Billy Madison Show Crap Clip of the Day

There's no way adults actually eat boogers.

Would you want nudes first thing in the morning?

Non sexual things that men fund hot.

A guy is way to into his girl being a step mom.

So drunk I did ________ .

Not wearing underwear

Help! My wife is regnant after my vasectomy..

Is it okay for mom to cheat?

No bachelor party.

Ex was better.

No vax, No kid!

Sex injuries.

Do women like nude dudes?

Bartering in the bedroom.

Hitting back in self defense.

It's Only Fans but only cleaner.

Dog gone.

Just some good ol gamer crap.

Being proud of a bully.

That ain't my kid!

Mixed body counts.

Not taking a bath.

Staying with a cheater.

Should piercings and circumcision be the Childs choice?

What's for dinner?

Woman leaves fiancé and immediately gets pregnant by another dude. Then she asks ex-fiancé to take her back and help raise other dude's kid.

Some men with low sperm counts are letting their wives get pregnant by other guys "the ol' fashion way". Some of the guys have no idea they are trying to get pregnant. How far would you go to get your wife pregnant?

Woman puts sex ban on husband "to train him like a dog". Things get heated when BMS regular "Rufus" call in to confront her.

Guy says since his wife started cheating, she's been way better in the bedroom.

A Successful surgeon divorces his beauty queen wife after he finds out she's been an escort before and during their marriage. Caller defends the wife.

A new law could be passed making it mandatory for females to register for the draft on their 18th birthday just like males.

Does your job have secret codes for when a hot person comes in?

A woman believes that women should never cook food for their man.

A professional eater was kicked out of a restaurant's eating contest and then insulted.

Some people believe that dinosaurs still exist and could we see a Fast and The Furious / Jurassic Park movie?

Mistress' say they are the true victims of the pandemic and that they are good for marriages.

1 in 5 say a house is a bigger commitment than marriage but we prove other wise by hearing from men who got screwed over in court.

The top myths you've heard your whole life debunked.

Who gets injured in the bedroom more? Is it men or women?

A woman tells us her 4 yr old might not be her husbands... have fun with the country music references.

Chris is gross, Popeyes signs, the Testicle Festival and more!

A woman wanted to know do men judge women and what they look like during sex.

A guy can’t trust his girlfriend because she’s dated ugly people.

A woman is hooking up with her friends mom and step dad so we wanna know have you ever been in a love trianglee?

A mom is being praised for saying we should give teens condoms to practice with. Do you agree?

How did you find out that your partner was cheating on you?

Are there any smells that get you horny?

Ladies, we wanna know do you really want a kinky man?

Have you ever had a neighbor that was ALWAYS naked?

People are consuming porn more and more now including Crystal's husband who is probably cheating.