Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

If you were about to get out of jail, what meal would you fantasize about? Who is Randy? These questions are all answered, and more, right off the bat! The Mommies are back from vacation, they are wondering why they took their children. Good thing they could put on "The Perfect Smile." Do you pee in the pool? Are you racist in parking lots? The fattest comedian working today just put out a dancing video, some people loved it - one person did not. We also get an update about Josh Potter's new business and, of course, TikToks. Jo Koy is a great stand-up comedian, who is known all over the world. He discusses his recent successes in Hawaii and elsewhere, performing in arenas. He also tells the Mommies about HIS Mommy not believing in him. Bidets, Japanese accents and Horrible or Hilarious are all discussed, plus TikToks... More TikToks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Forget "Old Town Road" or Billie Ellish, we've discovered the hit of the summer! It's been a minute since the Mommies were in the YMH studios, Tom tells us of his travels the last two weeks, including meeting one of Christina's TikTok stars! Josh Potter has begun a new career on Cameo and we get some wild updates from the other staff members at studio jeans. Plus, the Mommies were looking at new homes and discovered a specific criticism of one of the houses. Anthony Jeselnik is one of the most popular and hilarious stand up comics of our day, his latest special "Fire In The Maternity Ward" is currently on Netflix and is becoming everyone's favorite. Tom and Anthony compare parents, Anthony tells us about how writing for late night wasn't what he expected, roasting Trump, and Christina and Tom compete to see which of their favorite clips make Anthony laugh: TikTok or Horrible Or Hilarious? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new battle HEATS up as temperature gate comes to the Studio Jeans thermostat. Perhaps things can be settled in a round of "TIK FOR TOK?" 30 Seconds To Mars has entered into "Intro Wars" Plus YMH has discovered a lane of cooking that is right up our ally and another original prank call gem from the great Fart Simpson. Alyssa Milano arrives at studio jeans, but we are one pant leg short. It's just Tom and Alyssa. How much can Tom confess before Christina arrives?? Alyssa talks about her show biz life, her long history of activism and then she gives her opinion on some of our favorite cool guys. Soon, Christina arrives and we get to the bottom of lots more including the hit jam sensation "Teen Steam." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Master Of Accents starts the show. Deadass, would you go into a burning Burger King for your change? Maybe, if you're a TikTok. Christina has a whole new batch of TikToks today plus we get an understanding of how hairy Josh Potter is REALLY. Ryan Sickler is a comedian and writer who hosts a podcast right out of Studio Jeans known as The HoneyDew. Get on our channel where you find this show and make sure you check out all the great episodes. Christina tells us all how she hates helmets. Remember when seat belts were cool? Christina also shows Ryan some choice TikToks and Sickler weighs in on INTRO WARS. Next up is Steven Randolph. He's a stand-up comic who knows his way around certain "parties." Steven has brought in his own multi-media (which we can show portions of) in order to explain the type of "party" we are discussing here. Every wanted to upset a whole theater of epople? Let Steven show you how! Check out the video Bob Odenkirk inspired! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mommy Tina is back but so is the cockroach as Panty Aggregation is discussed. Plus Robert Paul Champagne has started his adventure into youtube and it's glorious. Christina provides perhaps the most special round of TikToks we've seen yet and Tom explains a follow up to the tree trimming video. Nicole Byer is a comedian who knows her way around a toilet. Check out what she did to a specific one. GO OFF QUEEN! Nicole talks about starting out on the hit MTV show Girl Code and then jumping right into headlining colleges. Her 2nd set ever was a show for Rutgers University! We also run Nicole through the Cool Guy Club in order to find her a potential suitor. Nicole also has some words of advice for Josh Potter in his quest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today it's just the Mommies and there is SO much to cover. First up, Mr. Positive from Pure Organic Dry Cleaning has a message for Mommy Tina. Who's cooler, Big Time Tommy or Mr. Positive? Intro Wars also take a left turn after we thought things were back to normal. Christina's work as a TikTok curator is attracting the eyes of award committees, this batch gets wild. How often do you brown? More than once a week? One member of the YMH staff doesn't even remember the last time. Pull your jeans high and tight and don't you dare call me Battarina. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode of YMH is sponsored by Manscaped.com! Use code: MOM for 20% off! Our Jeans are missing a pant leg today, so Josh Potter begins the show with Tom in order to discuss this man who hates Vapes. Plus, more inside info about the documentary that has changed the world - "Home Here Now: Robert Paul Champagne." Yay! Christina is back! Also in studio jeans is actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton, who you may know from NBC's Superstore or the FOX sitcom Son of Zorn, but you SHOULD know from his past appearances on YMH. Soon you will most definitely know him from his future as America's Premiere Raggae Comedian. Christina shows Johnny some TikToks, Would You Rather is played and reality shows are discussed. Next it's everybody's favorite Hot Dog and Gatorade comic, Geoff Tate. We get to see lots of COOL videos, play more Would You Rather and hear about a guy who has HIS own jet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As it turns out, the intro petition is gaining steam. Tom also starts the show bringing up his poll in regards to the future of "The Fart Mic." Thankfully Big Red is here to break up the tension. Your Mom's House continues to hear success stories about those inspired to start selling panties and feet pictures on the internet. Plus, more TikToks and an update on a recent appearance from Theo Von. The legendary DMC is now inside of Studio Jeans!! Tom and Christina realize immediately that he is not only one of the most famous people to have been on the couch, but one of the nicest. DMC tells us how he grew up worshiping Superheroes and how they inspired his music. We hear about how he met all the other legends he's worked with over the years including a hilarious story about Aerosmith. Pull them high and pull them tight, Mommy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ATTN: We here at YMH Studios would like to apologize on behalf of the entire production team for the error in the Intros length. We will strive henceforth to be diligent in providing what is required in terms of Intro expectations. We appreciate your patience as we look to rectify this situation going forward. A lively debate about who the "fan champ" is starts off the show before we do another dive into Christina's TikTok feed. What is everyone's "sneeze limit?" Christina also continues her evolution as she has recently discovered pop music. Plus, Tom discusses his recent stance on Comedy Club pay for openers in 2019. Amanda Cerny has had a whirlwind last few years. The Mommies get the skinny on Hef and the Playboy Mansion, show Amanda some TikTok studs and try to get Amanda to join the ever-growing "Second Hand Panty" industry with them. She's the best and we hope you like her as much as we liked terrifying her! Next, we have on Steve Byrne who has created an incredible documentary called "Simply Amazing" all about The Amazing Jonathan. You can watch it on youtube right now on the All Things Comedy YouTube channel! Steve talks about how The Amazing Jonathan came into his life, his time making Sullivan and Son and we see if he finds certain videos "Horrible or Hilarious." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're gonna cough, go do it someplace else." The Mommies have never agreed with President Trump more. There are some moments of tension as the intro length may directly effect the The Fart Mic's future. Bah-bah-bap-bah-dahhh we're lovin' it again. Have you ever seen video's of protesters locking themselves to things? Plus another round of TikToks and OJ joins twitter. Josh Potter has returned from his trip to visit Robert Paul Champagne, he gives us a tease of what to look forward to. Plus The Mommies reveal a trailer from the coming footage of the trip. Theo Von is inside Studio Jeans via INVITE. Theo is a funny comic who can be seen and heard on his podcasts The King and The Sting and This Past Weekend. Topics discussed include Theo's hair, growing up in the south and not watching porn. That's it. There was nothing else discussed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Your wish is the Mommies' command! Praise be the longer Intro! Miracles are abound today as we see how a man has overcome a very bad injury and what he intends to do with his new lease on life. Christina is worried about the poison in Tom's brain that he gets from watching murder shows, but the whole world is worried about Christina's brain because of TikTok. We see her latest discoveries. "Yo, that's a beautiful rainbow, doe" Tom is feeling the inspiration from the day and decides to embark on a new business venture in the "Panty" industry. Who better to call than The Fart Mistress herself, Charo! The Mommy Dome fills to the brim as Bobby Lee and Khalyla from the podcast TIGERBELLY enter! Things get off to a wild start as Bobby's feet are brought up sexually. We find out what TV show they have sex to. A Fakening strikes too close to home for Bobby Lee. The Mommies get an education on sushi shaming and it all rounds out with some wild brown stories. