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As a little Mothers Day treat from us to you, we've unlocked an episode from behind our famous Iron Paywall. Consider subscribing maybe? *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A sexy mishap in the German woods, a farewell to the Forceful tug, monkeys loose in Lancaster, an award-winning burger, an eclectic burglary, and a very short-lived scam. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three visitations of an invited bear, the dangers of the buffet on deck 16, how to make a battery disappear, the most disappointing ant in the colony, and turkey mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A German bondage fan falls into strife in the woods. Get the rest of this bonus episode and some 300 other bonus episodes for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: The medium-sized theft of a tiny house, an absence of Nazi gold in a Dutch village, stolen valour at an ultra marathon, and how not to illegally buy your boxes of body parts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little thank you for your hard work during the crucial month of Plapril, we thought we'd chuck you a little freebie. Enjoy your taste of what life is like behind the paywall. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious sea beast in a New Orleans park, hot dog chaos in Philadelphia, an ice disk of hitherto unseen proportion, and the monarch of a short-haul flight. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Join us behind the paywall as we discuss incredible voyages beyond the veil of death. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Artist, musician, fashion designer and Brisbane icon Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The ideal British diet, salvia-induced worm behaviour, using magic to trick monkeys, and the RIPing report. *** Get tickets to Vale Vivi here: https://thetivoli.com.au/events/vale-vivi *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There's nothing more beautiful than the universal bond of motherhood, except maybe the movie Congo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Floridian crystal philanthropist, an unlicensed Canadian stunt driver, a big pile of deer carcasses in Tennessee, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The menus of the Pennsylvania school system, a car detailing prodigy, the worst way to watch porn, a cartoon mishap, an American abroad, and a hot tub animal attack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

America continues to provide wonderful stories of firearm excellence, documented here behind the paywall in the Clipping Report. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An ATV crash that makes you go hmm, an algae bloom that makes you go blind, badger sabotage, art traps, mind-bending ape rotation, and how to not be attacked by a zebra. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Several zoo containment breaches, the accidental removal of something very precious, the story of a very old clam, and the Tipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Released from behind the paywall for your listening pleasure, an episode of the Theo Philes recorded back in December in which Theo and Ben bring you harrowing tales of mayhem and malpractice from both the golden age of ballooning and the dawn of cryonics. *** Get more episodes like this from our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's the final free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Consider subscribing if you think you're going to miss it! *** Lucy and Ben bring you: Crossing the human-chimpanzee gesture barrier, the legal status of killer robots in Montana, a very slippery regional festival in Minnesota, theme park hack content gone wrong, and just how many guns are on your plane. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: A floor gun in Texas, a mystery smell in Texas, an aircraft prank crime in Texas, a URL feud in Kansas, and a misidentified flying prank over Lancashire. The clicking was Lucy it turns out. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Fish correspondent, ex-husband of the show and podcast host Jesse Black joins Lucy and Ben to talk about: Sex lamps, sturgeon lifespan, perfume poisoning, chicken sludge, and how to get away with arson. *** Check out Jesse's new podcast here: https://sludgefest.substack.com/ Follow him on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/yallseenthisfish Follow him on Twitter here: @jesseblacksci *** It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes are free for this, the shortest month of the year, so that you will hopefully grow dependent on them. They go back behind the paywall in march so enjoy it while it lasts!

This week: A very unhappy Dutch choreographer, a very secure Hoosier, a not-as-secure pelican, a grave train miscalculation, and an attempt at a Hyundai correction. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A tale of three Dennis the Menace statues, the loneliest hockey player in the Southern Professional Hockey League, the redditors who dream of a world without dogs, and just how much beer can an escaped bear bear. *** It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes are free for this, the shortest month of the year, so that you will hopefully grow dependent on them. They go back behind the paywall in march so enjoy it while it lasts!

We're joined once again by Max Lavergne, beloved author and creator and host of the serial podcast The Horse & The Rider! It's time to ponder sunken toilets, burial mishaps, monstrous trucks, horny ghosts and an update about the many adventures of the mystical Jericho Wolf Labonte. You can find Max's podcast, books, Twitter and more here: https://linktr.ee/maxlavergne *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! For the month of February we make all our bonus episodes free so you hopefully get very attached to the idea of having two episodes a week. If you enjoy this, check out patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Barriers overcome for a miracle birth, mental illness cured by a Spinning Grandma simulator, a mystery smell in a supermarket, and two unrelated (maybe) but very cool crimes (maybe). *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The return of an ominous comet, a new mostly invisible cryptid, a touchy French robot, and a quick check on John Edwards. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Streamer, comedian, actor and, yes, we'll say it, friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about Karen's Diner. Get the rest of the episode and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flaming ghost train heading for the Austrian border, an abandoned miniature horse, a troublesome fish sauce factory, a TikTok gambling scheme, and the return of the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Where I'm Going (Chopnotslop Remix) - Thundercat & OG Ron C and the ChopStars *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew are joined by the inimitable Phoebe Roy of 10k Posts and Masters of our Domain to discuss: A few hundred unexpected deer carcasses, two tons of cocaine revealed by a bomb threat, on-the-ground reporting from Dutch New Years, and not getting into a robot car. *** Listen to 10k Posts: https://tenthousandposts.podbean.com/ Listen to Masters of our Domain: https://domainmasterspod.podbean.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Tom from Explosions&Fire to talk: A butter disaster in Wisconsin, a blood mystery in South Carolina, ambient radiation in Iowa, and an unfortunate comms mix-up in England. *** Watch Tom blow shit up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVovvq34gd0ps5cVYNZrc7A And follow him on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/Explosions_Fire *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're back for 2023 and kicking off with a round-up of the most dangerous party night in Europe: Dutch New Year's Eve. Plus: Premium grade Italian military weed, a truly great American Hall of Name, WoW-ing away your 20s, and shitting on your own PT Cruiser. *** Outro: Cellz (Part 1) - MF DOOM *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another unlocked bonus from the archives! If you want more of these you can subscribe to our Patreon and if you don't you can keep living your life completely unchanged! Be safe out there. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben look at: The unclean offing of a thumb, accidentally Rapture-proofing a corpse, high altitude Plane Madness, and a Texas edition of Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Christmas time! Almost! We're taking a little two week break so in lieu of freshly recorded episodes, you're instead getting two of our favourite bonus episodes from the year. This one is from back in May and has some extremely crucial Theo Lore. There'll still be bonus episodes coming out over this time so consider maybe subscribing to the Patreon if you want? No pressure. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben do a deep dive on some great ways to connect with your cousin over social media. Plus: An update on the mysterious turkey sub graffiti artist. *** Outro: Good Friday - Why? *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you a tale of two cities with: West Fargo's crackdown on feeding geese, and Amsterdam's crackdown on money laundering. Plus: Losing your Hyperdome, what happened to Pie Face, and someone finally takes the Living End to task. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

