
Two Douchebags and a Microphone
705 episodes — Page 8 of 15
S8 Ep 16Eh, it's a new episode
Eeh, it's a new episode......
S8 Ep 15Rob finds a odd shaped footprint
ERob tries to communicate with a footprint
S8 Ep 14Mark has a pet wasp that stung him 3 times
Emarks tries to feed his pet wasp apple sauce
S8 Ep 13mark has silly putty but it is too warm and stuck on his face
Emark looks odd with silly putty stuck to his face.
S8 Ep 12Mark has a water balloon filled with urine
ERob gets hit in the face with a urine filled water balloon
S8 Ep 8Rob wears a sheep mask to run errands
Erobs mask looks weird but he is weird
S8 Ep 7Rob tries to look like a radish
ERob likes to eat pudding
S8 Ep 6Mark has a homemade mouse trap, it snaps on his nose
Emark's nose bandage looks funny
S8 Ep 5rob picks his nose and people film it
ERob asks for a napkin after having a sausage explode
S8 Ep 4Rob gets stung by a moth
ERob thinks a wasp is a moth, it stings him.
S8 Ep 3ROB SMELLS BIRDS
EBIRDS DON'T LIKE ROB SMELLING THEM
S8 Ep 2MARK SLOBBERS ALL OVER THE MIC AND SHORTS IT OUT
EMARK RUINS HIS MIC BY SLOBBERING ON IT.
S8 Ep 1mark ignites Rob's nose hairs as a joke
ERob has flaming nose hairs thanks to Mark's lighter
S7 Ep 33Rob grows his nose hairs
ERob braids his nose hairs
S7 Ep 32MARK TRIES A NEW BRAND OF FOOD, FRIED ASS.
EROB LEARNS HOW TO MAKE FRIED ASS
S7 Ep 31Mark cuts Robs speedo's crotch out
ERob wears crotchless soeedo's
S7 Ep 30Mark puts garbage in Rob's pillow case
ERob finds garbage hidden in his pillow case
S7 Ep 29Rob finds a bag of dead fish.
ERob named his dead pet fish
S7 Ep 28Rob shows how to gargle jelly beans
ERob chokes on jelly beans
S7 Ep 27Rob argues over a episode of mannix
ERob watches Mannix with people at the retirement home
S7 Ep 26Mark has a weird tick that sounds like a badger
ERob makes fun of marks weird tick
S7 Ep 25Rob has a twinkie that tasted like a chocolate zinger, oh he just read it wrong, it is a zinger
ERob hates red velvet toast
S7 Ep 24rob eats a burrito made of orange peels
Emark rolls an orange peel burrito
Ep 24Mark rolls a burrito with orange peels for rob
Erob eats an orange peel burrito
S7 Ep 23rob makes stick figures and names all of them
Emark lights Rob's stick figures on fire
S7 Ep 22MARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTION
EBREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT
S7 Ep 21MARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER
EMARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER
S7 Ep 20Rob pisses his name in a shopping mall
ERob gets arrested
S7 Ep 19Rob wipes his face with a used snot rag
ERob;s face has snot all over it.
S7 Ep 18Rob learns to blow fire
ERob burns down a bank accidentally
S7 Ep 17Mark lights Rob's loin cloth on fire
ERob burns his special area
S7 Ep 16Rob likes to do the robot in front of a mirror
ERob sings staying alive in falsetto
S7 Ep 15Rob has a big bowl of naval gravy
ERob eats his naval gravy
S7 Ep 14Mark eats 10 minnows
Erob eats a urinal puck that was used
S7 Ep 13Rob steps on a pine cone and cries
Emark is pissed, rob trampled his prize pine cone.
S7 Ep 12Rob makes friendship bracelets for dead squirrels
EMark tries on a friendship bracelet Rob crafted for dead squirrels
S7 Ep 11mark has a cart full of crickets
Emark throws crickets in rob's face
S7 Ep 9mark and Rob mean well, no they don't
Erob eats a can of potted meat, he is sick.
S7 Ep 8rob has burning pee
Erob has a penile wat issue
S7 Ep 7Mark likes to smell earwax
Emark likes to smell puss
S7 Ep 6rob gets his rectal glands expressed
Erob get his rectal glands squeezed
S7 Ep 5Rob wears a condom over his head because mark called him a dick
Erob wears a condom over his head to try for a world record, he lost
S7 Ep 4a trolly runs over Marks foot, he screams for 3 hours
Erob drives a trolly over mark's foot say it was accidental.......
S7 Ep 3bonus episode, it still sucks
Ebonus horrible episode
S7 Ep 2mark has a new boil
ERob smacks mark's eyelid boil
S7 Ep 1Rob invents a shirt for big toes
Mark stole Robs shirt he made for his big toe
S6 Ep 61mark and rob hum pink floyd for hours
Erob and mark hum show tunes
S6 Ep 60rob rad reads poetry to a monkey
Ea monkey bites mark because rob kept reciting poetry
S6 Ep 59mark sells a giant peanut butter sculpture
rob finds marks peanut butter sculpture and melts it with a propane torch
S6 Ep 58rob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farm
Emark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed