Boonta Vista

If your life could be better spent by a worm you should give it to the worms. All this and more from this special Ben and Theo episode over at patreon.com/Boontavista

Theo and Andrew are joined by writer and woodstress Liz Duck-Chong to discuss: The world's best Elvis and a likely racist political candidate (same person), a classic hot air balloon mishap, and getting turned into Dr Dolittle by the absence of radio waves. *** Check out Among the Trees here: https://www.amongthetrees.com.au/ Follow Liz on Twitter at @lizduckchong *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's all hands on deck as we cover: Popular eating locations in the UK household, the absence of crimes in Arizona, the Lancashire poo jogger, and the limits of the midnight snack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We're joined by our resident marine biologist Jesse Black to learn all sorts of stuff about octopodes and octopussies, behind the paywall at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This week's free episode is an episode that was previously not free! What a win for you, the consumer. *** In this, the historic tenth installment of the Theo Philes, Theo and Ben explore: Introducing simple organisms to the mind-altering effects of Tool, and the universality of human experience as seen through historical jokes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Get this in-depth exploration of the metaphysics of Rapturing plus much, much more on our Patreon at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by writer and goofabout Max Lavergne to talk about: the Wank Pod, a too-fast Dutchman, Mothman Returns, and the introduction of The Tipping Report. *** Follow Max on Twitter at @prawn_meat and purchase his wonderful book here: https://maxlavergne.square.site/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Look to your left, look to your right: Both of these NFT owners are being scammed. Also you are being scammed. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at: patreon.com/BoontaVista

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A mystery liquid demystified, occult practices in Rhode Island, the robot that tells you to calm down, an unexpected bullet, and romance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

A song about events that are currently in the news, as heard on the live episode 'To Serve Egg'

Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: An update on the mysterious Subway graffiti artist, National Feet Week, a hole for horses, an accidental pilot, pocket full of lizards, and a particularly british sanction. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We were gonna welch on the bonus episode this week thanks to the two hour free episode but as a very sincere thank you for the extraordinary amount of money you donated to our flood relief fundraiser, here is a third hour of the podcast Boonta Vista (too much, honestly). *** Andrew, Lucy, and Theo bring you: A very unfortunate gun accident, a plague of flying spiders, a bepranked orange child, the racing lobby bowing out of schools, a challenging bike race, and the worst kind of office perks. *** Donations will be open for two more days from the time of this post, check boontavista.com/donate if you've got a few spare coins and you'd love to help out xo *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's a live episode! We're raising money for three different causes relating to the (early) 2022 Queensland / NSW floods, you can donate / read the details here: boontavista.com/donate *** In this episode: So much lead pipe, an ominous dog birth, a Subway grudge, a mystery arm loss, and a mystery substance. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's the end of Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is on the house but the rest are going back to the warm confines of our Patreon. Sign up if you want more! Don't if you don't! Live! Laugh! Love! *** Andrew, Theo, and Ben finally get a first-person account from one of the countless Americans that have climbed into a zoo enclosure. Plus: hurling meerkats at God, To Hunt Man, a slow meteor burns ominously across the sky, and the joy of throwing shit into rivers. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben bring you: A scam that promises to put a silverback gorilla directly into the back of your Mazda 6, a Cincinnati Chilli Parent Trap situation, and the trials and tribulations of a Finnish penis. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo and Lucy are joined by water expert (?) and semi-permanent guest Jesse Black to talk about some deeply unfortunate thing that have happened at sea and in the sky. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by award-winning comedian and awful little creature Demi Lardner to talk about one poorly executed almost crime, one mystery animal identified, and a type of miracle cowboy bathtub. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. *** Theo, Lucy, and Andrew bring you: Explicable human remains in a watercourse, a terrifying moose ordeal, and an update on the scourge of laser strikes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo, and Andrew tackle: A uniquely Australian, uniquely shit NFT scam; a high stakes racing pigeon heist gone awry for a lack of creativity; and the all-time leaderboard for Dutch fertility clinic perverts. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

It's Freemium Freebruary! We're giving you a taste of what it would be like to be a Patreon subscriber, for the low, low price of zero dollars. Enjoy this bonus episode on the house. Mwah mwah. In this week's bonus: Giving love a second chance, porn-induced manslaughter, potato crime, American drivers, and giving frogs Wolverine powers. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo and Ben look at: A lovely home invader, the rejected number plates of Florida, state-sanctioned drunk driving, and the inscrutable motives of a man trying to nourish an infant. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live on the internet, it's the show we were going to do in person but couldn't because of the Big C. In this episode: A Nebraskan Great American Hall of Name, the introduction of Regional Bullshit, the crime of Child Purchase, a mystery beast, and a badass mini Theo Philes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The extended theme to the new segment Regional Bullshit, about the kind of bullshit that little towns in Australia love to do.

Andrew and Ben are joined by comedian and Worst Idea of all Time host Guy Montgomery for an installment of the Shipping Report, plus: Mysterious Dutch river skulls and the wanking Pompeii guy. *** Guy's upcoming Sydney and Melbourne shows: https://www.instagram.com/p/CY2g94PPZyW/ The Worst Idea of all Time: https://www.worstideaofalltime.com/about.html *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Lucy, Theo and Ben get into: The infamous Pittsburgh toilet, Dutch hamsters sneaking covid into Hong Kong, a deeply unfortunate coffin swap, the limits of masturbation, and a man torn about selling his shitty cars to the Taliban. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew and Ben are joined by Cameron and Kai from the new monsters-only podcast Monster Crazy to talk about, you guessed it: monsters. We go deep on regional cryptids, fuckable Universal Monsters, and shaved chimps. *** Outro: Amos Moses - Jerry Reed *** Listen to Monster Crazy: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/monster-crazy/id1603298281 Buy Kai's art: https://www.inprnt.com/frames/kaiklops/ Listen to Podcast About List: https://podcastaboutlist.podbean.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We talk a lot of shit about the Dutch on this podcast, it's time to do something different: Let a Dutch listener talk shit about the Dutch for us. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/boontavista

We're back for another year, can you believe it. This week: We revisit the terrifying traditions of New Year's Eve in the Netherlands, the clones of the Queen (dead), and a rain of miracle fish in the US. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

If you see a payphone, say something into a payphone. 1800 317 515, that's the Boonta Vista hotline. (Of Wolf and Man by Metallica, to answer your question.)

It's a little Christmas treat for you before we take two weeks off for the holidays! Theo and Ben talk about the ur-text of chiropractic and a very nice tree stump. Thanks very much for listening this year, we hope your Christmas is a lovely one. *** Outro: Christmas Time Is Here - Khruangbin *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: A woman who hired a Grinch but was not prepared to be Grinched, swarms of praying mantises ruining Christmas, a truly insufferable restaurant concept, a mysterious river of beer in Hawaii, and an unexpected and altogether strange Lead Pipe. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Instead of getting scammed, simply bet on fixed dog fights. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Brisbane icon, fashion designer, artist and podcaster Phoebe Paradise joins us to talk about: The saga of a possible Banksy in Kidderminster, an adults-only golf course in Sheffield, and some magic socks that will QR code your body into perfect health. *** Phoebe Paradise: https://www.phoebeparadise.com/ Don't Worry It's Not Just you: https://podcasts.apple.com/ee/podcast/dont-worry-its-not-just-you/id1592573549 *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This week: Andrew has forged his own chains with a new segment theme, a delivery man buys himself some time in the Hole Report, a man crawls his way to $8,000, an exploration of Dutch exhibitionism, and another British Cheese Child. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The awful creature known commonly as "the Crazy Frog" is making a comeback. Get this bonus episode for roughly the price of a big cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

It's an unlocked bonus episode just for you! Don't share it with anyone else! *** Welcome to The Theo Philes! We were wrong about the episode number again. This time Theo and Ben bring you: a plan to empty out the Mediterranean, and the US military's attempt to check out what's happening on Mars without actually sending anyone or anything there. *** Outro: Remote Viewing - Tangerine Dream *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

This is just to let you know we're doing a live show on January 24th in beautiful Brisbane, Queensland. Tickets here: boontavista.com/tickets

The Queen is absolutely dead. Additionally: A cryptic missive in Paging Dr Lucy, an Oklahoman Great American Hall of Name, French Johnny English, a silent pervert drone, and new segment 'Mysterious Liquid.' *** Story Mode: www.goodreads.com/book/show/54982960-story-mode *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Cubes, coffin flops, and baby swaps. Get this bonus episode and all 200+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by long-time returning guest and No Cartridge host Trevor Strunk to talk about his new book on the impact of video games on culture, plus: pipe. *** Story Mode: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/54982960-story-mode *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

See a payphone, say something into a payphone. It's that easy! 1800-317-515.

Theo, Lucy, and Ben cut the bullshit and get right into: an unfortunate incident at an American high school, Estonia's second 21st-century rat king, buzzards taking over a small town, Theo Sees, and even more Lead Pipe. *** Da Vinki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnLDhph5Cc *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Andrew, Theo, and Ben are joined by Tom Walker and briefly Demi Lardner to talk about: An escaped donkey finally caught, prevalence of demon-belief in the United States, carpooling in the Fake Taxi, and the works of one Ernest Hemingway. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recorded live over Twitch, it's our longest ever episode! A truly staggering number of segments here, all in the name of raising money for the Beyond Bricks and Bars project being organised by Flat Out Inc. *** Donate here: boontavista.com/donate Check out Beyond Bricks and Bars here: https://chuffed.org/project/beyond-bricks-bars-tgd-decarceration-project Check out Flat Out Inc here: http://www.flatout.org.au/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

The people of England are at it again. Hear more about dogging than you maybe want to at patreon.com/BoontaVista, where you can get all 200+ of our bonus episodes.

It's beat poetry night at Boonta Vista as we bring you: a Kentuckian edition of Great American Hall of Name, a meteor-anticipating psychic dog, a list format Paging Dr Lucy, and The Shipping Report. *** Outro: Left Side Drive - Boards of Canada *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Got him! Got his ass!! Awooooo! Anyway, this is just a taste of the sort of thing you can get on our bonus episodes (read: what you already get, but twice as much.) Check out patreon.com/BoontaVista to find the plan that suits you and your family.

Keep on looking out for payphones, they're everywhere.

The terrifying bean crimes of England only seem to be multiplying, plus: A new robot finds itself at the centre of With A lead Pipe, and we open up our world famous mailbag.