WastedMemory Prank Call Show

Observe my driving. The wrong hotel. Water sticks. Keeping clothing. Around my age. They left their clothes behind. Small head and leaving clothes. A real crossed line mistake at the front desk. File a situation report because it went down … Continue reading →

Bring your own carts. Low intelligence. Keep it instead. Self driving test. Only vape. Just keep them in there. Beat me up challenge. Preparing food. Reenacting movie scenes. Spin around. Ruined plumbing. Drugs limit. Gauge my drunkenness. The dumpster raccoon … Continue reading →

Shoe drop box. Prop open the back door and slip in unnoticed. Ball rental. Taking the ball. Taking the ball with you everywhere. Switching balls. Chirping balls. Quiet bowling. Licking oily balls. Pinmaster. Bathroom taste. Throwing balls at cats. Shoes … Continue reading →

Fake drugs. Real front desks. Only one sandwich. No drive-thru. Drive-thru button. Taking apart the sandwich trouble. Fake drugs in the parking lot. Dirty in the room. Groundhogs day. Groundhog policy. Horse rabbit. Muskets. Mixed with fake drugs. Dragonmere has … Continue reading →

Selling stuff out front. Salt removal. Getting to know people. Just trying to buy them beer and smokes. Cigs for weed. Whats good. Buying cigarettes for everybody. Really good price on gas. Smartphone update. Where the party at. Eating napkins. … Continue reading →

The shady man. Honesty on the first day. Dog petting. Dog textures. Getting a ride. Worried about losing keys. Safe override code. Monkey buttons, toaster crystals, and changed room numbers. Keep the fries warm. Hide for a few minutes. Put … Continue reading →

RIP Bob Saget. Stand-up routine. Move the trash cans closer to the street. What is the sauce packet. The packet was not on the sandwich. Horse rabbits. Trouble with the crew. Dating the employee question. Way too fast sandwich. Trash … Continue reading →

Instructions for the drive-thru are missing. Packets just thrown in the bag. This lettuce is all over. The drive-thru lane what’s that. Turkey leftovers. Found some food. Leaving food for somebody else to find. My voice is my password. Password … Continue reading →

Canadian electric. Shopping lessons. Respect the substitute shopper please. I prefer to talk to the parents instead. Too many video games and cell phone times. The substitute shopper got in trouble with their parents. Extra wires. Permission to date the … Continue reading →

Merry Christmas! Where is Santa? What is that? How does Santa hotel rooms? How strict are the do not disturb signs? Why don’t the Santa trackers match? What’s minutes? What is Santa made out of? How can I watch how … Continue reading →

The audio quality is kinda BAD on this one, SORRY. Authentic experiences. Where are you. I do not want to cause a panic. Accumulate gasses. Merry Christmas Spirit. Gift exchange. Have this little bag for you. Bribing security with gifts. … Continue reading →

Dog drugs. Dog medicine cream. Sneaking in and out of the bathrooms. Sneaking in the treats. Dark web dog medicine. Acting shady policy. Good news and bad news. Throw you a g. Bio-dome room experiment. Really old dog. Poop call. … Continue reading →

Places to put old people. Santa stuff. Watching Keith. Sandwich is stuck and hard to spit out. Too salty. This is not a bank, this is a clothing store. The employee customer dating rules. Battery limit pay hotel toll. Take … Continue reading →

Join the band. Required friendship via the app. No pen. Drink carrier is broken. Bathroom singing and bands. Big enough to fit in trash cans. Turkey ass. Weird stuff in the trash, sex computer. Slippery trash. Needle trash. Record the … Continue reading →

Pranksgiving. Black Friday stuff. Learn how to puke. Help sniffing things. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out worldofprankcalls.com and phonelosers.org and prankcast.com Main site for past episodes and live streaming links: https://www.wastedshow.com The … Continue reading →

Holes. Feet on your grass. Waiting for the order. Business shoe. Talk to James one more time. Borrow sugar. Help taking a pill. Something was up. On account of the daughter. Locked my stuff in their car by accident. Coffee … Continue reading →

Book of spells. Straight WiFi only. Backyard curse. Not so far away state legal plastic bag voodoo hole. Gloves. Physical touch. Peanut butter. Forging a customer card. You cannot roofie yourself in the hotel lobby. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe … Continue reading →

Dragonmere in the house. Stealing the leaves bit. A list of your fears so you don’t get scared. No hanging out. New neighbors. Yard poop. Bring you a dog. Number of people my sister has been with. Get slippery. Tell … Continue reading →

Backyard curse. Take the blame for underage drinking. Santa time. Hiding substances at your place. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out worldofprankcalls.com and phonelosers.org and prankcast.com Main site for past episodes and live … Continue reading →

Love thy neighbor. Just talk to my case worker please. Loving hotels. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out worldofprankcalls.com and phonelosers.org and prankcast.com Main site for past episodes and live streaming links: https://www.wastedshow.com … Continue reading →

What are those guys doin over there? Free drugs, free love, what am i doing. heres the unedited show, i lied, i ran a noise filter, yeah Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check … Continue reading →

Digging holes. Help with learning English. Help scaring sister. Missed stuff during sleep. Flammable sweat. ID for gas. Stage an accident for the mechanic. Problem with the gas with the string. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of … Continue reading →

Light bulb switching. Hornets nest in your yard. Throwing hornets in your garbage can. Combining your trash. Rare garbage. Your trash is light. Drive thru vehicle damage. Dumpster bees. Trash hornets. Dumpster duty. Spider mommy. Little guys. Fast-food pen-pals. Parking … Continue reading →

Only men at the gas pumps. Stop everyone from talking because I don’t like it. Everyone is talking too quietly. Candy differences. Candy contraceptive. Free-reign dumpsters. Milk door. Thinking about your house. Whispering about me. Keeper of the house. Connect … Continue reading →

Package for Roy. Dog attacks. Attacked by the animals. Squirrels on attack. High level squirrels. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out worldofprankcalls.com and phonelosers.org and prankcast.com Main site for past episodes and live … Continue reading →

Watering your bushes. Bushes not looking too good. Personal bush protest. Flammable body fluids. Medical condition requires no shorts. No nails. Dungeon master. Bushes. Due to the medication. Sound waves. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live … Continue reading →

Stop feeding the squirrels. Lights out. Toilet flushing schedule. Garbage cans. Incorrect phone number for this house. Backyard situation Beverly. Found my own hair in the food. Turtle is not eating the fries. Dragonmere poop story. Citizens arrest. Scare my … Continue reading →

A lot of naked people running around here. We could see you pooping. Milk door. Poop hair. Smash it up a bit. Phone beeps. Angry at the way the phone rang. Question problem. Nipple policy. Street chicken. Dragonmere has a … Continue reading →

Fines. Vax status. A science question. Rules keeper. Pay for extra food. Unknown issue. So we don’t have to dart you. Combative. Check the log. A regular issue. Gas stain. Fish cleaning in the bathroom. A lot of spiders. Burger … Continue reading →

Poop in the hair and help the nation. Lost pants. Find the shovel please. We dig a hole. Parking lot direction. Told him to smash into you. Fake dog accident. Helicopter fuel. Helicopter keys. Building landings. Helicopter crash. Move the … Continue reading →

The first part of the first call I had the caller audio turned down, sorrrrrry. Dog poop in the hair call. Different words are used. Rummage sale. I don’t have an internet. Stop messing with the milk door. I need … Continue reading →

Cancel my reservation. Cancellation fee. Permanent marker. Rubbing the gasoline all over. The dog has a new smell. Peaches. Smell my dog. Fast food reservation. Meat mail. Double hand-off. No macaroni on the mac. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! … Continue reading →

Tell me how big you are for the belts I am buying for you. Neck size for the scarf. Knit sweaters. Had to get punched in the face. Donate some blood because safe. Donate blood in the parking lot to … Continue reading →

Hall monitor. Ninjas. Hall monitor duty. Climbing out of windows rule. Tornadoes n stuff. The earthquake plan. Shoe rental exchange. I don’t know what to do. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Main … Continue reading →

Public poop protest. Little types of fireworks. Drunk driving practice. Just trying to fix it. Tunnel call. It will not eat. Exchange bowling shoes. Bring in the pins. The number of fights today. Sick of toenails. Injury report. Good to … Continue reading →

Can’t make it in tonight. Might have hurt somebody with gas in a run under accident. Sleeping in the bathtub. Drank at your location. Problem with numbers. Couple of fireworks. I want them to stay. Tray of ash. Sneaky bathroom. … Continue reading →

Bird therapy. No hold please. Toxic’s pet sorta. Scared of possible bug sting. Corner my friend for an intervention. Pump number three please. Return the stolen gas. Stolen chair. Sting rumor. Practice drive. Raccoon in the room. Bathroom time limit … Continue reading →

John McAfee died. Storage for ashes. Memorial baggie. Pop off. Fireworks. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Main site for past episodes and live streaming links: https://www.wastedshow.com The link for your rss podcast … Continue reading →

I like honking my horn. Towing cars to get the word out. Holes. Hey Hey Hey. Citizen’s arrest. Customer service. Honk. Hotel animal. Chicken delivery. Fireworks. Tow cars. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check … Continue reading →

Rules for a citizens arrest. Security master. Getting arrested. Roommate dispute. Citizen’s arrest. Everything is okay. Jimbob. Urination in the common areas. Ice machine. Moon dog. Dragonmere has a YouTube! Subscribe Now! https://www.youtube.com/dragonmere List/Schedule of Live Shows: http://worldofprankcalls.com/liveshows Check out http://worldofprankcalls.com and http://phonelosers.org Main … Continue reading →

Not invited to the birthday party. Mousetrap only half worked. The squirrel is not going to make it. Getting caught. You’re hired. Permission to speed. Sneak into the party. Lighting. Just a lot of stuff laying out. Dying squirrel. Room … Continue reading →

Second floor manager. Manager of the felony trial. I was never there. Expert witness. Holes. Never billed. Bone thief. Bone bleach. Fight policy. Secret vitamins. Natural melted water. Pregnant type times. Cute dog. Stop meeting like this. Hotel chicken. Help … Continue reading →

Audio is missing from 5-18, on to the next week. Lie for me. Labels. Which one is the side of the basket. Limit 1 on buy 1 get 1. Beans on bread. Report me for shoplifting without shoplifting. Unlimited hot … Continue reading →

Job stuff. I will take the job thanks. Private Investigator. That was just a regular phone call but I liked it. Hotel cleaning. Hotel dog watcher. Push button. Milk door. Don’t tell my mother I smoke. Car tent. Getting a … Continue reading →

Picking up a few shifts. Hiring for other places. Sending over an employee. Corporate re-calibration. Drop in this chicken. Get this dog to eat this lettuce. Flowers. Inspecting mail. Auto-flush. Pick up a train. Fastest food to eat. A Good … Continue reading →

Firing people in the business room. Just kinda hanging out in the room. Reward for getting employees in trouble. Animal bowling. Leaving the family at the bowling alley. Permission to date employees. Being a witness to the termination. Grab my … Continue reading →

Getting hit by cars. Up and over. Marijuana’s birthday. Just one really big one. Poppin off. Delivery driver allowed inside. Offering you a drink. Smash them up a little bit for the mechanic. Got punched in the face. Water face. … Continue reading →

Doing a quick sweep. Just need to hit some curbs with the car. Smash the car up a little bit. Insurance smash. By accident 70 to 80 times. Bad mushrooms. Your backyard mushrooms. Turtle chocolate. Gas pump line up. Just … Continue reading →

Group toilets. Harassment policy. Milk door. Mix it up. Toilet number policy. Wedding ring is not missing and fix the shoes. It was buried in the back. Hairspray waffle. Return stolen gas. Bad routers from bad gas. Playing with a … Continue reading →

The milk room collection circle. Pooping in strangers bathrooms. Too many items for the room. Come back to dig holes. Disconnected from the man on the phone. Somebody for him to talk to in the store. Park in front of … Continue reading →