WastedMemory Prank Call Show

Sorry, some of the audio is a bit blasted out in this one. A place for method acting. Recording permission. Cricket pet fees. Cricket fudge. Cabbage secret bugs. A touch movie. Street chickens. Touching time. Gas reservation. Credit card messy. … Continue reading →

Messing with the holes. Private investigator has been hired. Looking for already found keys. Press charges on the baby. The other guests do not hang out. Adult beverages and adult foods. Social media friends with employees. Physically bumped. Gas appointment. … Continue reading →

Write this number down. Taking pictures of you. Return the WiFi. Turn in employees for rewards. Serving restrictions. Best friend for hire. Smell restriction. Dual person phone call. The popcorn is not working. Report the employee. Just mix it in. … Continue reading →

Watch the employee eat the food before. Teeth requirement for the foods. An example. Meet the sandwich maker. Misplaced sandwich. Sister was tickling me. Take some hotel observations. Watch them eat. Observe and watch. Tickling in the car. Burger eating … Continue reading →

Driving drunk practice. Things that dogs like. Expensive phone. Face punch. Bad for business. Mix tape. Best smoking spot for spliffs. Just trying to help. Describe the parking lot. Body wash and bar soap. Motorcycle laps say it back. Parking … Continue reading →

Late start shorter show. Carpet color. Lost the hearing aids. Hotel pranks. Birthday dissociative wallet on top. Small hole in the carpet. Angry raccoon. Forgot the wavier for shopping and panties. Sneak the lettuce. Deserved to get hit in the … Continue reading →

Trouble in bed. Legally provide tips to employees. Bribes. Money. Deserved to get punched in the face. Not being forced to stay. More punching. Face punching for money. Lock the bathroom doors from the outside. Lock the room from the … Continue reading →

Everything was broken for a bit. Gas return. Definitely going to be late to the store. Foot tire. Pump number three please. Making a break from the pet store. Cleaning your floor fee and all the floor mats. Knock the … Continue reading →

Toilet sticks. Park next to your car. Employee parking. Side door. Lunch break. Zero to talk. More employee parking. Secret bathroom. Winston special. Jennifer. Where you at. Same as what she knows and parking. Employee bathrooms. Excessive name spelling. Switch … Continue reading →

Tips for hotel sneaking. Intimate hotel prep fee. Information about the customer on pump three. Crying bagel seasoning seeds. Tire dressing. Hand to hand cash transaction. Bequeathed stuff and transferring ownership. Stepped in dog poop. You have my permission to … Continue reading →

Get this stuff outta here. Small hamburgers. Stop stacking the bottle caps. Clocking in as a customer with a signed permission slip. Offensive food orders. Go get my cigarettes please. Scare my sister in the drive-thru. That burger scared my … Continue reading →

Sanitation checks. Getting into Jesus. Light touching to pump gas. Putting bees in the gas door. Observe the hand washing signature. Angry milk door. Your name on the envelope. Rummage sale at the house. Milk door peeking. Fake prank. Install … Continue reading →

Happy New Years Yearly Extended Show! We start off with SPlink and Toxic. Parking lot fireworks. People in room limit. Drawer stuff. Midnight time pop off. Limits on face punching. Exchange services in the lobby. Fake echo. Dog on leg. … Continue reading →

There’s a chanced I messed up the audio on the beginning of this show when it was recorded. Having hotel puppies. Trying to find the sandwich. Reserve a parking spot. Special animals. Allowed to use adult diapers anywhere. Adult diaper … Continue reading →

Paid money to rough me up a bit. Hotel gift exchange. Invited to employee lunch. Hotel room smells. The dog does not exist. Just in case the poop leaks out. Using adult diapers in the hotel. Poop down the shower … Continue reading →

Protected chicken in the hallway. Paid punch to the face. Rule breaking chicken. Chicken law. Keeping the street chickens. Job to call. Cool with the street chickens. No pet chickens. Chicken pushing with foot. Pocket candy. Touching chickens. Gravy wavier. … Continue reading →

They might want me to leave. Laws on trespassing. Shopping cart electric device. Funny ding voicemail. Stun guns might not be allowed. Aggressive levels for employees. We love the staring mustache man. In trouble with the store. Sucker punching friends … Continue reading →

Super foods. Assistance for opening before paying. Live food. Used to be able to jiggle push and lean into, just to see the other room. Front desk standing fee. Moon shoes and foot juices. Problems in the bedroom. Entertainment dog. … Continue reading →

Boobie milk. Dadead announcement. Sam has seven apples. The letters e y e s and y e s spells. Permission for writing a book about what happened personally. Talking to employees about the break room. Maximum amount of food in … Continue reading →

Treadmill weight limit for fat animals. Hand somebody else the phone. The gas tank is not full. Dead kitty cat situation resurrection. First aid for cat vs car. Bury the roadkill. The rest of this gas. Horse guest. Pressure limit. … Continue reading →

You are looking talking to me. Business dog. Dog pinching. Deal with the business dog. Dog driver. Car ding double up looking at cars. Door lock ding for comparing rooms. A look inside the TV. Pickup delivery. Shoe rental exchange. … Continue reading →

Nobody told me to vote or not to vote. No voting reward. Voter chocolate and free stuff. Voter discount procedure. Only talking to people that voted. Tell me which way to vote. Permission to vote. Voter authorization. Just want to … Continue reading →

Halloween candy situation. Bad hotel candy. Hotel rooms give out bad candy. Adult trick or treat. A Three Musketer. Suspicious candy branded candy. Speak to the candy man. Something to re-seal candy bars., gotta check em. Next day air package. … Continue reading →

My computer was still broke ish, Dragonmere hosts the stream! Cart narcs. Pervert prevention. Need more gas to get to the hotel. Hornets in the gas door. Phone number swap. Handful of bees. Trick or treat every night this week. … Continue reading →

All the machines break and Dragonmere hosts the stream saving the day. The dumpster situation. Scary gas station raccoon refund. Dead raccoon glue shower. Shower gas. Hold On. Confess to the oldest person there. Getting banned on purpose. The oldest … Continue reading →

Fart Narcs. Pooping without a mask. Marsupials. Masks inside the cooler. General hanging out in the coolers. Directions to the back room. Switch around the rooms around a bit. Cannot find the hall. Plans with the eggs. It smells like … Continue reading →

This is a short mini after Dragonmere before Community Calls show. I may have had a few drinks… I also set up audio stuff for the first 5 minutes, so jump ahead if you don’t wanna hear it. Puddle fight. … Continue reading →

Poop protest for cutting loose. Saw a raccoon after pumping gas. Lots of dogs pooping. Not allowed information. Coffee and poop bags. Sneaky dookie. Special time for no shopping carts. You let people use dookie in the bathrooms. Ding it … Continue reading →

It looks like a cat. Parking at the pump. Rube Goldberg car ding. Changed mind about taking fault for the car ding. Serious chicken rip-off call. Tell me your plans with the chickens. Chicken background check. Chicken packets. Eggs are … Continue reading →

New dialer system activated. Tell me the time. We dinged the car. Chicken call long distance any color put in your bid. House chickens. Pinged your car. Packed and assorted chickens. Scary devil chickens with drugs. Talk to you now … Continue reading →

My computer is having a meltdown still so Dragonmere saves the day again! Mumsi is also still crashing! Sweet! The shoes are missing. The battery is DEAD. Change the gift card wrong. Food subscription. Put the baby away. Beer robot. … Continue reading →

Dragonmere hosts the stream while I try to fix audio issues on my end. Video phone is not working. A fair chance to fix the room. Reselling accounts is not allowed. Noise sandwich. Ice cream court. Tax court. Fake email. … Continue reading →

Special thanks to Dragonmere for hosting the audio stream tonight! Dragonmere takes over the show! Real name and room number. Dreams. The screws do not match you must be doing it wrong. Just use it more. No drinks. Replacement stock … Continue reading →

Broken glass luggage. Broken glass chicken. The letter z is grayed out. Mail some broken glass. Gas station comedy show. Feet glass. Car full of glass. Car gravy. These boxers are done. Old people get charged the same amount. Strong … Continue reading →

Numerous issues with the call machine tonight, but we had a bunch of fun… Sugar-free room. No pong or table tennis. You are not cancelled. Ice delivery. Guilty for a dirty room. Free shipping. Do the earbuds the right way. … Continue reading →

Testing out the new dialer for a medium good show. Mask exchange. Gas pedal confusion. Change that email back for man managing. You stole the game account. Intervention. Oven printer. Package under the bed. It’s not a money thing. Gas … Continue reading →

SPLink premiere on this show. Metric gas. Metric air. That baby had no shoes on the feet. Ride fraud. Phone repair. Go pick up your own stuff. Pool info. The dog is included. Ordering stuff at 4 AM. It has … Continue reading →

A fun show. Bathroom suspects. Left handed phones. Metric cell phone conversion kit. Package rerouting. Don’t do drugs. Extra contact-less stuff. It’s already a month late. The package is in Austria. Do not give out your shoe size to phone … Continue reading →

Medium good show? Lots of places would not pick up. We get the momentum going eventually… Food restrictions. Clean the beans out. Old batteries. No answers for your car, smoke some marijuana instead, and do not post your contact info … Continue reading →

I just want the gift cards. A list to block the social medias. Just pay more instead of less. Not enough minutes. Something about a lack of hats or parts. Porn works better on a computer long gun. Trying to … Continue reading →

Music video in the drive-thru. Explain your lettuce, ice, and taco. Yank the cord from the wall. Fixing your internet. Completing a refund. Your vehicles were used in felonies. Why are you blocking my Uber eats account. Food in the … Continue reading →

TV situation. Angry calls with veal. Off the menu. Trying to be nice and hold the door and people are mean. Astrology. Dirty windshield. Room policies. Feng Shui energy flows. Dog bed package. Another package is missing. Free upgrades. We … Continue reading →

Authorize the pat-down. Room key and guest list phone interviews. We want a dirty room. Complainer return. Bad speakers. Ants on a blender. Tell me your problem now. Time to cross the bridge. Free bag of ice. Reroute the package. … Continue reading →

Missing TV charge. Hypothetical situations. Questions about broken glass in the room. Come and pick up your package already. Double or nothing. Naked pictures are free. Let’s hear a slap on the phone. Just admit you don’t want to pay. … Continue reading →

Walking backwards policy. I break my Phonelosers glass. Bloody footprints. I just don’t want to be judged. Pocket contents rules. Offensive balls on the face. Get double up on the gas. Feet washing fountain. Loud fisting. Broken glass in pockets. … Continue reading →

Volume levels were all messed up during recording. Some of the cars are hard to hear. I tried to clean it up, but the holes calls are definitely worth it. Used masks and hand gloves. I need to make a … Continue reading →

This show was done on May 12th, a day after we heard about Carlito. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you need to stop listening to this and immediately listen to every Madhouse Radio show you can find. … Continue reading →

Perverted taco eating. It says it’s not a virus. Master key for the rooms. Pipecast sewer edition. Indoor gas. Write a lie letter. Dookie bag. Bed not required. Dumpster policy. We saw a lot of food going in there. Best … Continue reading →

This show makes up for the previous show. I need supervision. Bag pants. WiFi make me poop pants. Decay photos. Person in charge of dead animals, just have to lay everything out. A good place for the sick dog. Can’t … Continue reading →

Short show, in fact, do not listen to this one. Took the WiFi home with me, sorry. I want to bring the WiFi back. Dogs can’t get married. Get this WiFi outta here. Racist WiFi. Yellow WiFi. Racist web filter. … Continue reading →