To act like a guest, you must think like a guest. Get the rest of this bonus episode, and hundreds of other bonus episodes for around $7 a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In this dazzling episode of the largely Queensland-based visionary Australian comedy current events podcast Boonta Vista, the whole team tackles: The achievements of a blind horse, the Shipping Report, getting fingered by Thing, developments in the rendering industry, cow magnets, and owning up to your coffin mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Chapo Trap House's Will Menaker to discuss: Tear gassing your own troops for morale, losing 45 gallons of iPhones, and an American werewolf in Colorado. Plus: The Clipping Report and the much-dreaded return of the RIPing Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Nothing more ominous or portentous than finding your toilet exploded itself for no earthly reason. Get the rest of this bonus episode and at least a few hundred other ones for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: Robots stealing jobs in Japan, Australian companies at the forefront of future wasteland enemy technology, a personal insight into grease theft, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by JR Hennessy, host of Down Round podcast and author of The Terminal, to discuss amphibian poaching, the allure of the forbidden grease, aeronaut misadventures in the Alps, and more. Listen to Down Round: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/down-round/id1636629847 Read The Terminal: https://www.theterminal.info/ Follow JR on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jrhennessy *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Coyotes terrorising Ontario, disgruntled customers terrorising Salt Lake City, mysterious sounds terrorising Massachusetts, a rogue nurse, and zoomer foods.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you two deeper-than-anticipated dives into the numbers on TikTok-driven dining experiences and the damage being wrought to Texas golf courses by feral hogs. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by Trashfuture's Riley to solve liquid mysteries, resolve stinky workplace disputes, reflect on strength-based surgeries, consider the smell of milk jugs and much more. LIVE AUSTRALIAN SHOWS COMING UP! - Trashfuture in Canberra with guest Andrew Law on November 15th, tickets available here: https://www.thestreet.org.au/shows/trashfuture-live-canberra - Trashfuture in Sydney with guest Tom Walker on November 10th, tickets available here: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f

The Boney Island Boys are back! Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley have returned for season 2 of The Boney Island Whitefish, the only podcast to specialise in watching season 5 of America's most unhinged crime procedurals! Get ready for the return of Breakfast Update, Wild Speculation and more! We're very pleased to be back with season 5 of a whole new show, and we hope you enjoy it too! This first episode will be on our public feed, and if you enjoy it, subsequent episodes will be available on the Boonta Vista subscriber feed: https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista LIVE AUSTRALIAN SHOWS COMING UP! - Trashfuture in Canberra with guest Andrew Law on November 15th, tickets available here: https://www.thestreet.org.au/shows/trashfuture-live-canberra - Trashfuture in Sydney with guest Tom Walker on November 10th, tickets available here: https://musicboozeco.oztix.com.au/outlet/event/3213de46-cef7-49c4-abcb-c9bdf4bcb61f

Treasured former guest Max Lavergne returns to us having done some personal research into the Papa Gino's mascot issue, plus: Getting hospitalised by a Skyrim meme, an unmalodorous smell on the loose in Pennsylvania, and the Tipping Report. *** Listen to Max's podcast here: https://infinitegossip.substack.com/podcast *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

In this intimate episode, Andrew and Ben bring you: Bug's Gourds, another instalment of Cousin Shit, a scam from high up in orbit, and a chimp-based pizza marketing exercise. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The preponderance of American UFO belief, rejected plates of the California DMV c. 2015, gorilla-chimp friendship research, and an awful man scamming gun buyback money. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The wonderful Ruby Innes is back to talk to Lucy and Andrew about the world of Fleshlight reviews, a man with too many or not enough fish tanks, and an update on Australia's thriving Abuse Diner industry.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A look at the social and economic impacts of the stag and hen do industries, plus a fresh, modern take on the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A happy hour raccoon make-out session, a surprising tradition in the UP's largest mushroom cult, a mysterious case of missing petrol, a Dutch hurling expert, and the English obsession with phoning the police about garbage. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Over 100 unwelcome baptisms, several parachuting safety violations, one unfunny husband, zero stolen cannolis, and three hopeful septuagenarians. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista