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An in-depth (lol) discussion about the sexy and mysterious opah fish that washed up on the Oregon coast. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Did you hear the news? Brisbane got the 2032 Olympics! Because it's entirely topical now, here's a bonus episode Ben and Theo recorded back in January 2020 about how they really did not want Brisbane to get the 2032 Olympics. If you like these bonus episodes you can get 'em at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Cheeeers.

Andrew, Ben and Lucy are joined by the legendary B-Man from the nu-metal scholars at Take A Look Around to discuss the latest Poll Report. We also investigate the strangely supportive world of Retconned reality, and find what happens when you shift into another version of our world, but the only difference is the spelling of one kind of cheese. Find more of Al on the Take A Look Around podcast! All of their important links are here: https://linktr.ee/takealookaroundpod *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Multi-instrumentalist, bon vivant and self-described "daddy of TikTok" Tom Cardy joins us to talk an abundance of bowling balls, a slew of escaped exotic animals, and transitioning away from Samurai films. *** Outro: Have You Checked Your Butthole - Tom Cardy *** You can find Tom's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy You can find the The Feed special Cancelled right here: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/1900750915599 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Come on guys, mussels are really, really cool. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting really quite mad at Russia over champagne, and more of Theo Sees. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.

Will history look kindly on us for our treatment of the Dutch? Don't know, don't care! Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

I'm not proud of what I've done. https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/ep158-thegreatboontavistanotesheistw-benmcleay

We introduce a brand new cryptid into the Boonta canon: a giant turtle first spotted in Indiana in 1948, 50 years after it was first spotted in 1898. Go figure. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, and noise bands. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Congratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are terrifying.

You've got to have the mind of a bastard and the heart of a cunt to make it in the cut-throat airport game. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: a college football edition of Great American Hall of Name, some airborne feminism, a cow who can see things beyond our ken, and (you guessed it) the Shipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There comes a time when you have to let your alligator go, whether that's back into the wild or up into the Kingdom of Heaven. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Haters said we would never, but here we are: our 200th episode sort of. We hear from some of our nearest and dearest friends, plus: Can humans ass-breathe? Is Criss Angel a saint? Were there any maritime incidents of note? Is the absence of an event news? *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's hard to believe it, but the podcast has yet another segment. Introducing: 'That's Right Rental, Innit?' Plus: the Poll Report returns a tale of man's hubris in his struggle against the animal kingdom. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

SYDNEY FOLKS: Check out the special Star Wars themed Dragon Friends show at The Comedy Store, this Wednesday, May 12th https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/dragon-friends-may-the-twelfth-be-with-you/ Who will receive the Golden Rose? Free To A Good Home’s Ben Jenkins attends the Week Of Bens for a Mother’s Day special about crypto scams, swimming pool fraud, and the world’s most terrifying pranks. Check out Free To A Good Home: http://freetoagoodhomepodcast.com/

This episode was too fun to keep paywalled! Remember you can sign up for the Patreon for an extra episode every single week here: http://patreon.com/boontavista --------------------- We lost Ben this week when we took him to the supermarket, so we got another Ben! Comedian Ben Russell from Hug The Sun and Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun joins us to discuss a catfishing Tasmanian MP, the world's most hungry and disgusting Frenchman, the funny kind of body in a barrel, a Paging Dr. Lucy about the dangers of Funko Pops and of course, the kinds of dogs our listeners imagine. You can watch Ben's new series Hug The Sun on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gaKXSgCAw&ab_channel=GrouseHouse Check him out on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/bonmember

Theo, Andrew, and Ben present: non-lethal encounters with lethal holes, a forbidden toilet, the main episode debut of The Shipping Report, and the Fresno Nightcrawler down under. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Lucy are joined by the thriving girlboss co-creators of the television programme 'Why Are You Like This?' to talk about that one scene from Ghost Ship, drowning in cum, drinking cum, and Marine Todd. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A brief look at the real MVPs of the Professional Bowlers Association hall of fame. Get this full bonus episode and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Coming to you from the US of A, the whole team tackles: the ghosts of Flight 401, the secretive death boner, chimps with human dicks, and the much-vaunted return of the Bad Tweet Round-Up. *** Henno visits Annabelle: https://www.pedestrian.tv/film-tv/annabelle-doll/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Some extremely sound business advice from us to the people at Domino's Pizza Inc. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Live from the Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip! Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through the latest breakthroughs in mime science, some looming omens and portents in the Arctic, monkeys or mothchildren loose in Cincinnati, and the raccoon the Dutch simply won't kill. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Theo Philes are back baby, and in a big way! This episode: the US Army hiding underneath the ice in Greenland, and inventors being killed in the funniest, most tragic way an inventor can be killed. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Commemorate something that will have very little lasting cultural impact with these terrible shirts, available now! Get the full episode and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Straight from 1996, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are here to discuss the out-of-control rhea problem in the UK, covid-induced robot sympathy, and the embarrassed nature of the sun bear. *** Outro: Kick the PA - Korn & The Dust Brothers *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: https://shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Wow, is nothing safe from this incredible comedic gaze? Get this bonus episode and all our other bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/BoontaVista

