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S1 Ep 79We Don't Deserve Dogs: Shitting Yourself & Psychotic Breaks

Dr. Lisa Lippman and comedian Richie Redding go to hell together! They discuss the time Richie shat himself on a date, sister wives, the difference between cat and dog people, Kevin Hart cheating, going on tour with Katt Williams, how they started dating, how Lisa juggles all her businesses, Richie's body image issues, and becoming sober. GET BEACH BODY FOR FREE BY TEXTING HANNAH TO 303030 Download Best Fiends FREE on the Apple App Store or Google Play. Listeners get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/BERNING --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 20201h 32m

S1 Ep 78Taylor Tomlinson: Quarter Life Crisis & Comedy Crushes

Her Netflix special "Quarter Life Crisis" is sweeping the nation, so Hannah had to being her to hell to discuss becoming a Fashion Icon, going public with her comedian boyfriend, breaking off an engagement, growing up in a religious household, finding the right medication, and the struggles of having a round face. Get 2 free months of Free Premium Membership at Skillshare.com/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 7, 20201h 20m

S1 Ep 77Hannah's Hot Takes: Professional Athletes & Sexual Healing

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Hannah's future sister-in-law joins in to give unprofessional advice and strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email [email protected] if you're going through hell or in a pickle!!! *ORIGINAL AUDIO HAD ISSUE AT THE END, REDOWNLOAD AND IT SHOULD BE SOUNDING BEAUTIFUL --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 202033 min

S1 Ep 76Nick Viall: Blowing Up & Glowing Up

Nick Viall explains feeling misunderstood, being a sex symbol, having 10 siblings, Peter Pan syndrome, being a worrier, his first season edit, not believing in soulmates, growing up religious, his passion for potato chips, and the time he slid into Olivia Munn's DMs. Special offer for listeners get 10% off your first month of therapy at betterhelp.com/BERNING Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! Listeners get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/BERNING --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 20201h 0m

S1 Ep 75Ian Fidance: Being Perverted & How To Cruise

Ian discovered he was weird and chats about toxic masculinity, ghosting therapists, being a closeted half homosexual, his boner origin story, cruising, sex addiction, why he cut his long hair, and opening for Dave Attell. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 22, 20201h 2m

S1 Ep 74Hannah's Hot Takes: Dating A Pedophile & Crushing On A Doctor

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Hannah's Mom joins to give unprofessional advice and very strong opinions on the demons you guys are dealing with. Email [email protected] if you're going through hell or in a pickle!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 21, 202026 min

S1 Ep 78Matthew Broussard: Handsome Autism & Long Distance Love

You've seen him on Comedy Central, Conan, Fallon and today, Matthew Broussard comes to hell! He chats to Hannah about how they hung out with Caroline Calloway the first night they met, the art of judging roast battles, how he fell in love with his girlfriend who lived in a different state, and being a good looking comic. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! GET BEACH BODY FOR FREE BY TEXTING HANNAH TO 303030 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 15, 20201h 2m

S1 Ep 77Andrea Allan: Fluffer Fetishes & Golden Showers

Comedian Andrea Allan discusses going full goth, having sex in public, being a love addict, animal transformation fetishes, being subservient in bed, dating a narcissist, and much more. Head to bboutique.co/giveaway to sign up and win your free vibrator! Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 8, 20201h 13m

S1 Ep 76Austen Kroll: Analyzing His Insecurities & Threesomes

Hannah objectifies Austen Kroll from Southern Charm and he reminds her about all their encounters from last summer. He explains how he feels about New York girls, why he is confused about his type, why he likes drama in relationships, his biggest physical insecurities, how long he should wear a backwards hat, his experience with adderall, dealing with depression when Southern Charm airs, an update on his beer company, the right amount of fame, and being super emotional. Head to bboutique.co/giveaway to sign up and win your free vibrator! Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 20201h 0m

S1 Ep 75Jourdain Fisher: Fear Of Confrontation & Mean Comments

Hysterical comedian Jourdain Fisher goes to hell and discusses being raising in the family business of funeral homes, how he started comedy, being a virgin until 22, dealing with acne, insane reviews online, and much more. Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipstation.com BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 20201h 9m

S1 Ep 74Rachael O'Brien: Plastic Surgery Secrets & Psychotic Breaks

Rachael was the first one on Vanderpump Rules to date Jax!!! Okay, now that we got that out of the way, comedian Rachael O'Brien opens up in hell about botox nightmare, why she thinks she's bad at reality tv, , why she moved to Los Angeles, small towns with heroin, being a big boned child, and much much more. SHOP CUTE MERCH HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! EVERYPLATE Get 3 weeks of EveryPlate meals for only $2.99 per meal by going to EveryPlate.com and entering code bern3. BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 202059 min

S1 Ep 73Alyssa Limperis: Loud & Aggressive Ladies

Her viral mom videos have blown up the internet but Alyssa Limperis is now chasing a dream to become a serious actor. The comedian opens up about her former track career, dealing with depression, growing up greek orthodox, anorexia, and dating after losing her dad. GET TIX TO HANNAH'S COMEDY SHOWS HERE Join Hannah's Patreon to get bonus episodes and get added to her close friend's list on Instagram! BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 11, 20201h 14m

S1 Ep 72Aliza Kelly: Astrology Haters & Hannah's Chart

The hottest astro bitch in the game is in hell today! Aliza is the first celebrity astrologist on the pod and she writes all the horoscopes for Cosmopolitan Magazine! She explains how she went from wanting to be an art dealer to an astrology dating app founder to becoming a professional astrologer, wtf it's like to read someone's chart, how she deals with haters, what fucked up stuff happened to her to make her get into astrology, generational trauma, her relationship with her inner child, the power of money manifestation, and going in depth into reading Hannah's chart!!! GET TIX TO HANNAH'S COMEDY SHOWS HERE BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 202045 min

S1 Ep 71Marriage & Martinis: Choking Your Husband & Hot Mess Moms

The first married couple to go to hell discusses how they met, why they sleep in different beds, being married with scrupulosity OCD, how often they have sex, the closest they got to a divorce, how their sex has gotten more wild, and much more hell. GET TICKETS TO MY COMEDY SHOWS IN LA, SF, TX, CHI, WI, NJ, CT at hannahberner.com SHIPSTATION Use the code BERN to try ShipStation FOR FREE at shipstation.com BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 20201h 14m

S1 Ep 70Lev Fer: The Primitive Brain & Boyfriend Dick

Get ready for the most epic game of heaven or hell ever!!! Hannah is worried if Lev is okay, he talks a little too much about anal, hooking up with bisexuals, celebrity conspiracy theories, dating funny people, creepy neighbors, Lev's body image, how he takes dick pics, hooking up with a virgin, and much much more. Grab tickets to one of Hannah's live comedy shows coming up in LA. SF, TX, CT, NJ, TN, NYC at hannahberner.com BELLESA Visit bboutique.co and get 15% off your new toys and free US shipping today when you use code BERN at checkout! GLOSSIER Get 10% off your first order on Glossier.com/podcast/BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 20201h 1m

S1 Ep 69Hoodie Allen: Cake Throwing & DM Sliding

Hoodie goes to hell and explains how he met Hannah on Instagram, why he's not attracted to Insta models, why he likes girls who dress like boys, the story behind Hannah's favorite song "No Faith In Brooklyn", his process of creating a music video, that time Romeo Miller slid into Hannah's DM, his special connection with fans, his worst gig ever, his dating history, and much much more. CLICK HERE TO COME TO A COMEDY SHOW CLICK HERE TO JOIN THE LITTLE DEVIL PATREON --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 12, 20201h 18m

S1 Ep 68Scheana Shay: Being A Sugar Mama & Bad Kisses

Scheana addresses being called a bad kisser on national TV, why her divorce doesn't define her, how she met her new boyfriend Brock, why she hates her hairline, why she was a bitch to Dayna, the last time she spoke with her ex husband, why she did her show in Vegas, her multiple hookups with Carl, freezing her eggs, her weight fluctuation, and how Stassi has inspired her. GO TO CBDFORLIFE.US AND USE THE CODE HANNAH20 FOR 20% OFF EVERYTHANGGGGG For $3 join Hannah's Close Friends List on Instagram here --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 5, 202057 min

S1 Ep 67Alex Boniello: Becoming A Broadway Actor & Anxiety Disorders

He is the first Broadway Actor to be on Berning In Hell! He played the troubled teen on Evan Hansen for 2 years and this week is departing from the show. He discusses how he got the role, why he is an interesting weirdo, how much he hates auditioning, dealing with external validation, getting diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder, exposure therapy, the first time he had an anxiety attack on stage, transcendental meditation, what he's going to do after the show, advice for performing at the highest level, being a witch and a Slytherin.COME TO AN UPCOMING COMEDY SHOW IN LA, SF, TEXAS, AND NASHVILLE!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 29, 20201h 9m

S1 Ep 66Kate Kennedy: Building A Doormat Empire & Not Being A Doormat

Kate built multiple businesses from nothing even though she didn't actually want to be an entrepreneur. She explains to Hannah how her idea went viral, why she hates self help gurus, getting depressed after following her dream, why corporate america rejected her, how she wrote her first book, when to actually listen to other people's opinions of your business, why she was always friend zoned, how she met her husband at a bar, overcoming trust issues, why she is struggling with the idea of becoming a mom, and how past life regressions can explain the root of anxiety.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 22, 20201h 14m

S1 Ep 65Olivia Caridi: Going Dutch & Destroying Everything

Olivia has a new man and new dreams. She chats about how she actually thought she would find love on the bachelor, not being herself on TV, why she had trouble getting along with the other girls on the show, being overweight growing up, her worst memories from the show, who she is currently dating and how her mom hit on him, starting a long distance relationship, reasons for self destructions, dealing with depression, how reality tv hurt her career, what she is doing now to pay the bills, and why she loves sad songs.JOIN THE JUICY PATREON HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 15, 20201h 3m

S1 Ep 64John Paul Jones: Romeo & Just Making Him Uncomfortable

Hannah tortures JPJ and makes him recite Shakespeare to her, he explains what happened to him and Tayshia, how he hates his voice, where he stands with Derek Peth, why he quit his financial analyst job and moved to Hollywood to become an actor, how he's getting over his heartbreak, his type, what he was like in high school, if he ever sends nudes, and how he's changed since The Bachelorette. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 I FORGOT TO PRESS RECORD THE FIRST 10 MIN BUT I FILMED IT ON MY PATREON AND IT WAS HILARIOUS AND SAD LISTEN HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 8, 202049 min

S1 Ep 63Dylan Farella: Chicken Parm Dates & Disrupting Social Media

@dfarella is known as "everyone's favorite internet bf" but he gets interrogated by Hannah to see if he is actually boyfriend material. He explains the worst date he's ever been on, not having sex on the first date, everything to do with chicken parmigiana, being a former fat boy, how he finds inspiration for his tweets, what his goals are in his career, why he doesn't love EDM anymore, why he has a chip on his shoulder, how guys feel bloated too, dealing with peer pressure, the strategy behind why his instagram page is black and white, why he doesn't want to be a boyfriend right now, and how to get respect. JOIN PATREON FOR JUICY BONUS EPISODES HURRR --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 1, 202053 min

S1 Ep 62Solo Bonus Patreon: Cheers To A Risky 2020 & Best Friend Breakups

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FOR 2+ BONUS EPISODES A MONTH AND ACCESS TO ALL PAST EPISODES SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON HERE YAYAYAYA This solo episode I answer questions that will hopefully PUMP YOU UP for the new year or at least distract you for 38 minutes from the existential dread of our existence. I answer questions such as: How often do you doubt yourself? Why do you think loads of women settle for a man who steals their joy and passion? Worst friend break up? What's the thing you wish you'd known at the beginning of making the podcast? How can we be funny and be taken seriously at the same time? What are ways that you practice self confidence and self-acceptance? How do you keep your head up when you get depressed/face a setback? ENJOY LIL DEVZ JOIN PATREON HERE Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 29, 201940 min

S1 Ep 61Grace Atwood: Bad On Paper & Good At Being Alone

Grace is an expert in personal style, organization, books, DIY projects, wellness, and travel. She talks to Hannah about making cat ladies cool again, finding a balance with eating and working out, how she is a hot mess at heart, her best book recommendations, her worst habits, and how the blogging business has evolved. Get 20% off CBDforlife.us with the code HANNAH20 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 25, 201959 min

S1 Ep 60Paulie Calafiore: Love Triangles & Making Mistakes

Former professional soccer player and reality tv bad boy met Hannah on a drunk night. Hannah asks if he's ever had a threesome with his brother, why he is a bad boy in the press, what he doesn't like about bachelor nation, how he and Danielle Malby ended, why he enjoys open relationships, how to get invited to NYC sex parties, how his soccer career ended, being motivated by failure but driven by success, the scariest thing he did on the challenge, his relationship with Cara Maria, why he has such a chip on his shoulder, how he got bullied in high school, why he was never afraid of being the villain, what he has learned about getting publicity, and the hardest part about dating in the public eye.. JOIN PATREON FOR JUICY BONUS EPISODES --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 18, 201959 min

S1 Ep 59Mary Beth Barone: How To Thirst Trap & Drag His Ass

Hannah should have hated her after they first met, but Mary Beth explains why she wants to be difficult to work with, how to be more assertive, the real definition of fuckboy, why she is attracted to dudes who are emotionally unavailable, dating comedians, why she is the crop top athleisure queen, how she doesn't have self deprecating comedy, how she doesn't dress for men, obsessing about food, control issues, not letting guy's distract you, why she quit wearing eyelash extensions, and why she doesn't want to have kids. GET 20% OFF THE BEST PILLOW OF YOUR LIFE (NIGHT PILLOWS) AT discovernight.com WITH THE CODE BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 20191h 7m

S1 Ep 58Ian Gelfand: Behind The Scenes Of Reality TV & Discovering Cardi B

Ian explains how he discovered Cardi B, getting bullied growing up, the importance of empathy, how to become a show runner in the business, how he balanced his busy career and marriage, how he knew his wife was the one, his friendship with 50 cent, why famous people can be very shitty, why he thinks he's lazy, and curbing your ego. LISTEN TO ME ANALYZE THE SUMMER HOUSE TRAILER ON PATREON HERE (posting it by 3pm on Dec 4th) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 4, 20191h 29m

S1 Ep 57Ashley Hesseltine: Micro Penises & Screaming

Ashley and Hannah bonded over buffalo wild wings before Ashley came to hell to discuss how her and Rayna don't hate each other, how they came up with Girls Gotta Eat, her different businesses, how a psychic predicted her future, their comedy strip club idea, if she still uses dating apps, her phone addiction, why people should scream more, wild stories from Panama City, the rules of FaceTiming, the best athletes to date, what she would do if Rayna got into a serious relationship, and how her dog changed her life.This episode is sponsored by CBDforlife.us - get 40% off on Black Friday and Cyber Monday--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 27, 20191h 19m

S1 Ep 56Mike Feeney: Irish Goodbyes & Chorizo Nachos

Mike explains how his wife trained him, when he knew his wife was the one, how Irish people and Italian people fight differently, the worst comedy show he ever did, why Hannah got yelled at in a Starbucks, types of audience members, how he was in a band growing up, tattoo regrets, growing up in Long Island, drug trips, white guys punching walls, the last time he cried, and meeting Leonardo DiCaprio, JOIN PATREON TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE DATES I WENT ON THIS MONTH HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 20191h 27m

S1 Ep 55Chinae Alexander: Loving Your Labia & Losing 70 Pounds

Chinae is a wellness expert and social entrepreneur who spoke to Hannah about making more money than your man, being an empath, having a quarter life crisis, losing friends, how she became an adidas ambassador, late night eating, people's patterns, if boyfriend's make you happy, why she never posted on social media about her relationships, recovering from eating disorders, why she doesn't use filters on Instagram, and the last fight she had with her boyfriend. SUBSCRIBE TO PATREON FOR JUICY MEATY BONUS EPISODES Get 20% off NIGHT pillows at discovernight.com with the code BERN --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 13, 20191h 22m

S1 Ep 54Dylan Palladino: He's 6'6" & I Flirt With Him

The sexual tension is palpable. Dylan calls Hannah out for being late and then drops a bomb on Hannah and tells her that is he seeing someone else. what he thinks love is, why he loves probiotics, going down on girls, how to involve toys during sex, why he's a psycho, how he knows if he's gay or not, why his ex ruined porn for him, how fame can ruin you, why he would do horrible in the army, and his celebrity crushes. JOIN MY PATREON! The first episode is meaty. I talk about how I got fired, behind the scenes on Summer House and more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 6, 20191h 33m

S1 Ep 53Krystyna Hutchinson: Cuckolding & Creative Masturbation

Krystyna explains why sluts are the best, how her podcast blew up after Apple rejected it, finding men who won't have sex with you, her cuckolding fetish, her first three-way, how she doesn't emit a sexy vibe, when they first masturbated, introducing toys with a significant other, guys with sexual dysfunctions, being boy crazy, how we hooked up with the same guy, why we broke up with our exes, how Hannah's grandma is sexually active, having sex with Chris Distefano, working with Corinne Fisher, how anal sent her to the ER, how she is starting her own podcast, and the secret to meditation. Get 20% off NIGHT pillows at discovernight.com with the code BERN JOIN HANNAH'S PATREON HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 30, 20191h 11m

S1 Ep 52Amy Ordman: YouTube Stardom & Cat Conversion Therapy

Amy Ordman is an Australian who moved to LA determined to become a youtube star. She also was determined to not ever come out as a lesbian, even though she pretty much knew since she was 13. Long story short, she became a YouTube star and came out of the closet. She talks about her experience at lesbian bars in NYC, how she only has a plan A, how she got scammed on craigslist, how we both have cats named Butter, why she went vegan, how she is friends with Rebecca Black, why she loves reality tv, the last time she was really depressed, awkward interactions, having OCD, being attracted to older women, and the meaning of her slingshot tattoo. BONUS EPISODES ON MY NEW PATREON! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 22, 201959 min

S1 Ep 51Andrew Collin: Puddles & Panic Attacks

Andrew explains how he became Nikki Glaser's best friend, what it was like being a professional dog walker, why people call him Puddles, pranking siblings, being a hypochondriac, real estate agent, fish monger, how he started stand up at 30 years old, that time he thought he was choking to death, how therapy changed his life, procrastinating, bombing, and Zoloft. GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 15, 20191h 19m

S1 Ep 50Caroline Calloway: Scamming & Self Obsessing

Hannah goes through all the accusations that Caroline Calloway is facing online and Caroline tells her what is true or false. She explains why she didn't write her book, why she didn't pay the advance back, her adderall addiction, what hell happened with her creativity workshops, why she took 2 years off instagram, why she doesn't do sponsored posts, how the media would have reacted differently if she was a guy, a tutorial of what to do if you get scammed, her favorite hate comments, why she has a vendetta against Seth Rogan, why she admitted to being greedy, how much truth was in Natalie's essay, who she thinks the real Natalie Beach is, why adderall was her drug of choice, her biggest physical insecurity, wanting fame, her magical relationship with pills, secret influencer parties in LA, the model who she was dating, her dad's suicide and ultimately how she plays the internet like a violin.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 20191h 22m

S1 Ep 49Nikki Glaser: Eskimo Sisters & Stand Up Specials

Nikki thought she hated Hannah at first because they dated the same guy, but after they met in person, she changed her mind. Nikki opens up in hell about her fear of intimacy, dating narcissists, how everyone is a mirror, positive affirmations, her boyfriend history, guys being distracting, what guys watching your story means, what's going on with her and Chris Distefano & Blake Griffin, how she is addicted to work, how she overcame imposter syndrome, what kind of girl she would date, how they are going to have a threesome, her face dysmorphia, eating disorders, and pooping. GET TICKETS TO SEE HANNAH LIVE HERE --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 9, 20191h 27m

S1 Ep 48Amanda Hirsch: Not Skinny & Not Fat

The woman behind the popular instagram @notskinnybutnotfat talks about cutting friends, how she makes her money, how she met her husband, how she immediately knew he was the one, how she doesn't have a relationship with her dad but still doesn't have daddy issues, why a little bit of anxiety and crazy is good, how she grew her meme page, how she never diets, how she became a certified Bravoholic, fighting with bosses, and being an entrepreneurial bitch.GET TICKETS TO BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN BOSTON, PHILLY, AND LONG ISLAND HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 2, 20191h 11m

S1 Ep 47Paige DeSorbo: Bad Taste In Men & Good Taste In Fashion

My best friend Paige explains why people think she's a bitch, what their first weekend of filming summer house was like, her boyfriend Perry calls in, our codependency on our moms, how our moms have broken up with our boyfriends, her child modeling career she never talks about, why she started seeing a therapist, how she used to have terrible taste in men, how she is a NYC party socialite, how she met Perry and he broke up with her, her chicken cutlets, her biggest insecurities, how to always look good, and her shopping visions.GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE SHOWS IN BOSTON, LONG ISLAND, & PHILI HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 25, 201956 min

S1 Ep 46Robby Hayes: The Sex Tape & The "So'" Moment

Hannah ran into Robby drunk at a bar the night before and asked him to come to hell. He agreed and probably regrets it now. He talks about how he believes being able to fall in love on reality tv, his drama with Amanda Stanton, if it's all a PR stunt, how he responds to DMs, what's actually happening with him and Scheana, dating a on girl on Siesta Key, why he dates so many reality tv stars, the sex tape drama with Lindsey Christley, how he met Lindsey, how he deals with hate online, how his parents feel about his career, he admits to using FaceTune, he explains his hairstyle, the company he started, his eating crisis after his swimming career, his workout routine, and how he handles his demons.--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 18, 201945 min

S1 Ep 45Mara Marek: 3 Divorces & 7 Broken Engagements

Mara grew up in a devil home with an angel street life, her mom was undiagnosed bipolar, she explains why she forces hugs, cocaine mishaps, making millions of dollars, getting hit in the head with a ketchup bottle, how her asshole broke from stress, and all her fricked up relationships.Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 11, 20191h 9m

S1 Ep 44Chris Distefano: The Italian Stallion & Brooklyn Sperm

Chris goes to hell and discusses why he doesn't stand for anything, being a zaddy, his unique sperm, how he would exchange physical therapy services for stage time, paying for dates, the power of saying no to opportunities, how he's had 9 pilots dropped and cancelled, CBD oil, anxiety Tuesdays, dating with a daughter, his off center nipple, codependency, his crush on Gwen Stefani, his favorite quotes, and how he really feels about his daughter. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 4, 20191h 2m

S1 Ep 43Kelly Killoren Bensimon: Social Climbing & Sanity

Kelly Bensimon has been through hell and back, so Hannah wanted to hear all about it.. She explains how to be a socializer, why Ashton Kutcher got mad at her, how she got discovered to be a model, how her husband wasn't her type, the weirdest engagement ever, her biggest physical insecurity, her workout routine, her experience on dating apps, why she thinks she would be better on reality TV now, why she jogs in the street, how she really feels about her experience on RHONY, why she is envious of JLo, why she loves getting angry, how she still gets hate online, and her issues with her ego. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 28, 20191h 19m

S1 Ep 42Your Mom Cares: Calling Out Influencers & Weird Friendships

The moms of Jonah Hill and Adam Levine, better known as Sharon Feldstein and Patsy Noah, are the founders of Your Mom Cares. They opened up to Hannah in hell. Sharon explains how she is hungover from her daughter Beanie's birthday party, Patsy explains how they met when they were 17 and are complete opposites, how mental health wasn't talked about when they were growing up, how creative minds are different, the crazy careers they've had over the years, which charities you can trust, how influencers need to be called out for what they actually influence, and their opinions on french fries. Check out Your Mom Cares here Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 21, 201952 min

S1 Ep 41Rayna Greenberg: Dirty Talk & Dick Sizes

Rayna opens up about career path since college, failing fast, getting boobs at a young age, how to dirty talk, the key to enjoying sex, when her fiancé left her the day before her engagement party, how her podcast has changed her life, drunk personas, cutting people out of your life, how often she likes to have sex, her snack addiction, working with your friend, and hooking up with exes.GET TICKETS TO THE NEXT BERNING IN HELL LIVE IN NYC HERE--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 20191h 9m

S1 Ep 40Lev Fer: Being A Zaddy & Breaking Your Brain

Lev explains whether he is a daddy or a zaddy, what he likes to be called during sex, his family's illegal businesses, why he refused to go to college, farting during sex, his cuddling tendencies, his first love, getting out of depression, that one time he overdosed on marijuana, the positives of anxiety, how technology is ruining dating, creative brains, emotional eating, having sex with friends, and why people like choking. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram @beingbernz Follow Lev Fer on Instagram @levfer --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 7, 20191h 21m

S1 Ep 39Drake Bell: Nostalgia & New Beginnings

He was half of the hit Nickelodeon show, Drake & Josh, but now he has a new song out called Fuego Lento. He opens up in hell about his traumatic car crash, being famous before the social media age, the beauty of nostalgia, reinventing himself, his twitter feud with Justin Bieber, the controversy when josh did not invite drake to his wedding, why he is jealous of Harry Styles, how he really feels about acting. and Paige DeSorbo makes a special guest appearance at 35 minutes GET TICKETS TO MY LIVE COMEDY SHOW IN NYC HERE Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 31, 201951 min

S1 Ep 38Andrea Lavinthal: Bad Moms & Weird Marriages

The Style and beauty director at People Magazine, Andrea Lavinthal, opens up about her unofficial marriage, how it effects her sex life, how she would murder her husband, losing attraction in relationships, her "japcent", why she hated being tall growing up, her daily schedule working as a magazine editor, being a bad mom, being a natural leader, what it means to have good style, why she thinks The Bachelor is over, her daily make up advice, her opinion on fake lashes, and panic attacks. GET TICKETS TO THE NEXT BERNING IN HELL LIVE SHOW IN NYC HERE Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram &Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Andrea Lavinthal on Instagram &Twitter: @andilavs --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 24, 20191h 13m

S1 Ep 37Ali Kolbert: The Female Mind & Faking Confidence

Ali is an amazing stand up comedian who you may have seen on The Tonight Show or at the Comedy Cellar. She opens up to Hannah about how she looks so confident on stage, why she's so good at insulting people,, putting the dream on the pedestal, having food noise, Crohn's disease, how often you should look in the mirror, the secret hidden lesbian community, how to test if a guy is gay or not, how anxiety fuels you, her favorite bravo housewife, the need to be funny. screaming into pillows, and all of her male/female celebrity crushes. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow Ali Kolbert on Instagram & Twitter: @alikolbert Use my promo code BERNING for 30% off HelloBody: https://hello-body.io/x1gh6 --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 17, 201952 min

S1 Ep 36David Yarus: Disrespectful Daters & Ghosting Etiquette

David is the founder of JSwipe and Mllnl. He matched with Hannah on Raya and ended up in hell with her. This episode he discusses how JSwipe became a success, how believing in abundance helped him deal with competition, how he combines being zen while hustling, the different kinds of love in your life, cornerstone vs capstone relationships, how to find the right person when you're older, the era of single empowerment, the epidemic of dating disrespect, why he is anti-ghosting, choosing fear and scarcity vs. possibility of abundance, identity theft, being too busy to break up, finding your zone of genius, fire vs ice anger, and at 30 minutes they come up with the perfect text to send instead of ghosting. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz Follow David Yarus on Instagram & Twitter: @DavidYarus --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 10, 201939 min

S1 Ep 35Francis Ellis: Fired From Barstool & Feeling Sensitive

Francis Ellis was fired from Barstool right before he was supposed to come on the podcast. We decided to go ahead with the interview to discuss the article he wrote that got him fired, what went down on his last day at work, why he was always anxious about getting fired, at 20 minutes he reads the controversial blog post that got him fired, at 24 minutes he reveals his barstool crush, he discusses cancel culture, how he started with barstool, why he enjoys playing sports with girls, how he's attractive for a red head, how he feels about summer house, his deepest insecurity, why he's so sensitive, all the jobs he's been fired from, why he thinks he wasn't a great fit for barstool, how to come up with new creative jokes, he admits he's vain, and discusses where he goes from here. Follow Hannah Berner on Instagram & Twitter: @beingbernz --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 9, 20191h 17m