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On this week's show, the gang is live from Cobb's in San Francisco chatting about the absolutely delightful Michael Bay action show, The Rock! Is Nicolas Cage naked under that guitar? Why didn't the movie care at all about those hostages? And is Blimpie still a thing? PLUS: What if Sean Connery played Pennywise? The Rock stars Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, John Spencer, David Morse, William Forsythe, Michael Biehn, John C. McGinley, Bokeem Woodbine, and the great Tony Todd; directed by Michael Bay.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's edition of The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the gang is together for a rare in-studio convo, chatting about the show's fourth installment, "Chapter 4: Sanctuary"! In this episode we're finally introduced to—HEY NOW! This show is for subscribers only! To listen to the full episode, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours and hours exclusive content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang kicks off WLM month with a bang as they welcome High & Mighty and Action Boys' Jon Gabrus onto the program to talk about the second-best in the franchise, Die Hard with a Vengeance! Recorded at the HeadGum studio in Los Angeles, the guys wonder why the screenwriter was willing to die on the hill for that sandwich board sequence? Why is McClane never seen throwing up throughout the day with that hangover? And does that fountain water puzzle actually shake out? PLUS: What were they thinking with those gross Charmin bears?Die Hard with a Vengeance stars Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Irons, Graham Greene, Colleen Camp, Larry Bryggman, and Kevin Chamberlain; directed by John McTiernan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This month on our Trek-tacular trip into The Nexus, we're chatting about a totally baller episode of TOS, followed by one of the absolute worst episodes of TNG humanity has ever seen! First on TOS, it's "The Doomsday Machine!" Originally airing October 20th, 1967, this episode features Spock facing off against a shitty—WHOA THERE! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access this show, along with hours and hours of additional bonus content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about 1984's The Karate Kid LIVE from the Improv in Hollywood, California! Recorded on the most recent leg of tour, this show saw the guys asking the important questions, like: what was Mrs. LaRusso smoking and where could they get some? Where did Mr. Miyagi get that Jay Leno-esque fleet of cars? And what's with that neighborhood kid's pig t-shirt? PLUS: Playing the role of Mr. Miyagi on this episode—Peter Falk everyone!The Karate Kid stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue, Martin Kove, Randee Heller, and Willilam Zabka; directed by John Avildsen.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in the film!Kindergarten Cop stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed, Linda Hunt, Richard Tyson, Carroll Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Richard Portnow, and a bunch of rotten children; directed by Ivan Reitman.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first episode of the all-new side show, The Mandalorian Half-Hour, the guys are chatting about the kick-off of the new Star Wars show, The Mandalorian! How bad ass was Herzog here? How come the Mandalorian doesn't have a sick codpiece? And how about Nick Nolte as that Ugnaught?! PLUS: Eric's dream of seeing a bounty hunter droid in action finally comes to pass!The first episode of The Mandalorian Half-Hour is being distributed here on the main feed so everyone can get a taste. All future episodes, including episode 2 which is available right now, will be distributed on our Patreon.A big thanks to the endlessly talented Felipe Sobreiro for another beautiful cover image—which you'll see on episode two! And please excuse the wonky nature of the audio here. We're still wrapping our brains around remote record logistics—the only way we're able to produce this show on our current schedule!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's bonus WLM episode, the gang is chatting about James Cameron's 1984 science fiction horror masterpiece, The Terminator. Does the Arnold puppet stand the test of wretched Father Time? Does the Terminator actually kill Bill Paxton's character? And is that confirmation on Arnold's—HEY NOW! This episode is for terminators and subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon and sign up today! Instantly access this episode along with hours upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, it's almost like the gang is going back to the Spooktacular as they discuss the absolutely abhorrent film "comedy," I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry! What's with Sandler's character's cartoonish sex addiction? Can firefighters be on the take? And could this film get any more disingenuous? PLUS: Gary Busey goes off-Broadway!I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry stars Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Dan Aykroyd, Ving Rhames, and Steve Buscemi; directed by Dennis Dugan.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang welcomes film critic for The Atlantic and co-host of the very funny Blank Check with Griffin & David, David Sims into the studio to chat about the dull-as-dirt, missed opportunity known as Termination Salvation! Where are all the lasers we were promised? Why do the filmmakers play the Sam-Worthington-being-a-robot stuff like it's a huge twist? Who is approving this dialogue for Common? And why didn't this film end with Kyle Reese going back in time? PLUS: Who is listening to John Connor's pirate radio podcast, Conncast?Terminator Salvation stars Christian Bale, Sam Worthington, Anton Yelchin, Helena Bonham Carter, Moon Bloodgood, Bryce Dallas Howard, Common, and the great Michael Ironside; directed by McG.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's super-sized entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric gets down to business as the guys learn about the most beloved (and feared) bounty hunter in the galaxy, Boba Fett! How did he survive the Sarlacc pit? What was his relationship with—WHOA THERE! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today! Gain instant access to not only this episode, but hours, upon hours of exclusive bonus content! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's WHM Mail Bag, the guys read letters about being the third wheel on a long drive with a couple who's fighting, moms mistaking nerdy sci-fi molds for sex toys, movie experts not being believed, the absolute worst "Freddy vs. Jason" screening situation in the history of the world, plus much more! If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as the gang chats about the good-if-you-saw-it-as-a-kid horror comedy, The Monster Squad! Why does the Fish Man have so little to do? Is this guy the worst Dracula in film culture? And is that true about Wolf Man anatomy? PLUS: So how many cast members from Everybody Loves Raymond have a sex tape? The Monster Squad stars Tom Noonan, Andre Gower, Robby Kiger, Stephen Macht, Duncan Regehr, Brent Chalem, Ryan Lambert, Ashley Bank, Michael Faustino, Mary Ellen Trainor, Jon Gries, and Stan Shaw; directed by Fred Dekker.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's trip into the Nexus, the gang is chatting Trek episodes both wretched and excellent, yet equally horny! First, over on TOS, it's "The Apple," which originally aired October 13th, 1967. It's the horrendous episode where Kirk & Company stumble across—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To hear the rest of the show, sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly access hours and hours of exclusive bonus content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Recorded live at Thalia Hall in Chicago, Illinois - June 16th, 2019On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular is live from Chicago's Thalia Hall as the gang is chatting about the original Child's Play! What's with all the gun play at the beginning? Why was Brad Dourif's character studying voodoo at all? And does anyone out there have any Child's Play tattoos? PLUS: Tommy Wiseau has the world's worst pool parties!Child's Play stars Brad Dourif, Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, Alex Vincent, and Dinah Manoff; directed by Tom Holland (not Spider-Man).Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular gets a little gross as the gang gags their way through a conversation about the 2009 schlock-fest, The Human Centipede (First Sequence)! How did Tom Six never think to build out ANY of these characters? Are these the two worst cops in film history? And what's the deal with the mad doctor's ultra-'90s ditch-digging outfit? PLUS: Will Alec Baldwin be in a Human Centipede sequel?The Human Centipede (First Sequence) stars Dieter Laser, Ashley C. Williams, Ashlynn Yennie, Akihiro Kitamura, Andreas Leupold, Peter Blankenstein, and Bernd Kostau as that Dirty Old Pervert; directed by Tom Six.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the guys the tale of Labria, also known as the Devil Guy, a prominent fuck-up figure in the Mos Eisley cantina! Hear how Labria was the galaxy's biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today. Instantly access this episode, plus hours more content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular heads to Franchise Town as the gang chats about the pretty fun sequel, Final Destination 3! Who gets this excited about roller coasters? What is with all the 9/11 stuff? And it's their tricentennial, but Paul Revere was there doing the Midnight Ride? What? PLUS: HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE TONY TODD IN THE FLESH IN THIS FILM? Final Destination 3 stars Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman, Kris Lemche, Alexz Johnson, Sam Easton, Jesse Moss, Gina Holden, Texas Battle, Chelan Simmons, Yan-Kay Crystal Lowe, and Amanda Crew; directed by James Wong.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this special SPOOKTACULAR edition of Animation Damnation, the gang is in full-on WHM mode as they chat about arguably the best Halloween special The Simpsons ever produced, "Treehouse of Horror V." Originally airing October 30th, 1994, this episode features not only the finest "Treehouse" segment ever, the Stanley Kubrick parody, "The Shinning," it also contains—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of bonus content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Spooktacular episode of We Love Movies, the gang is talking about one of the all-time greats: Stanley Kubrick's The Shining! Just look at how much of a jerk Jack is being during—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock this episode, along with hours upon hours of bonus shows! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the 2019 Halloween Spooktacular kicks into high gear with the possibly-not-as-bad-as-we-remembered-or-maybe-not 2009 slasher reboot, Friday the 13th! Why do these Platinum Dunes remakes have to try to be so EXTREEEEEEEEME?! Why is this cold open 25 minutes long? And why is that one dude whacking off right in the well-lit living room? PLUS: We agree with Jason—steal weed, get butchered!Friday the 13th stars Jared Padalecki, Danielle Panabaker, Amanda Righetti, Travis Van Winkle, Aaron Yoo, Jonathan Sadowski, Julianna Guill, Ben Feldman, Arlen Escarpeta, Ryan Hansen, Will Ford, and Derek Mears as Jason; directed by Marcus Nispel.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On our September 2019 Mail Bag, the gang reads letters about people inappropriately laughing at others' misfortunes in public, creepy campus stalkers, people fighting over seats in a Wanted screening, and one poor soul that got threatened by the late, Italian character actor, Frank Vincent!If you want your crazy stories read on the air, or if you have a burning question for the gang, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into the Nexus, the gang starts off with a chat about one of the best episodes of TOS ever, then follows it up with a convo about a season 2 TNG ep that might be more interesting than—HEY NOW! This episode is for Patreon subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, visit our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, our accidental '90s month comes to a close as we tackle the hysterical VR thriller, The Lawnmower Man! Which cut of the film did we all watch? What's with Jeff Fahey's coke-head laugh? And what bargain bin did Geoffrey Lewis get this Irish accent in? PLUS: How much of this southern judge's time can Stephen King take up?The Lawnmower Man stars Jeff Fahey, Pierce Brosnan, Geoffrey Lewis, Jenny Wright, Mark Bringelson, Colleen Coffey, Jeremy Slate, and Dean Norris; directed by Brett Leonard.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's episode of Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the confounding, mildly disgusting, nearly-forgotten cartoon, The Wuzzles! The episode in question, "What's Up, Stox?" originally aired December 7th, 1985—it would be the final episode of the series. What's with this creepy—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the full show, head to our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang continues their unofficial/accidental '90s month as they tackle the ludicrous Crichton adaptation, Sphere! Why didn't they include the naval team that go underwater with them like in the book? Did Queen Latifah know they were going to use all those line reads? And when exactly did Liev Schreiber's voice lower? PLUS: What if the characters from Back to the Future found that titular sphere instead? Sphere stars Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, Peter Coyote, Liev Schreiber, Queen Latifah, and, for two seconds, Huey Lewis; directed by Barry Levinson.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric reads the story of Garindan, the long-snooted legend of the Mos Eisely cantina! Hear how this guy was the biggest—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to access the whole show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang gets double vision talking about the stupid, but entertaining JCVD action fest, Double Impact! How was this split screen technology considered passable? What's with the silk underwear? And did we really need that fantasy sex scene? PLUS: Mario had his reasons for wanting to take Donkey Kong's life back in the '80s.Double Impact stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Geoffrey Lewis, Alonna Shaw, and Bolo Yeung; directed by Sheldon Lettich.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's patrons-only, full-length bonus episode, the gang officially launches the We Love Movies initiative with an enthusiastic conversation about GoldenEye! How great is the—HEY NOW! This episode is for patrons only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Mail Bag, the guys read letters about Jeff Goldblum being a creep, idiot parents taking pictures of their kids watching Toy Story 4, proms with cheap entertainment, and heinous monsters ruining a screening of Midsommar.If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the season 10 premiere, the gang is in-studio with writer, Keanu Reeves historian, and all-around fantastic person, Angelica Jade Bastién chatting about the super-horny, mid-90's, sci-fi dud, Species! What is with those nipple tentacles? Who thought the film needed an improvised Michael Madsen sex scene? And what kind of a name is Xavier Fitch, Ben Kingsley? PLUS: The Chuck E. Cheese origin story is here!Species stars Natasha Henstridge, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Alfred Molina, Forest Whitaker, Marg Helgenberger, and Michelle Williams; directed by Roger Donaldson.Recorded at the WFMT studios in beautiful Chicago, IL.