We Hate Movies

On the year-end episode of WHM, the guys are releasing their second of two shows—the first being Suburban Commando, released a few weeks back—recorded live in front of a sold out room, it's Batman & Robin: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! What was Mr. Freeze's endgame with that rocket? Was anyone surprised by all the penises and butts and nipples? And how doesn't Bane instantly commit suicide upon peering at his ghastly visage for the first time? PLUS: Steve spits all over the audience! Batman & Robin stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone, Michael Gough, and Pat Hingle; directed by Joel Schumacher.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this very special WHM On-Screen, the gang gather 'round to chat about the new Star Wars film, the pseudo-standalone prequel, Rogue One! Did we really need this many characters crammed in? What's with Forest Whitaker's robot feet? And was Peter Cushing on the Polar Express? PLUS: Mads Mikkelsen critiques Disney World. Rogue One stars Felicity Jones, Diego Luna, Alan Tudyk, Donnie Yen, Ben Mendelsohn, Forest Whitaker, and Mads Mikkelsen; directed by Gareth Edwards.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's show, the gang brings the Christmas cheer as they rag on the sad sequel, The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause! What's with the weird Mrs. Claus Stockholm syndrome situation? Why do we need the counsel of lame holiday figures? And why are we doing this It's a Wonderful Life/Back to the Future II alternate timeline crap? PLUS: Michael Dorn opens up a t-shirt factory. The Santa Clause 3 stars Tim Allen, Elizabeth Mitchell, Eric Lloyd, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Spencer Breslin, Martin Short, Ann-Margret, Alan Arkin, Art LaFleur, Aisha Tyler, Kevin Pollak, Jay Thomas, and Michael Dorn; directed by Michael Lembeck.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang celebrates another year on the air by talking about the totally great, Demolition Man! How did this whole society forget how life was a mere thirty years prior? What's with Ventura getting almost entirely cut out of the film? And did they really swap Taco Bell for Pizza Hut overseas? PLUS: George W. Bush loves Mountain Dew! Demolition Man stars Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, and Denis Leary; directed by Marco Brambilla.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang goes to Hell with Arnold & Gabriel Byrne in the ridiculous paranormal action movie, End of Days! What's with that breakfast Arnie blends? Can the Devil fart grenades? And who saw that Udo Kier death coming? PLUS: Darren McGavin is resurrected to play his classic character one last time in the new F/X series, Kolchak: The Nut Stalker! End of Days stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, Kevin Pollak, CCH Pounder, and Udo Kier; directed by Peter Hyams.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes a We Love Movies title as they talk about Ernest Dickerson's Surviving the Game! What's the cannibalism situation here? How did they allow Busey's character to get killed off so quickly? And what's with that trophy room? PLUS: Coming to NBC this Fall—it's the new hit comedy, Grave Diggers! Surviving the Game stars Ice-T, Rutger Hauer, Charles S. Dutton, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, and F. Murray Abraham; directed by Ernest Dickerson.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about insane Blockbuster Video late fee policies, creepy multiplex parking lot hitchhikers, one totally insane X-Men marathon, and a creepy dude getting creepy in the wrong kind of movie theater. PLUS: Chris Cabin—total babe. If you want your questions answered, or your weird/creepy stories read on the air, write in to the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this special Thanksgiving edition of WHM, the gang gives thanks for jokes by releasing a special live show—the first of two shows taped at the LA Podfest Preview Night—it's Suburban Commando: Live! at the Hollywood Improv! Recorded in front of a sold-out crowd, the gang weighs in on such important Suburban Commando matters like: why is Shep Ramsey offered a vacation after killing the space president? What kinds of artistic decisions was the Hulkster, as executive producer, making on set? And is Christopher Lloyd doing Hulk Hogan cosplay? PLUS: What's going on with this alien's genitalia? Suburban Commando stars Hulk Hogan, Christopher Lloyd, Shelley Duvall, Larry Miller, and Mark Calaway; directed by Burt Kennedy.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the guys welcome Justin J. Case back to the show to discuss the ridiculous nature disaster film, The Happening! How did Night think Marky Mark would make a believable science teacher? What's with Leguizamo's character letting that wedding secret slip? And seriously guys, what's happening to all the bees? PLUS: An extended—and we mean extended—conversation about hot dogs. The Happening stars Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel, John Leguizamo, Alan Ruck, and Frank Collison as the Hot Dog Guy; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang targets the second of three times the Fantastic Four has been "introduced" to film audiences when they chat about 2005's Fantastic Four! What is with the random nature of that cosmic storm? How do you not film a launch sequence when you send all main characters into space? And what's going on with the Thing's... ya know? PLUS: The guys create what will soon become the most popular comic book character of all time, who will then go on to be played by Bruce Dern in the film adaptation. Fantastic Four stars Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans, Michael Chiklis, Kerry Washington, and Julian McMahon; directed by Tim Story.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this On-Screen episode, the guys welcome back good friend, Justin J. Case, to chat about the latest—and greatest?—Marvel movie, Doctor Strange! Credit where credit's due, this run time is amazing! How do they rate Benedict Cumberbatch's American accent? And what's with these lazy stingers? PLUS: Stan Lee almost catches Steve Ditko with his rake! Doctor Strange stars Benedict Cumberbatch, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Rachel McAdams, Benedict Wong, Mads Mikkelsen, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Stuhlbarg, and Tilda Swinton; directed by Scott Derrickson.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's show, the gang goes back to Rom-com Land to talk about the totally insane, and genuinely creepy, Don't Tell Her It's Me! Also known as The Boyfriend School, the gang tears apart the film by asking such questions as: what's with the wardrobe at this romance novel convention? Why did Guttenberg's character pick the mullet? And does the creator of Ziggy have a case here? PLUS: Is that picture of the fat twins on motorcycles one of the greatest photos of the twentieth century? Don't Tell Her It's Me stars Steve Gutenberg, Shelley Long, Jami Gertz, Kyle MacLachlan, and Mädchen Amick; directed by Malcolm Mowbray.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang finds themselves stuck in a strange realm somewhere between the Halloween Spooktacular, A Side Order of Sleaze, and the closest they'll come to an election special, with the totally disgusting and ridiculous, Ghosts Can't Do It! What is with the way they're filming Anthony Quinn as a ghost? Is Bo Derek's character a Stockholm Syndrome-suffering hostage? And is that really Donald Trump? PLUS: In an alternate timeline, Donald Trump loses the election to the dancing chicken from Werner Herzog's Stroszek, who also happens to be a member of the Communist party. Ghosts Can't Do It stars Bo Derek, Anthony Quinn, Don Murray, Julie Newmar, and Donald Trump; allegedly directed by John Derek.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Halloween! On this special WHM On-Screen, the gang chats about the entire Halloween franchise and ranks each film! Where do the guys put Halloween III: Season of the Witch? What is the worst sequel? And what about those Hellbilly Zombie movies? Coming 2017: The Elm Street franchise? Cover Art by Felipe SobreiroUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys reveal some WHM origin stories, recommend their favorite post-break-up recovery films, read a story about abhorrent films to watch with your parents, and find out the absolute worst way one human being can ruin Blade II for another. PLUS: Hamster man a-comin'! If you want your questions answered on the air, or have some crazy issues you need us to help you work through on the air, write in to the mail bag: [email protected]! Cover art by: Felipe SobreiroUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang concludes their Halloween Spooktacular by heading back into Franchise Town by discussing the insane sequel, Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation! What's with the bionic leg McConaughey's sporting here? How many times are we playing that flashbulb drop? And are you kidding with that drive-thru pizza?!? PLUS: Leatherface and the Sawyers need to stop the rich jerks from buying the slaughterhouse and turning it into a country club! Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation stars Renée Zellweger, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Jacks, Toni Perensky, and James Gale as Mr. Rothman; directed by Kim Henkel.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular gets a hot stupidity injection as the gang chats about the final franchise entry to be released theatrically, Ernest Scared Stupid! Why aren't these parents doing more to keep their children away from Ernest? How is Ernest the only sanitation worker in this entire town? And what's with all the child kidnapping and peril in a supposedly family-friendly film? PLUS: A furniture malfunction sidetracks the guys for a few Dom Deluise-laugh-inducing seconds. Ernest Scared Stupid stars Jim Varney, Eartha Kitt, Austin Nagler, Shay Astar, and Jonas Moscartolo; directed by John Cherry.