
Two Douchebags and a Microphone
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Ep 56a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm
ERob throws a boulder at mark's pet ant farm
S6 Ep 56mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds
ERob thinks rat turds are raisins and eats them
S6 Ep 55Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes
Rob's toe is bitten off by an opossum.
S6 Ep 54rob has an evil twin that throws poo
Emark get hit with poo from robs' evil twin
S6 Ep 53Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark
Emark fries up aardvark foreskin for Rob. Rob throws it at Mark.
S6 Ep 52mark gets dared to eat fire ants
Emark has a burning swollen tongue
S6 Ep 51mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down
ERob has horrible hemorroids
S6 Ep 50mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it
Erob has multiple hair extensions it k=looks horrible
S6 Ep 49mark paddles rob when he is napping
EMark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.
S6 Ep 48Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump
Emark copied robs essay on how not to make loud noises when taking a dump
S6 Ep 47numerous stories from a couple of douchebags
Enumerous stories from a couple of douchebags
S6 Ep 46Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online
Emark n rob learn dance moves
S6 Ep 45Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter
ERob has a sex change and keeps his penis in a jar.
S6 Ep 44mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire
Erob lights marks sock puppet on fire
S6 Ep 43mark trips on a piece of chewing gum
Erob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped
S6 Ep 42Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity
Emark puts down money on the ostrich
S6 Ep 41a wild monkey hammers robs foot with a club
Emark trains a pet monkey
S6 Ep 40mark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on rob
Erob hits mark in the face with his own vomit
S6 Ep 39Rob accidently eats vomit
Emark smells like vomit
S6 Ep 36pet tricks Mark does with a ring of fire
Erob eats dog biscuits and pants
S6 Ep 35rob has bacon farts
Emark lights rob's ass on fire
S6 Ep 34a turtle attacks mark and robs picnic
Ea turtle makes mark and rob cry
S6 Ep 33rob fakes passing out to get a free ride to the movie theater next to the hospital.
Emark stole robs movie ticket.
S6 Ep 32rob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble.
ERob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.
S6 Ep 31mark n rob fell in a pit of garbage, mark holds rob's head under, rob throws acid in marks face
two douchebags reporting for duty
S6 Ep 30enjoy this one, Rob gets stung by 30 hornets live
Emark raised Hornets and let them go.
S6 Ep 29made with all white meat turkey breast
Emark cracks rob in the nuts.
S6 Ep 28 part 2 Rob's nipple was tore off by a hummingbird.
ERob has successful nipple replacement surgery.
S6 Ep 27this one works, I swear!
Ethis one works, I swear!
S6 Ep 26new podcast made with 100 percent real cheese
Ereal cheese and bits of chicken
S6 Ep 25big dumb show with rob n mark
Ebig dumb show with the douchebags
S6 Ep 24Rob has some things to say
ERob has some words
S6 Ep 23not sure about this one
Estill not sure
S6 Ep 22mark has a ice cream cone, rob doesn't
Erob steals marks ice cream cone
S6 Ep 21mark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls out
Emark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out
S6 Ep 19rob tries yoga and is very good at it
Erob loves yoga
S6 Ep 18mark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous times
EMark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire
S6 Ep 17mark n rob tryout for a bow hunt
Erob n mark have arrows in their ass
S6 Ep 16mark throws away rob's lucky rabbits foot, he replced with a lucky skunk foot.
Erob loves his lucky skunk foot
S6 Ep 15Mark acts like a pelican while rob clucks
Erob is horrible at acting like a pelican
S6 Ep 14Mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter
Emark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter
S6 Ep 13Rob drinks frozen pee he thought was gatorade
Erob throws frozen pee that looks like gatorade at mark
S6 Ep 12Mark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his face
ERob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face
S6 Ep 11mark starts a battle with a local yodeler.
ERob runs over his own foot.
S6 Ep 10rob shaves his back so mark can write vulgar words on it with spray paint
Ewho knows?
S6 Ep 9Rob buys a spiral ham, he doesn't have a fork
Emark buys a box of custard, he doesn't have a spoon
S6 Ep 8Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck
ERob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck
S6 Ep 7mark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms
Emark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms
S6 Ep 6mark n rob stare blankly at a road
Emark n rob stare blankly at a road
S6 Ep 5mark and rob eat led paint chips
Emark and rob eat led paint chips