
Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day
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MILITARY UNIFORMS
Is it wrong to wear your significant other's military uniform for a sexy photo?
FAMILY SHUNNING
What have you done to cause your family, wife has in-laws shun her after she cheated on her husband and he took her back.
ANOTHER MAN'S BABY
Wife cheats and gets pregnant with another man's baby, husband decides to stay and raise the child.
MAID OF HONOR FIRED
Maid of Honor fired from Wedding after bringing Ex as plus one
1950s WOMAN
Guy wants old school 1950s wife who will do anything for the husband
CHEATING SISTER
Sister cheats on ex husband then gives birth to niece, should the wife meet her niece
CHANGING MARRIAGE VOWS
Wife believes excluding "faithfulness" in marriage vows is a good idea in case cheating does occur, you can still stay true to vows.
RED WITH ANGER
A mother is outraged after finding out her ex-husband helped their daughter through her first “lady cycle” while at his house. She believes that even though he stepped up as a parent and did a great job, he ultimately robbed her of a special “mother - daughter thing”.
OPEN MARRIAGE...HAPPY MARRIAGE?
A woman says that if you are allowed to “cheat” on your spouse without fear of repercussions, it leads to a more satisfied marriage and relationship. Are open-marriage really a good thing, or is she just trying to justify her extramarital thirst?
MARRIED WITH BOYFRIEND
A woman says she’s get’s it on with her husband, but makes love to her boyfriend. Caller defends this behavior by saying that this is good for a marriage. Other callers absolutely disagree.
BAD INTRODUCTION
A woman becomes furious with her husband after he introduces her to her co-workers as his "housewife". Is her anger justified or is she overreacting?
STEALING A HUSBAND
Some women are fine with stealing a husband from another woman. Then there are some women who will still a husband from their BEST FRIEND!
CHILD OVER SPOUSE
In some households, a parent will put the their kid(s) over their spouse every day. Will that doom a marriage?
KIDS MEETING NEW PARTNER
How long is long enough to introduce a child to a parent's new romantic partner?
CUDDLE TIME WITH A PET OR PERSON?
Would you rather cuddle up with a pet or a person...even if that person were your significant other?
MAN'S BESTFRIEND
Is your dog your bestfriend? Who have you put your dog over?
NURSING IN PUBLIC
Guy says that women breastfeeding in public is disrespectful to her man. A hot debate breaks out when some women call in to shame him for his view, and others to agree with him.
GENDER NEUTRAL NAMES FROM NOW ON
A woman says gender-specific names need to go away!
MARRIAGE EQUALS BORING SEX
A woman insist that once you have kids, life in the bedroom is SUPPOSED to be boring, and is quick to attack callers who oppose her view.
TRADE UP SPOUSE
A woman angers listeners when she calls into the show to say that you never stop looking for a better partner…even if you’re married. Things get heated between her and listeners.
REFUSING THE PRENUP
Singer Robin Thicke’s fiancé’s refusal to sign a prenup sparks a debate on whether a wedding should continue under those circumstances.
FUNNY NAMES FOR LOWER LADY BITS
A company’s new billboard for feminine probiotics draws criticism for the bizarre name they used to refer to a woman’s privates. Do you have a funny name for the lower lady bits?
A VACATION WITH THE EX AND THEIR NEW PARTNER
After a mutual decision to divorce, a now separated couple agree to go through with a pre-planned vacation with their kids. However, the husband wants to bring along his new girlfriend in hopes that it will show the kids that their parents can still get along with each other and their new partners. Is this such a good idea?
PREEMPTIVE CHEATING
A male caller gets into with other callers after sharing that he cheats on his wife because he believes ALL women cheat, and he doesn’t want to be one of the “dumb” husbands who gets cheated on while remaining faithful.
LEFT HUBBY FOR YOUNG LOSER
A man becomes a single dad after his wife leaves him for a younger guy. To make the situation worse for him, the guy he got left for still lives at home with his parents.
CHOREPLAY
Woman gets her husband to do all the household chores by withholding sex until they get done. Seems like a toxic arrangement, but she claims it works and her marriage is a happy.
BABY TRAP BLAME
When a woman baby traps a man, who is really to blame? One female caller says it’s the 100% man’s fault because he didn’t take it upon himself to make sure it didn’t happen.
