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On this month's Patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting effusively about beloved, action-packed space opera, Star Wars! There's no point in telling you three measly plot points covered in this episode like we normally do in descriptions, though. This is the longest recording in show history and we had a ton of fun talking about one of our greatest loves! If you don't yet have access to this exclusive, extra-long episode, check out this extended preview clip and have a listen to what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today to access the whole thing!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week on We Love Movies, the gang chats about one of the most beloved sci-fi/action films of all time, Terminator 2: Judgment Day! Is Robert Patrick's handsome visage the factory default for the T-1000? Who else was wanting more Danny Cooksey? And are S. Epatha Merkerson and Joe Morton's characters still hot and heavy? PLUS: Jesse Ventura lobbies Arnold for a very important supporting role! Terminator 2: Judgment Day stars Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Robert Patrick, Edward Furlong, Joe Morton, S. Epatha Merkerson, and Danny Cooksey; directed by James Cameron. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about eating lunch with Cat in the Hat stand-ins, dudes named Michael Myers getting messed with on Halloween, poorly timed pre-party bathroom runs in college, deranged haunted houses, and more! There's one more Mail Bag episode left for 2018, so get your holiday-themed letters in now! Write in to [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang attempts to make sense of the incredibly misguided family film, Ri¢hie Ri¢h! Why are these billionaires supposed to be the saviors of American society? Who thought it was wise to have the villain repeatedly shoot a child? And how long is it until those factory workers stage a coup? PLUS: Jesse Ventura subs in for Richie's personal trainer!Ri¢hie Ri¢h stars Macaulay Culkin, Edward Herrmann, John Larroquette, Jonathan Hyde, and Michael McShane; directed by Donald Petrie.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang travels to 12th century England to hang with Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, and the rest of the Merry Men in the nap-inducing, folk hero epic, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves! Who signed off on ANY of these accents? What is with that witch? And was there any scenery left after Rickman was done beautifully chewing it all down? PLUS: Look out for Arrow Cam!Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves stars Kevin Costner, Morgan Freeman, Alan Rickman, Christian Slater, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michael Wincott, Nick Brimble, Brian Blessed, and Geraldine McEwan; directed by Kevin Reynolds.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into The Nexus, it's a real race to the bottom as the gang chats about two totally disappointing—some might even say embarrassing—episodes of Trek! First, over on TOS, it's "The Devil in the Dark," which originally aired March 9th, 1967. This episode features all the disastrous Trek elements you hope to avoid like—OOPS! This content is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's special Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the beloved Peanuts classic, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving! Premiering on November 20th, 1973, this special includes beloved holiday elements like—OOPS! This show is for patrons only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang dives into the Multiverse to chat about the—fairly enjoyable—Jet Li actioner, The One! What's with putting Jet Li in all those silly wigs? Who decided to QUADRUPLE-DOWN on the nü-metal soundtrack? And does anyone remember One Night at McCool's? PLUS: Christopher Lambert is feeling very, very litigious!The One stars Jet Li, Delroy Lindo, Jason Statham, Carla Gugino, Dean Norris, and, somehow, Mark Borchardt; directed by James Wong.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length, patrons-only episode, the gang is jumping from Anville to Whoville to chat about the equally abhorrent, but really somehow not as bad as The Cat in the Hat, live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit early as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing like—OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang finds a way to drag out the Halloween Spooktacular for another week as they chat about the absolutely abhorrent, The Cat in the Hat! Why is Mike Myers doing Linda Richman for this Cat voice? How did that erection joke make its way out of the editing bay? And how did anyone think this was for children? PLUS: Ed Gein wins an Academy Award!The Cat in the Hat stars Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin, Dakota Fanning, Spencer Breslin, Kelly Preston, Amy Hill, and Sean Hayes; directed by Bo Welch.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Halloween Spooktacular sadly comes to an end, but the gang is going out in style by talking about the outrageous Wishmaster! What's with that pharmacist's brutal death? Look how great Kane Hodder's facial hair is! And how about that jaw rip? PLUS: God hates genies!Wishmaster stars Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund, Chris Lemmon, and George 'Buck' Flower; directed by Robert Kurtzman.