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello Mommies, her name is Battarina but don't you dare call her that! Christina starts this ep with showing us what TikTok's algorithm thinks she likes. And these are some of the COOLEST group of people you have ever seen! There's also a new show on TLC called "Too Fat to Transition" that Tom and Christina absolutely LOVE. The Charo Fart has touched so many lives and there is new merch to commemorate it available in the merch store! Tom and Christina give Charo a call to see how she feels about this great moment being commemorated. The impact of Charo's fart has been felt around the word and we want her to see it! Also, Tom and Christina have upped their coffee station game and remind everyone which coffee is supreme, plus one elderly woman goes for an extreme helicopter ride. Next, Josh Potter joins to discuss his pending trip to the Big Apple to see Robert Paul Champagne. Plus we get to see some entries in the "Make Josh Come" contest. You wouldn't believe how genuinely great these submissions are. We're all really excited for him. Finally, we have a Theo update you might not like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get ready for another high and tight episode mommies! We start off the show with a classic cool girl we know everyone will love. We then get into Christina P's Tik Tok profile and why the sites algorithm keeps giving her the coolest people on the internet! We then check to see who at YMH has the lowest Uber rating. What's yours??? A neat video for Christina, and couple SOLID entries for #HorribleOrHilarious . We then welcome our first guest, Jim Gaffigan! He tells us about growing up Catholic, starting comedy and finding his "style" and having FIVE kids! We ask him about the time a bunch of horse enthusiasts got mad at his horse jokes, and we run him through one of our favorite videos! #4strokegang Then, we have on comedian Andrew Collin, who actually went to high school with Tom and played football with him! He tells us about getting connected with Nikki Glaser, partying in South Beach with Lil' Jon, contributing to the mortgage crisis, hitch hiking, and much much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, Mommy! We have a high and tight episode for you today! We start off the show with a trailer for a new TLC show that Tom and Christina instantly fall in love with, "sMothered," which leads to one of Christina's most foul "Would You Rathers." We also get into PROOF that Tom Segura pre-dates any of those Tinder instagram accounts that are trying to steal his joke from 2014! Then Christina and Tom reveal a fantasy they have about their son's swim teacher, and Christina reveals a new scandal: Dental Floss Gate! What other things does she do wrong as a 40-year-old? Then Adam Ray joins the Mommy-Dome to talk about his new comedy album "Read The Room," long distance relationships, Game of Thrones, John Travolta, taking care of business on buses and planes, and an interesting video of a cool guy shoving somethin in a cool place. And straight out of Vestvood, we have Maz Jobrani joining the mommies as well! We talk EVERYTHING Persian: from LA Persian culture, to representation in the media, to Shahs of Sunset, we cover it all! We even uncover a YMH exclusive the Maz actually dated Mercedes Javid for a COUPLE years!!! Chips in a bowl! We also get Maz's take on some of Christina's psycho tendencies! All this and more on episode 501 of YMH! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the big 500, Mommies!!! And we're pulling our jeans up so high and making them so tight, your insides will explode. We start things out with Big Time Tommy! Take it ease! Have you seen John Travolta’s Instagram?? Christina is obsessed with certain TikTok videos because she's a #CoolMom. Plus, a very exciting Episode 500 treat, an appearance from Top Dog and Charo that you do NOT want to miss! It's TMZ-worthy! Our guest for episode 500 is long time Mommy and lead singer of the band Panic! At The Disco, it's Brendon Urie! He is just as excited to be in Studio Jeans as we are to have him! We learn how Brendon became a Mommy, some of his favorite YMH moments, we look at some new instant classics with Brendon and we also get to hear him give YMH the Panic! At The Disco treatment! Episode 500 is higher and tighter than everything that’s come before it. Try it out! Right now right now right now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saddle up, mommies! The Main Mommies got horses in the back! It's time for some Pony Play fun! Mommy Tina isn't just a regular mom, she's a COOL mom and she's discovered TikTok. There are some special people on there for sure. Many listeners/viewers have chimed in about Christina's weird lack of drying off and we also have a new Fart Simpson call! Plus, farts, John Travolta and a scandal regarding one of Tom's trademarked phrases! Next, joining us in studio