CHEATING TRACKER
A woman puts tracking device in husband’s car to see if he’s cheating! Is this acceptable to protect a marriage, or an invasion of privacy that proves distrust?
SLEEP W/ WIFE'S SISTER DURING BREAK
A woman’s husband got it on with her sister while they were on a break. He says it’s all her fault, and he didn’t do anything wrong since their marriage was on “pause”.
STEPMOM IS NOT MOM
This woman says that she HATES step-parents and argues they don’t matter; even going as far as telling her own kids to not mind their dad’s girlfriend (who she sees as nothing more than just someone that’s hooking up with her ex). Step-parents call in to disagree, saying that they treat their step-kids better than their biological counterpart.
WOMEN ARE THE GATEKEEPERS IN THE BEDDROOM
After discussing a story about one member in a romantic couple having a low libido, a caller sparks outrage when she says women are the “gatekeepers” to bedroom activity. SHE decides when intimacy occurs, and the man is supposed wait patiently, ready to go when she is.
REGRET YOUR SPOUSE
People reveal the reasons why they regret marrying their spouse.
NEW MOM'S 12 RULES FOR VISITING BABY
An expecting first-time mom sent 12 RULES to family and friends about the birth of their newborn, including no posting photos or kissing the baby. Some say the rules are reasonable while others say they're absolutely ridiculous .
DOG GONE CHEATER!
This wife agrees to stay with her cheating husband ONLY if he gives up his beloved dog, saying he needs to feel the same level of pain he caused her.
HUSBAND SPIES ON WIFE'S GIRLS' NIGHT
A woman’s husband spied on her girls' night with hidden recording device to see if she was bashing him to her friends. She says she “feels so violated”. Callers get in heated argument on whether this was a big deal or if she was in the wrong for calling him out in front of said friends.
WHAT MAKES A WOMAN ATTRACTIVE?
Simple Question...What do you think makes a woman attractive?
KIDS' BIRTHDAYS ARE FOR MOM?
Woman argues that kids should be giving their moms gifts on their birthdays, not the other way around.
RECEIPT MORALS
If a restaurant undercharged you, would you correct them or not say anything? According to a study, more than half of people would not fix the mistake. Women are more likely to be honest about it than men.
BRIDE HATES HIS KIDS
A bride is shamed for trying to ban her fiancé's “goblin child” from their wedding. Callers argue whether or not you HAVE to accept your partner’s child in a relationship.
NAKED STEPMOM
A woman says she’s always naked in front of her step-kids, and people say it’s inappropriate but it doesn’t bother her or the step-kids! Callers debate whether this is weird or no big deal.
LETTING KIDS SKIP SCHOOL
A mother allows her kids to skip school if they have a good reason. Another mom agrees, saying she’s focused more on having happy kids than going to the “glorified daycare” known as school.
THE SNIP
Are you scared to get the snip? Men call in and share their vasectomy experiences…both good & bad.
BILLY LOVING YELLOWSTONE
Billy explains how his love for Yellowstone is making an impact on his home life…and it’s pretty ridiculous!
CURSE AT YOUR KIDS
Should you swear at or in front of you kids? One mom calls in to say swearing is forbidden in her house, going as far to punish her husband if he curses. Other parents argue against her.
DEREK'S BAD VALENTINE
Derek had a fight with his wife on Valentine’s Day about the gifts he gave, and the lack of gifts he received.
MORE LOVE FOR DOG THAN PARTNER
Millions of pet owners plan to have romantic Valentine's evening - with their DOGS. Do you love your dog more than your partner, or do you find this crazy?
VALENTINE'S GIFT FOR MOM
A debate breaks out on whether or not you have to get your mother something for Valentine’s Day.
WOMEN POSTING SEXY PHOTOS
A Christian pastor is branded a “chauvinistic a**hole” after writing an open letter to all women, explaining why they should NEVER post photos of themselves in bikinis or low-cut shirts. One woman calls in and agrees with his letter, sparking a heated debate with other female callers.
DAD OUT OF DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PHOTO
A daughter asked her father to take a wedding photo with her and her mom. After he refused because it would upset his current wife, she kicked him out of the wedding. Who’s in the wrong…the daughter, father, or his new wife?
FIRED FOR TRYING TO HOOK UP WITH GUY'S WIFE
A guy gets a supermarket worker fired for giving his wife his phone number. Did he overreact, or was he justified?