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's spooktacular edition of the WHM Mail Bag, the gang is reading letters about obnoxious children ruining press screenings, eerie exes creeping out former lovers at college, a movie review website hosting a cinema event featuring a contest of dubious motivation, and one guy who almost lost everything just to meeting Doug "Pinhead" Bradley in the forest! We're now collecting emails for our November edition of the Mail Bag, so if you want your stories read on the air, or have questions for the gang, write in to [email protected] now! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang tackles two pretty great episode of Trek! First over on TOS, it's the sci-fi melordrama, "This Side of Paradise." Originally airing March 2nd, 1967, this episode features Bones giving a whole—OOPS! This episode is for our subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's all-new entry in the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular, the gang is tackling the Old Navy-styled, totally hip, post-Scream talky-talk chiller—Urban Legend! Why did Brad Dourif have to be creepier than usual when trying to save that woman's life? Why is there only one campus security officer for the entire school? And how is that dean allowed to just ban the police from campus? PLUS: Loose Loomis ain't got nothin' on Tara Reid's call-in show!Urban Legend stars Jared Leto, Alicia Witt, Rebecca Gayheart, Michael Rosenbaum, Loretta Devine, Joshua Jackson, Tara Reid, John Neville, and Robert Englund; directed by Jamie Blanks.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length, Patrons-only episode, the gang is tackling one of the most requested titles in Spooktacular, no, show history: Van Helsing! Why did we need to see Van Helsing chasing—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular rolls on as the gang heads back to Franchise Town to chat about the rotten sequel Halloween: Resurrection! Why does that little catfishing freshman never make it into the movie proper? Who had this much confidence in web streams in 2001? And where did all these decapitations come from? PLUS: Loose Loomis continues to broadcast... from Hell!Halloween: Resurrection stars Brad Loree, Busta Rhymes, Bianca Kajlich, Sean Patrick Thomas (in a special appearance), Daisy McCrackin, Katee Sackhoff, Luke Kirby, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Ryan Merriman, and Tyra Banks; directed by Rick Rosenthal.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the inaugural edition of the WHM Fall/Winter Preview, Andrew and Chris talk about some of the big films coming down the pike just in time for the beloved Awards Season, as well as some trash that's hitting theaters before Christmas! Seen between the Toronto and New York Film Festivals, the fellas are talking— spoiler free!— about films like Roma, The Favourite, A Star Is Born, Halloween, The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, If Beale Street Could Talk, Can You Ever Forgive Me?, Widows, and more! PLUS: Why are the people at Netflix such jerks?As our podcasting endeavor continues to grow, we hope to crank out more special programs like this one! So if you haven't taken a look at our Patreon mission, why not head on over and give it a gander?!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about a supposed Halloween-themed episode of The Smurfs! The episode in question, "All Hallows' Eve," which originally aired November the 5th, 1983, features such terrifying elements as: Jokey Smurf's—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular continues as the gang tackles a horror film so bad, they pretended it was intentionally a horror comedy, Man's Best Friend! What's with Lance Henriksen's baggy denim ensemble? Why are those two security guards so scuzzy? And why did the dog need to pee acid? PLUS: Andre the Giant needs some wine after that salacious Hulk Hogan comment!Man's Best Friend stars Ally Sheedy, Lance Henriksen, Robert Costanzo, Fredric Lehne, John Cassini, J.D. Daniels, and William Sanderson; directed by John Lafia.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2018 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear as the gang talks about the insane and unnecessary sequel, Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth! Why does this sleazy guy have a business that's half gross gutter club, half five-star restaurant? Why does Pinhead need tasty blood to be resurrected? And who is naming all these Cenobites? PLUS: Pinhead gives Jay Leno his big break!Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth stars Terry Farrell, Doug Bradley, Kevin Bernhardt, Paula Marshall, and Ken Carpenter as "Doc the Cameraman;" directed by Anthony Hickcox.