Two Douchebags and a Microphone
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S6 Ep 32rob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble.
ERob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.
S6 Ep 31mark n rob fell in a pit of garbage, mark holds rob's head under, rob throws acid in marks face
two douchebags reporting for duty
S6 Ep 30enjoy this one, Rob gets stung by 30 hornets live
Emark raised Hornets and let them go.
S6 Ep 29made with all white meat turkey breast
Emark cracks rob in the nuts.
S6 Ep 28 part 2 Rob's nipple was tore off by a hummingbird.
ERob has successful nipple replacement surgery.
S6 Ep 27this one works, I swear!
Ethis one works, I swear!
S6 Ep 26new podcast made with 100 percent real cheese
Ereal cheese and bits of chicken
S6 Ep 25big dumb show with rob n mark
Ebig dumb show with the douchebags
S6 Ep 24Rob has some things to say
ERob has some words
S6 Ep 23not sure about this one
Estill not sure
S6 Ep 22mark has a ice cream cone, rob doesn't
Erob steals marks ice cream cone
S6 Ep 21mark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls out
Emark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out
S6 Ep 19rob tries yoga and is very good at it
Erob loves yoga
S6 Ep 18mark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous times
EMark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire
S6 Ep 17mark n rob tryout for a bow hunt
Erob n mark have arrows in their ass
S6 Ep 16mark throws away rob's lucky rabbits foot, he replced with a lucky skunk foot.
Erob loves his lucky skunk foot
S6 Ep 15Mark acts like a pelican while rob clucks
Erob is horrible at acting like a pelican
S6 Ep 14Mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter
Emark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter
S6 Ep 13Rob drinks frozen pee he thought was gatorade
Erob throws frozen pee that looks like gatorade at mark
S6 Ep 12Mark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his face
ERob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face
S6 Ep 11mark starts a battle with a local yodeler.
ERob runs over his own foot.
S6 Ep 10rob shaves his back so mark can write vulgar words on it with spray paint
Ewho knows?
S6 Ep 9Rob buys a spiral ham, he doesn't have a fork
Emark buys a box of custard, he doesn't have a spoon
S6 Ep 8Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck
ERob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck
S6 Ep 7mark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms
Emark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms
S6 Ep 6mark n rob stare blankly at a road
Emark n rob stare blankly at a road
S6 Ep 5mark and rob eat led paint chips
Emark and rob eat led paint chips
S6 Ep 4rob n mark get lost in the woods. no one looks for them
rob n mark get lost on a nature trail, no one looks for them even after firing a flare gun.
S6 Ep 3marks revue of the carnival jubilee plus some old stuff
Emarks revue of the carnival jubilee plus some old stuff
S6 Ep 2rob has a bad anal infection
Emark thinks it's funny
S6 Ep 1Mark n Rob try season 6 out, it still sucks.
Emark n rob are on season 6, it still sucks.
S5 Ep 55mark n rob try to order a pizza, they fail
Emark screams in rob's ear while rob is sleeping. rob gets up hits mark with a cue ball. real funny
S5 Ep 54mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.
Emark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.
S5 Ep 53mark n rob stick twigs in their nose
Emark n rob stick twigs in their nose
S5 Ep 52K.C zoo catches mark n rob and cages them
Emark n rob are in cages at the KC zoo
S5 Ep 51mark n rob are dummies
Ecouple of idiots talking
S5 Ep 50Mark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics now
EMark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics.
S5 Ep 49Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit with a shovel by a deaf person.
EMark learns sign language, mark gets hit on the head with a shovel by a deaf person
S5 Ep 48Rob takes nude photos of himself and mails them to strangers
Erob is still naked, damn it's cold
S5 Ep 47rob puts a bucket on his head because he liked the echo, Mark did too
Erob hangs his underware out side so mark lights them on fire
S5 Ep 46Mark and Rob still can't figure out an ice maker
Emark throws ice at Rob, it hits him and leaves a mark on his temple.
S5 Ep 45Mark and Rob disappear and we are fine with that
Emark and Rob are found......too bad
S5 Ep 44Rob takes a snowball and freezes it, he missed Mark and hit a old lady. She dies.
ERob takes a snowball and freezes it. he missed Mark and hit a old lady. she dies.
S5 Ep 43Mark eats a jar of very hot peppers, he shits pure fire at Rob
EMark eats a jar of very hot peppers, He shits fire at Rob
S5 Ep 42mark finds his old micky mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it. Mark sets rob on fire. Rob survives.
EMark finds his old mickey mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it, Mark sets Rob on fire, Rob survives.
S5 Ep 41Mark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, Mark claims it was giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove it
Emark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, mark claims it's giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove him.
S5 Ep 40mark starts out for world record for baton twirling, rob bites mark's and the baton hits them .....both they're at the ER
EMark starts on a world record for baton twirling, rob bites marks ankle and the baton hits them- they're at the ER.
S5 Ep 39Rob finds a toaster in the middle of the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car
ERob finds a toaster in the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car.
S5 Ep 38Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs away with Rob right behind him!
ERob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs off with rob on his tail.
S5 Ep 37mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him, Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.
EMark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him. Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.