
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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FART ON SOMEONE
Who has wronged you and would you like to fart on them?
DRESSING ROOM DROPPINGS
A Victoria Secret store employee checks the dressing rooms and what she finds is a big ol turd right in the middle of the floor.
HOLDING THE BABY
What is the order of who holds the baby after they are born? Mom first? Dad first?
HATE DOING THINGS W/KIDS
We ask parents to call in and tell us what is something they hate doing with their kids.
DO YOU TIP
How do you tip your waiter or waitress? By looks or by actual service?
BELLY BUTTON SNIFFING
The guys on the show decide to partake themselves in a tik tok trend of smelling another belly button.
BIG DUMMY
The guys on the show partake in Big dummy trivia to find out who is the big dummy for the week.
STAY AT HOME WIFE
A wife throws shade at a husband for being at work all day and not being millionaires when he came home and found the house not cleaned when all she does is stay home.
NUDE PHOTOBOOK
A wife is told by a judge that in the divorce her ex husband can keep the book of her nudes.
UBER DRIVER OUTS HUSBAND
A uber driver picks up a husband and his mistress, turns around and takes them back to the house where the wife is waiting.
BABY DADDY DRAMA
Callers let us know about their baby daddy drama with one caller who says the father should not have equal rights to the child
HEARING NEIGHBORS HAVE SEX
Callers share their stories as to hearing neighbors or roommates having sex
DNA TEST
Callers share their experience if a DNA test might have broken up their family.
COCKROACH TRIVIA
Chris and Aaron go against each other in trivia, loser has to put a cockroach down their pants.
BABY MAMA DRAMA
Callers inform us on their baby mama drama
BABY DADDY DRAMA
A caller describes her baby daddy drama with a twist
WOMAN FANTASIES
A list of 17 fantasies for women is put to the test and see how accurate the results really are.
DAD TEACHES DAUGHTER TO COOK
A father is catching heat because he was teaching his 14yr old daughter how to cook.
GETTING PREGNANT
A woman gets pregnant after her husband had an operation, sources say she definitely cheated.
STAY AT WOMAN
If a guy pays all the bills and makes all the money should the woman be staying at home cooking and cleaning.
FART ON SOMEONE
Has someone wronged you in some way, here is your chance to fart on them
SEX TOO GOOD TO LEAVE
A woman admits that her husband's sex is too good to divorce him.
FASTEST READER
Billy plays audio of a man that claims he read a 1000 paged book in two seconds.
PAYING FOR TAMPONS
A wife thinks that since her husband makes twice the amount of money she makes, he must pay for everything including tampons.
BABY DADDY DRAMA
Callers describe their baby daddy drama
CALLING DAD BY NAME
Mom has told her child it is up to them to decide to call the father by the first name due to the fact that he is late on child support.
SLEEPING WITH GUY FRIEND
A wife admits that she slept with her guy friend not in a sexual way, while her boyfriend was in the other room.
FORGIVING AFTER CHEATING
Men are starting to forgive more if they catch their woman cheating.
NO DINNER COOKED
A husband comes home after a 13hr shift and finds that his stay at home wife didn't have dinner cooked for him.
ED DATING
This guy suffers from E.D. so should he be allowed to go on a dating website
SPANKING THE KIDS
A school in Missouri is bringing back the punishment of spanking kids again.
STAY AT HOME MOMS
Should a stay at home mom during maternity leave still have dinner ready every day for the husband when he comes home?
DEREK'S 8 RULES
Derek list his 8 simple rules to make your marriage go from "meh" to "magical"
MOM VS BABYSITTER
Mom gets drunk on her night out and ask the babysitter to watch the kids the whole weekend, the babysitter responds with calling the cops
SIDECHICK LOVE STORIES
Are you the side chick and did they fall in love with you, or did you fall in love with them? Or do you have a side chick?
GIFTS FOR CHEATING
A man gives his wife a gift after she found out he cheated, in result she forgave him.
DIVORCE OR SEX
Husband gives his wife an ultimatum that he wants to have sex or there will be a divorce
PRETTY PEOPLE VS UGLY
Do pretty people have it easier to find a relationship more than uglier people?
DEAD WIFE CHEATS
Husband finds out that his now deceased wife of 43 years was cheating on him all along.
FIRST DATE MEAL
Woman finished her entire meal on a first date, is there something wrong with this and should she show restraint on a first date?
BIG DUMMY
The Billy Madison Show present Big Dummy trivia!
SENDING DUDES NUDES
Wife sends nudes to random men behind her husbands back
GIRLS ADDICTED TO D
Girls will act crazier than usual if they find a good D they like or addicted to
BIGGER D
Check out some of the steps you can do to gain an inch or two to your downstairs member
FART ON SOMEONE
Who has wronged you, get back at them by farting on them.
SHOWING BOOBS
When and where did you show boobs or see boobs? Concerts? Monster truck rallies?
RESTAURANT BILL DEBATE
A woman thinks it is always the man's duty to pay for the bill at a restaurant.
GROPING HUSBAND
Wife is getting frustrated at her husband who is groping her around the house.
STEP DAD VS DAD
Daughter wants to add step dad to walk her down the aisle at her wedding with her real dad who happens to be paying for the whole wedding
MOM IS TO BLAME
Mom's are now being blamed for when a relationship crashes and burns