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finally— It's the return of the WHM Mail Bag! This month, the gang is reading letters about dads renting porno movies, people getting scared out of theaters playing horror films, incredibly selfish grandparents, fans ruining an actor's Thanksgiving Eve and more! PLUS: It's Tom Cruise in a hat!If you have any SPOOOOOOOOOOKY stories (or other weird, awkward, funny stories) you want read on the October Mail Bag, write in now! Send your stories and questions to [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang tackles the confused, wrong-headed, obnoxious remake, The Stepford Wives! With a film like this, being remade in the 21st century, why not attach some women to the writer/director roles, eh, Paramount? What does this film think it's trying to say? Why are we forced to think about Broderick's junk? And why. in. the. WORLD could they not decide between ROBOTS OR MICROCHIPS?! PLUS: Is this episode the first time Jimmy Durante was mentioned on a podcast? The Stepford Wives stars Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Glenn Close, Roger Bart, Christopher Walken, Jon Lovitz, and Faith Hill; directed by Frank Oz.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's all-new trip into the Magic Ribbon, the gang is chatting about two action-packed episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, the episode in question, "A Taste of Armageddon," originally aired February 23rd, 1967 and features the Enterprise pulling up on yet another—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access this full-length episode of The Nexus, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the wretched, but enjoyable, sci-fi sequel, Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem! How could they not get any name actor to star— or even co-star!— in this film? Why are those kids just sitting there doing literally nothing when the pizza is delivered? How could they not showcase any more of the Predator home world? PLUS: Could embattled actor/wrassler/media sue-er, Hulk Hogan have had a starring role in the Predator franchise? PLUS PLUS: Where are all the beefcakes?Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem stars Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth, John Ortiz, Johnny Lewis, Ariel Gade, Kristen Hager, Sam Trammell, and Robert Joy; directed by The Brothers Strause.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the weird, silly and cheap George Lucas product, Star Wars: Droids! The episode in question, "A Race to the Finish," originally aired September 28th, 1985, and features such elements as— OOPS! The rest of this episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, please have a visit over to our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang chats about the complete and total misfire that is Masterminds! How much of the film features Patrick Stewart wearing a fake mustache? What's with this vague television business deal side plot? And how nuts is it that this best friend's serious nickname is K-Dawg? PLUS: Brad Whitford?Masterminds stars Patrick Stewart, Vincent Kartheiser, Brenda Fricker, Bradley "Brad" Whitford, and Callum Keith Rennie; directed by Roger Christian.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's patrons-only full-length episode, the gang is chatting about the outrageously pointless, Steven Spielrock-directed, pop culture orgy, Ready Player One! Why is an entire society obsessed with—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full conversation about Ready Player One, head on over to our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the season premiere of We Hate Movies, the guys kick things off with a Bedrock-bang as they chat about the insane live-action adaptation, The Flintstones! Was John Goodman wearing any undies during filming? Did a movie about the Flintstones really need lynching? And what kind of script needs 35 writers? PLUS: Steven Spielrock taunts Gorge Lucas on the phone!The Flintstones stars John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Kyle MacLachlan, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Taylor, and Dann Florek; directed by Brian Levant.Be sure to check out all the new merch designs in our Tee Public store, including new work from Felipe Sobreiro, Carolyn Nowak, and P.L. Boucher!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at The Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MDOn the final Summer Vacation Live of 2018, it's a real WLM situation as the gang chats about the ridiculously entertaining Stallone vehicle, Cobra! What was he thinking putting that newspaper inside a backyard grill like that? What childhood trauma led Cobretti to cut his frozen pizza with scissors? And is this the worst police sketch in film history? PLUS: Would a Halloween film written and starring Stallone work? (Probably not.)Cobra stars Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson, Brian Thompson, Lee Garlington, Art LaFleur, and David Rasche; directed by George P. Cosmatos.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting about two monumental episodes of Trek! First, on TOS, it's finally time to cover the first meeting with Khan in "Space Seed"! Originally airing February 16th, 1967, this episode features Kirk being— OOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the full-length episode, check out our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at The Back Room @ Colectivo in Milwaukee, WIOn this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang is chatting about the off-the-wall 1990's comic book adaptation, Tank Girl! What's the deal with all the animated cut scenes? Why did they bother trying to sex-ify that delousing powder shower scene? And how dare they take an hour to introduce Ice-T?! PLUS: Look out for Batman's latest nemesis, Downloader! Tank