Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

There are people who think they know the key to a successful marriage. Some of them are absolutely WRONG!!

Some people say having a fling at work actually makes you better at your job.

You think your family is weird? Listen to these family secrets callers share.

Even the manliest men love their houseplants. Don't believe it? Listen for the proof!

Inspired by a recent giant jackpot, Derek reveals his plan should he ever win the lottery. His wife is not cool with this plan, and calls in to let him know!

A list of things said to be better than sex, but are they really

School bus driver yell at and shoots finger at mom who accused her of yelling at her kids.

Guys, would you leave a woman if she had cut her hair short?

Can a guy have his phone in his back pocket?

An actual crap clip... we wanna know when you pooped your pants.

Let's hear those juicy work rumors!

How would you feel if your girl didn't take your last name?

There's no way adults actually eat boogers.

Would you want nudes first thing in the morning?

Non sexual things that men fund hot.

A guy is way to into his girl being a step mom.

So drunk I did ________ .

Not wearing underwear

Help! My wife is regnant after my vasectomy..

Is it okay for mom to cheat?

No bachelor party.

Ex was better.

No vax, No kid!

Sex injuries.

Do women like nude dudes?

Bartering in the bedroom.

Hitting back in self defense.

It's Only Fans but only cleaner.

Dog gone.

Just some good ol gamer crap.

Being proud of a bully.

That ain't my kid!

Mixed body counts.

Not taking a bath.

Staying with a cheater.

Should piercings and circumcision be the Childs choice?

What's for dinner?

Woman leaves fiancé and immediately gets pregnant by another dude. Then she asks ex-fiancé to take her back and help raise other dude's kid.

Some men with low sperm counts are letting their wives get pregnant by other guys "the ol' fashion way". Some of the guys have no idea they are trying to get pregnant. How far would you go to get your wife pregnant?

Woman puts sex ban on husband "to train him like a dog". Things get heated when BMS regular "Rufus" call in to confront her.

Guy says since his wife started cheating, she's been way better in the bedroom.

A Successful surgeon divorces his beauty queen wife after he finds out she's been an escort before and during their marriage. Caller defends the wife.

A new law could be passed making it mandatory for females to register for the draft on their 18th birthday just like males.

Does your job have secret codes for when a hot person comes in?

A woman believes that women should never cook food for their man.

A professional eater was kicked out of a restaurant's eating contest and then insulted.

Some people believe that dinosaurs still exist and could we see a Fast and The Furious / Jurassic Park movie?

Mistress' say they are the true victims of the pandemic and that they are good for marriages.

1 in 5 say a house is a bigger commitment than marriage but we prove other wise by hearing from men who got screwed over in court.

The top myths you've heard your whole life debunked.