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Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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S11 Ep 19mark lets Rob walk in to a tree when he's blindfolded searching for a pinata

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Rob is fooled and walk in to a tree blindfolded, he was looking for a pinata that didn't exist

May 26, 20251h 48m

S11 Ep 18Rob is blindfolded and taste tests tree bark, he has to figure the tree from eating the bark. crazy fun

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Rob is blindfolded for a tree bark taste test. he has to name the tree from the bark he ate. If he fails he will have his big toe sledge hammered.

May 22, 20251h 33m

S11 Ep 17Rob does his high wire stunt he has practiced on for 12 years, it didn't end well.

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Rob long awaited highwire stunt finally happens, it didn't end well.........

May 19, 20251h 29m

S11 Ep 16greatest sports show episode ever!!! listen to pure gold, NOW

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Greatest sports show episode EVER!!

May 17, 20251h 47m

S11 Ep 15another horrible edition of the music creeps. eat it up suckas

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chew on this bag of garbage....music creeps are here

May 16, 20251h 8m

S11 Ep 14six hours of entertainment in an hour and a half. Don't let this benchmark in podcast entertainment go without downloading it NOW!

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Six hours of shocking, raw, loud entertainment crammed in an hour and a half! Don't miss out. Download it NOW!!

May 15, 20251h 30m

S11 Ep 11Rob has a pet pet twig named willy

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Rob loves his pet twig willy

May 12, 20251h 50m

S11 Ep 10creepy music talk

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creeps mouthing off about music

May 8, 20251h 22m

S11 Ep 9sports talk from bastards

two bastard and a microphone

May 8, 20251h 16m

S11 Ep 8mark is back from vacay, means more douchebaggery

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Mark's vacay is over so here's more douchebaggery

May 7, 20251h 39m

S11 Ep 12The Music Creeps Go Cruising- well, Mark does anyway

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Topher is still holed up in the coffee shop while Mark and his trophy wife live it up on the high seas. The boat's wi-fi makes a move.

May 3, 202543 min

S11 Ep 13Special International Edition of The Sports Bastards

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Topher is at a coffee shop, Mark is on a boat with iffy wi-fi.

May 3, 20251h 13m

S11 Ep 7Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs

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mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse

Apr 27, 20251h 25m

S11 Ep 6music talk from the creeps

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creepy music talk

Apr 27, 20251h 18m

S11 Ep 5NFL talk from the bastards!

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NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!

Apr 26, 20251h 13m

S11 Ep 4rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's

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Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.

Apr 24, 20251h 27m

S11 Ep 3Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire

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Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.

Apr 21, 20251h 29m

S11 Ep 2Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet

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Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.

Apr 16, 20251h 27m

S11 Ep 1Rob argues with a turtle

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Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.

Apr 14, 20251h 28m

S10 Ep 55music talk from the creeps

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creepy music show.

Apr 12, 20251h 6m

S10 Ep 54Mark puts flakes of rust in robs ice tea

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robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes

Apr 9, 20251h 46m

S10 Ep 53Sports talk from two bastards

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two bastards talk sports

Apr 9, 20251h 17m

S10 Ep 52Mark buys a pet cockroach from Rob.

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Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.

Apr 7, 20251h 25m

creeps discussing music news

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music news and facts from two creeps

Apr 5, 20251h 14m

S10 Ep 51Rob's fishing lures look just like metal forks

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Rob bends forks trying to make homemade fishing lures, it doesn't work.

Apr 4, 20251h 40m

S10 Ep 50music talk from your favorite creeps

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music talk from the creeps

Apr 3, 202559 min

S10 Ep 49sports from the bastards

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sports talk from two bastards

Apr 2, 20251h 34m

S10 Ep 48Mark throws sewage at Rob

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Rob stomps on mark's groin area

Apr 1, 20251h 29m

S10 Ep 46more music talk from the creeps

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music talk from the creeps

Mar 27, 20251h 50m

S10 Ep 47Rob sells old socks to buy a hamster

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rob buys a hamster with old socks money

Mar 27, 20251h 34m

S10 Ep 45brand new sports bastards yay

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yup you read it here first, new sports bastards!

Mar 26, 20251h 39m

S10 Ep 44Mark and rob have several topics and pretty much crap

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crap and stuff

Mar 24, 20251h 33m

S10 Ep 43Mark is a bullshit magnet, more of his barrage of shit. Rob has some comments on current events, mark has some odd facts plus more

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Rob has commentary on news articles and Mark has more bullshit that was dumped on him.

Mar 19, 20251h 25m

S10 Ep 42discussion on the sad state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories comical bits.

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discussion on the state of modern corporate radio, mark is injured again plus odd stories and comical pieces.

Mar 18, 20251h 23m

S10 Ep 41Mark looks for super powers after being shocked by jabbing a fork in a toaster

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Rob is convinced he has super powers after being bitten by a termite

Mar 13, 20251h 29m

S10 Ep 40Rob tears off marks big toenail. the bastard

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Rob eats marks big toenail as a joke.

Mar 11, 20251h 10m

S10 Ep 39music creeps talk music and other assorted bullshit

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Creeps talking music and other random bullshit

Mar 8, 20251h 52m

S10 Ep 38yay a brand new douchebags...........

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yay a brand new douchebags.......................................

Mar 6, 20251h 24m

S10 Ep 37NFL talk from the idiots

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Idiots talking NFL

Mar 4, 20251h 33m

S10 Ep 36Rob invents a new dance called the tumble

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mark tries out Rob's new dance the tumble.

Mar 4, 202544 min

S10 Ep 35NFL talk from the bastards

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NFL talk from the bastards

Mar 2, 202559 min

S10 Ep 34Rob puts icy hot on mark's ass crack

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mark screams in pain after Rob puts icy hot on his ass crack

Feb 26, 20251h 32m

S10 Ep 33music talk from the creeps

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what if's, music news and a giant air balloon lands close by

Feb 26, 20251h 15m

S10 Ep 32Mark is confuesed by the drive thru speaker, rob thinks it's a living creature

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Rob and Mark run off, not understanding the drive thru speaker wasn't a ghost speaking to them.

Feb 24, 20251h 21m

S10 Ep 31Rob asses up mark's pudding pop

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Mark tapes raw liver to Robs forehead after he was drugged.

Feb 22, 20251h 27m

S10 Ep 30Mark writes a poem about termites to Rob

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Rob loves his pet termite

Feb 20, 20251h 23m

S10 Ep 29sports bastards collides with the music creeps, you get the sports creeps!

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sports bastards collide with music creeps, you get sports creeps.

Feb 18, 20252h 37m

S10 Ep 28Mark buys a sack of limbs for 4.99

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Rob gets Mark to buy a sack of tree limbs for 4.99

Feb 18, 20251h 30m

S10 Ep 27Mark send a a trained wasp to sting Rob's ass cheek

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Rob screams after being stung by a wasp

Feb 14, 20251h 31m

S10 Ep 26Superbowl review, kinda.......

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Superbowl let down being discussed

Feb 13, 20251h 40m