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's terrifying episode, the gang dives deeper into the Halloween Spooktacular as they take a look at the wretched sequel, Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers! Look how terrible this mask is! Is Michael Myers the only movie monster that can drive a van? And who's responsible for cleaning up that bloody bus station?! PLUS: Several wishy-washy Donald Pleasence impressions! Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers stars Donald Pleasence, Paul Rudd, Marianne Hagan, Mitchell Ryan, Kim Darby, and George P. Wilbur as The Shape; directed by Joe Chappelle. And be sure to catch us at the Jacob Burns Film Center on October 21st as we talk over the cult classic Death Spa as part of the third annual Halloween Movie Marathon! Get your tickets before noon on 10/12 to receive an early bird discount on your marathon pass! Other films screened that night are: Phantasm, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, Jigoku, The Greasy Strangler, a totally twisted preview right out of the Sundance Film Festival, and more!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, Chris Cabin makes his grand return just in time to kick off the 2016 Halloween Spooktacular as the gang riffs on the direct-to-video Pet Sematary II! Why did we need this stupid fake movie fake-out? What's with Clancy Brown's behavior at that funeral? And why does Eddie Furlong briefly become a villain? PLUS: Do NOT take your pet to Anthony Edwards' veterinary clinic! Pet Sematary II stars Edward Furlong, Clancy Brown, Anthony Edwards, Lisa Waltz, Jared Rushton, Jason McGuire, and Sarah Trigger; directed by Mary Lambert. And don't forget, gang, we've got some brand new merch available, so head on over to our Tee Public shop to check out the latest designs!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first WHM Mail Bag of season seven, the gang chats about what films they've walked out of, checked-out teachers showing their students the original Funny Games, projection booth flubs, horrendous Pittsburgh Batman fans, and listeners spotting people having sex in movie theater parking lots. If you have questions for the gang, or want your crazy/wild/weird/embarrassing/gross stories read on the air, write into the mail bag: [email protected]! And take a look at the great new WHM Mail Bag cover art, designed by friend of the show, the incredibly talented, Felipe Sobreiro!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang puts on their heat vision goggles to spy on Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man! What's with all this Nobel Prize talk? How does being invisible make him as strong as Jason Voorhees? And is that scientist looking at pornography at work? PLUS: Meeeeeeeeeeeeme watch! Hollow Man stars Kevin Bacon, Elisabeth Shue, Josh Brolin, Kim Dickens, Greg Grunberg, Joey Slotnick, William Devane, and Rhona Mitra; directed by Paul Verhoeven.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang decides to tackle one of the most infamous "bad" movies out there: Anaconda! How do you have a scroll with no narration outside of Star Wars? What's with that Danny Trejo suicide? And what in the world is Jon Voight doing with that accent? PLUS: Welcome to Slithers, the latest location in WHM's stable of fake drinking establishments! Anaconda stars Jennifer Lopez, Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Eric Stoltz, Kari Wuhrer, Owen Wilson, and the great Frank Welker as the snake noises or something; directed by Luis Llosa.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang goes back to school with Treat Williams in, The Substitute 2: School's Out! Is he really bringing luggage to a funeral? How many mercenaries retire to become teachers? And is that janitor living in the school's boiler room? PLUS: Rudy Giuliani goes for The Dip. The Substitute 2: School's Out stars Treat Williams, Christopher Cousins, Susan May Pratt, and BD Wong; directed by Steven Pearl.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the sooner-than-expected return of We Hate Movies the gang gathers back together early to chat about The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (and also to plug their newly added second show at the Hollywood Improv)! Why do we need to see so much Campbell Scott: Super Spy? Why bother cramming The Rhino into this already crowded mess? And are we really ripping off the Christopher Nolan Batman movies this much? PLUS: Stan Lee lights a jay and steals tons of other people's ideas! The Amazing Spider-Man 2 stars Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Jamie Foxx, Dane DeHaan, Colm Feore, Felicity Jones, Paul Giamatti, Sally Field, Embeth Davidtz, and Campbell Scott; directed by Marc Webb.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Original Air Date: October 1st, 2012 On this spooky summer rerun, the guys reminisce about one of the greatest Gary Busey films of all time, Silver Bullet! How does this mother allow her son to accept this crazy motorcycle wheelchair gift? How is Gary Busey not the werewolf in this film? And what's with this terrible narration? PLUS: Werewolves 'n Things! Silver Bullet stars Gary Busey, Corey Haim, Everett McGill, Megan Follows, and Terry O'Quinn; directed by Daniel Attias.