
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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TREAT YOUR MAN LIKE A KING
Video of woman explaining what they need to do for their men (basically catering to them at home) divides callers with some agreeing and some calling the video ridiculous.
NO CHORES...NO BIRTHDAY PARTY
A caller is slammed for saying children should NOT have to do chores. A few other callers strongly disagree.
APPY LIFE, CHEAT ON WIFE
A married guy joined a dating app and started hooking up on the side. He totally justifies his unfaithfulness by blaming his wife for being boring in the bedroom.
NO HOUSEWORK...NO SEX
According to an article, dividing housework equally is ‘just as important’ as sex in a relationship! Some ladies call in to disagree by saying they don’t want their man doing housework.
NO SLEEPING IN DAD'S BED
A mother has a problem with her daughter sleeping in bed next to father when she stays with him, and insist it’s only appropriate for children to sleep next to mothers.
MOM'S LAST NAME
A woman incites other callers after saying that children should take their mother’s last name, as she feels that the mother is truly the parent and a father does not offer as much parental value as a mother.
PERMISSION FROM WIFE
A pub is blasted for asking women to sign a 'sexist' permission slip allowing their men watch sports there with their friends. One woman calls in and agrees that men should always seek their woman’s permission out of respect.
ROMANCE OR NASTY?
Do women really want romance on Valentine's Day or do they want some NASTY?
WIFE GETS WAITRESS FIRED
Woman wonders if she is in the wrong for getting a waitress fired for complimenting her husband's eyes.
CALLING HIM DADDY
A guy says that if a woman calls her dad "Daddy", it's a red flag that she's a cheater.
STAY AT HOME MOMS...LAZY?
A working mom calls in to call out stay-at-home moms for being lazy. Does she have a point or is she just hatin'?
DON'T TRUST HIS MOM
Woman says you can’t trust a man’s mother when you first meet her. She can’t be right…or is she?
WOMAN SPIES ON EX-HUSBAND'S NEW GIRLFRIEND
A woman gets busted for placing a spy camera in ex’s home. She claims it was to see how ex’s new woman was treating her kids. Callers debate whether that was the real reason (including crazy caller who shared how she spied on her ex’s new woman).
NON-MATERNAL SECRET
A woman won't tell her man she can't have kids even though he really wants kids.
FULL HOUSE TRIVIA
Inspired by the sad loss of the great Bob Saget, we play Full House Trivia in his memory.
SEX DICTATOR
Woman says when it comes to action in the bedroom, it’s up to the WOMAN to decide when it happens, not the man.
KIDS FIRST, HUBBY SECOND
Is it a good idea to put kids first and spouse second in a marriage? One caller absolutely thinks it is, and happily admits puts her husband’s needs on the backburner every day. Some other callers agree with her while others say her marriage is doomed
HOW MUCH ACTION ARE MARRIED PEOPLE GETTING?
Does the number of times you have sex go down as the number of years you've been married goes up?
U CHEAT...NO VISITATION!
Scorned by her cheating ex-husband, woman doesn’t allow him to be part of her child’s life even though he wants to be a good father.
MOM'S FESTIVE PUNISHMENT
Mom gets into it with other callers after admitting she uses her Elf on a Shelf to take Christmas presents away from her 3rd grader each time he gets anything other than an “A” in school and for having a messy room bedroom.
CUTTING PARENTS OUT
There's an on-going trend of adults cutting off their own parents. Why have you cut your parents out?
SUCKY MOVIES YOU LOVE
Movies that you love but the rest of society thinks SUCKS!
BOOTY OR BREAKFAST?
Would men rather be woken up with sex or breakfast? The debate is on!
NO LOVE FOR DAD
Men are complaining that wives are giving ALL their love and affection to the kids and none to them.
NO CHRISTMAS FOR BRATTY KIDS
Should kids get Christmas presents even if they're brats?
$10K TO FORGIVE CHEATING
Woman who cheats on her man offers him 10 GRAND not to leave her. Would you take the money?
BLUE COLLAR, NO SEX
A recent article stated that men who work blue-collar jobs have less bedroom action than those with other types of jobs. Blue-collar callers call in to verify or debunk the article.
SKANKY & SLEAZY NAMES
Some parents regret the name they gave their child because they now feel like it’s a “skanky” or “sleazy” name. What names do you think fall into these categories?
GETTING OVER BY GETTING UNDER
They say “The Best Way to Get Over Someone is to Get Under Someone”. Is that true? Does jumping in bed with someone after a breakup help you get over that failed relationship?
ANNOYING SLANG
Slang that needs to go away!!!
SHORT GUYS ARE BETTER
Woman who's over 6ft tall reveals people don't believe she and her 5ft 5in fiancé are a couple, and they are happy together despite height. Are short guys better partners than tall guys?
GIRLS NIGHT IS SEXIST
A guy tells his partner that she shouldn't host girls' nights because he thinks they're sexist! Instead, he suggests that he and his buddies should be able to tag along.
SINGLE MOM TITLE
Man is upset because his ex calls herself a “single mom” even though he has visitation and pays child support! Is he right to be upset or is he being a big baby?
LOVE MY PETS MORE THAN MY STEP KIDS
Woman says she actually loves and treats her dogs better than her step kids. She believes she’s doing nothing wrong, and her step kids are to blame.
GOODBYE EX PET
Should you have to give up visitation of a pet you had with an ex when you get in a new relationship?
UGLY GUYS ARE BETTER PARTNERS
Woman says ugly guys make better partners because hot guys will cheat.
MEN MORE EMOTIONALLY INVESTED THAN WOMEN
Are men more emotionally vested in relationships than women? The debate gets heated as callers argue with an angry female caller who not only says men are NOT more emotionally vested, but they are also “idiots”!
SEDUCED OR GROPED
Article explains how women like to be seduced, and it’s not by groping as many guys think…or is it? We hear from women on both sides of the debate.
UGLIES IN THE BACK
Waitress says that restaurants seat lesser attractive people in the back because they want attractive people in the front and near windows to give the restaurant better appeal. Though kind of mean-spirited, some people agree with this tactic.
HOMEROOM OR ONLY FANS
Mom gets banned from volunteering at kid's school because of her Only Fans. Now she's suing the school for a million dollars.
LIKING PHOTOS TO CHEAT
When married men "Like" women's photos on social media, is it innocent or are they trying to hook-up?
PHOTOSHOP KID'S SCHOOL PICS
Mothers debate whether or not it's ok to Photoshop imperfections from kids' school pics
KIDS GET NO PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS
Mom says she will not get her kids presents for Christmas, Instead, she will use the $700 she saves on family outings throughout the next year. Is she cold or is she doing the right thing?
SEXY FUNER PHOTO
Woman is slammed after she posted a photo of her doing a sexy pose next her her father's open casket.
HOT MOMS STAY AT HOME
Caller says she's a hot stay-at-home mom, and is entitled as much of an allowance as she wants.
MARRY FOR LOVE OR MONEY?
A mother is accused of advising her daughters to marry for money, not love. Is she a horrible mother for teaching them this, or does she have a point?
WITH A THIEF
Has a partner ever stolen from you or you steal from a partner?
NO VASECTOMY...NO SEX
Woman says she will not have sex with husband until he gets a vasectomy. Some other women agree, so don't. Things get heated!!
Wife Not Attracted To Husband Anymore
Woman says she is no longer attracted to her husband because he let himself go after they got married.
HE CHEATS...HER FAULT
Not only does this wife call in to defend her husband's infidelity, but she actually blames herself for it. Some agree with her while others think she's crazy.