Boonta Vista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. In this week's bonus: Giving love a second chance, porn-induced manslaughter, potato crime, American drivers, and giving frogs Wolverine powers. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo and Ben look at: A lovely home invader, the rejected number plates of Florida, state-sanctioned drunk driving, and the inscrutable motives of a man trying to nourish an infant. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live on the internet, it's the show we were going to do in person but couldn't because of the Big C. In this episode: A Nebraskan Great American Hall of Name, the introduction of Regional Bullshit, the crime of Child Purchase, a mystery beast, and a badass mini Theo Philes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The extended theme to the new segment Regional Bullshit, about the kind of bullshit that little towns in Australia love to do.

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian and Worst Idea of all Time host Guy Montgomery for an installment of the Shipping Report, plus: Mysterious Dutch river skulls and the wanking Pompeii guy. *** Guy's upcoming Sydney and Melbourne shows: https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2g94PPZyW/ The Worst Idea of all Time: https://www.worstideaofalltime.com/about.html *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Ben get into: The infamous Pittsburgh toilet, Dutch hamsters sneaking covid into Hong Kong, a deeply unfortunate coffin swap, the limits of masturbation, and a man torn about selling his shitty cars to the Taliban. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by Cameron and Kai from the new monsters-only podcast Monster Crazy to talk about, you guessed it: monsters. We go deep on regional cryptids, fuckable Universal Monsters, and shaved chimps. *** Outro: Amos Moses - Jerry Reed *** Listen to Monster Crazy: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/monster-crazy/id1603298281 Buy Kai's art: https://www.inprnt.com/frames/kaiklops/ Listen to Podcast About List: https://podcastaboutlist.podbean.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We talk a lot of shit about the Dutch on this podcast, it's time to do something different: Let a Dutch listener talk shit about the Dutch for us. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista

We're back for another year, can you believe it. This week: We revisit the terrifying traditions of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands, the clones of the Queen (dead), and a rain of miracle fish in the US. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

If you see a payphone, say something into a payphone. 1800 317 515, that's the Boonta Vista hotline. (Of Wolf and Man by Metallica, to answer your question.)

It's a little Christmas treat for you before we take two weeks off for the holidays! Theo and Ben talk about the ur-text of chiropractic and a very nice tree stump. Thanks very much for listening this year, we hope your Christmas is a lovely one. *** Outro: Christmas Time Is Here - Khruangbin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: A woman who hired a Grinch but was not prepared to be Grinched, swarms of praying mantises ruining Christmas, a truly insufferable restaurant concept, a mysterious river of beer in Hawaii, and an unexpected and altogether strange Lead Pipe. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Instead of getting scammed, simply bet on fixed dog fights. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Brisbane icon, fashion designer, artist and podcaster Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The saga of a possible Banksy in Kidderminster, an adults-only golf course in Sheffield, and some magic socks that will QR code your body into perfect health. *** Phoebe Paradise: https://www.phoebeparadise.com/ Don't Worry It's Not Just you: https://podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/dont-worry-its-not-just-you/id1592573549 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: Andrew has forged his own chains with a new segment theme, a delivery man buys himself some time in the Hole Report, a man crawls his way to $8,000, an exploration of Dutch exhibitionism, and another British Cheese Child. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The awful creature known commonly as "the Crazy Frog" is making a comeback. Get this bonus episode for roughly the price of a big cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's an unlocked bonus episode just for you! Don't share it with anyone else! *** Welcome to The Theo Philes! We were wrong about the episode number again. This time Theo and Ben bring you: a plan to empty out the Mediterranean, and the US military's attempt to check out what's happening on Mars without actually sending anyone or anything there. *** Outro: Remote Viewing - Tangerine Dream *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This is just to let you know we're doing a live show on January 24th in beautiful Brisbane, Queensland. Tickets here: boontavista.com/tickets

The Queen is absolutely dead. Additionally: A cryptic missive in Paging Dr Lucy, an Oklahoman Great American Hall of Name, French Johnny English, a silent pervert drone, and new segment 'Mysterious Liquid.' *** Story Mode: www.goodreads.com/book/show/54982960-story-mode *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Cubes, coffin flops, and baby swaps. Get this bonus episode and all 200+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by long-time returning guest and No Cartridge host Trevor Strunk to talk about his new book on the impact of video games on culture, plus: pipe. *** Story Mode: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54982960-story-mode *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

See a payphone, say something into a payphone. It's that easy! 1800-317-515.

