WastedMemory Prank Call Show

The corn husks won’t flush. Cutting loose. Pervert policy. Forgive me for cutting loose. Hotel pills and ride the lightning. Negative value on gas. Dump this gas. Poop. Dirty finger. Poop everywhere. Number of people. Wraps of toilet paper. Mostly … Continue reading →

This show was part of Dragonmere’s Corn Down series. The rest of those are available on his Patreon. Where is your sandwich. Test call. It just feels like a single. Eating food while getting gas, stop the abuse. Hot dogs … Continue reading →

This was not one of the best nights but it was still fun. Some random guy from a hotel is way funnier than me towards the end of the show… I want the used gum. Drive-thru instructions. Can’t get this … Continue reading →

This is an extended show… Enjoy? Water faucet car wash while getting gas for safety. Bathroom situation distancing. Gas returns. Bring my own drinks in while I wait for drinks. Accept payment via hand sanitizer and home made toilet paper. … Continue reading →

This show has maximum power. You have been warned. Limits on drive-thru stuff, how many maximums. We can’t verify your bathroom is clean. Two adult rooms to-go please. Drive-thru hoarding. Cancel every reservation please. Door dash 4 gallons of gas, … Continue reading →

Thank you for being open, seriously. This show sounds like the beginning of the large scale lock downs… Buy raw foods from the drive-thru. We can work for you for free, volunteer n stuff. Purchase the empty shelves from the … Continue reading →

Just need to get some bleach. Bandage and a mop for the broken bone. Brown eggs. Prepay for 10 cents worth of gas for direct use on the hands. Shoes off during eating only. Consent form for the package. Dirty … Continue reading →

But we have permission to bring the kids into the liquor store! Key for all the rooms to bring the kids down, we have permission slips. Field trips to everywhere. We need to come in early to clean ahead of … Continue reading →

This is one of those shows/recordings that has a lot of talking and stuff in it… I try forcing a premise way too many times until it’s not funny anymore. So yeah… Buy the rental shoes. Talking to the Pin … Continue reading →

Asking for the main room key again for the podcast but this time I’m a best selling author named George. Book signing even has been moved up. Release forms for the dogs on the podcast. Jim Cab Magazine with Ceiling … Continue reading →

Bring your own plate promotion. Skype blows up again. Wash my own dishes in the back. I left the keys in the toilet, dig up the pipes. I was making calls from inside the store. Flushing restrictions. Making pranks form … Continue reading →

We need supervision. I’ll be the guy that won’t leave. What’s the supervision limit? Bus loads of kids. We are going to publish this call. You have to trade places. Which version do you use? Fast food takeover for the … Continue reading →

This place is haunted, I’m sending a crew! Mexican BLT with soup. Just don’t touch my skin. Could you write me a note for work for being late? For shopping, bad service, and not doing drugs. I’m not drunk and … Continue reading →

Drive-thru trash. We really needs some pants. Could you flush a bag for me in the bathroom? Please throw this bag away. We ask places to dump expired things/poop down toilets. Why did you answer? I’m completely covered by this … Continue reading →

Skype crashes like a billion times tonight. Parking lot time limits. I need the dogs teeth when they fall out. Could you please go check for the teeth? Just checking if everything was okay, damn it Alex! This is for … Continue reading →

Wacky prank calls from the room phones and they won’t sign your cast. Who’s on LSD makin the weird phone calls? Herbs n pills in the room light bulb pipe. Is everything okay? Can you go get my shoes? Shower … Continue reading →

The New Years Eve Show, oh boy… Extended show for your pleasure, until midnight on the west coast, then edited down when nothing was happening. Where is Santa’s pipe, bro?. No drinking and no sparklers at Kum n Go. Planet … Continue reading →

The calls are rough to start but we gather steam as we go. We start with a call already in progress. The medical. Please hold for the corporate office. Can the baskets be used without buying anything? Teeth. What does … Continue reading →

I need some bleach for cleaning and drinking. I kinda actually like the bowling shoes, maybe just a trade? Peepaw needs a gift card. Corporate makes the Arby’s bell ring again. Could you remove the light bulbs for Dad? Find … Continue reading →

Taco Bell man. Criminal bell ringers. Burger King man. Bell ringing money policy. The whole Black Friday experience. Turkey shaped beef. Make it rain for bell ringing, and everyone! Small cups. Sniff the deli meats. Consent forms for burgers and … Continue reading →

Turkey lubricant for the turkey party. I just want the turkey, no questions. Just a couple of tables for the 25 people in the hotel room. We need some teeth. This cake contains rat poison. This pizza contains rat poison. … Continue reading →

Brown napkins or white napkins? 100% wood bowling practice pins. Check on the parents situation again. Bowling paint! Drinking bleach and take a lot of pictures. We still haven’t gotten any ash trays. How do you connect the hose? We … Continue reading →

Are your parents married? How much for the tomato and the onion? No naps. Mr Bill. Sing happy birthday with me. Changing your number. Eggs in the shell please, to-go. Just stop it and keep your laws off my claws. … Continue reading →

Help me with this burnt pizza. Dragonmere is trying to find his date, Megan. I want to buy the used shoe rental shoes. Skunky wheelchair. Skunky bowling ball making my kid smell skunky. Fun time outside becomes skunky garments. Skunky … Continue reading →

It’s time to get spooky for Halloween. Nobody is handing out condoms because nobody is trick or treating. Nobody wants this generic candy crap either. Just nothing but terrible candy and no plunger. Dragonmere is a certified raccoon handler. Pumpkin … Continue reading →

Bunch of randomness in this one. This gas return call doesn’t go anywhere. Can you bring a flashlight in the store with you? Don’t transfer me!! Your gas burned down my friend’s house. I cut my own lines. Your tomatoes … Continue reading →

I think I’ll just talk in broken sentences for show notes for now: Re-calibrate the tables and phones. MLK Costume. Tomato ingredients. Where’s the survey codes?! My hair is falling out! Can I use your scale? Something about a taco. … Continue reading →

Labrat pranks a thing. It’s hard to tamper with Halloween candy. Casey Jones. Even or odd amounts of candy? Its just a bag. How many fries? I poop in the bag. Poop in the wrong tank? Hotel TV doesn’t work … Continue reading →

I’m not gonna sit here like a crazy person. Can Dragonmere bring in a bag of shit? It’s because I’m blind isn’t it? What’s the official way to get there? Banned from Starbucks. No sharp edges. Give me a ride. … Continue reading →

Chew my friends food for him, print my Doom wads & mp3 files, I need to put pee on the pancakes, and my pee is flammable. We also thew some pickup deliveries in there too. How many cars? Say what? … Continue reading →

Myself Dragonmere Labrat Toxic Llama and Dragonmere’s friend, he has a name but I can’t remember and it’s really late right now and I want to get this uploaded. Forgive me, but I have to finish my drink now… Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Join me, Dragonmere, Snappy, Just!n, W1ngless, Strange, and Toxic talk about breathing and stuff. Honestly it took me so long to edit this show I don’t remember half of it. Dragonmere and Snappy have a pretty awesome call from what … Continue reading →

Nobody has the damn adapter for our cars, what the hell. At least just tell me the parking situation. There was also some snake/turtle drama and I couldn’t pay at the pump. This show actually starts pretty good, then it … Continue reading →

Dragonmere sends Rappy’s number to Iron Mountain and has several bad accidents. Snappybakes needs a capybara and I can’t find the policy on going over the line. I wish I knew how those fancy vape machines worked, but now at … Continue reading →

This was recorded during the Pranksgiving time slot. I managed to get about an hour and a half of good stuff from the two hours we were live. Special thanks to Dragonmere and W1ngless for joining me in making the … Continue reading →

A decent show. Dragonmere has cigarette/banana problems while I get yelled at by the ‘Wearhouse’ with Farmer Bill and Snappybakes saying hello. I’m also pretty sure shoes have an expiration date. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the … Continue reading →

Laserbeam Bell Pinmaster from the Corporate Office! Join Dragonmere, W1ngless, Tempe, and myself as we explore mashed potatoes and bowling balls. If you don’t listen, I’ll just have to go back to running my business. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe … Continue reading →

Icey Kitty Anger Force Assemble! Time to catch up on uploading shows! Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the Hijinks Hangout on Discord Dragonmere does live calls every Fri 7 PM EST http://www.hijinks.fun/chat Main site for past episodes … Continue reading →

Dragonmere takes over and runs a show again. I think I hear Dragonmere, W1ngless, Just!n, maybe a few others I dont remember this show was fun I joined it late. Listen to it right now duh! Please refer to the … Continue reading →

Carlito gets angry and destroys my computer. Short mini show to fill the void. Yes I’m starting to upload shows again! Mmmmm. Computer calm down! Wasted joined with W1ngless, Carlito, and Dragonmere! Be sure to check out Carlito stuff at … Continue reading →

It’s The Dragonmere Show! I show up at the end but Dragonmere and W1ngless run the show tonight! Thanks guys! Voices I think I heard include Dragonmere, W1ngless, Strangelife, Matt Hillock, Snappybakes, and Cheech. If I missed your name you … Continue reading →

Calling people and demanding their number is fun! Ice orders, delivery pick-ups, and a Chinese Rave. Finally starting to catch-up with uploading shows. People I heard in this show: Me, Dragonmere, Snappybakes, W1ngless, FarmerBill, StrangeLife. If I missed you, my … Continue reading →

Today I’m Larry the guinea pig and Dragonmere ate too much pizzas. W1ngless and Just!n stop in to do calls. We try a few things with fast food, gas, summer jobs, and a guinea fowl? I had some lady get … Continue reading →

We are sorta live today. Mixlr is having issues so we dual streamed on an Icecast server I quickly setup. For alternative streaming sources, keep your eye on the Twitter, FaceBook Page, or the website wastedshow.com. Today we try not … Continue reading →

Some off the air fun. Say thanks to Mr. Biggs for hitting record on his cassette player otherwise you would not be hearing any of this! Gas, no shoes, chickens for Jennifer, Buckshot, and Uncle Biggs. Go visit Ask Mr … Continue reading →

Ring the bells, return the gas, and half of a #12 with a hobo. Just!n, Wingless, and Farmer Bill stop by for some calls. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the Hijinks Hangout on Discord Dragonmere does live … Continue reading →

Live from Cedar Point! Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the Hijinks Hangout on Discord Dragonmere does live calls every Fri 7 PM EST http://www.hijinks.fun/chat

We confused the hell out of people, have the employees ring the bell right hand left hand and shoe followed by a double hand-off, try to return the gas we borrowed, and get help tying our shoes. Remember, you can … Continue reading →

People just can’t seem to understand simple food orders. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the Hijinks Hangout on Discord Dragonmere does live calls every Fri 7 PM EST http://www.hijinks.fun/chat

Having more problems with KFC and Arby’s again, Dragonmere has short noodles, and White Castle won’t give us regular sized burgers. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/user/thedragonmere Join the Hijinks Hangout on Discord Dragonmere does live calls every Fri … Continue reading →