WastedMemory Prank Call Show

The guests might be up to something. The smoke is not setting off the alarm. A good place to concentrate. A scale of privacy. Group toilet. The animals know something. Too much privacy for bathroom friends. Privacy phones. Sexy calls … Continue reading →

Paying extra on propose. Good at elevators. Expensive vehicle parking. Asking about eggs and coffee. Parking instructions, just transfer me please. Tent at the hotel because cheaper duh. Rates went up for reasons. Checkout time. Found lost keys custody battle. … Continue reading →

Getting stuck in line inside. Stuck in the bush. In-charge of hands in the toilet. Love your customers is weird. Pulled over in the drive-thru. Replace the food because of the accident. Your fault for eating and driving. Cold food … Continue reading →

Overnight bowling. Pinmaster safety hole. Stuck bowling. One day of shoe rental. Ball parking. Those pinsetters suck. Computer disk had a virus. The ball does not go. Toilet shoe. Bathroom attendant. Hands in the toilet. Canadian bowling ball. Stuck in … Continue reading →

Stuck at the bowling alley. Names to yell. Stuck in a safety hole. Not enough safety holes. Just regular stuck. Bowling alley map. Lane map. Bathroom map. Shoe pee and hands in the toilet. Lost bowling ball. Done with renting … Continue reading →

Shoe rental hostage urination situation. Arrestable behavior. Feet stomping. Bowler fighting area. Felony urination. Putting your family in the bowling alley. Just one shoe. Sock feet. Ball liquid. Phil Collins emergency. Pin chopping. Shoe grease. Two-handed gloves. Hermit crab claw … Continue reading →

Talking when I am talking. Getting repaid so scams are allowed. The ballroom. Putting your family somewhere. Family drop-off. Parking cars and directing traffic. More pens. Harmonica pens. Too cold to smoke outside. Harmonica smoke filter. Smoking pipe pen. Smoking … Continue reading →

You do not know me. In-charge of parking. Parking director. Listening outside the room. Lost the lid cap to the bottle. The government says you can smoke inside. Just one cigarette. Saw them doing just a little bit of cocaine. … Continue reading →

Pen fifteen membership club. Testify on my behalf. There is noises going on. Not on the roof. Just tell them you do not know. Keep hiding. Getting brought down to the front desk. Not evil. Harmonica. Chicken stole the harmonica … Continue reading →

Research chemicals. Messing with the fly on the pants. Pants thief accusation. Adult mode internet. Let them wait in the lobby and give them cash. No dancers in the lobby. Room key bribe. Talking and giving chemicals to other guests … Continue reading →

Doing dabs at people. Front desk length. Managers around the front desk. Front desk weight. Flat spot in the room. No gas coming out of the pump. Front desk weight. Karate policy. Flat spot. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Allowed to play football. An unknown man outside. Presence of a human. No weapons. Water pipe help. Setup games for bowling. Sports. Metal detecting and one shoe. BLP. Shower safe. No gasoline is coming out at all. The movie playing … Continue reading →

Still dressing as just one Santa. Substitute Santa. Rehab Santa doing adult Santa stuff. Too late for Santa stuff. Gifts for Santa. Sucking all the internet. Sneaky Santa. Harmonica playing Santa. Shoe is untied. Offensive hat wearing. Left-handed phone. Stuck … Continue reading →

Tell me when the Santa comes through. Alternate Santa. Hidden Santa. Gifts for the Santa. Impostor Santa. Dress like Santa. Naked underneath. Santa with violent tendencies. Rules for being Santa. You hang up. Telling people Santa is not real. Get … Continue reading →

Five responsible people. Five managers on duty. I am not with the government. A full break on five managers. It smells like crack. Check out the room. No right to search your pockets. Smells like crack. Doing math in your … Continue reading →

Squirrel room. Hidden nuts. Accidentally brought a squirrel. Maid key for the dog. Extra room key. You take this room key right now. The worm guy. Little guys. Looking for Mom. Guest transfer. I cannot do this. No brakes. Got … Continue reading →

Drug and alcohol room. Impersonating priests. Willing to lie for you. Get our stories straight. Change jobs. Nintendo or Sega hotel rules. Pillowcase full of games. Bent needles. Gasoline cans. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

The day after Thanksgiving. Black friends day. Blackout day. Ham and free turkey scam. Just explain the turkey and ham. No store membership required. Government turkey and ham. Touching the meats together. Ham on top of the turkey or turkey … Continue reading →

Invited too many people. Not shouting weird things. Looking for guidance. The police looked at me. A free hit. Outstanding out standing farmer in his field. Handling fighting guests. People bring too much food. Bats are flying around. Just regular … Continue reading →

Everyone did not vote today. Yes hello. I just need to vote on anything. Harboring non-voters. Voting baby lizard. Getting footage of corn gnawing. Non-intimidating voters. Not scary voters. Voters do not intimidate me. Bad stats at the boating office. … Continue reading →

Wash all the Halloween stuff off the car. Car noises after the car wash. Car wash tunnel man. Fiddling with it. The guy under the hood. Somebody is always following me. Stop looking at me. Snake eyes. Dogs in the … Continue reading →

Halloween scaring policy. Trying to get with the ghosts. Blood types. Girl drugs. Women during Halloween. Take two if they offer it. Fake blood or real blood. Blood fee. Scaring children rules. Scare policy. Toilet paper the hotel doors. The … Continue reading →

Slap in the face witnesses. Hit in the face challenges for internet. Hit by a car challenge. The mini-van challenge. The light them on fire challenge. Echo call. Kitten juggling challenge. Scare the children challenge. Parking lot testing for lightning. … Continue reading →

Too many women drivers. Too many men around here. Have not seen a single lesbian. Tell me if I have have to leave. Old fingerprint burning light bulbs. Hot light bulbs for laundry. Cold light bulb. Elbow scrape from six months … Continue reading →

Just trying to cause trouble without being drunk. Recreating movie scenes in the room. Breaking the fourth wall. Door to door check make sure everything is okay. Smoking fee per cigarette. Room wrestling. Laughing taffy. Accidentally got a squirrel drunk. … Continue reading →

Gathering evidence at the bachelor party. A face to face conversation. Video evidence for sister rehab. Boogie man conspiracy. Clothing required for between rooms. Lost and found storage. Cover up the smell so Mom doesn’t smell it. Hide my stash … Continue reading →

Permission to prank. Keeping things found from the toilet. Toilet jerky. Fake drugs. Taking things in and out of the wallet after you handed it to them to pay for you meal. Napkins in the wallet. Smells good in here. Pretending … Continue reading →

Time boards. Volunteer hotel. Paying for sneaking into hotel rooms for the night. Looking through the cars in the parking lot. Making paste. Bury the payment in the grass. Rolling the windows up for the dog. Sorry for dealing drugs, … Continue reading →

Hotel nuclear option. Chatrooms. Not a security thing. Muscled into the room. Keep the line clear. Heard a strange noise. Bible knowledge and questions. Tricked with fish and bread. Bible versions. Book of Steve. Bible technical support. Hotel religion. Old … Continue reading →

Looking at me in the drive-thru. Tell what bit you. Bug bites. Bug insurance. Smart hotel room. Adventuring. People management. Talking rules. Person in charge of the room. Hitch-rooming. Using a spare bed in the room. A gander at a … Continue reading →

Bed jacking point. This is not my sister. Not my father. Mud from a dog paw. We are sorry. Alcohol and weed instructions. Other people can hear me when I am walking around. A totally different guinea pig. Losing custody. … Continue reading →

Losing things on purpose like phones. A weird book is in the room. Secret handshake and code words. Lost a shoe. Socks. Only feet. Being too loud in the room. Dog lettuce objections. Strange book in the room. Secret map. … Continue reading →

Practice rooms for training purposes only. We did a hole demo sample holes. Exposing themselves but they are attractive. Hot naked people. Horse hole. Hole next to the car for dog poop. Hotel contraband. Ketchup pieces. Come pick up your … Continue reading →

Nobody seems to know what they are doing down there, we can help. My hands smell like dogs. Doing America Stuff. One of my shoes is missing. Intentions. Treading on my rights. Fourth of July rules. It was the music. … Continue reading →

Language pass. Dog jobs. Animal jobs. A number of drive-thru windows. Sneak the food into my car. Skipping windows. In the trunk or on the hood is fine. Smash it up a bit. Music video. Cook selection. Watch an employee … Continue reading →

Guest interaction. Fake echo. Breakfast, parking, and putting babies away. Pee trouble. Hotel roommate. Trouble using the toilet. Plasma credits. Priest impersonation in the parking lot. It’s not a restaurant. No dog touching. Gas return echo. Hot dog man. Space man … Continue reading →

Leftover animal pieces. Looking for easy targets to poke fun. LSD animal pieces. Tell me your name and your problem. Just need to yell at somebody service. Good people to make fun of. Four people one toilet. You are doing … Continue reading →

Permission for ninja training kids. No stairs. Smell test outside of your place. Practice kicks. Heavy breathing without internet. Kids digging and hiding things no pictures allowed. Nighttime DNA altering lawn spray. Lemons for the kids. People are food mixing … Continue reading →

Giving camping permission. Disabled squirrels. Keep your squirrels out of my yard. Putting together a relay race. Animal races. Animal gambling. Animal pipes. Eating in bed. Laundry pipe. Handling restraining orders. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of … Continue reading →

Hand out the candy location. Candy garbage. Blasting some golf balls. Threatened with a good time. Lost and abandoned. Breaking windows in abandoned places. Dead cat burial location. Synthetic ice. Bringing the cars through. Hotel gifts from other guests. Parking … Continue reading →

Lightning rod. Bonus points. Contact lens help. Bring me to my car because I cannot see. Rooms for officers. Valid room refund for not getting laid. Extra door part things. Sink pee. Reasons for assigned rooms. I cannot accept that. … Continue reading →

Accidentally giving permission to clean your carpets. Accidentally giving permission to use your yard. Permission to rewire the whole house. Nothing is labeled. Borrow your car to deliver the paper. You have to help deliver some of these packages. Touching … Continue reading →

Toilets will not clog. Neither wanted to. Scared of you. Please have them hold you back. Attempted flat tire. The fear inside. Divert your eyes from me. Guest request. Park next to you please. Assigned parking. Block everybody online. Spaghetti … Continue reading →

Plasma credits. Using your driveway for the blood drive. Put trash out early. Trash exchange. High at work. We are all neighbors. Smoke for me please. Better science. Pictures of trash. Knocking on doors. Roof golf balls. Sync with the … Continue reading →

RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Don’t listen to me. Tend to your mother. Stop listening to me. Smoking and pumping gas. Loner car. Dog magic and dog miracles. Car cleaner. Sink is the only urinal. Distraction service. VIP dogs. Dog party. Dragonmere … Continue reading →

Problem with the front desk. Knocking on doors. Run it through the parking lot quick. Fingers. Cutting loose in the parking lot. Smash it up. Misplaced cactus. Towing practice. Parking lot lawyer. Lot prosecutor. Should have stayed at the other … Continue reading →

Hit by the car. Installing speed bumps. Talk. Dramatic performance. Rutting season. Cigarette colors. Cigarette calories. Cigarette weight. One hundred cigarettes. Defective gas cigarette. Cigarette dipping. Cigarettes are really bad for you. Electric syrup. Used gas. Scary music. Deaf man … Continue reading →

Room rotation. Just leave the car alone please. Not really blind with dog to meet women. Grab my smokes. On a lot of not bad stuff. Kitchen dog. Slip money under the door to celebrate. The meeting. Knocking survey. Milk … Continue reading →

Wait it out. Ask if they are hot. Slipping notes under doors. Blew the hat up into the rooms. Pretend funeral person limit. Knocking on doors. Everything has a vanilla flavor. Hot driver. Bit your cheek refund. Extra breads. A … Continue reading →

Don’t answer the phone like that. Damages. Stain estimate. Parking next to my vehicle. Speakeasy. Cleaning fee issued to the hotel. Fallout shelter. Changing hotel locks. Shovel shelter. Hide in the basement. Instructions to be prepared. Preferred locksmith. Hotel Pledge. … Continue reading →