Boonta Vista

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Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A ritual feast for seniors, the consequences of a failed ATM heist, the end of an illegal underwater wine operation, and a bean-centric hazmat situation. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Find out more about crisis management of your arson dog golf cart mix-up by subscribing to the podcast at Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Bryan Quinby from Guys to talk about: The butter sculptures at the Ohio State Fair, the ride safety at the Ohio State Fair, Ohio's newest rollercoaster, and the Clipping Report. *** Listen to Guys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/guys-with-bryan-quinby/id1671039476 Follow Bryan here: https://twitter.com/murderxbryan *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew and Ben bring you: Vulgar transgressions at the Rotterdam summer carnival, bug soups, self-crashing F-150s, a $20,000 mouthful of milk, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A cryptid mystery solved 5 years later, a hog market update, tales of not-quite crime in Colorado, a perfectly named arsonist, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo bring you: Americans who can't stop showing Instagram Live to gorillas, a stolen alligator, a garbage man who has simply had enough, the world's slowest police chase and more

Polygon's Patrick Gill joins Theo and Ben to discuss: Travelling too far into turtle holes and storm drains, the worst liquid to sit near on a plane, and the best place not to land your hot air balloon. *** Follow Patrick on Twitch: twitch.tv/pizza_suplex Follow him on Instagram: intagram.com/pizza_suplex_vevo *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

What's the ideal leaf situation for the Island of the Nude People? Get the rest of this thrilling Theo Philes episode at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A malevolent square haunting Texas, punching a bear to save your dog, the world's most expensive cow, a delinquent deputy mayor in Finland, and the Clipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Jasamine White-Gluz of No Joy to discuss: The fallout from Greeley's Xtreme Bulls event, unwanted custody of too many fish, going undercover to secure the drip, and worms harnessing the air power of bees. *** Follow Jasamine on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/nojoy Get the 10th anniversary reissue of Wait To Pleasure right here: https://shop.mexicansummer.com/release/375787-no-joy-wait-to-pleasure-10th-anniversary-edition Listen online here: https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: A wet Jeep, the stinkiest Nazi rubber in Texas, airholing the Kennebec River, angry cows, Swiss diaper trouble, and a dispatch from a big dinner. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live on the internet, it's episode 300, the roughly 600th episode! It's a bit longer than a normal episode and a bit sillier than a normal episode. It features: The search for a single turd producer, two American gun mishaps, a series of dildo burglaries, and a Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The magical world of Diddl and his large racist family, a variety of livestock ailments, and a stinky little groundhog. *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're changing our release schedule around a little so to make sure you don't have to wait three whole extra days for the next episode we're throwing you a bonus episode as a freebie. Enjoy! *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Cornwall's most competitive worm-summoning meet-up and a Texas community terrorised by the turkeys they once considered friends. *** Get an extra episode every week with one simple trick: signing up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Behind this paywall this week we offer Australia's most extensive coverage of Cornwall's biggest worm charming event of the year. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a schooner a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A slow joyride to the airport, the free episode debut of Headline News, a rabbit terrorising Iowa, another cop toilet gun mishap, and New Mexico's looming hot air balloon disaster. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

One weird trick that makes crime legal in Ohio. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for about the price of a schooner a week at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little Mothers Day treat from us to you, we've unlocked an episode from behind our famous Iron Paywall. Consider subscribing maybe? *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A sexy mishap in the German woods, a farewell to the Forceful tug, monkeys loose in Lancaster, an award-winning burger, an eclectic burglary, and a very short-lived scam. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you: The three visitations of an invited bear, the dangers of the buffet on deck 16, how to make a battery disappear, the most disappointing ant in the colony, and turkey mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A German bondage fan falls into strife in the woods. Get the rest of this bonus episode and some 300 other bonus episodes for the price of a cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: The medium-sized theft of a tiny house, an absence of Nazi gold in a Dutch village, stolen valour at an ultra marathon, and how not to illegally buy your boxes of body parts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I apologise if you've already listened through the one where the audio was fucked but here it is fixed. If you haven't: ignore this message. Thank you. Love you. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: 2 million hammers with one tiny flaw, a roadside zoo funded by local government corruption, a very unlikely train-adjacent tragedy, and history's most effortless prison escape. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The death of the Maine Lobster Festival Sea Goddess, an expanding hole in Iowa, a check-in on the Live fandom, and Dutch bike helmet controversy. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

As a little thank you for your hard work during the crucial month of Plapril, we thought we'd chuck you a little freebie. Enjoy your taste of what life is like behind the paywall. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mysterious sea beast in a New Orleans park, hot dog chaos in Philadelphia, an ice disk of hitherto unseen proportion, and the monarch of a short-haul flight. *** Get the rest of our bonus episodes by signing up at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Join us behind the paywall as we discuss incredible voyages beyond the veil of death. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Artist, musician, fashion designer and Brisbane icon Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The ideal British diet, salvia-induced worm behaviour, using magic to trick monkeys, and the RIPing report. *** Get tickets to Vale Vivi here: https://thetivoli.com.au/events/vale-vivi *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There's nothing more beautiful than the universal bond of motherhood, except maybe the movie Congo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Floridian crystal philanthropist, an unlicensed Canadian stunt driver, a big pile of deer carcasses in Tennessee, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The menus of the Pennsylvania school system, a car detailing prodigy, the worst way to watch porn, a cartoon mishap, an American abroad, and a hot tub animal attack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

America continues to provide wonderful stories of firearm excellence, documented here behind the paywall in the Clipping Report. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: An ATV crash that makes you go hmm, an algae bloom that makes you go blind, badger sabotage, art traps, mind-bending ape rotation, and how to not be attacked by a zebra. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Several zoo containment breaches, the accidental removal of something very precious, the story of a very old clam, and the Tipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Released from behind the paywall for your listening pleasure, an episode of the Theo Philes recorded back in December in which Theo and Ben bring you harrowing tales of mayhem and malpractice from both the golden age of ballooning and the dawn of cryonics. *** Get more episodes like this from our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's the final free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Consider subscribing if you think you're going to miss it! *** Lucy and Ben bring you: Crossing the human-chimpanzee gesture barrier, the legal status of killer robots in Montana, a very slippery regional festival in Minnesota, theme park hack content gone wrong, and just how many guns are on your plane. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: A floor gun in Texas, a mystery smell in Texas, an aircraft prank crime in Texas, a URL feud in Kansas, and a misidentified flying prank over Lancashire. The clicking was Lucy it turns out. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Fish correspondent, ex-husband of the show and podcast host Jesse Black joins Lucy and Ben to talk about: Sex lamps, sturgeon lifespan, perfume poisoning, chicken sludge, and how to get away with arson. *** Check out Jesse's new podcast here: https://sludgefest.substack.com/ Follow him on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/yallseenthisfish Follow him on Twitter here: @jesseblacksci *** It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes are free for this, the shortest month of the year, so that you will hopefully grow dependent on them. They go back behind the paywall in march so enjoy it while it lasts!

This week: A very unhappy Dutch choreographer, a very secure Hoosier, a not-as-secure pelican, a grave train miscalculation, and an attempt at a Hyundai correction. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A tale of three Dennis the Menace statues, the loneliest hockey player in the Southern Professional Hockey League, the redditors who dream of a world without dogs, and just how much beer can an escaped bear bear. *** It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes are free for this, the shortest month of the year, so that you will hopefully grow dependent on them. They go back behind the paywall in march so enjoy it while it lasts!

We're joined once again by Max Lavergne, beloved author and creator and host of the serial podcast The Horse & The Rider! It's time to ponder sunken toilets, burial mishaps, monstrous trucks, horny ghosts and an update about the many adventures of the mystical Jericho Wolf Labonte. You can find Max's podcast, books, Twitter and more here: https://linktr.ee/maxlavergne *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! For the month of February we make all our bonus episodes free so you hopefully get very attached to the idea of having two episodes a week. If you enjoy this, check out patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Barriers overcome for a miracle birth, mental illness cured by a Spinning Grandma simulator, a mystery smell in a supermarket, and two unrelated (maybe) but very cool crimes (maybe). *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The return of an ominous comet, a new mostly invisible cryptid, a touchy French robot, and a quick check on John Edwards. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Streamer, comedian, actor and, yes, we'll say it, friend Tom Walker joins us to talk about Karen's Diner. Get the rest of the episode and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A flaming ghost train heading for the Austrian border, an abandoned miniature horse, a troublesome fish sauce factory, a TikTok gambling scheme, and the return of the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Where I'm Going (Chopnotslop Remix) - Thundercat & OG Ron C and the ChopStars *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Andrew are joined by the inimitable Phoebe Roy of 10k Posts and Masters of our Domain to discuss: A few hundred unexpected deer carcasses, two tons of cocaine revealed by a bomb threat, on-the-ground reporting from Dutch New Years, and not getting into a robot car. *** Listen to 10k Posts: https://tenthousandposts.podbean.com/ Listen to Masters of our Domain: https://domainmasterspod.podbean.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Tom from Explosions&Fire to talk: A butter disaster in Wisconsin, a blood mystery in South Carolina, ambient radiation in Iowa, and an unfortunate comms mix-up in England. *** Watch Tom blow shit up here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVovvq34gd0ps5cVYNZrc7A And follow him on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/Explosions_Fire *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're back for 2023 and kicking off with a round-up of the most dangerous party night in Europe: Dutch New Year's Eve. Plus: Premium grade Italian military weed, a truly great American Hall of Name, WoW-ing away your 20s, and shitting on your own PT Cruiser. *** Outro: Cellz (Part 1) - MF DOOM *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another unlocked bonus from the archives! If you want more of these you can subscribe to our Patreon and if you don't you can keep living your life completely unchanged! Be safe out there. *** Theo, Andrew, and Ben look at: The unclean offing of a thumb, accidentally Rapture-proofing a corpse, high altitude Plane Madness, and a Texas edition of Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista