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Bravo's Chief Stew of Below Deck Med had a rough last season where she was fired... but a lot in her life has changed. She has a man in her life (who was not her original type) and a new baby! She reflects on decisions she's made in her life and the drama that has ensued. She also gives us amazing traveling advice because we all need a vacation.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Birds Papaya is in hell to address her divorce, disordered eating, body shaming, 22,000 unanswered emails, and the baby on her boob. She is the stretch mark queen and we love her so much!!!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ria started as an intern at Barstool and is now a full time content creation queen. She smokes, she jokes, and she THRIVES in hell. She opens up about her deepest insecurities, her biggest regrets, and her impressive passion for fast food.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Remi has exploded on TikTok while showing what shopping and clothing hauls are REALLY like. She explains how she went from jobless to having 1 million followers in 6 months. She opens up about eating disorders, anxiety, and her crush on Jonah Hill. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pee your pants hilarious comedian, Christina Galston, takes us on a journey through hell with her insane storytelling and bad bitch but self deprecating vibes. GET TIX TO MY LONG ISLAND SHOW HERE: https://www.hannahberner.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kara is the first MASTER Certified life coach to come to hell. She has a B.A. from Yale and a J.D. from Harvard Law. Her coaching is rooted in cognitive psychology-based techniques and feminist theory and she blew my mind!!! GET TICKETS TO MY STAND UP SHOW IN LONG ISLAND HERE: https://www.hannahberner.com/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We love bringing Bachelor contestants to hell. Blakely explains the anxiety that came with being on the show and how he handled being portrayed as the ultimate f*ckboy on TV. When America hated him more than ever, he shared a text message to expose the edit. He lived to tell the tale and discusses how the whole experience has changed his perspective on dating.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Deja & Debbie Bernard are the stars of the new popular Netflix show, Buried By The Bernards. Fun fact, their Showrunner is Ian Gelfand from Summer House! They discuss what it's like to run a family business that's all about death and how they manage not to kill each other in the process. Also, they explain how the hell they got a Netflix show! These women are hilarious, amazing, and VERY entertaining.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hilariously talented Kelsey Cook comes to hell to discuss beating boys in foosball, getting divorced they day before quarantine, and how her comedy career came to be. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley is back and plays a very intense game of heaven or hell. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Victoria Garrick used to play volleyball at USC and now she is giving TED talks about mental health and raising awareness on social media about body image and eating disorders and so much more. She is no stranger to hell and we love her so much.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hilarious comedian, Brendan Sagalow, has a new comedy album out and he's really good at pigeon noises. Listen here: https://open.spotify.com/album/5GJ0EPW1pUyNTvsQ471NPE?si=UUhEEVKMQYysFEBkqHsvAw PROMO CODES Feals: Get 50% off your first order with free shipping at https://Feals.com/BERN Apostrophe: Get $15 off your first visit with a board-certified dermatologist at https://Apostrophe.com/BERN Liquid IV: Get 25% off when you go to https://LIQUIDIVDOT.COM and use code BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jackie is way too comfortable in hell. She discusses why she hates influencer culture, her delusional confidence to drop music when she can't sing, cheating, why her dog smells like yeast, her worst habits, and much more. PROMO CODES: Noom: Sign up for a Noom trial at https://www.noom.com/bern BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/BERNING Dipsea: Get a 30 day free trial at https://dipsea.com/bern Upstart: https://Upstart.com/BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katie is reality TV royalty and comes to hell to discuss her traumatic accident, how she really fell for Tom, her regrets being on Vanderpump Rules, and much more. PROMO CODES: Helix Sleep: Get $200 off your new mattress at https://helixsleep.com/BERN Skillshare: Get a free trial membership at https://www.skillshare.com/BERN Adam & Eve: Get 10 free gifts using the code BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Doug Ellin opens up about what is was really like to write Entourage and the hell we went through to get there and how the hell things are going now. Episode promo codes: Liquid IV: Get 25% off with promo code BERN at https://LIQUIDIV.COM Ritual: Get 10% off your first 3 months at https://ritual.com/BERN ExpressVPN: Get 3 months free at https://expressvpn.com/bern --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amanda is back in hell and a lot has changed. Hannah has a lot of questions about what it is ACTUALLY like to pop a baby out and have to take care of it. They also laugh/cry at the mean stuff people say about them. Episode promo codes: Betterhelp: www.Betterhelp.com/BERNING Feals: www.Feals.com/Bern Upstart: www.Upstart.com/BERN ExpressVPN: www.Expressvpn.com/BERN --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Chloe is a couple days sober and her demons are still out to play. COME TO THE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

She exposed Chris D'Elia's messages with underage girls and has called out countless men for inappropriate social media behavior on her account @SheRatesDogs. Her favorite things are nice guys and reminding people that "girls fuck."--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On his first ever podcast interview, Tommy reveals the truth behind the biggest account of 2020: Quentin Quarantino.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Word on the street is that Gizelle is in hell spilling on how she became a Housewife and all her inner demons.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You guys asked for it- NANA IS IN THE HELL BUILDING!!!!!! aaaaand she delivered. We laughed, we cried, and we got weird. Enjoy. GET A CAMEO FROM ME FOR 25% OFF TO GIVE AS A GIFT! Use promo code BERN at feetures.com for $10 Off your first pair Sign up today at cratejoy.com/bern to get 30% off your first box THIRDLOVE.com/BERN for 10% off today! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ginny is a comedy author and stand up. She shares with Hannah her creative process for writing articles, books, comedy, and tweet. She also opens up about her anxiety because, well, she's in hell.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rayna is back in hell explaining how she made herself workout for the first time in her life, how she decorates her apartment, the best kind of dirty talk, her current dating situation, and an intense game of heaven or hell. Get 3 weeks of EveryPlate meals for only $2.99 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com and entering code bern3 Go to yourparade.com/(BERN) or use code (BERN) so you can shop $9 underwear for $6(!) Offer code BERN at checkout at AdamandEve.com Visit my exclusive link ExpressVPN.com/bern and you can get an extra 3 months FREE on a one-year package--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CEO of CiViL Jewelry, Blakely Thornton, is redefining luxury and making us laugh our asses off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Manon Mathews accumulated over 1.6 billion loops on Vine and then her comedy career blew up. She has coped addiction, anxiety, overeating, divorce, and much more to become the bad ass bitch she is today. Her advice on manifestation, goal setting, and spirituality is mind blowing. GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahbernerParade Underwear: 20% of all orders using code BERN at www.yourparade.com/BERNCrateJoy: 30% off your first box when you sign up at cratejoy.com/bernFeetures Socks: Use promo code BERN at feetures.com for $10 Off your first pairTempo Fit: Go to tempo.fit and use code bern for $100 off--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nikki was with her parents in St. Louis for most of quarantine where she was stuck with her own thoughts. She's recovering from an eating disorder, figuring out her dating life, and reassessing her stand up comedy career.Get tickets to Hannah's Friendsgiving comedy show on November 18th HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex opens up about her biggest sexual turn offs, how she learned about her body, queefing, her biggest insecurities, what she spends all her money on, if she would ever get married, her long term career plans, why she doesn't want to date celebrities, and what she doesn't share with the public. GET TIX TO MY VIRTUAL FRIENDSGIVING COMEDY SHOW HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/hannahberner--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alex explains why she never does interviews, the secret marketing strategy behind Call Her Daddy, how her parents actually feel about her show, what she is most insecure about, how she edits her photos on instagram, her workout/eating routine, her mindset becoming a single Father, and much more.. Don't miss Hannah's live virtual comedy show! GET TIX HERE: https://onlocationlive.com/category/hannahberner --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Des Bishop explains how he met Hannah, their recent sexual escapade, tips for sliding into DMs, their farting rules, bad breath paranoia, jealousy, going gray, how he used to be cynical with love, being sober and how Hannah drove him to therapy.For an bonus hour of more intimate stories with Hannah and Des go to Patreon.com/BerningInHell--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Violet is the babe behind the very popular meme page @daddyissues_. and podcast host of Too Tired To Be Crazy. She opens up about her fear of being boring, why she hasn't had sex since April, how she left her accounting job, why she got veneers when she was 5, her regrets buying a home, and her hookup with Francesca Farago. Follow Violet on instagram at @violetbenson and check out her interview with Hannah on her podcast Too Tired To Be Crazy now! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kate explains how she met Hannah, what it's actually like living in Florida during quarantine, why she left Below Deck, what happened with her radio show, why she is the Bravo Miley Cyrus, and all her thoughts on the newest Bravo Show, Bravo's Chat Room!!!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alise used to work with Hannah at Betches and today they reunite in hell. Alise updates her on her successful voiceover career, why she started roasting her 15 year old self, dating losers, remembering MySpace, when she got diagnosed with Generalized Anxiety Disorder, making comedy videos that went viral with Hannah, and how she found the one.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shah's Of Sunset star, Nema Vand, crashed Giggly Squad and met Hannah. On this episode in hell, he explains why his teeth are so white, how Hannah broke his veneers, his new nose job, being a white-washed persian, why Paige loves Persian guys, if he wants to have a family, his new career change, his past lives, why he got divorced, and how he lost 55 pounds.--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Erica explains how the hell she got herpes, how it affected her dating life, the rules of hooking up with a std, and why crying is healthy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kaitlynn has had some very public breakups and is going to hell to explain with the ef happened. She explains why she got a divorce from Brody Jenner, finding independence, the price of fame, dating a woman, why she decided to do The Hills, and how she met her new man.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Naz explains how to survive heartbreak, being a producer on the Bachelor, how sleep changed her life, being in a loneliness epidemic, never having a boyfriend, being too agreeable, disconnecting from your phone, who she would hook up with on The Bachelor, and how to flirt really fucking well.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hanna discusses her first impression meeting Hannah, working with Chelsea Handler, online haters, being sober, getting dumped in a park, her tattoo mistakes, zoloft, being annoying, her belief in psychics, how she almost got casted as Hannah Montana's best friend, awkward phone sex, and the time she ran into Leonardo DiCaprio. Get 20% off your first order of Native natural deodorant with code BERN at checkout Get 20% off your first order of Pretty Litter with code BERN at checkout Get 15% off your first order of Prose customized hair products with code BERN at checkout --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luann discusses how she became a housewife, who she is most pissed at, how she met Hannah, online dating, European men vs American men, getting vulnerable, how she stays so fit, her favorite classy drinks, how she's handling quarantine, all the projects that she is working on, and the reunion. Use the code BERN for 15% off your order at AthenaClub.com Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/BERNING --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Mike Cannon discusses being a bad office manager, what not to do when sending nudes, the power dynamic in his marriage, Hannah's comedian crush, discovering your family has mental illness, and we talked about a lot of random shit.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Heather McDonald discusses all the people she's blue balled in Hollywood, why she didn't lose her virginity until she was 27, how she decided to get into comedy, how to drop people's names on podcasts, why she doesn't have a Netflix special, setting the bar low as a mother, what she would do if she was a Real Housewife, married couples on TikTok and the moment she almost became a scientologist.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How she met her husband on Tinder, overcoming trust and abandonment issues, dating during quarantine, not needing validation, her opinion of Luke, her relationship with her body after pregnancy, affirmations, cheating in your dreams, and the struggles of doing a virtual reunion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedian Doug Smith explains why men like mustaches, the art of dog walking, dealing with acne, his heroic fight in the subway, social anxiety, and what it's actually like to be a Jehovah's witness,--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ziwe is comedy's "it girl" right now, being featured in the New York Times and Vanity fair in this month alone! She is a writer, comedian, and host of the hottest Instagram show right now, Baited where she makes white people uncomfortable. She is also a huge reality tv fan, fashionista, and activist. Sign up for your trial today at NOOM.COM/BERN To get a Beach Body FREE trial membership, text HANNAH to 303030 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

He discusses working with Bobby Flay, being a food influencer, how he met Rayna Greenberg, tips to succeed in social media, his daily routine, why he loves having female friends, his love of sushi, why he's been single for 10 years. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2 free months of Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/BERNING Get shopping credit towards your first order at ThriveMarket.com/BERN Go to Prose.com/bern for your FREE in-depth hair quiz and 15% off. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time for a REMIX episode of Berning In Hell X Off The Vine, the collab we never knew could happen but so happy it did. We get into all things reality TV, manifestation, insecurities, and relationships. We also talk about our biggest turn offs, why we're anti five-year plans, and we end with some confessions and sins.Go to Prose.com/bern for your FREE in-depth hair quiz and 15% off.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ashley Gavin discusses pubic hair regimens, quarantining with her girlfriend, changing careers from an engineer to comedian, the perks of rock bottom, why she was in therapy since she was 5, the worst way to come out to your parents, toxic masculinity in lesbian culture, how she lost 50 pounds, and how to actually meditate. Get 15% off your first order at athenaclub.com and use the code BERN Get 2 free months of Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/BERNING Get shopping credit towards your first order at ThriveMarket.com/BERN. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke introduced Hannah to Rotimi a couple months ago. He discusses growing up in Guyana and Antigua, the culture shift in America, playing Skeletor in The First Purge, why he decided to become an actor, how he met Luke at Abercrombie and Fitch, the Black Lives Matter movement, and how to find your creative tribe.Sign up for your trial today at noom.com/BERNStart your Beach Body On Demand free trial membership when you text HANNAH to 303030Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play!Enjoy your first week of EveryPlate meals for only $3.99 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com and using code bern1--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tracey explains how reality tv shaped her into the person she is today, being an out of control teen, her fear of germs, instagram mental break downs, getting cheated on, and how to negotiate for more money. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Taylor Strecker joins Hannah to explain what actually happened between Barstool, Dave Portnoy, Alex Cooper, Sofia Franklyn, Suitman, and Call Her Daddy.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Luke goes to hell and has to explain why he hasn't sent her maple syrup, the trials and tribulations of being really good looking, what he smells like, if he's sick of seeing boobs, if he fell out of love with modeling, his cunnilingus advice, and what he hates most about Hannah. Join my patreon for more piping hot tea. ThriveMarket.com/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.