Theo, Lucy, and Ben cut the bullshit and get right into: an unfortunate incident at an American high school, Estonia's second 21st-century rat king, buzzards taking over a small town, Theo Sees, and even more Lead Pipe. *** Da Vinki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnLDhph5Cc *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by Tom Walker and briefly Demi Lardner to talk about: An escaped donkey finally caught, prevalence of demon-belief in the United States, carpooling in the Fake Taxi, and the works of one Ernest Hemingway. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live over Twitch, it's our longest ever episode! A truly staggering number of segments here, all in the name of raising money for the Beyond Bricks and Bars project being organised by Flat Out Inc. *** Donate here: boontavista.com/donate Check out Beyond Bricks and Bars here: https://chuffed.org/project/beyond-bricks-bars-tgd-decarceration-project Check out Flat Out Inc here: http://www.flatout.org.au/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The people of England are at it again. Hear more about dogging than you maybe want to at patreon.com/BoontaVista, where you can get all 200+ of our bonus episodes.

It's beat poetry night at Boonta Vista as we bring you: a Kentuckian edition of Great American Hall of Name, a meteor-anticipating psychic dog, a list format Paging Dr Lucy, and The Shipping Report. *** Outro: Left Side Drive - Boards of Canada *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Got him! Got his ass!! Awooooo! Anyway, this is just a taste of the sort of thing you can get on our bonus episodes (read: what you already get, but twice as much.) Check out patreon.com/BoontaVista to find the plan that suits you and your family.

Keep on looking out for payphones, they're everywhere.

The terrifying bean crimes of England only seem to be multiplying, plus: A new robot finds itself at the centre of With A lead Pipe, and we open up our world famous mailbag.

In the free feed for the first time: it's the sleepy time spin-off podcast for when you want something to drift off to. The Campfire Ben Phase is rambling story or similar told by fireside somewhere in beautiful Southeast Queensland. This one is about George and sandwiches and happiness. I used my proper mic this time and it didn't really pick up any of the fire noises, so I'll probably go back to just using my phone next time. *** Outro: Tranquility - Bobby Hutcherson

One missing fish is a tragedy, one million missing fish is a statistic. This is the exact sort of bonus content that can be yours for an extra hour a week at the low, low price of roughly a big sandwich a month at http://patreon.com/BoontaVista

See a payphone (they should call them FREEphones now, because they're free)? Give us a call on 1800 317 515 and tell us all about your day. Hope you're having a good one.

Radio broadcaster, game show host and podcaster Michael Hing joins us to talk about: Making your spooky haunted house just very slightly too spooky, attempting to outcop the cops, and how many snakes is the normal amount to have in your home. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Gobbledok is a kind of furry cenobite who delights in taking away the one thing you desire most: some chips. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Ben introduce everyone's future favourite segment 'With A Lead Pipe,' plus: the battle betwixt bird and drone in the skies of Canberra, and the boundless joy of free prawn crackers. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's another episode of Ben and Theo's spin-off podcast, the Theo Philes. Learn about a plan to empty out the Mediterranean Sea and the US military's 25-year remote viewing program at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben select from all the news of the world to bring you: massive chicken litigation, troubling English bean crime, ancient artefacts inside an alligator, building cities out of astronaut blood, and Dutch cops not at all getting their man. *** Outro: Mars Will Never Be Free Until the Sands Run Red With Earther Blood - Barge With An Antenna On It

I'm not saying that having a giraffe would solve all of my problems but I am saying that it couldn't hurt. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's Andrew's birthday today so he's off doing whatever an Andrew does. In his absence, Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: a very Italian crime, a very barefoot Italian, a series of ironic covid deaths, and a perfectly preserved butthole. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben journey into the astral realm to explore: taking raw chicken with you on a domestic flight, warring pet psychics, and mysterious rhinoceros heads. ** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're all learning something new, every day. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are joined by returning handsome guest, the one and only musical comedy genius Tom Cardy! Tom's here to talk music, mysterious goo, bone-crushing rollercoasters, expensive scam straws and more. You can stream Tom's new album Artificial Intelligence in all the usual places, but you should buy it on Bandcamp instead! https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/artificial-intelligence Follow Tom on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A

For some fucked up reason Americans don't use the handbrake all the time when parking. Go figure. Plus: Great American Hall of Name: Cornhole Edition, The Shipping Report, and a double dose of Nature Corner.

This week it's a lengthy look at an extremely depressing sex diary and a brief glance at the saddest, horniest genre of Daily Mail headline. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Americans love climbing into zoo enclosures almost as much as they love being drunk at the zoo. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

In their special spin-off for learning stuff, Theo and Ben get into the limits of human perception, and the hidden communities of people with bad taste in just about everything. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The Shipping Report... the segment any other podcast would be too cowardly to have because it's not particularly interesting or funny. If you somehow still like this, get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben go deep on: Amsterdam canal deaths, pissing yourself unconscious, Dutch cryptids, and one very special French horse. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista