Boonta Vista

In the free feed for the first time: it's the sleepy time spin-off podcast for when you want something to drift off to. The Campfire Ben Phase is rambling story or similar told by fireside somewhere in beautiful Southeast Queensland. This one is about George and sandwiches and happiness. I used my proper mic this time and it didn't really pick up any of the fire noises, so I'll probably go back to just using my phone next time. *** Outro: Tranquility - Bobby Hutcherson

One missing fish is a tragedy, one million missing fish is a statistic. This is the exact sort of bonus content that can be yours for an extra hour a week at the low, low price of roughly a big sandwich a month at http://patreon.com/BoontaVista

See a payphone (they should call them FREEphones now, because they're free)? Give us a call on 1800 317 515 and tell us all about your day. Hope you're having a good one.

Radio broadcaster, game show host and podcaster Michael Hing joins us to talk about: Making your spooky haunted house just very slightly too spooky, attempting to outcop the cops, and how many snakes is the normal amount to have in your home. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Gobbledok is a kind of furry cenobite who delights in taking away the one thing you desire most: some chips. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Ben introduce everyone's future favourite segment 'With A Lead Pipe,' plus: the battle betwixt bird and drone in the skies of Canberra, and the boundless joy of free prawn crackers. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another episode of Ben and Theo's spin-off podcast, the Theo Philes. Learn about a plan to empty out the Mediterranean Sea and the US military's 25-year remote viewing program at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben select from all the news of the world to bring you: massive chicken litigation, troubling English bean crime, ancient artefacts inside an alligator, building cities out of astronaut blood, and Dutch cops not at all getting their man. *** Outro: Mars Will Never Be Free Until the Sands Run Red With Earther Blood - Barge With An Antenna On It

I'm not saying that having a giraffe would solve all of my problems but I am saying that it couldn't hurt. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's Andrew's birthday today so he's off doing whatever an Andrew does. In his absence, Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: a very Italian crime, a very barefoot Italian, a series of ironic covid deaths, and a perfectly preserved butthole. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben journey into the astral realm to explore: taking raw chicken with you on a domestic flight, warring pet psychics, and mysterious rhinoceros heads. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're all learning something new, every day. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by returning handsome guest, the one and only musical comedy genius Tom Cardy! Tom's here to talk music, mysterious goo, bone-crushing rollercoasters, expensive scam straws and more. You can stream Tom's new album Artificial Intelligence in all the usual places, but you should buy it on Bandcamp instead! https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/artificial-intelligence Follow Tom on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A

For some fucked up reason Americans don't use the handbrake all the time when parking. Go figure. Plus: Great American Hall of Name: Cornhole Edition, The Shipping Report, and a double dose of Nature Corner.

This week it's a lengthy look at an extremely depressing sex diary and a brief glance at the saddest, horniest genre of Daily Mail headline. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Americans love climbing into zoo enclosures almost as much as they love being drunk at the zoo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In their special spin-off for learning stuff, Theo and Ben get into the limits of human perception, and the hidden communities of people with bad taste in just about everything. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Shipping Report... the segment any other podcast would be too cowardly to have because it's not particularly interesting or funny. If you somehow still like this, get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben go deep on: Amsterdam canal deaths, pissing yourself unconscious, Dutch cryptids, and one very special French horse. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

An in-depth (lol) discussion about the sexy and mysterious opah fish that washed up on the Oregon coast. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Did you hear the news? Brisbane got the 2032 Olympics! Because it's entirely topical now, here's a bonus episode Ben and Theo recorded back in January 2020 about how they really did not want Brisbane to get the 2032 Olympics. If you like these bonus episodes you can get 'em at patreon.com/BoontaVista. Cheeeers.

Andrew, Ben and Lucy are joined by the legendary B-Man from the nu-metal scholars at Take A Look Around to discuss the latest Poll Report. We also investigate the strangely supportive world of Retconned reality, and find what happens when you shift into another version of our world, but the only difference is the spelling of one kind of cheese. Find more of Al on the Take A Look Around podcast! All of their important links are here: https://linktr.ee/takealookaroundpod *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Multi-instrumentalist, bon vivant and self-described "daddy of TikTok" Tom Cardy joins us to talk an abundance of bowling balls, a slew of escaped exotic animals, and transitioning away from Samurai films. *** Outro: Have You Checked Your Butthole - Tom Cardy *** You can find Tom's Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/tomycardy You can find the The Feed special Cancelled right here: https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/watch/1900750915599 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Come on guys, mussels are really, really cool. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

A new life awaits you, in the online colonies. In this episode we take a look at the futuristic Earth 2, plus: Queensland cops abusing their powers and losing their guns, French winemakers getting really quite mad at Russia over champagne, and more of Theo Sees. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week it's: A terrible Guardian article that's maybe about post-pandemic sex, a swan-based life-after-death experience, the debut of Theo Sees, and the amazing names of NASCAR.

