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Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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Ep 56a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm

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Rob throws a boulder at mark's pet ant farm

May 21, 20241h 16m

S6 Ep 56mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds

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Rob thinks rat turds are raisins and eats them

May 18, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 55Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes

Rob's toe is bitten off by an opossum.

May 17, 20241h 11m

S6 Ep 54rob has an evil twin that throws poo

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mark get hit with poo from robs' evil twin

May 15, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 53Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark

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mark fries up aardvark foreskin for Rob. Rob throws it at Mark.

May 14, 20241h 0m

S6 Ep 52mark gets dared to eat fire ants

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mark has a burning swollen tongue

May 11, 20241h 19m

S6 Ep 51mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down

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Rob has horrible hemorroids

May 9, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 50mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it

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rob has multiple hair extensions it k=looks horrible

May 7, 20241h 10m

S6 Ep 49mark paddles rob when he is napping

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Mark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.

May 4, 20241h 10m

S6 Ep 48Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump

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mark copied robs essay on how not to make loud noises when taking a dump

May 2, 20241h 24m

S6 Ep 47numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

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numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

Apr 29, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 46Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online

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mark n rob learn dance moves

Apr 25, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 45Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter

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Rob has a sex change and keeps his penis in a jar.

Apr 23, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 44mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire

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rob lights marks sock puppet on fire

Apr 21, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 43mark trips on a piece of chewing gum

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rob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped

Apr 19, 20241h 18m

S6 Ep 42Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity

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mark puts down money on the ostrich

Apr 17, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 41a wild monkey hammers robs foot with a club

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mark trains a pet monkey

Apr 15, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 40mark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on rob

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rob hits mark in the face with his own vomit

Apr 14, 20241h 25m

S6 Ep 39Rob accidently eats vomit

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mark smells like vomit

Apr 12, 20241h 29m

S6 Ep 36pet tricks Mark does with a ring of fire

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rob eats dog biscuits and pants

Apr 11, 20241h 23m

S6 Ep 35rob has bacon farts

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mark lights rob's ass on fire

Apr 9, 20241h 47m

S6 Ep 34a turtle attacks mark and robs picnic

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a turtle makes mark and rob cry

Apr 7, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 33rob fakes passing out to get a free ride to the movie theater next to the hospital.

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mark stole robs movie ticket.

Apr 6, 20241h 28m

S6 Ep 32rob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble.

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Rob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.

Apr 5, 202449 min

S6 Ep 31mark n rob fell in a pit of garbage, mark holds rob's head under, rob throws acid in marks face

two douchebags reporting for duty

Apr 3, 20241h 1m

S6 Ep 30enjoy this one, Rob gets stung by 30 hornets live

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mark raised Hornets and let them go.

Mar 31, 20241h 22m

S6 Ep 29made with all white meat turkey breast

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mark cracks rob in the nuts.

Mar 28, 20241h 10m

S6 Ep 28 part 2 Rob's nipple was tore off by a hummingbird.

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Rob has successful nipple replacement surgery.

Mar 27, 20241h 13m

S6 Ep 27this one works, I swear!

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this one works, I swear!

Mar 25, 20241h 27m

S6 Ep 26new podcast made with 100 percent real cheese

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real cheese and bits of chicken

Mar 24, 20241h 14m

S6 Ep 25big dumb show with rob n mark

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big dumb show with the douchebags

Mar 23, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 24Rob has some things to say

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Rob has some words

Mar 21, 20241h 18m

S6 Ep 23not sure about this one

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still not sure

Mar 19, 202451 min

S6 Ep 22mark has a ice cream cone, rob doesn't

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rob steals marks ice cream cone

Mar 17, 20241h 19m

S6 Ep 21mark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls out

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mark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out

Mar 15, 20241h 12m

S6 Ep 19rob tries yoga and is very good at it

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rob loves yoga

Mar 13, 20241h 15m

S6 Ep 18mark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous times

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Mark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire

Mar 12, 20241h 13m

S6 Ep 17mark n rob tryout for a bow hunt

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rob n mark have arrows in their ass

Mar 11, 20241h 9m

S6 Ep 16mark throws away rob's lucky rabbits foot, he replced with a lucky skunk foot.

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rob loves his lucky skunk foot

Mar 8, 20241h 21m

S6 Ep 15Mark acts like a pelican while rob clucks

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rob is horrible at acting like a pelican

Mar 6, 20241h 20m

S6 Ep 14Mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter

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mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter

Mar 5, 20241h 13m

S6 Ep 13Rob drinks frozen pee he thought was gatorade

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rob throws frozen pee that looks like gatorade at mark

Mar 4, 20241h 19m

S6 Ep 12Mark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his face

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Rob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face

Mar 2, 20241h 7m

S6 Ep 11mark starts a battle with a local yodeler.

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Rob runs over his own foot.

Mar 1, 20241h 5m

S6 Ep 10rob shaves his back so mark can write vulgar words on it with spray paint

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who knows?

Feb 28, 20241h 27m

S6 Ep 9Rob buys a spiral ham, he doesn't have a fork

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mark buys a box of custard, he doesn't have a spoon

Feb 27, 202458 min

S6 Ep 8Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck

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Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck

Feb 26, 202453 min

S6 Ep 7mark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms

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mark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms

Feb 23, 20241h 17m

S6 Ep 6mark n rob stare blankly at a road

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mark n rob stare blankly at a road

Feb 22, 20241h 16m

S6 Ep 5mark and rob eat led paint chips

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mark and rob eat led paint chips

Feb 20, 202452 min