Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

When a woman baby traps a man, who is really to blame? One female caller says it’s the 100% man’s fault because he didn’t take it upon himself to make sure it didn’t happen.

A woman puts tracking device in husband’s car to see if he’s cheating! Is this acceptable to protect a marriage, or an invasion of privacy that proves distrust?

A woman’s husband got it on with her sister while they were on a break. He says it’s all her fault, and he didn’t do anything wrong since their marriage was on “pause”.

This woman says that she HATES step-parents and argues they don’t matter; even going as far as telling her own kids to not mind their dad’s girlfriend (who she sees as nothing more than just someone that’s hooking up with her ex). Step-parents call in to disagree, saying that they treat their step-kids better than their biological counterpart.

After discussing a story about one member in a romantic couple having a low libido, a caller sparks outrage when she says women are the “gatekeepers” to bedroom activity. SHE decides when intimacy occurs, and the man is supposed wait patiently, ready to go when she is.

People reveal the reasons why they regret marrying their spouse.

An expecting first-time mom sent 12 RULES to family and friends about the birth of their newborn, including no posting photos or kissing the baby. Some say the rules are reasonable while others say they're absolutely ridiculous .

This wife agrees to stay with her cheating husband ONLY if he gives up his beloved dog, saying he needs to feel the same level of pain he caused her.

A woman’s husband spied on her girls' night with hidden recording device to see if she was bashing him to her friends. She says she “feels so violated”. Callers get in heated argument on whether this was a big deal or if she was in the wrong for calling him out in front of said friends.

Simple Question...What do you think makes a woman attractive?

Woman argues that kids should be giving their moms gifts on their birthdays, not the other way around.

If a restaurant undercharged you, would you correct them or not say anything? According to a study, more than half of people would not fix the mistake. Women are more likely to be honest about it than men.

A bride is shamed for trying to ban her fiancé's “goblin child” from their wedding. Callers argue whether or not you HAVE to accept your partner’s child in a relationship.

A woman says she’s always naked in front of her step-kids, and people say it’s inappropriate but it doesn’t bother her or the step-kids! Callers debate whether this is weird or no big deal.

A mother allows her kids to skip school if they have a good reason. Another mom agrees, saying she’s focused more on having happy kids than going to the “glorified daycare” known as school.

Are you scared to get the snip? Men call in and share their vasectomy experiences…both good & bad.

Billy explains how his love for Yellowstone is making an impact on his home life…and it’s pretty ridiculous!

Should you swear at or in front of you kids? One mom calls in to say swearing is forbidden in her house, going as far to punish her husband if he curses. Other parents argue against her.

Derek had a fight with his wife on Valentine’s Day about the gifts he gave, and the lack of gifts he received.

Millions of pet owners plan to have romantic Valentine's evening - with their DOGS. Do you love your dog more than your partner, or do you find this crazy?

A debate breaks out on whether or not you have to get your mother something for Valentine’s Day.

A Christian pastor is branded a “chauvinistic a**hole” after writing an open letter to all women, explaining why they should NEVER post photos of themselves in bikinis or low-cut shirts. One woman calls in and agrees with his letter, sparking a heated debate with other female callers.

A daughter asked her father to take a wedding photo with her and her mom. After he refused because it would upset his current wife, she kicked him out of the wedding. Who’s in the wrong…the daughter, father, or his new wife?

A guy gets a supermarket worker fired for giving his wife his phone number. Did he overreact, or was he justified?

Video of woman explaining what they need to do for their men (basically catering to them at home) divides callers with some agreeing and some calling the video ridiculous.

A caller is slammed for saying children should NOT have to do chores. A few other callers strongly disagree.

A married guy joined a dating app and started hooking up on the side. He totally justifies his unfaithfulness by blaming his wife for being boring in the bedroom.

According to an article, dividing housework equally is ‘just as important’ as sex in a relationship! Some ladies call in to disagree by saying they don’t want their man doing housework.

A mother has a problem with her daughter sleeping in bed next to father when she stays with him, and insist it’s only appropriate for children to sleep next to mothers.

A woman incites other callers after saying that children should take their mother’s last name, as she feels that the mother is truly the parent and a father does not offer as much parental value as a mother.

A pub is blasted for asking women to sign a 'sexist' permission slip allowing their men watch sports there with their friends. One woman calls in and agrees that men should always seek their woman’s permission out of respect.

Do women really want romance on Valentine's Day or do they want some NASTY?

Woman wonders if she is in the wrong for getting a waitress fired for complimenting her husband's eyes.

A guy says that if a woman calls her dad "Daddy", it's a red flag that she's a cheater.

A working mom calls in to call out stay-at-home moms for being lazy. Does she have a point or is she just hatin'?

Woman says you can’t trust a man’s mother when you first meet her. She can’t be right…or is she?

A woman gets busted for placing a spy camera in ex’s home. She claims it was to see how ex’s new woman was treating her kids. Callers debate whether that was the real reason (including crazy caller who shared how she spied on her ex’s new woman).

A woman won't tell her man she can't have kids even though he really wants kids.

Inspired by the sad loss of the great Bob Saget, we play Full House Trivia in his memory.

Woman says when it comes to action in the bedroom, it’s up to the WOMAN to decide when it happens, not the man.

Is it a good idea to put kids first and spouse second in a marriage? One caller absolutely thinks it is, and happily admits puts her husband’s needs on the backburner every day. Some other callers agree with her while others say her marriage is doomed

Does the number of times you have sex go down as the number of years you've been married goes up?

Scorned by her cheating ex-husband, woman doesn’t allow him to be part of her child’s life even though he wants to be a good father.

Mom gets into it with other callers after admitting she uses her Elf on a Shelf to take Christmas presents away from her 3rd grader each time he gets anything other than an “A” in school and for having a messy room bedroom.

There's an on-going trend of adults cutting off their own parents. Why have you cut your parents out?

Movies that you love but the rest of society thinks SUCKS!

Would men rather be woken up with sex or breakfast? The debate is on!

Men are complaining that wives are giving ALL their love and affection to the kids and none to them.

Should kids get Christmas presents even if they're brats?

Woman who cheats on her man offers him 10 GRAND not to leave her. Would you take the money?