Berner Phone

Hannah is a solo parent to the pod this week and she's answering the dialer's burning questions. Shop at REVOLVE.com/BERN and use code BERN for 15% off your first order. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Revenge is an art and the dialers may have mastered it. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago. get tix to Hannah's tour get tix to Des' shows

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des's shows

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get ticket to Des' shows

We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to Des' shows

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. get tickets to Hannah's tour see Des live

If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. get tickets to Hannah's tour get tickets to see Des live

The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. Get tickets to Hannah's new tour Get tickets to see Des live

The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered.

The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her more traumatizing nicknames.

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received.

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm than good.

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are.

It's a new week, but couples are still fighting. Hannah and Des are back trying to save some relationships with advice on how to move past menial arguments.

Every couple has that one recurring argument they can't agree on. The dialers are sharing the small but mighty fights in their relationships.

Customer service is a b**** and the dialers told us all their most annoying interactions. From standing up to get a waiter to shaking drinks at a bar, Hannah and Des figure out if they were ever guilty of being bad customers.

The last episode of are you the a-hole was a hit, so we're bringing it back. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the a-hole?" we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Hannah is back and is passionate about this week's topic. Your notes app is about as personal as it gets, but the dialers are opening up to share the funniest thing in their notes.

The dialers are making their case for the best TV series of all time.

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? This week the dialers are sharing the best advice they've recieved from a therapist.

The list of things that should be illegal could go on forever. You might leave this episode annoyed with humanity, but you'll also feel seen.

The dialers are putting Des to the test and he's giving advice on life, love, travel, and becoming a yoga instructor.

Search history is personal, but the dialers are letting us in on their most recent Google searches. You can usually find Hannah searching tennis players, celebrities, and the latest documentaries, while Des is on WebMD and looking up ACL exercises.

Hannah's mom joins the episode to explain why we have to protect our energy and let karma do its job. The dialers share stories of when karma came back to bite.

Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Every now and then, we realize it's time for a spicy episode. The dialers are sharing the good, the bad, and the ugly of new things they've tried in bed.

We are learning, growing, and realizing things today because we asked the dialers to tell us "I was today years old when...". Some of these facts might change your life, but don't count on it.

The holiday season has come to an end and it's time to go back the office. Everyone has a coworker (or two) that they can't stand, so the dialers are sharing their worst work stories. Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/BERN

Turns out the dialers need a lot of advice...so we're doing a part 2 of our unprofessional advice. This week we're dealing with finances, family, and failing relationships.

It's the holiday season and the dialers were in need of some advice, so we delivered. Lines are being blurred in open relationships, some in-laws just won't take the hint, and our resident cat expert is sharing some knowledge.

Everyone has their quirks and odd habits. And this week, the dialers are revealing theirs in hopes that they aren't the one one. You'll either finish this episode feeling understood or questioning why you are the why you are.

A vacation can either be a bonding experience or the beginning of the end of a relationship. This week the dialers are sharing their worst vacation experiences with family, friends, and partners.

Family and friendship dynamics are complicated, but someone is always the asshole. Based on the popular Reddit thread "Am I the asshole?", we're deciding if the dialers are in the wrong this week.

'Tis the season for the biggest family fights of the year. Hopefully these stories of Thanksgiving conversation gone wrong will make you feel better about your family's holiday dysfunction.

Sometimes it really is better to give than recieve. This week the dialers are sharing the worst gifts they've ever gotten.

Des is in the hot seat this week. He's answering all the things you've ever wondered about men. This is the most dialers we've ever had call in and you don't want to miss this one. getjackblack.com/BERN with code BERN for 10% off seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN for 25% off 50% off at goodamerican.com with code BERNER carawayhome.com/BERN for 20% off

We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes. 20% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/bern Free shipping at quince.com/BERN free shipping mackweldon.com/gifting for $25 off menswear

Hannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life. 10% off cookware at Carawayhome.com/BERN 20% off bras and shapewear at honeylove.com/BERN 200% off tonal.com exercise machines with code BERN 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/BERN with code 25BERN 30 day free trial at dipseastories.com/BERN

Hannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes. 10% off skin and body care at oseamalibu.com with code BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 15% off all products at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 20% off and a free cat toy at prettylitter.com/BERN

Des is joined by the hilarious Joanne McNally this week. They're giving advice on dating a comedian, in-law issues, how to woo an Irish man, and correct emoji usage. Free shipping at quince.com/bern 25% off Daily Synbiotic at seed.com/bern with code 25BERN Save $15 on skincare at Apostrophe.com/PHONE $200 off your order at tonal.com with code BERN

The dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok. zocdoc.com/BERNER 15% off at lumedeodorant.com with code BERN 30 days free at dipseastories.com/BERN 20% off bedding at bollandbranch.com/BERN 40% off at hungryroot.com/BERNER 40% off 50% off at factormeals.com/BERN50 with code bern50 20% off CleanMyMac X with code bernerphone 40% off dog food at sundaysfordogs.com/BERN