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Triathlon Mockery

Triathlon Mockery

Mainly Triathlon Bullshit

Triathlon Mockery

143 episodesEN

Show overview

Triathlon Mockery has been publishing since 2021, and across the 5 years since has built a catalogue of 143 episodes, alongside 1 trailer or bonus episode. That works out to roughly 120 hours of audio in total. Releases follow a fortnightly cadence, with the show now in its 4th season.

Episodes typically run thirty-five to sixty minutes — most land between 42 min and 56 min — and the run-time is fairly consistent across the catalogue. None of the episodes are flagged explicit by the publisher. It is catalogued as a EN-language News show.

The show is actively publishing — the most recent episode landed 2 months ago, with 5 episodes already out so far this year. The busiest year was 2022, with 44 episodes published.

Episodes
143
Running
2021–2026 · 5y
Median length
48 min
Cadence
Fortnightly

From the publisher

Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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S3 Ep 19TUE's - a short cut to Legal doping?

In This episode Max and Tom share their weekly struggles, dive into the nuances of doping regulations and recent list releases of TUE's. The realities of professional and amateur sports doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 202647 min

S3 Ep 18Pool etiquette is a myth

Max & Tom talk about Pool etiquettes, a specific kind of doping in ski jumping, the olympics and a gnarly train ride. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 25, 202646 min

S3 Ep 17Pro Triathlon has changed!

In this episode of the Triathlon Mockery podcast, Tom and Max discuss their personal experiences with journaling and New Year's resolutions, highlighting the challenges of maintaining consistency. They share their recent racing highlights, including Max's competitive performance in Abu Dhabi, and reflect on the evolving nature of triathlon seasons, questioning whether traditional seasons still exist. The conversation shifts to the new drafting rules in triathlon, emphasizing the need for proper enforcement to ensure fair racing. Finally, they debate the concept of 'January champions' and the importance of pacing training throughout the year.takeawaysJournaling requires consistency to be effective.Many people abandon New Year's resolutions quickly.Setting high goals can lead to demotivation.Racing can be a significant source of personal achievement.The triathlon season has evolved into a year-round activity.Drafting rules in triathlon are changing to promote fair competition.Proper enforcement of drafting rules is crucial for fair racing.The concept of 'January champions' can lead to burnout.Athletes need to pace their training to avoid mental fatigue.The importance of adapting training strategies to individual needs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 202640 min

S3 Ep 16Airplane Bike weight allowance

In this episode, Max and Tom dive into the world of heat training, discussing its benefits and challenges. They explore the science behind heat adaptation and its potential as a new trend in athletic training. The conversation also touches on personal highs and lows, including training experiences and humorous anecdotes about airline weight allowances. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 20, 202643 min

S3 Ep 15Freezin Sauna Ballz

Tom and Max discuss the unusual winter weather in the Netherlands. They delve into the importance of structure in training, New Year's resolutions, and the evolution of triathlon organizations. The conversation also touches on the mental aspects of training, the significance of community support, and the ongoing debates surrounding drafting rules in triathlon. Additionally, they share personal health practices and wrap up with reflections on their training journeys and future conversations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 7, 202648 min

S3 Ep 14Spicy Thailand

In this episode, Max chats about his trainingcamp in Thailand, Tom about his little comeback and how he should plan training. Furthermore they talk about a few athletes that retire and for what reasons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 202544 min

S3 Ep 13Comeback is better than the setback

In this episode Max reflects on his end of the season, whilst Toms unveils a big new goal for him. Besides that they bust a typical IRONMAN Branded bullshitbuster and go in about the superior fitness off the Norwegians. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 28, 202542 min

S3 Ep 12PBs in whining: triathlete vs. man flu

In this episode Max and Tom talk about Tom's tragic man flu, Max his hospital visit in China, the men's world Champs, a precap on the womens World champs and a bust their own massive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 3, 202537 min

S3 Ep 11A late Guess at the Champs

In this episode Max And Tom talk over their highs and lows, talk about the IRONMAN World champs thats coming up, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 16, 202536 min

S3 Ep 10Espresso Lemonaid

Tom and Max discuss their recent training experiences, the competitive atmosphere in triathlon, and the challenges of launching new products. Tom And Max also reflect on the fast times at Ironman Copenhagen, the potential retirement of top athletes, and the evolving landscape of triathlon and cycling. They touch on fashion trends in sports gear and conclude with a light-hearted discussion about the costs of renting bikes versus cars. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 202549 min

S3 Ep 9Training in a trisuit

Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 202542 min

S3 Ep 8Clickbait IRONMANs

In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 202540 min

S3 Ep 7The Hottest weeks

In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and community interaction. The episode wraps up with predictions for upcoming events and a reflection on the evolving nature of competitive sports. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 4, 202537 min

S3 Ep 6Sexual Transmitted Doping

In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202545 min

S3 Ep 5A Toxic Relationship

In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202547 min

S3 Ep 4London Marathon Recap

In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202543 min

S3 Ep 3Every Dog Has Its Run

Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 202541 min

S3 Ep 2Spanish Gym Etiquettes

In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202545 min

S4 Ep 1Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold

Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listenGONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 202553 min

S3 Ep 1A New Triathlon Mockery

In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what’s been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom’s recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it actually work. Of course, that’s just the beginning, there’s plenty more in store. Tune in for another entertaining and insightful episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 27, 202544 min
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