Two Douchebags and a Microphone

rob n mark get lost on a nature trail, no one looks for them even after firing a flare gun.

marks revue of the carnival jubilee plus some old stuff

mark thinks it's funny

mark n rob are on season 6, it still sucks.

mark screams in rob's ear while rob is sleeping. rob gets up hits mark with a cue ball. real funny

mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.

mark n rob stick twigs in their nose

mark n rob are in cages at the KC zoo

couple of idiots talking

Mark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics.

Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit on the head with a shovel by a deaf person

rob is still naked, damn it's cold

rob hangs his underware out side so mark lights them on fire

mark throws ice at Rob, it hits him and leaves a mark on his temple.

mark and Rob are found......too bad

Rob takes a snowball and freezes it. he missed Mark and hit a old lady. she dies.

Mark eats a jar of very hot peppers, He shits fire at Rob

Mark finds his old mickey mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it, Mark sets Rob on fire, Rob survives.

mark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, mark claims it's giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove him.

Mark starts on a world record for baton twirling, rob bites marks ankle and the baton hits them- they're at the ER.

Rob finds a toaster in the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car.

Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs off with rob on his tail.

Mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him. Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.

mark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close up

mark climbs the jungle gym just to piss on rob, rob lights marks genitals on fire.

mark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole.

mark tears up rob's snow fort, rob in a fit of rage bites off mark's nose. good times

rob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle, mark screams and cries

mark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts

mark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they both cry for hours.

mark shits himself while bailing rob out of jail, rob vomits on mark.

robs naked running tik tok video, rob runs naked clucking like a chicken jumps in the lake and catches a carp with his teeth.

Rob gets out of jail with a sore ass, his streaking that went bad and guess whats in Robs poop contest!

Rob runs naked through town live on air, Rob gets a BB pellet in his nutsack, Rob visits the ER.

crazy banter, fun talk and plenty of stories

crap, garbage and more shit

things overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and fun.

Emails, crazy stories, odd facts plus skits and bits

marks mean pranks vol 7 plus crazy stories and zany banter.

dear douchebags letter, emails plus topical stories and banter

crazy mark story, webster word of the year, crazy banter and brand new skits

crazy shit, rob's rasslin report and invisible ass paddlins'

huge new news plus crazy stories and weird talk

another crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of fun

invisible ass paddlings crazy news and more silly banter

Wyoming theory, Emails plus much more!

things overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, horrible ideas and invisible ass paddlings!

horrible product ideas, crazy news stories and comical banter

asshole hair Olympics, Tyreeks crazy stunt on Chiefs fans, crazy banter, slits and bits.

new product fails, weird talk with the huge thing on deck!