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's journey into the magic ribbon known as The Nexus, the gang is chatting about two Trek episodes that may, at first, seem totally unrelated, but when you boil it down, they're both pretty dumb!First, over on TOS, it's the season two episode, "The Changeling," which originally aired September 29th, 1967. Here, we've got a super-silly—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! If you want to unlock the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly receive access to this show on top of HOURS more exclusive content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 East Cage Tour comes to an end in beautiful New York City! The gang rounded things out at the Gramercy Theatre by talking about the absolutely ludicrous horror remake, The Wicker Man! What's with that Aaron Eckhart cameo? Why does Cage keep his entire suit on the whole film? And what a total boss conversation-ender Ellen Burstyn has here! PLUS: Take a drink every time someone makes a bee pun! Actually, don't do that. Definitely, definitely, definitely do not do that. The Wicker Man stars Nicolas Cage, Ellen Burstyn, Kate Beahan, Frances Conroy, Molly Parker, and Leelee Sobieski; directed by Neil LaBute.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're unlocking the WHM Vault to offer up a Dog Days of Summer-primed episode of The Nexus! If you're not hip to our Patreon, now is your chance to check out an episode of our exclusive Star Trek-themed show—FREE! We can't stress enough that you don't have to be a fan of Trek to enjoy the show—even our own Chris Cabin couldn't care less about the franchise!So if you like what you hear, head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today! Instantly access hours, upon hours of exclusive content, not only for The Nexus, but also bonus shows on Star Wars, bizarre cartoons from the '80s and '90s... even a series of sync-able commentary tracks where we get drunk watching the Twilight movies!Our Patreon is not only home to this massive archive of additional content you can't get anywhere else, but it's also how we keep the lights on here at WHM. So if you dig the show and like what we do, please consider supporting us over at the Patreon. You won't regret it!This concludes our August 2019 pledge drive. Now go enjoy this oppressively humid summer day!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the guys are chatting about the totally off-the-wall cartoon, Noozles! The episode in question, "A Wonderful Friendship," which originally aired July 7th, 1984, was the pilot of this bonkers bit of animation and features classic cartoon crackups like: exploring—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly unlock not only this episode, but countless hours of extra content exclusive to our patrons!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's Summer Break episode, the gang is live from the D.C. Improv chatting about the super-silly Nicolas Cage remake, Gone in 60 Seconds! What's with Cage's character's name in this? What on earth is with that Giovanni Ribisi breakfast recipe? And how long do those two guys wait for that dog to... give back those keys? PLUS: PUR-PLE! RAIN!Gone in 60 Seconds stars Nicolas Cage, Giovanni Ribisi, Angelina Jolie, Scott Caan, Will Patton, Delroy Lindo, Timothy Olyphant, Chi McBride, Robert Duvall, Christopher Eccleston, Vinnie Jones, and Grace Zabriskie; directed by Dominic Sena.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's full-length bonus episode, the gang rises from the ashes of that lost National Treasure live show with a discussion about its ridiculous sequel, National Treasure: Book of Secrets! Why does it take so long for the film to get around to mentioning—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, along with several hours of additional bonus content, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On the first Summer Break episode of the year, the guys are live from Boston, Massachusetts, chatting about the bat-shit crazy Alex Proyas film, Knowing! This was the first night of the East Cage Tour and the show featured several talking points including: just how much does Nicolas Cage look like a scarecrow in this movie? Are these things angels, aliens or Scandinavian perverts? And what kind of person brags about a hot dog recipe? PLUS: Performed live, for one night only, We Hate Movies' latest parody single, "Crack Shack."Knowing stars Nicolas Cage, Chandler Canterbury, and Rose Byrne; directed by Alex Proyas.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric tells the guys about his favorite character in, well possibly the entire galaxy—IG-88! Remember when IG-88 became a—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today—instantly access this show, along with hours upon hours of exclusive content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza comes to a close—as does WHM season nine—with a conversation on the absolutely bonkers, but fun-bonkers, blockbuster that started it all, The Fast and the Furious! Did anyone notice that this is just Point Break with cars? Why did they make the huge score a bunch of DVD players? And how did no one think to rename the big racing convention something other than, "Race Wars"? PLUS: Vin Diesel LOVES making tuna fish sandwiches!The Fast and the Furious stars Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Rick Yune, Ted Levine, and Ja Rule; directed by Rob Cohen.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Step into that magical ribbon with us once again, loyal Patreon subscriber, as the gang drops the 35th (!!!) episode of the bluest Star Trek podcast in the Alpha Quadrant, The Nexus! First, over on TOS, it's the outrageous episode, "Who Mourns for Adonais?" Originally airing September 22nd, 1967, this episode features some legendarily cheap—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! Instantly access days' worth of bonus content!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's Animation Damnation, the gang is chatting about the utterly confounding cartoon, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling! The episode in question, "Clean Gene/Andre's Giant Problem," which originally aired on September 21st, 1985, features—HEY NOW! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today! You'll instantly gain access to up to 5 days' worth* of exclusive content![*At the $8+ level]Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza episode, the gang is chatting about the completely unnecessary remake, The Taking of Pelham 123! Why did Tony Scott think all that drop-frame effect stuff looked good? What's with Travolta's casual use of the word "bunghole"? And on what planet would Michael Rispoli talk shit to Denzel like that and not get punched in the face by the end of the film? PLUS: Can Steve and Andrew make this fake streaming content-licensing thriller a reality? Eric doesn't think so! The Taking of Pelham 123 stars John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Luis Guzmán, John Turturro, Michael Rispoli, and the late, great James Gandolfini; directed by Tony Scott.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's dip into the WHM letter sack, the gang is chatting about a threatening landlady, tire fires, Comedy Central's Premium Blend, watching uncomfortable movie sex scenes with parents, and much, much more! PLUS: Premium Steve is available now for only $3.99 a month!If you want your stories read on the air—or if you have a specific question for the gang—write into the mail bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza heads to Disasterville as the guys trash the totally ridiculous Roland Emmerich-helmed, end of the world joint, 2012! Why did we have to suffer those two jazz musician characters? What's with so many people in this film dying over the phone? And did President Danny Glover deserve such an over-the-top death? PLUS: What would you eat when you were told the world was coming to an end? Because 50% of this show's cast is turning to cannibalism right quick!2012 stars John Cusack, Danny Glover, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Thandie Newton, Oliver Platt, Tom McCarthy, and Woody Harrelson; directed by Roland Emmerich.Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month's entry into the Gleep Glossary, Eric finds a non-bipedal gleep-glop to satisfy Chris Cabin's weird alien fetish and the gang learns about the non-legendary Durga the Hutt! Was this Hutt a fan of—HEY NOW! This content is for Patreon subscribers only! To access the full show, head over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this dip into the WHM Mail Bag, the guys address super important issues like: how awkward it can be listening to this show without headphones, stealing concessions from the multiplex you work for, and one of the worst flight companions to ever exist. PLUS: Is it too late for a Vega Brothers movie? If you want your questions answered on the air, or have a wild story you want the guys to comment on, write into the Mail Bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this WHM Mail Bag, the gang reads letters from people who bothered directors while driving them around, got asked to babysit a gaggle of Shrek-loving monsters, misremembered the stars of "Airheads," and one guy whose college roommate did, indeed, pleasure themselves to Shrek. If you want your wild stories read on the air, or if you have a question for the gang, write into the mail bag: [email protected]!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is celebrating the world of rom-coms as the gang chats about the outrageous 2009 disaster, The Ugly Truth! Why can't they just make Gerard Butler characters Scottish so the man can speak comfortably? How did Kevin Connolly make the opening credits with that little screen time? And could you even imagine going to a balloon festival? PLUS: Minor league baseball can get pretty wild it turns out!The Ugly Truth stars Katherine Heigl, Gerard Butler, Eric Winter, Bree Turner, Nick Searcy, Cheryl Hines, John, and Michael Higgins; directed by Robert Luketic. Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.