Berner Phone

This week we're listening to your biggest dilemmas. Someone's boyfriend is a secret submissive, we share our opinions on losing weight for a wedding, and contemplate dating as a stripper. Hannah has standup shows coming up in Tempe, Bensalem, Sacramento, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, Baltimore, and more! Tickets here! dave.com/berninginhell Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod

This week the little dialers get some of the guiltiest pleasures off their chest. From chef boyardee to situationships and anal itching, we're here to make you feel a little less guilty. honeylove.com/BERN Recover properly with @waterboy and get 15% off with promo code BERN at waterboy.com/BERN! #waterboypartner

This week we asked our little dialers to give us the best life advice they've ever gotten! Some knowledge dropped about jealousy, performance pressure, caring too much about what people think, and marriage advice about ball sucking! Live stand up shows coming up in Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tucson, Tempe, Buffalo, and Bensalem! Tickets here caraway.health/bern Sign up for the Dashpass student plan with code BERN

We're back this week with more pet peeves to work through your issues with road rage, self checkout ettiquette, and yawning. Stand up shows coming up in Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tucson, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Tickets here

The hotline was blowing up this week because everyone is annoyed about something. We listen to your pet peeves while Hannah and Des' generational differences are exposed when discussing directions, we advise husbands to stop asking "are you ok?", and we might have some future stand up comedians on our hands. Upcoming stand up shows in Mashantucket, Westhampton, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, Bensalem, San Francisco, Hanover, and more! Get tickets here Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that's over 40% off) with promo code BERN at lumedeodorant.com/BERN ! #lumepod

Jared Freid's comedy special 37 and Single is out now on Netflix. Go watch it now for his take on dating apps, late-night eating, and to find out why he's still single. He explains why dating gets harder as you get older, is mad at Hannah for offering him a doughnut, and shares his craziest late-night food orders. Come see my stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Texas, Arizona, Pennsylvania, California, Seattle, Oregon, and more! Tickets here Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code BERN at jennikayne.com/BERN! #jennikaynepartner

Berner Phone is back with our reactions to your most embarrassing stories. Bosses have been kissed, there was a lazy eye misunderstanding, and somehow JonBenet Ramsey is involved. You guys are wild and we love it. Submit advice questions here Get tickets to my stand up comedy shows here Get 20% OFF @honeylove with promo code BERN at https://www.honeylove.com! #honeylovepod

Welcome to the first episode of Berner Phone!!! I'm always interviewing people on podcasts and on the street, but in this new segment, I get to hear from you! Stay tuned on my Instagram @hannahberner for prompts and links to submit your voice messages. This week Des joins me to hear about your beige flags in relationships. We learn about boyfriends who can't stop smelling their hands, have a fish tank obsession, were in a Christian cult, and more! If you neeed advice asap leave a voicemail here! Come see my live comedy shows! Tix here! Connecticut, Westhampton, Texas, Arizona, Buffalo, and Pennsylvania coming up.

This week in hell we are collabing with Tori Dunlap's podcast Financial Feminist: Her First $100k. We discuss smart money tips to fight the patriarchy while sharing our personal experiences of navigating finances and negotiations. I have stand up shows coming up in Connecticut, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston, Tuscon, Tempe, Buffalo, and more! Get tickets here!

Sabrina Brier is a New York comedian who plays "the girl who bullied you in high school who is trying to be an influencer" on her viral TikToks. She explains why she's wearing a wedding ring, makes a bold claim about pizza, talks about childhood bullies, and why she embraces cringe. Come to my stand up shows: Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Tuscon, Tempe, and more! Get tickets here!

The gorgeous Cat Cohen is in hell today to discuss her new live show, her demons, and top tier banter. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here!

The internet's realest mom, comedian Zarna Garg, came to hell! She opens up about being kicked out at 14, her one-of-a-kind career, and why mother-in-laws are the worst. Come to my stand-up shows: Newark, Tarrytown, Mashantucket, Westhampton, Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, Houston! Get tickets here!

Emily Hope Morse is a sex therapist, author and media personality. She is the host of the long-running podcast Sex with Emily and she tells us how to have smarter sex! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Carmen Lynch is on the show to talk about her new special coming out! See her record her special live at the Comedy Cellar in NYC on June 26th. Tickets here! I have stand up shows coming up in NYC, Newark, Westhampton, Tarrytown, Connecticut, Texas, Arizona, Chicago, Milwaukee, and more! Get tickets here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley is back with a new comedy special out that I LOVED! Watch it here! She opens up about her open relationship, how is happened, and how it's going! She also talks about the process of creating her first special and creating comedy as a lesbian in a straightt male dominated field. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Blaustein is a comedian and cohost of Stiff Socks who stopped by hell. He was hard to break but I ultimately did it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Des is back!!! We take questions from the little devils. We start light and then it gets pretty heavy. We are also fostering Abby! If you are interesting in adopting this little angel, check her out here! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The icon herself, Maria Menounos, is in hell with me today! We discuss why she finally decided to tell people about surviving pancreatic cancer, understanding warning signs in her body and mind, working in a male dominated industry, and becoming a parent this summer! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

@Octopusslover8 is blowing up the internet right now, so we HAD to have him in hell! Jake Shane should win an Oscar for his hilarious relatable reenactments of historical events and I got to ask him about his creative process, friendships, rise to fame, and anxieties. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other makeup lines, hookups, and self help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brian Kelly is the founder of The Points Guy and is the most trusted voice when it comes to loyalty programs, credit cards and travel. He told me all the best hacks for being financially savvy! He also opens up about coming out in the suburbs, having his first child, and how he changed his lifestyle to lose 40 pounds. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I'm coming to Vegas, Boston, Tarrytown, Newark, Oklahoma, and Louisville! Get tickets HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violet is back in hell for a wild ep about porn addiction, guys going down on you, and all her current struggles that she is coping with (all very fun and cute!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Joanne McNally comes all the way from Ireland to join me in hell! I bought her a fake bag in Chinatown and she opened up to me about how she battled bulimia, being adopted, and how she figured out she needed to be a comedian. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ken joins hell today to discuss her mental health meds, decision to get her boobs done, dealing with trolls. and being a mom of a pitbull and multiple cats, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

My arch nemesis is in hell today and he just launched a coffee company called Flight Fuel! He opens up about his public break ups, family interventions, rehab, alcohol addiction, and some other fun lighter stuff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jay Shetty is one of the most viral life coaches in the world who has a shit ton of wisdom but I sat him down to find out more about his struggles, his love life, and how he survives his hell. Get his new book 8 Rules of Love out now! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Eli Rallo is a Columbia Journalism School graduate who went viral for making snack jars during covid. She opens up about how she wrote her new book "I Didn't Know I Needed This" in spite of her anxiety and never ending chase for contentment. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maddy Smith is a hysterical stand up comedian and a cast member on MTV's Wild 'n Out. She talks about making it in the comedy industry, her most embarrassing moments on stage, roast battles, dealing with parents, and being too hard on herself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Matt Friend comes to hell with Sebastian Maniscalco, Andy Cohen, Howard Stern, Armie Hammer, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paulie is back on Berning in Hill to discuss the status of his past open relationship, his business moves, his mental health, and opens up about BDSM. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brooke Miccio has been YouTubing for over a decade! She reveals her tips for vlogging and how she has let her audience in on her life from high school, to college, to moving to NYC, and her new boyfriend. She has a great podcast called Gals on the Go and we LOVE her energy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Emily DiDonato is the first supermodel in hell! She's been the face of Maybelline, Giorgio Armani Perfume, and has worked for major brands such as Victoria's Secret, Miu Miu, Oscar De La Renta, Guess, and many more. She talks about how she got discovered in a mall in Connecticut and started working while still in high school. She opens up about how she was pressured to spend $10k on designer clothes whenever she shopped in Paris from her agencies, losing weight for campaigns, being rejected, and her opinion on "nepo babies" in the modeling industry. She also explains the wild story of how she met her husband on an airplane! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Francis is back in hell and we have both been through a lot since the last time we recorded. We've lost jobs, got married, and learned a lot about life. He asks me about Tiktok and the rules of feminism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You may know Oscar Aydin from his stand up comedy OR watching him star in my Han on the Street videos! He's so hilarious and vulnerable as he opens up about growing up in an orphanage, how it has effected his mental health, his sex life, and his journey to find happiness. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda aka Kamanda aka Not Skinny But Not Fat is back in hell! She talks about what it was really like to meet the Kardashians, how she got them on her podcast, and how her life and mental health has changed since motherhood! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Audrey Peters has been called "one of the most polarizing people on TikTok" because she is a glamorous Manhattanite who is 100% honest about her lifestyle, obsession with buying designer, surgical procedures, and strong opinions on men in Murray Hill. Her honesty and openness were perfect for hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (my sister-in-law and new mom) comes on to discuss the realities of pregnancy that people don't talk about. She also tells us what baby products are worth buying and which ones you shouldn't waste your time with. Lastly, my brother comes on and I make him answer some of my 'Han on the Street" questions from TikTok and we get surprisingly deep. Enjoy my fam! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tank Sinatra is the founder of the board game and page Influencers in the Wild, Tanks Good News, and his meme page Tank Sinatra. He talks about how he started his successful business and what happened with his failed ones. He also opens up about sobriety, depression, fatherhood, and life after covid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jiaoying left China to pursue her dream of being an actress. Her journey is sad, hilarious, scary, inspiring, and incredible. Get tickets to my stand up HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jade Iovine is the host of the podcast "Tell Me About It" (check out our episode) and she opens up about what life is really like growing up in Los Angeles with a successful father in the music industry, falling in love in an unpredictable way, not playing by the rules, her honest opinion on Botox, and how she handles her depression. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andrea Lopez is famous for impersonating your favorite pop culture icons such as Teresa Giudice, Kristin Cavallari, and Jennifer Coolidge. She explained to me when she first discovered her talent for impressions, how she's used humor as a coping mechanism for childhood trauma, and how she deals with her anxiety. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Let's have sex in hell with Emily! She is the leading sex therapist of our generation and I loved talking everything sex with her from orgasms, to communicating to your partner, to pegging, to toys, butt stuff, keeping it spicy in long term relationships, and I'm getting turned on just typing this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She is everyone's favorite PR maven who comes up with genius marketing, branding, and publicity ideas for our favorite brands and celebrities on her TikTok. She gives me PR moves for my brand, opens up about grief, predicting the future, and depression. She previously couldn't get a job in PR and now everyone wants to work with her. Listen to how she survives her hell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Krista Williams and Lindsey Simcik are my favorite spirtual girlies and hosts of the incredibly popular podcast, Almost 30. They tell me everything about shadow work, starseeds, physical heart boundary practice and tarot cards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.