Huge content warning for discussion of sexual assault on this one. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Theo talk through a wide range of awful responses to Australia's most recent grim moment of reckoning with sexual violence, from cops dreaming up shitty apps to our empty suit prime minister. Plus: a Planely Speaking about a woman whose only crime was a series of very cool crimes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Boonta Vista's Andrew and Trashfuture's Riley are back with a brand new series about the lasting cultural impact of September 11. In the first episode they introduce the show and discuss Oliver Stone's World Trade Center, the commoditisation of tragedy, memorial NASCAR races and a two word phrase from that fateful day that lives on in cultural infamy.

An eye-opening look into what the upsetting freaks who habitually go on cruise ships miss the most about cruise ships. Get the rest of this episode and all our other bonus episodes at: Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben are three horrible little worms looking at self-decapitating slugs, the Swiss answer to the Biocharger NG, drunk driving, and beanbathing for charity. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Would the Double Joker wear pants like this or like *this*? Find the rest of this episode at: Patreon.com/BoontaVista

Everyone's here as we speed down the interstate using a crossbow to shoot the vaccine into unsuspecting Texans. This week: fronting court while arm-deep in a patient, ominous and portentous use of a dead locust's ear, and after a long hiatus it's the return of Australia's favourite fabulist. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Lucy are joined by piss merchants Demi Lardner and Tom Walker for the third installment of Godfuckers Inc., the spin-off series about being gross. In this episode: diarrhea, jacking off, euthanasia, the films of Sia, and the Crazy Frog themselves. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's the final free episode of Freemium Freebruary 2k21! Come on in to the offices of Lockheed Martin as Theo, Lucy and Andrew walk you through the latest innovations in defence spending, genital photography and automated hotel surveillance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Lucy, and Ben talk about getting married on a plane, trying to kill a paraglider with your drone, secret Antarctic life that shouldn't be, and the profane act of cloning your pets. *** Outro: Lotta Years - Aesop Rock *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Everyone's here this week to talk about Shane Warne's understanding of the universe, Stack Exchange's understanding of personal boundaries, the UK's understanding of light bulbs, and Lorna Jane's understanding of virology. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's an almost entirely Nature Corner episode as Lucy, Theo, and Ben talk about a cow that refuses to be caught, an emu that was caught but shouldn't have been there in the first place, sturgeon crime, and a millionaire dog. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes will be free for the month of February to help you decide if this is something you want or if it is, frankly, just too much. *** Andrew, Lucy, and Theo dig deep into the horrifying depths of the mailbag before digging deep into the even more horrifying depths of the worst place in the world: the r/childfree subreddit. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Journalist and preeminent Craig Kelly researcher Cam Wilson joins us to talk about the history and influence of Australia's most notorious backbencher-cum-horse-medicine-for-humans-advocate. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! Bonus episodes will be free for the month of February to help you decide if this is something you want or if it is, frankly, just too much. *** Andrew, Theo, and Ben discuss the conflicting prognostications of North America's groundhogs, the taxonomy of MILFs, and the world's littlest big-dick lizard. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Ben, and Theo introduce everyone's favourite classic segment, The Poll Report. Plus: one dubious injustice and one less-dubious injustice in sunny old England, and Shane Warne's favourite flicks.*** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week behind the Iron Paywall: How Brexit is disrupting the eel fishing trade, but mostly what the fuck is up with eel fishing. Get the full episode at our Patreon right here: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben talk about getting parenting advice from the man who stole your car, the cow that stayed at-large from authorities for far too long, big fish dicks, and living at the airport Kirbying the security guards. Read Jesse's paper here: https://www.int-res.com/abstracts/meps/v658/feature/ Outro music: Fish - Mr Scruff *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Bad news: the extremely hackable Internet of Things chastity device has been hacked. Andrew, Lucy, and Ben talk through this plus the Korean government's advice for keeping pregnant women fuckable, and Pete Evans' future political career.

How much does a pig have to look like you before it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that you fucked that pig's mother? All this and more in the newest installment of The Theo Philes, available at patreon.com/BoontaVista.

Andrew, Theo, and Ben look at what's happening in the US through the only lens we know: how dipshit Australian columnists are responding to it. Plus: Theo bought a Škoda. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista