
Two Douchebags and a Microphone
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S7 Ep 30Mark puts garbage in Rob's pillow case
ERob finds garbage hidden in his pillow case
S7 Ep 29Rob finds a bag of dead fish.
ERob named his dead pet fish
S7 Ep 28Rob shows how to gargle jelly beans
ERob chokes on jelly beans
S7 Ep 27Rob argues over a episode of mannix
ERob watches Mannix with people at the retirement home
S7 Ep 26Mark has a weird tick that sounds like a badger
ERob makes fun of marks weird tick
S7 Ep 25Rob has a twinkie that tasted like a chocolate zinger, oh he just read it wrong, it is a zinger
ERob hates red velvet toast
S7 Ep 24rob eats a burrito made of orange peels
Emark rolls an orange peel burrito
Ep 24Mark rolls a burrito with orange peels for rob
Erob eats an orange peel burrito
S7 Ep 23rob makes stick figures and names all of them
Emark lights Rob's stick figures on fire
S7 Ep 22MARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTION
EBREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT
S7 Ep 21MARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER
EMARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER
S7 Ep 20Rob pisses his name in a shopping mall
ERob gets arrested
S7 Ep 19Rob wipes his face with a used snot rag
ERob;s face has snot all over it.
S7 Ep 18Rob learns to blow fire
ERob burns down a bank accidentally
S7 Ep 17Mark lights Rob's loin cloth on fire
ERob burns his special area
S7 Ep 16Rob likes to do the robot in front of a mirror
ERob sings staying alive in falsetto
S7 Ep 15Rob has a big bowl of naval gravy
ERob eats his naval gravy
S7 Ep 14Mark eats 10 minnows
Erob eats a urinal puck that was used
S7 Ep 13Rob steps on a pine cone and cries
Emark is pissed, rob trampled his prize pine cone.
S7 Ep 12Rob makes friendship bracelets for dead squirrels
EMark tries on a friendship bracelet Rob crafted for dead squirrels
S7 Ep 11mark has a cart full of crickets
Emark throws crickets in rob's face
S7 Ep 9mark and Rob mean well, no they don't
Erob eats a can of potted meat, he is sick.
S7 Ep 8rob has burning pee
Erob has a penile wat issue
S7 Ep 7Mark likes to smell earwax
Emark likes to smell puss
S7 Ep 6rob gets his rectal glands expressed
Erob get his rectal glands squeezed
S7 Ep 5Rob wears a condom over his head because mark called him a dick
Erob wears a condom over his head to try for a world record, he lost
S7 Ep 4a trolly runs over Marks foot, he screams for 3 hours
Erob drives a trolly over mark's foot say it was accidental.......
S7 Ep 3bonus episode, it still sucks
Ebonus horrible episode
S7 Ep 2mark has a new boil
ERob smacks mark's eyelid boil
S7 Ep 1Rob invents a shirt for big toes
Mark stole Robs shirt he made for his big toe
S6 Ep 61mark and rob hum pink floyd for hours
Erob and mark hum show tunes
S6 Ep 60rob rad reads poetry to a monkey
Ea monkey bites mark because rob kept reciting poetry
S6 Ep 59mark sells a giant peanut butter sculpture
rob finds marks peanut butter sculpture and melts it with a propane torch
S6 Ep 58rob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farm
Emark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed
Ep 56a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm
ERob throws a boulder at mark's pet ant farm
S6 Ep 56mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds
ERob thinks rat turds are raisins and eats them
S6 Ep 55Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes
Rob's toe is bitten off by an opossum.
S6 Ep 54rob has an evil twin that throws poo
Emark get hit with poo from robs' evil twin
S6 Ep 53Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark
Emark fries up aardvark foreskin for Rob. Rob throws it at Mark.
S6 Ep 52mark gets dared to eat fire ants
Emark has a burning swollen tongue
S6 Ep 51mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down
ERob has horrible hemorroids
S6 Ep 50mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it
Erob has multiple hair extensions it k=looks horrible
S6 Ep 49mark paddles rob when he is napping
EMark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.
S6 Ep 48Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump
Emark copied robs essay on how not to make loud noises when taking a dump
S6 Ep 47numerous stories from a couple of douchebags
Enumerous stories from a couple of douchebags
S6 Ep 46Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online
Emark n rob learn dance moves
S6 Ep 45Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter
ERob has a sex change and keeps his penis in a jar.
S6 Ep 44mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire
Erob lights marks sock puppet on fire
S6 Ep 43mark trips on a piece of chewing gum
Erob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped
S6 Ep 42Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity
Emark puts down money on the ostrich