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Berner Phone

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop · Des Bishop

385 episodesENExplicit

Show overview

Berner Phone has been publishing since 2018, and across the 8 years since has built a catalogue of 385 episodes, alongside 4 trailers or bonus episodes. That works out to roughly 400 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a weekly cadence.

Episodes typically run an hour to ninety minutes — most land between 55 min and 1h 10m — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. Roughly 37% of episodes carry an explicit flag from the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language Comedy show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 3 days ago, with 19 episodes already out so far this year. Published by Des Bishop.

Episodes
385
Running
2018–2026 · 8y
Median length
1h 3m
Cadence
Weekly

From the publisher

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it's pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in. Dial in - https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/

Latest Episodes

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Irrational Childhood Fears (with Vittorio Angelone)

May 11, 20261h 19m

Is This Normal? (with Katie Boyle)

May 4, 20261h 11m

Wisdom from Your Grandparents (With Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 27, 20261h 6m

The First Song You Loved (with Caroline Baniewicz)

Apr 20, 20261h 29m

Why Do Men Do This?

Apr 13, 20261h 13m

What's Bugging You?

Apr 6, 20261h 11m

S1 Ep 135More Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

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Des returns with part two of last week's prompt, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" Let us know in the Spotify comments what prompts you'd like him to tackle next. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Mar 30, 20261h 4m

S1 Ep 134Things That Are Embarrassing That Shouldn't Be

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This week, Des is solo and fired up by your responses to the question, "What is embarrassing that shouldn't be?" From waiting too long in a buffet line to using the bathroom on a plane, Des breaks down some of the most unnecessarily embarrassing moments we all deal with. Leave us a voicemail: https://telbee.io/channel/msnxcnbe39nmb9rpvbi_eq/index.html FOLLOW DES: Tickets: https://punchup.live/desbishop Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/desbishop Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/desbishop X: https://x.com/desbishop YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Desbishopcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@desbishop5 FOLLOW HANNAH: Tickets: https://hannahberner.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hannahberner/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HannahBerner X: https://x.com/beingbernz TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@hannah_berner Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialhannahberner/ FOLLOW NICOLE: https://www.instagram.com/nicoleclyons/ Produced by Nicole Lyons Productions Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nicolelyonsproductions/ Website: www.nicolelyonsproductions.com

Mar 23, 20261h 4m

Episode #133: Advice With Maggie Hughes DePalo

This week, Des and Chris are joined by comedian Maggie Hughes DePalo answering all the dialers needs for advice. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Maggie on tour here.

Mar 16, 20261h 11m

Episode #132: AITA?

This week Des and Chris are back answering whether the dialers are in fact the a**hole. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Mar 9, 20261h 8m

Episode #131: Traditions That Should End

This week, Des and Chris are weighing in on all of the dialer's least favorite transitions that have got to go.

Mar 2, 20261h 8m

Episode #130: Cheesy Slogans To Live By

This week, Des and Chris are back on a dialer-heavy episode talking about their best cheesy slogans for life. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Feb 23, 20261h 6m

Episode #129: Craziest Things You've Done For Love

This week, Des and Chris are joined by Ali Kolbert reacting to the most unhinged things that the dialers have done for love! Ali is currently on the road with Hannah so check them out at a show and see all of their dates below Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Ali here.

Feb 16, 20261h 0m

Episode #128: Worst Financial Decisions

Des and Chris are back this week hearing the worst thing they ever spent money on and how much they spent. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Feb 9, 20261h 5m

Ep 127Berner Phone #127: Green Flags with Caitlin Peluffo

Today we're joined by guest host Caitlin Peluffo to talk about the dialers top green flags in dating and beyond! Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here. Get tickets to see Cailtin on tour here.

Feb 2, 20261h 21m

Berner Phone #126: Hills To Die On

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This week, Des and Chris are back finding out what hills the dialers will die on. Get tickets to see Hannah on tour here. Get tickets to see Des on tour here.

Jan 26, 20261h 16m

Berner Phone #125: Passive Aggression

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The dialers are sharing the most passive aggressive things they've done or had done to them. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows cookunity.com/BERN for 50% off with code BERN functionhealth.com/BERN or code BERN25 for $25 credit

Jan 19, 20261h 6m

Berner Phone #124: Little Gripes Part 2

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The dialers are annoyed by so much that we had to do a part 2. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' tour

Jan 12, 20261h 12m

Berner Phone #123: Little Gripes

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From nose breathers to doing dishes, the dialers are sharing the small annoyances that can ruin their day. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Jan 5, 20261h 5m

Berner Phone 122: Wildest Holiday Traditions Part 2

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We're back this week with more unique holiday traditions. We're in the thick of the holiday season so the dialers need a distraction. Put your headphones on, ignore your family fighting in the background, and enjoy this episode. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Dec 23, 202550 min
Hannah Berner