Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

STOP EATING FATTY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P realize that a portrait of YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne is missing from the Cool Guy Wall of Fame. This prompts them to revisit some of RPC’s classic clips. They also watch Michael Bisping touch a camera through the fence, revisit Garth’s very weird Ukraine video, and check out a girl that peels fruit with her teeth. The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks. Frankie Quiñones is a stand-up comedian, actor and creator. He joins Todd and Christine to chat about Cheech and Chong, weed culture, the similarities between goths and cholas, and more. They then watch some of Christina’s TikTok curations, as well as a cool video of a lion trainer being mauled by his big cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LA! Tom is doing a special event to celebrate the launch of his book "I'd Like To Play Alone Please." Come out June 23th at 8:00pm! Tickets available at https://livetalksla.org/events/tom-segura JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the Main Mommies have to give away their dog, Bitsy. They call Tom’s mom, Charo, who they are giving her to. CP also reveals she’s recently had several Pazsitzky Effects, and they wrap up watching a batch of TikToks. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s excitement about a recent Austin storm. They watch videos of an angry British dude, a cool guy with a PSA for the ladies, and more. Sal Vulcano is an improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss how they make “Impractical Jokers,” Staten Island, coffee and French fry preferences, doing whippets, and more. Tom shares some Top Dog stories, and they introduce Sal to YMH All-Star doppelgänger, the 10-12 Benadryl Guy. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com/ https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip! Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and Wheeler announces he has beef with Bert Kreischer! ChrisJeansa propositions Natasha Leone to be her new celebrity friend, we should Wheeler some of the best clips of the late Kevin Samuels, and they run him through Christina's latest TikTok curations. Get Wheeler's new album "Sex Drugs and Country Music" and on all streaming platforms! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new show has been added to Tom's tour in Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 11! Pre-Sale starts Wednesday at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face. Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group. Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we sho w Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice and he gives some to mommies who wrote in with questions about family relationships, late in life dating and bathroom policies. With that we discuss the late Kevin Samuels and Millionaire Matchmaker Pattie Stanger, we get an update on Tom "losing the bet" to his mom Charo, and take a look at a few Horrible or Hilarious clips. We look at a very upsetting batch of Christina's TikToks and Detroit Urban Survival videos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DENVER! A second show on July 24 for Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour has been added at Ball Arena. Pre-Sale starts today at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets! WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss which superheroes they think are the best in bed, Valley girls and Florida trash, the most attractive celebrities, the Margaritaville retirement community, Tom's run of shows in the South, and Christina's mammogram. They watch videos of a Cool Guy discussing Instagram models, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's strange message about the Ukraine, and revisit Tom's hostage hypothetical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Person at Studio Jeans." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusement park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s newly appointed government official who is also a pup play enthusiast. Also, there’s a new jukebox in Studio Jeans and Tom’s not happy about how it’s being used. They watch videos of a Cool Guy who is “not Jewish,” and update from Unk Shine, a dude defending the R word, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to. Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney. Christina comes up with a difficult Margaritaville-based Would You Rather, there's an incredible update on the Chad VS Chris feud, and we watch Christina's latest curation of TikToks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The third leg of Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour is here! Get tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale starting Wednesday, at 10am local Are your jeans pulled over your head? Tom Segura and Christina P open the show on a really special girl who isn't like other girls! Christina reveals she has a new kink that she is unwilling to reveal, we talk about Tommy Lasorda's SlimFast commercials and commencement speech for Tom's confirmation, and we discuss Netflix's "Inventing Anna." There's a #YMHexclusive about real bidets, Horrible or Hilarious gets kicked up a notch, and we discuss completely insane amusement parks with dangerous rides. We welcome baby Zollo to Austin, which means the entire crew is now in Texas! And we finish off with taking a look at Christina's most recent TikTok curations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said "okay" to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine war, and watch a video of a Texan who has decided to join the Russian forces. Then, they take a look at a guy who browns his pants while driving, which leads to a conversation about F'ing when you need to brown. Also, we have another video of Luke Bryan hunting and it is just as good as the first one. The Main Mommies also discuss CP's favorite show "Euphoria" and the new Victoria's Secret model who has Down syndrome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and "Ozark." They watch a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and new videos of Fedsmoker buying cigarettes and fighting with a church band. Then, Chris Larson faces up against the newest YMH staffer, Chad, to see who the smartest person at YMH is. The Main Mommies quiz them on basic knowledge and U.S. citizenship questions, and the victor is surprising! Jenny Pentland is a writer, childhood friend of Christina's, and Roseanne Barr's daughter. Her new memoir is called "This Will Be Funny Later." She joins Jean and Jean to discuss memories from growing up with Mommy Tina, watching her mom, Roseanne Barr, rise to fame, being babysat in the back of The Comedy Store, Tom Arnold joining her family, and her life now raising five boys. She wraps up by watching Christina's TikTok curations and Tom's "Horrible or Hilarious" clips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright. THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her classic gaslighting and extortion skills, asking Tom to give her $500 and other various gifts for basically no reason. Tom and Christina remind her about the gifts they already got on this trip, including a manicure, a pedicure, gourmet coffee and cookies, a shopping spree… but Charo saved Tom $500? What is going on?!? As usual, Tom gets Charo and Blanca to watch Horrible or Hilarious clips, TikToks, and Fedsmoker videos. Can they handle the trauma? Can Tom and Christina handle the guests? And who won the bet anyway??? Watch and find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join David Cross for the livestream premiere of I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Saturday, February 12 at 5 PT / 8 PT. Tickets available at https://officialdavidcross.com #ImFromTheFuture Pull those jeans up, it's time for another #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about people that choose to stay in their homes during crazy storms and hurricanes, watch a cool guy in IG trying to get his wife back, and debating if there's a difference between goths and Star Trek nerds. THEN, we welcome our guest, the incredibly funny David Cross! The main mommies chat with him about standup, recording his new standup special, and how he grew up. We then hear some behind the scenes of the classic sketch show "Mr. Show with Bob and David" and some controversy that surrounded the recent reboot on Netflix. The mommies and David then run through a scenario of a ground breaking new surgery technique that gives Tom a brand new bad-ass arm! We revisit Charo's incredible fart and how much Tom paid for it, which reminds David of a homeless person from his neighborhood. Lastly, Christina initiates David to the dark side of TikTok with her latest batch of curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at https://Jambb.com! New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in North Charleston, SC, and June 18th in Coachella, CA! Get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business and family, trying to raise children to not be cool guys/girls, and most importantly, brown routines. Later, Jim gets introduced to some of Christina's newest TikTok curations, Tom's latest horrible or hilarious clips, and even gets a taste of the world of pup play! Strap in and enjoy this week's episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours starting next week with an account at https://Jambb.com! It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conald Peterson, we go through another round of Christina's TikTok curations, and Tom addresses the recent passing of his father, Top Dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, we talk about rights, and philosophers and their life styles. We see videos of a cool guy from the UK harassing a female officer AND an old school FedSmoker interaction. What an episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the day. The moms saw a Charlie Brown Christmas with annoying people in the audience, watch one of the best trash talkers from one of Barstool's Rough N' Rowdy's, and we revisit the gag couple! We get into dad culture, Little Jeans' 5th birthday party, and massage chairs for Tom. We get to see FedSmoker working a case and take a look at Christina's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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YMH Live 7 is now available! Watch the stream this Thanksgiving Weekend while you still can! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ CHICAGO! Come see Tom live on his birthday, April 16! Presale starts this Wednesday at 10am local time. Get tickets at https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/04005AE7FAE32A7B and use code EVERYWHERE SPONSORS: - Head on over to https://Stance.com and pick out whatever styles you like. Enjoy the color and comfort of a life less ordinary… with Stance - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get your first refill FREE at https://GETQUIP.com/MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now, use promo code MOM, bet just ONE DOLLAR on any Thanksgiving NFL game and win ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS IN FREE BETS if either team scores a point. - Get 25% off your membership at https://Fitbod.me/MOM We start off this week of Your Mom's House Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P jamming to a classic #YMH banger, "Vocal Fry" by Gaping Dad! With all this vocal fry talk, we start talking about the family that made it popular, the Kardashians, and how insane of transformation Kylie Jenner has had over the years. That leads us to discussing the Travis Scott fiasco as Astro World. Tom then talks about going to sporting events with his dad, Top Dog, who has a real problem with parking/traffic anxiety. We open on a grandpa who gives an update on his brown situation, and we get another sneak peak at the primo googling skills Nadav has to offer as well as an update on airport codes! The mommies discuss how miserable Thanksgiving can be and give tips on the little things you can to make it slightly more bearable. We see the newest British rendition of our favorite garage worker and wonder what kind of revenge you can participate in legally. Eye for an eye? We then unveil a new FedSmoker video (to us) where he seems to be falling head over heels for lady he met at the district attorney's office of a town he's passing through. How would you react if FedSmoker started making a pass at you? We talk about Top Dog saying words wrong for almost no reason, like concierge, Joe Pesci, and Washington. We watch some cool clips of the guy with the pet liger and an old lady who claims to not have a stinky meow. Christina makes the claim that if Tom was single he'd be a "weird alone guy." The Apple store has one of the absolute worst in-store experiences of any company in the world, we see a cool guy withstanding quite a bit of horsepower, and we wrap with Christina's TikTok curations! Happy Thanksgiving and make sure you give thanks to those you're thankful for and try not to eat too much but also make sure you eat enough. Okay have a great week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH Live 7 is TOMORROW! Don't miss it! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Pack your bags for the trip of a lifetime in The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip, streaming only on Peacock. Go to https://PeacockTV.com to sign up. - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://JoinFightCamp.com/HOUSE to get an additional pair of gloves for free all November - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. - Take advantage of SimpliSafe’s early Black Friday deals and get 50% off your new home security system by visiting https://SIMPLISAFE.com/yourmom. This week, Christina P and #GloveComic Tom Segura start off with a jam from the past "Greezy" by Ghost Kru and get remember how cool Chuck Woolery was/is! We see an MMA fighter give a post fight interview loaded with YMH references, the mommies share what they did for their anniversary, and Tom reveals he really wants to get into some specific drugs. We test if Christina still has an aversion to vomit, we discuss all the variables that make a good road trip, and how only family knows how to make you crazy. Tom shares stories about Charo and Top Dog, Christina shares some stories about her cool dad, and we find someone at a city council who is as concerned about #BonelessChickenWings as Christina! We then hear an INCREDIBLE Fart Simpson prank call with a Charo sound board! We watch Chris Larson's November post and learn a cool car tip and get reminded that Thanksgiving is coming up! Tom and Christina watched the new M. Night Shyamalan movie "Aged" and are pretty surprised he gave himself such a big role. We talk about actors that don't age at all like Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Paul Rudd. We take a look at Leonardo DiCaprio's cool dating habits, how legitimately cool Jack Nicholson is, Steve Harvey's memo to his staff, and Christina's latest batch of TikToks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. This week on YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P. #TheGloveComic is back and he's putting that glove in your face! We have a super cool guy giving us a super cool message to all the ladies out there (with a Thanksgiving theme)! We talk about Anne Heche and Ellen Degeneres, bush sizes, and betas that don't eat butts. The main mommies are celebrating their anniversary and they're trying to figure out how they should celebrate 13 years together. Christina talks about Hungarian drinking culture and her cool dads growing up. We get an update on what Tom and Christina are watching: the new season of Netflix's "You," Game of Thrones and Squid Game! Why are Koreans so good at drama? Let's call Bobby Lee and find out! Christina brings her up her favorite new documentary out of the UK, "Breastfeeding My Boyfriend." We review some Horrible or Hilarious and watch some really cool confrontations in public, which leads to the main mommies to share some of their own crazy confrontations. Christina shares a couple stories she's never shared before (even with Tom) about what a lunatic goth kid she was. We wrap up with a bunch of heart felt TikTok curations by Christina! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH Live 7 is happening November 18! Get your tickets here: https://livestream.ymhstudios.com Tom just added a whole bunch of new stand up dates! Get your tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/YOURMOM to get 10% off plus free shipping! - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! - Go to https://MackWeldon.com/MOM and use promo code MOM for 20% off! Pull those jeans all the way up! Tom Segura and Christina P. joke around a lot about recreational substances, but they are legitimately considering dabbling in angel dust! Tom reveals a Pazsitzky Effect he just discovered, Nadav unsuccessfully googles the meaning of airport codes, learn about Demon pronouns, and talk about the statement Dave Chappelle released. We do a round of Horrible or Hilarious involving scooters and cars! We revisit the great debate of The Tongue TikTok Guy and if it's him making all the sounds, and hear the fans weigh in! We get a Garth update, and take a look at Vincent Gallo's merch store. Will Tom and Christina purchase his overnight services? We watch a video of a cool guy eating fermented meat, get an update on Kevin's egg salad sandwich, and look at your YMH themed pumpkins! And, of course, Christina's TikTok curations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chips In A Bowl Announcement! Christina P. is recording her Netflix special in NYC Jan. 22! Use code JEANS to get tickets before they're gone! 1/22 @ 7pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2077537 1/22 @ 10pm: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/00005B56D2087539 SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Download the DraftKings app NOW and use promo code MOM to get a FREE shot at MILLIONS in total prizes with your first deposit! Use your one glove to pull those jeans all the way over your head! This week on your Mom's House Podcast with Christina P. and #GloveComic Tom Segura, we test Christina's fear of vomit a bit more, which leads to her retaliating with one of her instant-classic TikToks! This then leads to a VERY heated debate how this cool guy is making some certain sounds. We get a wild update on Studio G's comment section, the "Don't Call Me Daddy" guy apparently doesn't like other things, and we dive into Burnt Crystal's puzzling deep love for himself! We find one of Tom's doppelgangers talking about Aegosexuality, a lady in a dope M&M jacket calling out a dude on the street, and over inclusiveness on playgrounds. Also, Tom is learning that he's actually starting to like Las Vegas! Maybe the key is to not be there for 6 nights in a row? We watch footage Ryan Sickler almost ruin a VERY nice racing car! And of course, we review all your club banger remixes of Cutter The Killer Clown's vocal track! We then wrap up with a batch of Christina's Toks that are definitely more uplifting than last week's batch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Go to https://HelloTushy.com/YOURMOM to get 10% off plus free shipping! - Check out https://FIVERR.com and receive 10% off your first order by using our code MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Pull your jeans up over your head for this week's YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on #GloveLife, Daddy Lalagon, and the new Brittany Murphy documentary. Chrisjeansa reveals some real neat Pazsitzky Effects just like when she realized boneless chicken wings aren't just deboned wings! We watch an eye exorcism, a mom who wants NWA songs out of the curriculum, and a lathe video that Nadav enjoys. We got weather updates, dental updates, and we check in with our dear friend Dr. Joe Kort for an interview! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top, and enter in YMH, to get a 60-day free trial, just in time for the holidays! - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! Your Mom's House Podcast officially makes its transition to Austin and debuts the first episode from the brand new studio! Tom Segura and Christina P also debut "The One Glove Comic," and we ask to please not comment "Daddy" under this post, for real. We then check out Chris Larson's newest social media post welcoming you to October with some birthday shout outs, giving some Halloween tips, and explaining what the weekend is. Christina then gives an update that she thinks her fear of vomit is over! So we try it out and put it to the test! We get an update from one of the all time classics Machines Within guy, someone stole Christina's name for her special, and Tom has a funny story from the road with Matt Fulchiron. Christina brings up an interesting development about the ol' poo pile story Tom's been telling for YEARS... Is he lying? We try and get to the bottom of how boneless chicken wings are made, and talk about some of the sweet Austin food the boys are trying out. Tom and Christina share what it was like when Brad Kreishler stayed with them a week ago... he drank a lot. Then we wrap up this show with some TikToks and debuting Christina's rap video with Kreayshawn! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you miss YMH LIVE 6? Don't worry the event of the season is now available to rent at https://ymhstudios.com/rentals! Go there now and witness the wildest YMH LIVE yet! SPONSORS: - Go to https://GETQUIP.com/MOM5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “MOM” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - For a limited time Rad Power Bikes offers flexible financing for as low as 0% APR! Plus FREE shipping. Text HOUSE to 64-000 today and get FREE shipping. JEANS UP!! This is the last episode of YMH that was filmed in Los Angeles' Studio Jeans. Tom Segura and Christina P reflect on everything that happened in this studio. They then follow up with YMH staffer Chris Larson about his monthly Instagram posts, discuss why Hobby Lobby is against Halloween, and recap Tom's show at Mohegan Sun. They watch videos of a cool cop supporter, a car wash dad, and a bunch more people flubbing Bert Kreischer's name. Chris Hansen is a television journalist and YouTube personality. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss the beginning of "To Catch a Predator," the most memorable chomos he's busted, Peter Nygard, and other stories he's currently working on. Tom and Christina introduce him to YMH All-Stars Robert Paul Champagne and Fedsmoker. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's going down TONIGHT! YMH LIVE in Austin, TX! Don't wait! Get your tickets for the livestream at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Get 20% off and free shipping by going to https://manscaped.com/MOM. - Go to https://Talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the promo code YMH. Today on YMH, Tom and Christina introduce their new idea for a podcast called Hawdies the Pod. Then, they discover how kids hide drugs, smoke alcohol and get drunk using tampons. Next, they look at new face tattoos and get find an update from a YMH cool guy. Afterwards, Tom and Christina consider going to a Garth Brooks concert and whether or not they could eat human meat. Last, they watch some videos including Tramp Talk, eating butter and Happy Thursday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Go to https://saatva.com/theshit for $200 off your order - Go to https://brooklinen.com and use promo code house to get $20 off, with a minimum purchase of $100 - Save up to 65% off your subscription when you go to https://BABBEL.com/MOM. - Go to https://WHOOP.com and use code “Yourmom” at checkout to save yourself 15% off today. - Go to https://LiquidIV.com and enter code "MOM" for 25% off - To get your first $5,000 managed for FREE, for life, go to https://Wealthfront.com/YMH - Go to https://ForHims.com/mom and get your first visit absolutely free! Hey there! It's another episode of Your Mom's House and there is a ton of important news and events to cover! First on the docket is pee. How not to get it on you when you go. Can you push too hard? Afterward we'll dive into this hit new show that no one is talking about called Game of Thrones. Followed by nonbinary parent names after that. Could YOU be a zaza or a dama? And as always our senior TikTok culture correspondent Christina P has a fresh batch of clips for us to explore as we "get the freaky stuff out." Then Kevin Christy joins the fun and gives us the lowdown on working in Sacramento, why sports players and coaches are some of the weirdest folks out there, and his take on Steven Seagal's interesting martial arts skills. Then Tom takes Kevin down his favorite rabbit hole of pain with some fresh Horrible or Hilarious clips. It's all coming up so don't miss it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm! With guest Jessica Kirson and musical performances by Czarface! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Go to https://Grove.com/MOM and you will get to choose a FREE starter set with your first order. - Go to https://Squarespace.com/MOM for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, and use the offer code MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Visit https://expressvpn.com/YOURMOM and you can get an extra three months of ExpressVPN FREE. - Head to https://policygenius.com to get started right now. When it comes to insurance, it's nice to get it right - Try Theragun for THIRTY-DAYS starting at only $199 by going to https://Therabody.com/MOM and get your Gen 4 Theragun today! - Download the DraftKings app now and use code "MOM" to get a FREE shot at the ONE MILLION DOLLAR top prize with your first deposit! On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina open the show by looking at young Garth Brooks, watching a new video from the King and reminiscing about their previous show with Shaggy and the Creep. Next, Christina and Tom talk to Chris about dating, what his turn offs are and try to persuade him to post more. After that, they watch some videos including an update to the Canadian driver's arrest, a wheelchair trick and a guy jumping out of a three story window. Then, they have a heated debate about the word impactful, Tom sings to Christina in Spanish and Christina reveals the time she knew she was in love with Tom. Last, they find out what Garth Brook's wife smells like, talk about men wearing shorts and Chris does his own version of a Happy Friday video. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YMH LIVE is back baby! This September 22 at 8pm CT! Get your tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com. SPONSORS: - Go to https://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage and type in MOM to get a a 4-week trial PLUS free postage and a digital scale. - Get 25% off, up to $10 value, and zero delivery fees on your first order of $15 or more when you download the DoorDash app and enter code YMH. - Download Best Fiends FREE today on the Apple App Store or Google Play - Get FREE chicken, burgers, and hot dogs in your first box when you sign up at https://ButcherBox.com/MOM! - Try Amazon Music Unlimited FREE for 30 days at https://Amazon.com/YOURMOM - Save 20% on your SimpliSafe security system AND get your first month free when you visit https://SimpliSafe.com/yourmom It's a very special episode of Your Mom's House today as Insane Clown Posse's Shaggy and his co-host from the Palcast, The Creep, stop by! First off, Tom and Christina discuss pitching a heroin hotel to Shark tank, the lost conversation with Dr. Joe Kort about being gay, straight or bisexual and take a walk down memory lane with Christina's old comedy tour posters. Then, Shaggy and The Creep stop by to talk about his various injuries, how McDonald's helped introduce him to the Creep and how they came up with pie fives. Then we run them through our favorite juggalo videos including a guy who regrets his ICP tattoo, scissor ASMR and Super Humman. After that, they go over Christina's date with the King, Tom's beef with Garth Brooks and Christina shows Shaggy and The Creep some her latest TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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