Will history look kindly on us for our treatment of the Dutch? Don't know, don't care! Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

I'm not proud of what I've done. https://play.acast.com/s/bigsofttitty/ep158-thegreatboontavistanotesheistw-benmcleay

We introduce a brand new cryptid into the Boonta canon: a giant turtle first spotted in Indiana in 1948, 50 years after it was first spotted in 1898. Go figure. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by writer Brandy Jensen as we reach deep, deep into our newly enlarged mailbag and answer a swathe of relatively normalish relationship questions about drugs, vampires, and noise bands. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A tale of tapir terror, a confusing airport crime, a mysterious black substance pulling scientists out of retirement, and the Shipping Report gets political. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Congratulations! It's an episode almost entirely about the great scientific minds of our time submerging sea creatures in a tank full of drugs just to see what happens to them. Plus: squids are terrifying.

You've got to have the mind of a bastard and the heart of a cunt to make it in the cut-throat airport game. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week: a college football edition of Great American Hall of Name, some airborne feminism, a cow who can see things beyond our ken, and (you guessed it) the Shipping Report. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

There comes a time when you have to let your alligator go, whether that's back into the wild or up into the Kingdom of Heaven. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Haters said we would never, but here we are: our 200th episode sort of. We hear from some of our nearest and dearest friends, plus: Can humans ass-breathe? Is Criss Angel a saint? Were there any maritime incidents of note? Is the absence of an event news? *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's hard to believe it, but the podcast has yet another segment. Introducing: 'That's Right Rental, Innit?' Plus: the Poll Report returns a tale of man's hubris in his struggle against the animal kingdom. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

SYDNEY FOLKS: Check out the special Star Wars themed Dragon Friends show at The Comedy Store, this Wednesday, May 12th https://www.comedystore.com.au/event/dragon-friends-may-the-twelfth-be-with-you/ Who will receive the Golden Rose? Free To A Good Home’s Ben Jenkins attends the Week Of Bens for a Mother’s Day special about crypto scams, swimming pool fraud, and the world’s most terrifying pranks. Check out Free To A Good Home: http://freetoagoodhomepodcast.com/

This episode was too fun to keep paywalled! Remember you can sign up for the Patreon for an extra episode every single week here: http://patreon.com/boontavista --------------------- We lost Ben this week when we took him to the supermarket, so we got another Ben! Comedian Ben Russell from Hug The Sun and Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House of Fun joins us to discuss a catfishing Tasmanian MP, the world's most hungry and disgusting Frenchman, the funny kind of body in a barrel, a Paging Dr. Lucy about the dangers of Funko Pops and of course, the kinds of dogs our listeners imagine. You can watch Ben's new series Hug The Sun on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2gaKXSgCAw&ab_channel=GrouseHouse Check him out on Twitch here: https://www.twitch.tv/bonmember

Theo, Andrew, and Ben present: non-lethal encounters with lethal holes, a forbidden toilet, the main episode debut of The Shipping Report, and the Fresno Nightcrawler down under. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew and Lucy are joined by the thriving girlboss co-creators of the television programme 'Why Are You Like This?' to talk about that one scene from Ghost Ship, drowning in cum, drinking cum, and Marine Todd. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A brief look at the real MVPs of the Professional Bowlers Association hall of fame. Get this full bonus episode and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Coming to you from the US of A, the whole team tackles: the ghosts of Flight 401, the secretive death boner, chimps with human dicks, and the much-vaunted return of the Bad Tweet Round-Up. *** Henno visits Annabelle: https://www.pedestrian.tv/film-tv/annabelle-doll/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Some extremely sound business advice from us to the people at Domino's Pizza Inc. Get this and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Live from the Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip! Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben take you through the latest breakthroughs in mime science, some looming omens and portents in the Arctic, monkeys or mothchildren loose in Cincinnati, and the raccoon the Dutch simply won't kill. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Theo Philes are back baby, and in a big way! This episode: the US Army hiding underneath the ice in Greenland, and inventors being killed in the funniest, most tragic way an inventor can be killed. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Commemorate something that will have very little lasting cultural impact with these terrible shirts, available now! Get the full episode and all our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Straight from 1996, Andrew, Lucy, and Ben are here to discuss the out-of-control rhea problem in the UK, covid-induced robot sympathy, and the embarrassed nature of the sun bear. *** Outro: Kick the PA - Korn & The Dust Brothers *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: https://shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Wow, is nothing safe from this incredible comedic gaze? Get this bonus episode and all our other bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/BoontaVista

Huge content warning for discussion of sexual assault on this one. *** Lucy, Andrew, and Theo talk through a wide range of awful responses to Australia's most recent grim moment of reckoning with sexual violence, from cops dreaming up shitty apps to our empty suit prime minister. Plus: a Planely Speaking about a woman whose only crime was a series of very cool crimes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista