Boonta Vista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Failing to hide who you are from your friends, the return of a specific ShareLunker, solving the egg crisis with cruelty, and a double dose of Stuff We Should Chat About. *** Outro: No One Else - Roku Music *** Get stickers here: boontavista.myshopify.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Joe Kassabian from Lions Led By Donkeys joins us to discuss: A political career ruined by happy hardcore, brotherly lawyerly horseplay gone awry, fake Dutch cops, real Dutch heists, and Headline News. *** Find Lions Led By Donkeys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast/id1393845532 *** Get stickers here: https://boontavista.myshopify.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is free! Lucky you! *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another look at humanity as a whole through the lens of the sandwich, mysterious seeds arriving in our Texas towns, and experiencing ambulance euphoria. *** Outro: Evil Eye - Fu Manchu *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! The bonus episodes are on us for, this, the shortest month of the year. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A crumbling empire's roadwars, an unwelcome guest in your brown slop, big time egg theft, and the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Thebes - Om

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man in a Bobcat with nothing to lose, an international sandwich chain staffed by people with nothing to lose, and making sure the evil is cleansed from your house. *** Outro: Did I Buy It? - Jerry Paper feat. Mild High Club *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A woman and her mutant dogs, baiting a bull with Mike Kuck, the significance of an open door, a perfectly legal glass of prosecco, a missing crown, and a missing gun. *** Outro: Dead Mantra - Dead Skeletons *** The video Theo was talking about is Fredward by the Billy Nayer Show from the web series Stingray Sam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNhXYmJ0G8c

Tom from Beneath the Skin and Lions Led by Donkeys join us to talk about: Where to draw the line with your falconer's misbehaviour, doing your due diligence before parachuting, and a bold new look for the World Egg Organization. *** Lions Led by Donkeys: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast/id1393845532 Beneath the Skin: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/beneath-the-skin/id1637122752 Glue Factory: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/glue-factory-podcast/id1724242668 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Our annual report on Dutch New Year's, the brand synergy betwixt condiment and hype man, and a look at the trends set to define 2025. *** Outro: The Best Laid Plans - Kevin Gilbert *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's one last unlocked bonus before we come back for the year! *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One extraordinarily long episode with one big segment exploring new and exciting discoveries in the realms of human sensuality. *** Outro: Torches Together - Mewithoutyou

We're on a little Christmas break! Here's an unlocked bonus episode painstakingly selected from the archive. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Waking up at 3am to your scrolling girlfriend, too many twins in Needham, Ohio's fastest backwards man, and an incarnation of pure evil in Lancashire. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's our final (new) free episode for the year! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The shadow Cooterfest is casting over Inverness, the return of a treasured ball, Ohio's most high profile katanas, the sordid past of a beloved giraffe, and the Clipping Report. *** Outro: Christmas Time is Here - Khruangbin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gamer milk that will save the world, getting paid to earn a horse's respect, a car that went into our out of a building, a car that definitely went into a building, and the secret languages of wifeswapping.

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An armoured hammer attack, a dining faux pas, an ill-received McDonald's complaint, a skunk murder gone very awry, and no longhorn at the big game. *** upport our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Sometimes you need to take a second to assess whether you're matching the vibe. Get the rest of this bonus episode plus over 350 other bonus episodes for less than the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An RV packed with friends, sitting on the toilet all the way to Paris, a teachable moment at the Montessori school, and an incredible encounter with a Sasquatch having its own incredible encounter. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Turning an industrial accident into a failed assassination attempt, a good-natured Minnesotan child with the gift of prophecy, and a visit from one of Hollywood's most recognisable faces. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting the band back together to tackle the big issues, making alrightish money from a large scale criminal enterprise, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Choosing the right tiger to bring to your college football game, and a dive into the extremely cool world of the OneWheel electric skateboard.

A shocking discovery about what's happening in cruise ship hot tubs surprises absolutely no one. Hear this and nearly 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Roughly 1000 American additions to the Polish environment, the people too horny to be in the workforce, and choosing the sex parties that suit your circadian rhythm. *** Outro: Weird Ideas At Work - Grand National

Theo and Ben bring you: A battle betwixt HOA and free water, the bond betwixt man and Jeep, and the thin line betwixt organ donation and organ harvesting. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Friend of the show Libby Watson joins us to talk about: A support group for the hyperintelligent, the sovereign rights of you and your snake, dream-to-dream communication, and the Clipping Report. *** Find Libby on Twitch here: twitch.tv/libtron *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The racist inside the robot inside your home, the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball, and when to call it quits on being a skydiving instructor. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A food provenance investigation in True Detective country, one lucky teen and his incredibly fast car, and amping up the silliness in your group sex situation. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An Iowan cryptid from the turn of the century, opportunities for sneezophiles, a bull exodus mostly addressed, a village defiled by correspondence, and the Clipping Report. *** Hot pies: https://x.com/thomas_violence/status/1295222966406406144 *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Behind the paywall this week: An extraordinarily at-length discussion about the beautiful people of the Sneeze Fetish Forums. That's the whole episode. And it's 80 minutes long. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Remembering the Ladmo Bag, coming out as aphant, temporarily playing as a chilli bun, and bleeding out on your way to Portland. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting shredded for 9/11, a very stinky endurance race, stealing the magic from Disney on Ice, and the Clipping Report. *** Here's the link to the livestream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERtP8VQLuw *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: lateral thinking and technological innovation punished by Big Music, a case of mistaken organ identity, a trip down East Idaho memory lane, and all the egg that's fit to news. Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show!

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Lucy and Andrew bring you: an anti-woke display caught up in red tape, a thing that's like Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds if the birds were a lot smaller, and not one but two things that you really, really don't want to happen.

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Settling for a pasta bake software engineer sex party, the anti-authority medium of the rude Gen X t-shirt, and troubling world of the BookTok ice hockey enthusiast. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: Free jewellery with a confusing catch, meeting the strangers who are enjoying your pool, and a controversial Ohio wing ruling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Two animals kicking off the second act of their adventure film, the archetypal One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen story, and all the delights of New York a corn festival. *** This is the video we're talking about FYI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEpHswmkisQ

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A somewhat goofy tent in Pennsylvania, a look at the two biggest dangers of being a lineman, teens doing To Catch A Predator Jr, an almost perfect crime in Seattle, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Our dear friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about: The high stakes world of competitive laser tag, the power of one voicemail recording to change the world, a very professional watch heist, and the Clipping Report. *** Tom's Sydney show: https://standupsydney.com/event/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/ Tom's Melbourne show: https://www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:355/38:1066/ Tom's Brisbane show: https://goodchatcomedy.com/index.php/events/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures/ And a later Tom's Brisbane show: https://goodchatcomedy.com/index.php/events/tom-walker-my-treasures-my-beautiful-treasures-830pm-session/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A beautiful relationship betwixt woman and fish, one extremely disgruntled Dutch man, a follow-up on Jimmy the Hairdresser, and the RIPing Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Tommy the Skank going down for his love of deer, having $12,000 and your heart stolen by a beautiful androgynous close-up magician, and putting on the Honky Man suit to degeese a park. I meant red-crested cardinal. Sorry. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry. *** You can watch the video of the live show right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9I9uWKGDU *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the paywall: An insane man terrorising a quiet neighbourhood in England. But what if you need his help? All this and much, much more at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's our 350th episode! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A contentious and mysterious hose, tragic nominative determinism, one easy trick to make crime legal, honouring the dead with Jeeps, a failed bear escape, a loose bull in the stands, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Recorded live in Brisbane at Newstead Brewing co on Saturday, June 15. Thanks to everyone who came out, especially those who travelled, and big thanks to the people who made this possible, our friends Benny Gibson, Shev, Mish, Floating Disc, and, of course, Marc. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An outbreak of organised golf cart crime in Ontario, the search for the heart of Utah, and the breakfast offerings of Skyline Chilli. *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's an unlocked bonus episode for your listening pleasure! Theo and Ben return to the Theo Philes to give each other and you the stories of: Giving mice so much of everything that they no longer want to live, and yesterday's future masturbatory technology. *** Get your live show tickets at: boontavista.com/live

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A plague of rats that are bigger, smarter, and more entitled than ever before, and a friendship strong enough to overcome even death itself. *** Get your tickets to the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate! *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: $540,000 of lost potential ostrich meat, a bus driver punished for being too Italian, the vagaries of tooth disposal, and the lucrative career of Mr Never Scores. *** Outro: Bone Collector - Ho99o9 *** Get tickets for the live show right here: boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We don't care if it kicks off a bloody, muti-generational, Mario Puzo-style blood feud, please take our toilet money, KFC employees of the world. *** Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The toilet purchaser's dilemma, fumbling a skill check to impress women, the end of the good times at Barefoot Lake, one man's war on Perth airport, and staying safe by not helping old ladies. *** Get your live show tickets at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista