Two Douchebags and a Microphone

new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.

music talk from the creeps

rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage

sports from two bastards live from the city market

Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.

mark and rob drink vinegar

Rob eats a wood block because he was bored

new improved show, not really, it still sucks!

Have at it pukes! another amazing production!

Mark and Rob are sore after getting hit.

another gem.....maybe

enjoy this gem

Rob and Mark wear feathers but failed flying tests, they're in the hospital

creepy music talk

sports bastards talk sports

new replacement episode

a corpse almost won a dance off with Mark and /rob

listen to them babble for over an hour.

two idiots saying dumb things.

Mark gets his scrotum tangled in an electric can opener thanks to Rob

rob get smashed in the groin with an electric bug zapping paddle. Mark was seen running off laughing.

Mark gets urine splashed on him try to throw it at Rob

music talk and news from the creeps

sports news and talk form two bastards

Mark runs screaming because Rob is smacking him in the nuts with a crowbar. Mark might've wrapped Rob's kite in a tree on purpose.

Mark makes aardvark noises trying to be funny, a herd of giraffes trampled him, it was a charge noise he made by accident. He is in a body cast currently.

Rob doesn't like squab

Rob is fooled and walk in to a tree blindfolded, he was looking for a pinata that didn't exist

Rob is blindfolded for a tree bark taste test. he has to name the tree from the bark he ate. If he fails he will have his big toe sledge hammered.

Rob long awaited highwire stunt finally happens, it didn't end well.........

Greatest sports show episode EVER!!

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Rob loves his pet twig willy

creeps mouthing off about music

two bastard and a microphone

Mark's vacay is over so here's more douchebaggery

Topher is still holed up in the coffee shop while Mark and his trophy wife live it up on the high seas. The boat's wi-fi makes a move.

Topher is at a coffee shop, Mark is on a boat with iffy wi-fi.

mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse

creepy music talk

NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!

Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.

Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.

Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.

Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.

creepy music show.

robs ice tea tastes like rust flakes

two bastards talk sports

Rob sells Mark a cockroach that the picked up in a corner.