Renner. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Americans driving their truth, giving a horse a friend, navigating the world as an introvert, one fateful lizard bite, introducing Mr Nangs, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe? *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The Dutch victim of a boar hunt gone wrong, a Mothman with a hobby, the playful teasing of a great ape, the rigorous requirements of a fishing competition, a $340 million disappointment, and an update on the Shipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A rollercoaster with no problems whatsoever, the hardest choice a Spliftie will have to make, and the soulful yearning of those who can recall their past lives. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We generously unlock our bonus episodes for the shortest month of the year so you can get a taste of the good life. Subscribe if you like it, maybe? *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Polish detail to a story we're not covering on the show, two types of awful American cop, and the introduction of Stuff We Should Chat About. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Writer and comedian James Colley joins us to talk about: An unintentional Swedish dog turd cannon, illegally disarming your teen, having meat middleman in your AI romance, and a stinky, stinky hole. *** Buy The Next Big Thing Here: https://www.booktopia.com.au/the-next-big-thing-james-colley/book/9780645757910.html *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista