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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop · Des Bishop

392 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

Berner Phone has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 392 episodes, alongside 4 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 410 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 55 min and 1h 10m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 36% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 1 weeks ago, with 26 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Des Bishop.

Episodes
392
Running
2018–2026 · 8y
Median length
1h 4m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Latest Episodes

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Biggest Gripes of 2026 (So Far)

Jun 22, 20261h 7m

Funniest Things Said During Sex

Jun 15, 202655 min

What Generation Do You Wish You Grew Up In?

Jun 8, 20261h 16m

Niche Collections

Jun 1, 20261h 8m

The Truth About GLP-1s, Peptides, and Fibermaxxing (Bonus Episode)

May 28, 202657 min

This Should Be Illegal

May 25, 20261h 11m

Des Solves Your Problems

May 18, 20261h 15m

Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)

May 11, 20261h 19m

Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)

May 4, 20261h 11m

Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 27, 20261h 6m

The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 20, 20261h 29m

Why Do Men Do This?

Apr 13, 20261h 13m

What's Bugging You?

Apr 6, 20261h 11m

S1 Ep 135More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

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Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Mar 30, 20261h 4m

S1 Ep 134Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

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This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Mar 23, 20261h 4m

Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo

This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Maggie on tour here.

Mar 16, 20261h 11m

Episode #132: AITA?

This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Mar 9, 20261h 8m

Episode #131: Traditions That Should End

This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.

Mar 2, 20261h 8m

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Feb 23, 20261h 6m

Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love

This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Ali here.

Feb 16, 20261h 0m
Hannah Berner