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live in Rochester, July 16th, 2016 On this episode, the gang treks out to the Little Theatre to chat about the completely worthless sequel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! How could they cut the budget for these turtle puppets? How was no one concerned about the space/time continuum? And are we still talking about turtle genitalia in these movies? PLUS: An audience member gets publicly humiliated close to their birthday! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III stars Paige Turco, Elias Koteas, Stuart Wilson, Vivian Wu, Sab Shimono, and Corey Feldman; directed by Stuart Gillard.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Original Air Date: October 25th, 2011 The gang continues their summer break and reruns a really old Spooktacular episode on The Haunting! What's with Owen Wilson's Gap sweaters? Was this really the best way for Liam Neeson to discover a cure for fear? And isn't Catherine Zeta-Jones so hip trying to kiss a girl? PLUS: Baby ghosts! The Haunting stars Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, Bruce Dern, Virginia Madsen, and Todd Field; directed by Jan de Bont.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Original Air Date: January 17th, 2012 On this very sweaty summer rerun, the guys try to cool off by reminiscing about one of the all-time fan favorites, the show's 41st episode, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! How hilarious is this alcoholic doctor? Isn't it pretty boss that this California warlock wants to kill all the kids in America? And YIKES! with that sex scene! PLUS: The birth of Muldoon's Public House. Halloween III: Season of the Witch stars Tom Atkins, Stacey Nelkin, and Dan O'Herlihy; directed by Tommy Lee Wallace.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live in Brooklyn, June 11th, 2016 On this episode, the gang heads to Union Hall in Brooklyn to talk about the insane space debacle, Jupiter Ascending! What's with these half-humanoid, half-animal creatures? Did the film need all the incest themes? And look at those silly space roller blades! PLUS: A surprise guest takes the stage! Jupiter Ascending stars Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean, and Eddie Redmayne; directed by the Wachowskis.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Original Air Date: August 21st, 2012 The guys continue their summer break from production, but offer up a rerun on the totally ridiculous, Dracula 2000! What's with all these silly super burglars? Why does Dracula need to go to a Virgin Megastore? And hey, is that pop music sensation, Vitamin C? PLUS: Andrew squares off against Fred Durst. Dracula 2000 stars Christopher Plummer, Jonny Lee Miller, Justine Waddell, Colleen Ann Fitzpatrick, Jennifer Esposito, Omar Epps, Danny Masterson, Lochlyn Munro, and Gerard Butler as the Prince of Darkness; directed by Patrick Lussier.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Original Air Date: April 9th, 2013 As the guys take a few weeks off, WHM goes into Summer Reruns! First up: an episode from several years back on the insane romantic comedy, Addicted to Love! How are we supposed to feel sympathy for Ryan and Broderick's characters here? Will anybody be wearing anyone's skin any point in this film? And poor, poor Tchéky Karyo! PLUS: The guys are on vacation, but it sure is hot in the Asphalt Jungle! Addicted to Love stars Matthew Broderick, Meg Ryan, Tchéky Karyo, Kelly Preston, and Maureen Stapleton; directed by Griffin Dunne.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live in Chicago, April 16th, 2015 On this special episode, the gang chats about the all-too-fun, Predator 2! What's with Danny Glover crashing all those cars? Why is the Predator skinning all those dudes, but we see zero peen? And how come Gary Busey has to keep reminding everyone they're dealing with an alien? PLUS: One Internet commentator thinks this film is... completely underrated! Predator 2 stars Danny Glover, Gary Busey, Kevin Peter Hall, Rubén Blades, Maria Conchita Alonso, Bill Paxton, and Adam Baldwin; directed by Stephen Hopkins.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks sneaking into Will Smith movies over lame Star Trek sequels, and one individual who witnessed a man admit, in front of 4000 people, to discovering masturbation at age twenty--yikes! If you want your strange stories read on the air, or have urgent questions you need the gang to answer, write in to the mail bag -- [email protected]! We'll see you in September!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the season finale of We Hate Movies, the gang gets together one last time this summer to chat about a real We Love Movies selection, Con Air! Is Cage's character using Doritos as currency in prison? What's with that Dave Chappelle puppet? And why bother hyping up Buscemi's character so much only to do absolutely nothing with him? PLUS: Wilford Brimley watches Con Air, his favorite diabetes-related action thriller! Con Air stars Nicolas Cage, John Malkovich, John Cusack, Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Steve Buscemi, Mykelti Williamson, Dave Chappelle, Danny Trejo, and Big Daddy himself, M.C. Gainey; directed by Simon West.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Animation Damnation, the gang chats about the absolutely ridiculous cartoon adaptation, The Real Ghostbusters! The episode in question, "They Call me MISTER Slimer," originally aired September 18th, 1987. Throughout it's very long 22 minutes, the episode raises such questions as: Why does a ghost need to pay rent? How many abandoned subway stations do they think we have in the city? And what's with all those corporeal goblins? PLUS: Being the only cast member to see it so far, Andrew weighs in on the new Ghostbusters film!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang takes the #SBE2016 up to the stars to chat about the super lame sequel, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier! Featuring the exciting return of beloved cast member, Chris Cabin, the gang gets into the nitty-gritty of the Trek world by tackling such questions as: is that really just a horn-shaped piece of cardboard on that horse? What's with the sexy cat people? And is it really safe to free-climb a mountain with such a bad toupee? PLUS: Bones loves the Bizkit! Star Trek V: The Final Frontier stars Bill "William" Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, James Doohan, Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, David Warner, and Laurence Luckinbill; directed by William Shatner.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang throws a pool party while they chat about the biggest letdown of 2006, M. Night Shyamalan's Lady in the Water! How does a director totally waste such an amazing cast? Why are these apartment complex residents agreeing to help this crazy superintendent with this weirdo story? And what exactly are the contents of M. Night's character's possible hate manifesto he's writing? PLUS: Every sentence sounds better with the word "scrunt" jammed in it! Lady in the Water stars Paul Giamatti, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jeffrey Wright, Bob Balaban, Sarita Choudhury, Cindy Cheung, M. Night Shyamalan, Freddy Rodriguez, Bill Irwin, Mary Beth Hurt, and Jared Harris; directed by M. Night Shyamalan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to chat about the 1999 summer blockbuster disaster, Wild Wild West! What's with all the really bad green screened desert? Who thought Kevin Kline dressing as a woman multiple times would be funny? And isn't Kenneth 'Colonel Sanders' Branagh's plan a little too... Otisburg for your taste? PLUS: Was that Will Smith's genitalia in the first five minutes? Wild Wild West stars Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek, Kenneth Branagh, Ted Levine, and M. Emmet Walsh; directed by Barry Sonnenfeld.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys welcome friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read another round of zany letters! This time they're dealing with tales of rude, elderly movie theater patrons, Buffalo Wild Wings waiters with terrible taste in movie comedies, and dudes who eat way too much Long John Silvers before going to the movies! If you want your wild stories read on the air, or have questions for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of WHM On-Screen the guys take a look back at the explosive sixth season of HBO's Game of Thrones! It should go without saying that this episode contains a massive, massive, massive amount of spoilers and that you should not listen until you're fully caught up with season six in its entirety. And hey, put your tweets down, Eric, Steve, and Andrew don't sit around ripping on the show in this episode--they're all fans (to varying degrees)!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's show, the #SBE2016 rolls into Unnecessary Sequel Country as the gang discusses the totally unwanted, Another 48 Hrs.! How do they not set up the 48 hours time table in the final cut? Why are they not both private detectives in this one? And drink every time "Nick Nolte" says goddammit! PLUS: M. Emmet Walsh somehow goes shopping at a FYE. Another 48 Hrs. stars Nick Nolte, Eddie Murphy, Brion James, Kevin Tighe, Ed O'Ross, and Tisha Campbell; directed by Walter Hill.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Animation Damnation the gang chats about a horrible cartoon failure--the Street Fighter series! The episode in question, "Getting to Guile," originally aired November 4th, 1995. What was with that USA Network cartoon block? Why is E. Honda a hacker here? And why is the animation on the fight scenes so terrible? PLUS: Brainwashed into being best friends with M. Bison?Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 enters Video Game Adaptation Country as the gang welcomes the titular Vinny Brusco of The Vinny Brusco Show to join in the rant against 1994's Street Fighter! What's with the severe lack of street fighting in the film? Why are Chun-Li, Balrog and E. Honda all working for a global news network? And what in the hell are they doing with Blanca's A Clockwork Orange set-up? PLUS: A certain someone could be in David Fincher movies, Marc! Street Fighter stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, Ming-Na Wen, Damian Chapa, Kylie Minogue, Simon Callow, Byron Mann, Roshan Seth, Andrew Bryniarski, Grand L. Bush, Miguel A. Nuñez Jr., Wes Studi, and Peter Tuiasosopo; directed by Steven E. de Souza.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the #SBE2016 rolls on with the 1991 cult classic, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead! As the guys chat about this "We Love Movies" selection, questions come up including: What was with that deleted story arc where one of the kids killed the babysitter? Is that teenage kid really flying the Confederate flag? And what is with that Mr. Egg fella? PLUS: What if Star Wars never took off and George Lucas was forced into menial office work? It might sound... a little something... like this. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead stars Christina Applegate, Joanna Cassidy, Josh Charles, Keith Coogan, David Duchovny, Kimmy Robertson, Danielle Harris, and John Getz; directed by Stephen Herek.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang takes you into the weekend with an all-new WHM On-Screen talking about the latest example of cinematic turtle power, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows! What was the thinking behind that Krang voice casting? Take a look at that botch job they did with Casey Jones! And thank goodness Splinter finally took a bath! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows stars Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Laura Linney, Stephen Amell, Noel Fisher, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Alan Ritchson, Tyler Perry, Brian Tee, Sheamus, Gary Anthony Williams, Tony Shaloub, and Brad Garrett; directed by Dave Green. If you want to hear more of the gang talking turtle, be sure to catch WHM Live! at the Little Theatre in Rochester, NY on Saturday, July 16th as they chat about all things TMNT, but specifically, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III! Click here for show info and tickets!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza hits the high seas for the boring, totally unnecessary sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control! Why bother going ahead with this movie once Keanu dropped out? But if you are going ahead with it, why not make Sandy the hero? And how about writing a villain with a little more motivation than medical bills? PLUS: Willem Dafoe's weird, weird leeches! Speed 2: Cruise Control stars Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, and Temuera Morrison; directed by Jan de Bont.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of WHM On-Screen, Andrew and Steve give their thoughts on the latest entry into the X-Men saga, X-Men: Apocalypse! Did we really need Magneto to be taking up space in this movie? That Quicksilver sequence was pretty fantastic, though. And how much did Jennifer Lawrence not want to be in the Mystique makeup?! PLUS: Andrew fantasizes about Apocalypse being one giant, delicious, grape Tootsie Roll. X-Men: Apocalypse stars James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult, Oscar Isaac, Rose Byrne, Evan Peters, Sophie Turner, Tye Sheridan, Lucas Till, Kodi Smit-McPhee, Ben Hardy, Alexandra Shipp, and Olivia Munn; directed by Bryan Singer.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode of Animation Damnation the guys break down what is, without question, the absolute worst episode of the X-Men animated series, "Jubilee's Fairy Tale Theater." Originally airing November 16th, 1996, the episode showcases Jubilee's secret mutant power: telling garbage stories. After getting a group of school children trapped in a cave-in, Jubilee distracts them from their impending deaths by spinning a fantasy yarn where she's a magical elf, Wolverine is a troll, Gambit is a Robin Hood-esque creep, and Magneto leads an army of walking, talking suits of armor. All this because stupid Xavier had to go meet with the President!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the kick-off of the 2016 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, the gang welcomes back friend of the show, Private Cabin's Sean Weiner, to talk about the disastrous Brett Ratner mutant murder spree, X-Men: The Last Stand! What's with the off-screen Cyclops death? Why did they insist on keeping Magneto as the lead villain? And what's with all these deleted scenes and alternate story lines? Decide what story you're telling before you start shooting! PLUS: Be on the lookout for Wolverine's superfluous third nipple! X-Men: The Last Stand stars Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry, Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, Kelsey Grammer, James Marsden, Rebecca Romijn, Ellen Page, Shawn Ashmore, Ben Foster, and Vinnie Jones; directed by Brett Ratner.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this round of WHM Mail Bag correspondence, the guys read letters about gross arcades getting raided by the DEA, creepy dates with dudes passing off dubious movie trivia as suave lines, and a certain obese action star being a total ass to kids! If you want your crazy stories read or WHM-related questions answered on the air, write in to the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.