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Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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Ep 24Mark rolls a burrito with orange peels for rob

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rob eats an orange peel burrito

Jul 12, 20241h 26m

S7 Ep 23rob makes stick figures and names all of them

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mark lights Rob's stick figures on fire

Jul 9, 20241h 31m

S7 Ep 22MARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTION

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BREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT

Jul 7, 20241h 18m

S7 Ep 21MARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER

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MARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER

Jul 5, 20241h 27m

S7 Ep 20Rob pisses his name in a shopping mall

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Rob gets arrested

Jul 3, 20241h 11m

S7 Ep 19Rob wipes his face with a used snot rag

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Rob;s face has snot all over it.

Jul 1, 20241h 19m

S7 Ep 18Rob learns to blow fire

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Rob burns down a bank accidentally

Jun 28, 20241h 29m

S7 Ep 17Mark lights Rob's loin cloth on fire

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Rob burns his special area

Jun 26, 20241h 19m

S7 Ep 16Rob likes to do the robot in front of a mirror

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Rob sings staying alive in falsetto

Jun 24, 20241h 20m

S7 Ep 15Rob has a big bowl of naval gravy

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Rob eats his naval gravy

Jun 22, 20241h 24m

S7 Ep 14Mark eats 10 minnows

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rob eats a urinal puck that was used

Jun 20, 20241h 27m

S7 Ep 13Rob steps on a pine cone and cries

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mark is pissed, rob trampled his prize pine cone.

Jun 18, 20241h 25m

S7 Ep 12Rob makes friendship bracelets for dead squirrels

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Mark tries on a friendship bracelet Rob crafted for dead squirrels

Jun 15, 20241h 15m

S7 Ep 11mark has a cart full of crickets

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mark throws crickets in rob's face

Jun 14, 20241h 19m

S7 Ep 9mark and Rob mean well, no they don't

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rob eats a can of potted meat, he is sick.

Jun 13, 20241h 16m

S7 Ep 8rob has burning pee

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rob has a penile wat issue

Jun 11, 20241h 19m

S7 Ep 7Mark likes to smell earwax

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mark likes to smell puss

Jun 9, 20241h 32m

S7 Ep 6rob gets his rectal glands expressed

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rob get his rectal glands squeezed

Jun 7, 20241h 12m

S7 Ep 5Rob wears a condom over his head because mark called him a dick

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rob wears a condom over his head to try for a world record, he lost

Jun 4, 20241h 20m

S7 Ep 4a trolly runs over Marks foot, he screams for 3 hours

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rob drives a trolly over mark's foot say it was accidental.......

Jun 3, 20241h 38m

S7 Ep 3bonus episode, it still sucks

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bonus horrible episode

Jun 1, 202455 min

S7 Ep 2mark has a new boil

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Rob smacks mark's eyelid boil

May 30, 20241h 15m

S7 Ep 1Rob invents a shirt for big toes

Mark stole Robs shirt he made for his big toe

May 29, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 61mark and rob hum pink floyd for hours

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rob and mark hum show tunes

May 27, 20241h 19m

S6 Ep 60rob rad reads poetry to a monkey

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a monkey bites mark because rob kept reciting poetry

May 25, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 59mark sells a giant peanut butter sculpture

rob finds marks peanut butter sculpture and melts it with a propane torch

May 23, 20241h 20m

S6 Ep 58rob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farm

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mark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed

May 21, 20241h 16m

Ep 56a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm

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Rob throws a boulder at mark's pet ant farm

May 21, 20241h 16m

S6 Ep 56mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds

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Rob thinks rat turds are raisins and eats them

May 18, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 55Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes

Rob's toe is bitten off by an opossum.

May 17, 20241h 11m

S6 Ep 54rob has an evil twin that throws poo

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mark get hit with poo from robs' evil twin

May 15, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 53Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark

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mark fries up aardvark foreskin for Rob. Rob throws it at Mark.

May 14, 20241h 0m

S6 Ep 52mark gets dared to eat fire ants

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mark has a burning swollen tongue

May 11, 20241h 19m

S6 Ep 51mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down

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Rob has horrible hemorroids

May 9, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 50mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it

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rob has multiple hair extensions it k=looks horrible

May 7, 20241h 10m

S6 Ep 49mark paddles rob when he is napping

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Mark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.

May 4, 20241h 10m

S6 Ep 48Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump

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mark copied robs essay on how not to make loud noises when taking a dump

May 2, 20241h 24m

S6 Ep 47numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

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numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

Apr 29, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 46Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online

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mark n rob learn dance moves

Apr 25, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 45Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter

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Rob has a sex change and keeps his penis in a jar.

Apr 23, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 44mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire

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rob lights marks sock puppet on fire

Apr 21, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 43mark trips on a piece of chewing gum

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rob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped

Apr 19, 20241h 18m

S6 Ep 42Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity

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mark puts down money on the ostrich

Apr 17, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 41a wild monkey hammers robs foot with a club

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mark trains a pet monkey

Apr 15, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 40mark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on rob

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rob hits mark in the face with his own vomit

Apr 14, 20241h 25m

S6 Ep 39Rob accidently eats vomit

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mark smells like vomit

Apr 12, 20241h 29m

S6 Ep 36pet tricks Mark does with a ring of fire

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rob eats dog biscuits and pants

Apr 11, 20241h 23m

S6 Ep 35rob has bacon farts

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mark lights rob's ass on fire

Apr 9, 20241h 47m

S6 Ep 34a turtle attacks mark and robs picnic

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a turtle makes mark and rob cry

Apr 7, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 33rob fakes passing out to get a free ride to the movie theater next to the hospital.

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mark stole robs movie ticket.

Apr 6, 20241h 28m
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