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S3 Ep 19TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?

In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 202647 min

S3 Ep 18Pool etiquette is a myth

Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 202646 min

S3 Ep 17Pro Triathlon has changed!

In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exist. The conversation shifts to the new drafting rules in triathlon, emphasizing the need for proper enforcement to ensure fair racing. Finally, they debate the concept of 'January champions' and the importance of pacing training throughout the year.takeawaysJournaling requires consistency to be effective.Many people abandon New Year's resolutions quickly.Setting high goals can lead to demotivation.Racing can be a significant source of personal achievement.The triathlon season has evolved into a year-round activity.Drafting rules in triathlon are changing to promote fair competition.Proper enforcement of drafting rules is crucial for fair racing.The concept of 'January champions' can lead to burnout.Athletes need to pace their training to avoid mental fatigue.The importance of adapting training strategies to individual needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 202640 min

S3 Ep 16Airplane Bike weight allowance

In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 202643 min

S3 Ep 15Freezin Sauna Ballz

Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal health practices and wrap up with reflections on their training journeys and future conversations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 202648 min

S3 Ep 14Spicy Thailand

In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 202544 min

S3 Ep 13Comeback is better than the setback

In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 202542 min

S3 Ep 12PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu

In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 3, 202537 min

S3 Ep 11A late Guess at the Champs

In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 16, 202536 min

S3 Ep 10Espresso Lemonaid

Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and cycling. They touch on fashion trends in sports gear and conclude with a light-hearted discussion about the costs of renting bikes versus cars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 202549 min

S3 Ep 9Training in a trisuit

Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 202542 min

S3 Ep 8Clickbait IRONMANs

In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 202540 min

S3 Ep 7The Hottest weeks

In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and community interaction. The episode wraps up with predictions for upcoming events and a reflection on the evolving nature of competitive sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 202537 min

S3 Ep 6Sexual Transmitted Doping

In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202545 min

S3 Ep 5A Toxic Relationship

In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202547 min

S3 Ep 4London Marathon Recap

In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202543 min

S3 Ep 3Every Dog Has Its Run

Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 202541 min

S3 Ep 2Spanish Gym Etiquettes

In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202545 min

S4 Ep 1Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold

Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listenGONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 202553 min

S3 Ep 1A New Triathlon Mockery

In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what’s been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom’s recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it actually work. Of course, that’s just the beginning, there’s plenty more in store. Tune in for another entertaining and insightful episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 202544 min

S2 Ep 26Young dog back on the block

In This Episode, Tom & Max talk about Max his t100 singapore wildcard, GI issues on the subway, Toms training program for the london marathon. The Launch of GonnaFuel. A race calender bullshitbuster and much more. Head over to www.GONNAFUEL.COM to check it out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 202544 min

S2 Ep 25ATHLETES Burn-out

In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN New Zealand, the start of the year, Tom's season and the big burn-out rate under athletes and amateur athletes. On Top of that two massive bullshitbusters. GONNA www.gonnafuel.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 202549 min

S2 Ep 24Happy New Year Dogs!

in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 2, 20251h 4m

S2 Ep 24Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line

In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian’s transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 202439 min

S2 Ep 23The Interrogation Room

Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 8, 20241h 1m

S2 Ep 22Dont get fooled!

In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 20241h 7m

S2 Ep 21Holy Sh1t

Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 202437 min

S2 Ep 20Rating World Champs Results

In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 6, 20241h 5m

S2 Ep 19HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 24, 20241h 15m

S2 Ep 18The vulnerable Athlete

In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 202458 min

S2 Ep 17The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog

In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 20241h 3m

S2 Ep 16Caravan Camp Recap

In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 202453 min

S2 Ep 15IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat

In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 202453 min

S2 Ep 14The Mexican Method

In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 202429 min

S2 Ep 13The Olympics recap

In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 4, 20241h 10m

S2 Ep 12Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 20, 202440 min

S2 Ep 11The prize money subject

In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202455 min

S2 Ep 10IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap

In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202455 min

S2 Ep 9IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat

An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 202430 min

S2 Ep 8IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch

Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 6, 202435 min

S2 Ep 7IRONMAN 70.3 Oceanside Pre-cap

Joedie and Tom are precapping oceanside :), some highs and lows and a thermometer bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 202441 min

S2 Ep 6A Calorie is not a Calorie!

In this episode Tom is back on a High from training whilst Joe is going through some darker days whilst oceanside is coming up. Apart from that they recap American trips and bullshit bust the National Norwegian coach! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 21, 202449 min

S2 Ep 5T100 & World Triathlon

In this episode Joe Tom & Max talk about WC Abu Dhabi and T100 miami. Besides that they go in depth about all the french bullshit busters Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 14, 202448 min

S2 Ep 4Dogz did WHAT?

In this show Joe & Tom talk about joe's 10K and an issue the dogs wont forget. Furthermore they talk about the biggest bullshit buster in history being busted and the milestone of surpassing 1billion people with obesity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 7, 202439 min

S1 Ep 3The Hip Thruster

In this episode Joe and Tom talk about the miserable weather at the moment, Joe's 10K, PTO miami startlist, IRONMAN NZ startlist en a Hip Thrusting bullshitbullster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 3, 202457 min

S2 Ep 2Professional Runwalkers

In This episode Joe and Tom Talk about Tom's 10KM race, Joe's goal for his next 10K race, about the tragic death of Kelvin Kiptum and go in depth about race walkers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 20, 20241h 4m

S2 Ep 1Band Got Back Together

The band got back together! Talking goals for 2024, t100 series and much more in our newest episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 13, 20241h 12m

S1 Ep 92The Triathlon Mockery Awards

The end of the year, and its time for awards. In this episode Joe and Max talk about certain subjects and reach out awards to certain athletes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 28, 202359 min

S1 Ep 91Three dogs off the leash

In This episode the 3 dogs get together for a chat about Tom's new plans, Max Podiums at 70.3 Bahrain and Joe has got into new fights with his neighbours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 202359 min

S1 Ep 90IRONMAN Cozumel & Hyrox recap

In this episode Joe and Tom catch up after a long time. They recap IRONMAN Cozumel and Joe's little trip to Hyrox Londen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 8, 20231h 7m