Girl stars Lori Petty, Naomi Watts, Ice-T, Malcolm McDowell, Reg E. Cathey, James Hong, Ann Cusack, and an unfortunate appearance by Iggy Pop; directed by Rachel Talalay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's all-new PATRONS-ONLY bonus episode, the gang chats about one of the most deceptively titled slashers in horror history: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Why are both of these teachers so horny for... OOPS! This episode is only available to our subscribers. To access the full-length show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at City Winery in Chicago, ILOn this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the best worst fan film ever made, Jason X! Why couldn't they film even one, single scene outside? How much money are these space scientists actually getting for crates of standard def DVDs? And how do all these people, 400 years in the future, know this much about Jason Voorhees? PLUS: Kane Hodder— method actor? Jason X stars Kane Hodder, Lexa Doig, David Cronenberg, Jonathan Potts, Lisa Ryder, Dov Tiefenbach, Chuck Campbell, Peter Mensah, and Melody Johnson; directed by James Isaac.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies

Recorded live at the Abrons Art Center on the Lower East Side of Manhattan— Part of the 2018 NYC Podfest.On this week's Summer Vacation Live, the gang chats about the abhorrent, feature-length commercial for a keyboard add-on you can download for free, The Emoji Movie! How does time pass in the twisted Emoji realm known as, ugh, Textopolis? How come Sir Pooptrick Stewart didn't have a bigger role? And why in the world, after meeting him in person, would anyone hire T.J. Miller for anything? PLUS: Returning for its second season this fall, it's the beloved television classic that took the nation by storm, the one and only— wait, what's that? Oh, never mind. Hey, everyone, Alex, Inc. was cancelled after 10 episodes!The Emoji Movie stars Patrick Stewart, James Corden, Anna Faris, Maya Rudolph, Steven Wright, Jennifer Coolidge, Christina Aguilera, Sofia Vergara, Rachael Ray, Sean Hayes, Jeff Ross, and—last, and certainly least— T.J. Miller; directed by Tony Leondis.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's trip to Toon Town, the guys chat about what might be, in some people's opinion (Andrew's), one of the greatest cartoons of all time, Rambo! The ri-DIC-ulous episode in question, "Battlefield Bronx," originally aired April 16th, 1986 and features such amazing elements as— OOPS! This episode is for our Patreon subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with countless hours of Animation Damnation, The Nexus (our Star Trek podcast), sync-able commentaries— like our popular Twilight series, and more, head over to our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's season finale, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, and season eight, to a close with a discussion about one of the most ridiculous disaster movies of the 1990s, Armageddon! What's with this totally pointless Charlton Heston prologue? Why not just train astronauts to use a drill? And why does Rockhound need to be horny all the time? PLUS: Not even Frasier Crane could escape the dreaded Animal Cracker epidemic of 1998!Armageddon stars Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thornton, Ben Affleck, Liv Tyler, Will Patton, Steve Buscemi, William Fichtner, Owen Wilson, Michael Clarke Duncan, Peter Stormare, Keith David, Jason Isaacs, and Liev Schreiber; directed by Michael Bay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the final Mail Bag episode of the season, the gang reads letters about guys jumping into movie riffing a little too early, disgusting water parks, laughing at a Werner Herzog movie right in front of the Master, one guy inappropriately flipping out a projector malfunction, and much, much more! PLUS: Welcome to the SPLISH SPLOSH!WHM Mail Bag is going on hiatus until September, so get your letters ready for the fall! Until then, this mail bag is closed!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza picks on the beloved (?) family (?) classic (?), Rookie of the Year! What's with these annoying little buddies tagging along to their friend's baseball game? Why does Henry Rowengartner talk trash like a 1940's newsboy? And could Bruce Altman's shirts get any louder? PLUS: Gary Busey signs on to Abel Ferrara's live-action Pokémon movie, Dafoekémon!Rookie of the Year stars Thomas Ian Nicholas, Gary Busey, Albert Hall, Amy Morton, Dan Hedaya, Bruce Altman, Eddie Bracken, and Daniel Stern; directed by Daniel Stern.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang somehow chats about two fairly decent episodes of Trek! First up on TOS, the episode in question is "The Return of the Archons," which originally aired February 9th, 1967! This episode truly has it all— We're talking—OOPS! This episode is for $8+ Patreon subscribers only! To check out this episode of the Nexus, along with the other 22 previous eps AND access to our sync-able commentaries, sign up to be an $8+ subscriber today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues as the guys chat about the mid-nineties Arnold classic, Eraser! How about that Cromwell office scene, huh? What's with this silly rail gun? And welcome to the movie, Mickey Mouse Mafia! PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura feuds with Sven-Ole Thorsen.Eraser stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Vanessa Williams, James Caan, James Coburn, Robert Pastorelli, and James Cromwell; directed by Charles Russell.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's full-length Patrons-only episode, the gang chats about the old-fashioned, batshit crazy, romantic comedy, America's Sweethearts! What is with this dog bit? How creepy was the—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ subscribers only! To access the full episode, head on over to our Patreon page!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang brings the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza into the rom-com-ridden Marshallverse to chat about the out-RA-geous yuck-fest, Runaway Bride! How in the world did this movie have the gall to ask us to ROOT for these people? Really, with this annual luau already? And come on with pretending that USA Today was ever America's newspaper!! PLUS: So apparently the sweet, old grandmother from the film was really into some kinky stuff, huh? Runaway Bride stars Julia Roberts, Richard Gere, Joan Cusack, Hector Elizondo, Rita Wilson, Paul Dooley, Christopher Meloni, and Donal Logue; directed by Garry Marshall.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's edition of Animation Damnation, the gang gets excited for Ant-Man and the Wasp by chatting about the failed comic cartoon, Avengers: United They Stand! The episode in question, "Egg-Streme Vengeance," originally aired February 5th, 2000, and features such gripping plot elements as—OOPS! This episode is only for our $3+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues its journey through Franchise Town with the awkward-in-hindsight sequel, Rambo III! Why on Earth would John Rambo be cool with venturing into a dangerous war zone to rescue Colonel Trautman of all people? How dare a film tease its audience with Kurtwood Smith at the beginning, only to never return to the character ever again? And can anyone remember this bad guy's name? PLUS: Coming next summer— Steven Spielberg's Horse Holocaust, a stirring drama about the making of Rambo III!Rambo III stars Sylvester Stallone, Richard Crenna, Kurtwood Smith, and Marc de Jonge; directed by Peter MacDonald.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Mail Bag, the gang welcomes friend of the show, Ben Worcester, to read letters covering topics like grade school bullies, rotten stenches in movie theaters, having to "go" while at a rock concert, and more! PLUS: The TNG cast gets distracted by a certain cast member's... Member.There's only one Mail Bag left this season, so get your letters in now for the July edition! Write to: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza continues with a lengthy chat about the hands-down worst film in its franchise, Lethal Weapon 4! What's with that dastardly use of the third iteration of Van Halen? Who wanted all this family horse shit? And Riggs really should've died at the end of this one, no? PLUS: One more time—goddamn "Fire in the Hole" plays on this soundtrack!Lethal Weapon 4 stars Danny Glover, Mel Gibson, Joe Pesci, Rene Russo, Chris Rock, Jet Li, Steve Kahan, Kim Chan, Darlene Love, Traci Wolfe, and Eddy Ko; directed by Richard Donner.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's all-new episode of The Nexus, the gang chats about some totally Trek-tastic episodes, including the TOS legal thriller, "Court Martial"! Originally airing February 2nd, 1967, this episode features—OOPS! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To get the full Trek experience, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang welcomes friend of the show—and Hooked on TJ Hooker co-host—Ben Worcester to chat about the sad, short, and cheap sequel, Jurassic Park III! Why couldn't they entice Laura Dern to play a larger role in the film? Why does this sequel also start with rich people getting lost on the island? And bring on the proud Jurassic Park tradition of getting elbow-deep in dino-doo! PLUS: Alexander Payne's movies, but with dinosaurs instead of famous celebs! Jurassic Park III stars Sam Neill, William H. Macy, Téa Leoni, Alessandro Nivola, Trevor Morgan, Michael Jeter, John Diehl, and Laura Dern; directed by Joe Johnston.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On a very special WHM On-Screen, Andrew welcomes special guest, Chelsea Jupin to chat one-on-one about the very enjoyable extension of the Ocean Cinematic Universe, Ocean's 8! Just how many OCU cameos did the film wind up getting? What's with that bathroom photograph? What's with James Corden: Third Act Infiltrator? And is Danny really dead?! PLUS: Andrew humiliates himself in front of Katie Holmes! Ocean's 8 stars Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Mindy Kaling, Sarah Paulson, Awkwafina, Rihanna, Helena Bonham Carter, Richard Armitage, and James Corden; directed by Gary Ross.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WHM Prime bonus episode, the gang gets Dino Fever with the first of two JPU films being discussed this month: Jurassic World! Was that statue of John Hammond actually his—OOPS! This episode is for $5+ Patreon subscribers! To access this full episode, head on over to our Patreon page and get the whole thing! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.