is the duo behind the H3H3 Productions, Ethan and Hila Klein! They talk about their H3 baby that's due any moment and all the pregnancy weight gained by the husbands. Mommy Tina's love for BBC leads to a discussion about racism in pornography and would you rather be blind or have a micropeener? Ball Hogs, plastic surgery and H3's "Instagram vs Reality" controversy all get discussed, plus SO much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HELLO, MOMMIES! We're still reeling from all of the Robert Paul Champagne memes and content you've made for us. It's been overwhelming in all the best ways. Tom and Christina review some of the reaction to RPC coming on the show the last two weeks. Have you ever had a fart bully in your life? Is Emma Stone hot enough to be cast as Ryan Gosling's love interest? The Mommies debate. Next, Josh Potter is on the couch to wet our whistle for our first guest, Sera Gamble. Josh tells some wild stories of cyber stalking and is presented with a proposition by the Main Mommies. After hearing about some cyber stalking tales, Sera Gamble (writer and creator of "YOU") is in studio to give her insight into cyber stalking and how "Joe" in YOU has implemented social media to become a stalker. Sera also gives us some teases about the upcoming season of YOU and the story of getting the show out to the masses. Next, he played for the Seattle Seahawks, New Orleans Saints, Miami Dolphins and The New England Patriots, but more importantly, he played against Tom in High School. It's fullback and broadcaster Heath Evans! Heath and Tom reminisce about their time in high school and the small differences in their athletic career, plus Heath has some great stories from his NFL days about Bill Belichick, Tom Brady and Randy Moss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen, Mommies. It will be tough to top last weeks monumental achievement in podcasting, but we are going to "Try It Out." This week we meet a man who Duncan Trussell exposed Dr. Drew to recently. He's definitely a Cool Guy. Tom celebrated his 40th birthday, what did Christina get him?? A chain or a private jet?? Doug Mellard got ALL of us the gift of a weird Happy Birthday serenade. Christina had a shower revelation that even bewilders the Cockroach himself. Since we had Robert Paul Champagne on the Podcast he has been live streaming quite a bit. We review some of his recent posts and then give him another call. That's right, Robert Paul Champagne is BACK! Also, the legendary Dane Cook is on the couch ready to "Try It Out." Dane and the Mommies reminisce about old times at Dublin's in Hollywood and Dane goes through the roller coaster that he experienced while reaching heights of fame few ever get to know. He goes in depth about his brother stealing from him and his reasoning for improvising his special that was taped in Madison Square Garden "Rough Around The Edges." Also, Dane experiences a member of "The Cool Girl Club" and "Horrible or Hilarious." Next in the Mommydome is comedian Ryan Stout. Ryan can't smell anything, he literally has no sense of smell. The Mommies ask Ryan all the important questions involved with not being able to smell a fart or otherwise. Ryan brings up the "Maplethorpe Exhibit" and if you know what that is, you know what that is... Plus Mommy Tina thinks airpods looks like something coming out of your ears. Do you know what she thinks it looks like??? Don't forget to get Ryan's new album, Man in the Suit. NOTE: Every guest of YOUR MOM'S HOUSE Podcast is INVITATION ONLY. No guest is welcome with out a formal invitation from The Mommies. Dane Cook, Ryan Stout and Robert Paul Champagne have all been certified, invited guests. Thank you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Following Passover and Easter, The Mommies bring us the MOST holy day ever... Today we speak to the "Try It Out" guy, Robert! But before that we learn about Tom and Christina's first date when the Mommies ponder what dating would be like now. There is a Men's Hugging Group, which seems to be strictly social by nature!! Who on the YMH staff has the longest body hair?? We find out and award Zim with a Perfect Package from MANSCAPED. FINALLY.... ITS HAPPENING. The "Try It Out" guy is on the phone with Tom and Christina! We learn the answers to all of the questions we've always been wondering about and then some. We're home here now! Last, but certainly not least, from KIDS IN THE HALL it's Scott Thompson! Tom has had some of his dream guests on and now it's Christina's turn to fan-girl! Scott tells the mommies how he has PTSD from the AIDS epidemic in the 80's and discusses all the nitty gritty involved in his world at that time. Scott opens our eyes to a side of gay culture that we rarely think about. We also hear about Scott's K.I.T.H character Buddy Cole as well as another of Christina's favorites, and his future. This episode was hardcore fun and we know you mommies will love it just as much as we did! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Mom, Hi Mommy. Want to see a REAL psycho? This woman is popping off so much, she is reminding Christina of her mother, back when she would pop off. There have been MONUMENTAL "Try It Out" revelations. Tom and Bart Chrysler went on the "Truth or Dab" spin-off of Sean Evans' HOT ONES. Tom and Christina enjoyed another night at The Staples Center to see Los Lakers, but was there enough B.B.C to please the main Mommy? Studio Jeans is packed up tight today and the Mommy Couch is filled to the brim with some handsome men, RHETT AND LINK! Rhett and Link don't even remember how many projects they have but they are all over youtube and the podcast world. The Mommies find out how similar THEIR podcast partnership is with Rhett and Link's. Will their probing question drive a wedge between them?? The fellas share stories of dead cows, their humble beginnings, and bugs. Plus, we find out where they stand on being "Ride Or Die" with each other. AND a nice round of "Horrible or Hilarious!" All this and more on YMH ep. 495! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What can we say? The DOCTA is in! All time favorite of the show, the one and only Joey "Coco" Diaz AKA Mad Flavors World is down to spit game like no one else. Honestly, we're in the room but we're just along for the ride. No one has stories or can get away with more than our Uncle Joey. Pull your jeans up and get ready to laugh your nuts off. Every Joey appearance is an instant classic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a tale as old as time, mommies. Someone is using the microwave for FISH. Someone is ready to burn it all down because of smelly food people. Christina encountered a few smelly food people back in her telemarketing days. The main mommies went on an overnight trip that flared the TEMPERATURE WARS once again. Also, is TOMMY BAHAMA, the uniform of the DAD? And Tommy did a stand up set in Espanol. Next, the hilarious Kevin Christy jumps in and immediately gets into how appalling it is to sing out of context. The fact that nearly everyone hates their own bodies is revisited with Kevin AND have you ever tried to make a dancer sad? Finally, comedian George Perez is in the mommy dome and it is epic. Todd and Christine ask George EVERYTHING they've ever wanted to know about being in a gang and being in prison. You're gonna want solitary confinement after this one, Jean! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of our all time faves is the master of all that is spicy. Mr. Hot Ones himself, Sean Evans, is inside Studio Jeans. By now you must have seen Hot Ones, the First We Feast concept that puts celebs in the hot seat, eating progressively hotter wings while answering questions from the best host in the game, our guest, Sean. This one will go into the vaults as a fan favorite. There's love in the air, there's tons of water and the denim is thick here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Roast Master General is in the building. Hilarious, original and always evolving what a comedy special can be. Jeff Ross has always been a favorite of ours and this podcast solidifies that. Jeff is open and honest and slings that roast joke advice for all you lookin to toast someone. PLUS, Josh Potter jumps in the seat and updates us on his attempt to, you know, finish. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

My oh my. What a colossal episode this is. We step into a world of fun with our very own Josh Potter. He gives us some real insight into some super neato musicians and the super cool people who support them. R. Kelly being exhibit A. THEN, one of our all time faves - Wheeler Walker Jr. returns. He's married with a baby now, but will forever be the poon king to us. His voice is angelic but it's the way Ol' Wheeler doesn't hold back on anything that really wins over our hearts. NEXT, legendary Oakland rapper Too $hort is in the building with his Blow The Whistle co-host Kevin Blatt. Tommy nerds out on how Get In Where You Fit In was his high school theme music and how embarrassed he was to find out he quoted it incorrectly in his last special, Disgraceful. Blatt fills us in on the world of sex tapes - how to sell them and more importantly - how to make them go away. Epic episode, Jean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've got all kinds of goodies in this one. The creators and stars of Comedy Central's Corporate stop by for an honest, funny chat with the Water Champ and Christina. Matt Ingebretson and Jake Weisman are hilarious dudes who fit right in and amazingly, Jake suffers from the same problem that Josh Potter has - trouble finishing the sex. Can Jake coach Josh into creaming on command? AND Big Brown Brendan Schaub stops by. As always, hilarious and on POINT. He brings that BDE and the whole studio comes alive. Pull em up and leave em there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We had a construction team lay a new foundation in our studio so that our latest guest could be dropped in via crane. Bert KKKreischer, the notable, shirtless comedian and podcaster stops by with PLENTY of drinks for a sizeable party (but it's just him drinking). Lets be clear about something, BERT is NOT a NAZI. That doesn't stop us from having a blast with our dear friend. Every time Bert stops by we make memories that will last a lifetime. Be sure to watch Bert's specials, Secret Time and now The Machine both available on NETFLIX. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If the juice is expired, you should get a new juice, but if it isn't and you're just crazy - we are HERE for it! We have BREAKING NEWS as it turns out that Christina actually likes, wait no, LOVES crime shows. Who's the big psycho now? Dirty John is the truth and CP is obsessed. AND Jussie Smollett appears to be in some real trouble - we get into it. PLUS the great Greg Fitzsimmons joins us and as always is absolutely hilarious. AND Kyle Kinane is in the building - a long overdue get down with one of comedy's finest. He is really amazed by the McDonald's debacle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bruiser Brigade is in the building. Who knew that Detroit's own, Danny Brown would be such a natural fit in the mommy dome? Fit? We're talking first ballot hall of famer. Pull your jeans up over your ears and let this one remind you why you swore to the denim gods to begin with. AND, we found a guy that is SO COOL he actually breaks the mold of the Cool Guy Club and we think he has formed a new club? Just wait til you hear what this Nick fella has to say. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who cares what clips or drops we play during this episode. None of it matters because legendary hip hop MC, Big Daddy Kane is in the studio. We get to ask everything we've always wanted to ask about coming up in the rap game, writing hit songs and did something actually happen with Madonna?!? This is an epic episode that will forever live in Tommy's heart. From our jeans to yours, let out your best, SUP KANE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What kind of dude brings a dead raccoon into a restaurant? A cool SF dude. We have the tape to prove it. Plus, we heard that a fake orgasm can be detected if you really slow down the audio on it. Was Uncle Terry faking it? Here's a test. All time favorite derelict Yoshi is back! He talks about more medical experimenting, prostitutes and uses his astute ear to guess which porn performer is screaming into his headphones. Be sure to listen to The Last Days of August available now on audible. AND our original OG son, Redban stops by and we catch up on his ridiculous life. He's our big boy now and he also tells us probably the most disgusting story of all time, which is really saying something on this podcast. Also, Redban would go gay for about $500K. Not a bad deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This one is a game-changer. Get ready. First we share an astonishing update from the McDonald's people that will forever change this podcast and fast food. It's too good to share here. PLUS, what is really up with our Uncle Terry? Is he shameless or liberated? We discuss. AND did Tommy ruin a romantic shower with Tina by letting his raisin cake open up? Find out. We also have Neal Brennan, who is featured on Comedians Of The World, which just came out on Netflix. He also released 3 Mics, a Netflix original you should definitely watch. AND Pete Holmes who stars in HBO's Crashing stops by and gets deep in only ways Pete can. He isn't that tall, but he is very bright and made us have all the feels in our time together. Watch CRASHING Sunday's at 10pm on HBO. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sometimes reading the bible brings you peace and sometimes it reminds you that you beat your wife. Er, we better let the good Pastor explain this one. PLUS, the viewers had a lot to say about the new set. Will our corporate sponsor help explain the choices we made? We hope so. AND The Cool Guy Club keeps growing. What's that? Well, we just happen to luck out and have a lot of cool guys appear on our show. This week might have the coolest guy of all. He's a toy reviewer! AND the very funny Liza Treyger joins us in studio to talk about her love life, her fascination with porn and a lot more. We're lovin it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's finally here. We have moved...Inside Studio Jeans and we got our friends together to celebrate the new space and their new shows. It might be an upgraded studio but it's still Tommy and Tina and all the wonderful clips and conversations that keep your jeans so high and tight. When Christina was anxious last week what did Tommy show her to calm her down? It may not have been the best idea. PLUS, Louie CK's new set was leaked and ripped to shreds. T&C weigh in. AND, they are joined by Dr. Drew to discuss his new podcast, Dr. Drew After Dark where he examines clips from YMH and how Tom and Tina reacted to them. Plus Drew will talk to a comedian and explore what's going on under the hood with them. AND Ryan Sickler steps in for a hilarious conversation and to talk about his new podcast, The Honeydew. Sickler will have rotating guest hosts, and guests to discuss low points in their lives and how they found their way up and out of them. All the podcasts will be available on their own RSS feeds for download or on YMH Youtube channel. Pull em up! Finally Andrew Santino stops in and once again kills it in the guest chair. His new show, Whiskey Ginger Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well Jean, here we are. Another year, another pair of tightly worn denim. Sadly this is the last episode we will have done in the "old" home studio, but we are so excited to be moving to our new spot, Studio Jeans. Christina and Tom recall all the studio they've done the show in and explore a very nice young man who is looking for a nice thin virgin to accompany him to pain clinics. Plus, we have the FX producer from Tip Toes on the phone AND Josh Potter is back to not talk about serial killers, but instead, sex toys - much more fun, we promise! Happy New Year, go get it, Jean! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's back, comedian, radio-host and jitterbug dancer, Nikki Glaser is in the building for an instant classic. We review some of the cool, neat, raw men with Nikki since she's single and we think most of these guys are too. Plus Fart Simpson can retire now. His most epic prank call ever had us laughing so hard we played it 3 times! Goodnight, Julia! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uh-oh, better check all your previous tweets, thoughts, voice recordings and more! They're coming for you and want that apology. You giving in? Kevin Hart said, "No, thank you" to the Academy and comedians around the world are forever grateful. Plus we have the good stuff. An amazing YMH EXCLUSIVE! It turns out that Julia kept an extra video from Joe and she's held on to it all this time until now. We have that video! Get that vomit bag ready for another winner from Joe. Comedian/actor Adam "The Voice" Ray joins us in studio and he is a natural fit. Check out his podcast About Last Night that he does with another YMH alum, Brad Williams. We also have some video special affects that you'll have to check out the Youtube page to truly appreciate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oh. My. Jeans. This episode has it all: Farts, Serial Killers (not Tommy) explained in detail by Josh Potter, JULIA with the full story of how she received those AWFUL video messages! AND the great and hilarious KYLE DUNNIGAN joins us in studio to discuss his amazing instagram videos, his chaotic dating life, a faster path to SMASHING and how much $ it would take to spend the night with a lady nobody finds attractive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Darts? Farts? Why not both? Such a special thing to bring two beautiful things together. We have some really fun guessing games for you today in our Drugs or Mental Illness segment AND this Horrible or Hilarious is sure to make you HOWL! The "Julia" submissions keep making us laugh and you give us some great advice on Tom's scrum problem (Christina's mouth problem). AND the great Fahim Anwar sits with us to discuss his new sketch special GOAT FACE, which can be seen on Comedy Central as this audio drops! Go get it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeans are back up and on and thankfully no more fire in our hood. We are BLESSED this episode to be joined by comedian and podcaster, Ryan Sickler! His new album, GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF is out now and currently #1 on iTunes. It's definitely worth your time - go ahead and check that one out, playa! AND, Sean Anders the writer-director of INSTANT FAMILY stops by for a long conversation. It's real and neat and raw. This is one of our faves in a long time, JULIA. Mmwaahh! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fire! It's everywhere out here. This week is not your usual recording. We are alone, without guests and honestly more than a little freaked out by these outrageous firestorms. We wanted to try and get a quick episode in before we evacuate. We were able to have some laughs and just be super silly which was probably more for us than ever before. These fires are freaky and deadly and we're just happy we had a moment to get our family together before taking off. Thanks for all you thoughts, Jean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A dream come true. Tom Green, one of the funniest and most original voices of the last 25 years comes over and chops it up with the Mommy's. We discuss his incredible rise to fame, his dedication to his pranks, how his life changed and what he's up to today. PLUS, more ridiculous clips that you send in and a whole lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christina's new special The Degenerates is out on Netflix! Check it out, Jean. Plus this episode is full of ladies! Ladies who shut it down, ladies who yell and scream, ladies with amazing email questions and two remarkable lady guests. First, the great Whitney Cummings is a great, hilarious hang. We get into it with her in all the best ways. AND Kate Chastain from Bravo TV's hit show, Below Deck joins us to discuss all things Yachty. Get ready to fantasize with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The internet giveth and we taketh with pride! We have a solo act that we think you're all really going to like in a drug hazed, terrifying kind of way. Tommy can find comfort in an Aussie mate who also has what appears to be a most disloyal wife! Plus what makes you feel better than really cheap people who express how cheap they are on a reality show. Listen and you'll see what we mean. And the very funny and open Annie Lederman joins us in studio. She shares incredible and sometimes enraging stories about her upbringing and she's hilarious. Almost forgot we found a gem of a Rosie O'Donnell movie that we can't wait to watch. We have a sneak peek! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedy isn't supposed to be sexy. Try telling that to this weeks guest. Chad Daniels isn't just one of the best comedians on the planet, he's extremely handsome and a master of Road Beave. Just ask the women of Asia, where Chad smashed for a week straight a few years back when he was filming I Need You To Kill, the documentary he appeared in with Tom and Pete Lee. This week we feature more deeply troubled people. Are they high? Not sure. Are they mentally stable? Doesn't appear so. Plus you the listener writes in about bum kisses, ball tugs, grandma's too old for the toilet and so much more. More psycho test questions too - wish Jada Pinkett would take it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull up those jeans and tighten your belt, this one is epic. We bring you our first unofficial round of On Drugs or Mentally Ill? This one comes from Starbucks and this lady really loses it. We couldn't feel more connected to the barista that (apparently) told her to get off her phone. This is a rare feat for us since normally Tommy is plotting barista harm. Don't worry, later we find a customer who is Tommy's soul mate - for all the wrong reasons. PLUS, the great Josh Potter joins us in studio to share some of the strangest and most offensive adult entertainment he could find and it's as hilarious as it is disturbing. AND we have Felipe Esparza join us for a quality talk about comedy, life, drugs and a lot more. He's so hilarious and we already want him back. Check him, fools. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Burps? Yup. Face farts? Uh-huh. Jizz into a cup and then sip your own? You know where you are. It's another episode of the award-winning, life-altering, always enlightening YMH. More evidence that not only is Christine a snitch, she's a hypocrite too! Plus SNL alum Finesse Mitchell stops by to talk some ish and promote his new special, The Spirit Told Me To Tell You, coming to Showtime October 19. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pull your jeans up over your head. This one is a smasher. It's one thing to pretend to be disabled. It's another to do it so effectively that three separate caretakers change your diaper and wash your beans. Should we condemn or celebrate this disturbed man? Are Bert and Ernie gay? Uh, yeahhhh. Plus we finally solve the FGTRTD mystery, we read your emails and above all else we are beyond thrilled to have Ethan and Hila Klein of H3 Podcast in studio with us. They are delightful, hilarious and sweet to no end. Learn how these two Ted's fell in love, rose to fame on YouTube and more. Try it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have found him! A guy who doesn't understand what face-farting is, so he needs a demo. OH, NOW HE GETS IT! So many of you wrote in to express your disgust with Christina's lack of loyalty. A few of you agree with her, but there's snitches in every circle. Plus, could Tommy's parents have been any more weird about sex? No. An actual medical doctor listens to our show and he gives us the undisputed truth about air escaping via vag and butt. AND Andrew Santino, a fantastic comedian and actor joins us and we can say without question he is a hall of fame guest. Pull your jeans up, but don't touch your peepee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jada Pinkett Smith's body is just like Antartica and Iraq and Cleveland - it's really something! Is Christina loyal? Seems like she might be the type to turn Tommy in just for a simple murder charge. The great and hilarious Doug Mellard joins us in studio. His new album, Fart Safari 2: Fart Harder is not only the greatest title ever, it's also hilarious. We discuss Doug's awful tattoos, the first time Tom met him (after being attacked), emails from listeners and much more. Pull em up! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices