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S1 Ep 89Hyrox & Phuket Triathlon Ft Max Stapley

The Mozzarella is on a holiday, so Max and Joe talk the week through. Joe is facing a hyrox event this weekend and Max chats about the biggest win in his career. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 202344 min

S1 Ep 88The Bailiff in Norwich

Hit the link in bio to support our show and get extra episodes and training sessions. In this episode Joe tells Tom about the bailiffs at his house, some trainingsessions in prep for IRONMAN Cozumel and an expensive bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 202338 min

S1 Ep 87Visit to the hospital, Dog Down!

Joe is not racing IRONMAN Florida and calling it a season due to health reason, Tom Racing Cozumel, The age group advise of the week and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 3, 202349 min

S1 Ep 86Runners are Dirty

In this episode Tom recaps the Sgrail gravel triathlon, joe and Tom Talk about dirty runners, sam laidlow under investigation of the ITA and a classic bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 20231h 9m

S1 Ep 85The Spanish Tandem

In this episode, Joe & Tom recap IRONMAN Worlds in Kona, talk about a spanish Tandem race aka draftfest and chat through their own training Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 19, 202350 min

S1 Ep 83The TM Underpants run

Tom tells about his apple business, joe and tom talk Taylor Knibb in Kona, The Hawaiian IRONMAN Traditions, Joe read a book and much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 9, 202349 min

S1 Ep 82The Outlaw

This episode is joined by Max Stapley. Max and joe talk some hot scoops in the scene, is there more doping around and why did Max got arrested in Pontevedra. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 26, 202345 min

S1 Ep 81World Championship IRONMAN Nice Recap!

Joe recaps the World Champs in Nice, we discus some highs and lows, a fraud during the beermile, does Joe need a coach? And we doing more races this year ? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 18, 202350 min

S1 Ep 80IRONMAN WORLDS Nice pre-chat ft Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss

IRONMAN World Championships Nice Pre-race chat, race tactics and more with Gustav Iden & Bradley Weiss Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 8, 202342 min

S1 Ep 79The Rat and the 70.3 Worlds Recap

In this episode Joe & Tom discuss the IRONMAN 70.3 Worlds, Tom's swimrace and there was a rat in our camp. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 31, 202330 min

S3 Ep 1What's News - episode 1 - Triathlon Mockery

Whats news, our new podcast series where we will discuss the weeks news events in 2-3 min per subject- Kristian Blummenfelt racing Paris, two days after that Singapore and now on his way to 70.3 worlds. - Lionel sanders wants to donate his money to young ITU dude. - Another top professional, known as Janice Frodeno, has fallen for the financial heavyweight from a non-alcoholic beer brand. - Water quality in the Singapore/Paris testevent. - Donald trump shredded president Biden for his looks and says physically hes not exactly a triathlete. - Is buying followers and likes Instagram doping?- Terrible news coming from Ireland where 2 people passed away during the swim portion of the IRONMAN 70.3.- Our Picks for the long course weekend- Our Picks for the super league Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 26, 202338 min

S1 Ep 78The Follow unfollow technique

In this Episode, Tom and Joe talk about whats going on in Font Romeu, Tom’s training for IRONMAN penticton and a rare follow/unfollow technique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 202345 min

S2 Ep 2Strength Training for triathletes part 2 - Triathlon Mockery College

In This Episode Tom & Kate talk how you should plan strength training, how it changes over the season and Kate will answer a lot of the questions the fans have send in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 7, 20231h 0m

S1 Ep 77The Confused Adult

In this episode Joe and Tom talk joe's trainingcamp in font romeu, tom's training in amsterdam for IRONMAN Canada/penticton. A massive bean bullshit buster and a confused young adult. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 3, 202349 min

S1 Ep 76Mr 92, FBI Open Up!!

In This episode Joe & Tom talk about A recent sanction by NADA for a pro triathlete, Joe's win at Lake Placid, the beermile and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 28, 20231h 2m

S1 Ep 75Surprise Surprise!! Back again

Guess what,, the dogs are back again! Tom And Joe catch up with some stories off the last three weeks. Tommie is recharched, jodie ready to go for ironman lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 22, 202347 min

S1 Ep 74Challenge Roth Recap

Joedie and Tom recap Roth, record breaking results, Terminator heading into raceweek, runner with air cock technique and lots more to chat through Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 30, 202350 min

S1 Ep 73Challenge Roth Precap

In this episode Joe and Tom precap Challenge Roth, Bullshit bust a professional athlete and more bs in the triathlon scene. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 24, 202336 min

S1 Ep 72Lost Abroad! Where are we?

In this episode Joe & Tom talk 'poo-problems', recap Challenge Geraardsbergen, the fit pensioners are lost and a hel'lott more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 202345 min

S1 Ep 71Moto Madness

In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the tragic event during IRONMAN Hamburg, Tom's Half distance and a famous YouTuber ends up in the bullshit buster Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 202351 min

S1 Ep 70The 0lymPiC 1r0nMaN

Joe & Tom go in depth about women in sport during period, Tom's Olympic IRONMAN 5150 race, the nail through his foot, and Joe and Toms training mythologie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202355 min

S1 Ep 68PTO IBIZA Re-cap

In this Episode Joedie and Tom chat about the PTO race and recap joe's his long course Triathlon in Ibiza.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 202340 min

S2 Ep 1Strength Training for Triathletes- part 1

Welcome to the very first episode of Triathlon Mockery College. In these series want to dig deep into the science and theory of training for a triathlon. This episode is an introduction for Strength Training For triathletes. Why should triathletes go to the gym? Why would it make me a better athlete? If you want to support our show, making all these episodes possible; please head over to our Patreon link in the bio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 4, 202338 min

S1 Ep 67PTO IBIZA Pre-cap

In this Episode Joedie and Tom talk about Techno his dodgy nutrition schedule, the big PTO race thats coming up this weekend and about moving house Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 2, 202340 min

S1 Ep 66Talking EPO/Doping/ the Collin Case with Thomas Dekker

In This extra episode Ive got special guest Thomas Dekker on with his experience on EPO. How does it work? Do a lot of people do it? Does collins statement make sense? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 26, 202329 min

S1 Ep 65Is This Triathlon biggest doping scandal?

Tom And Joe Talk about Collin Chartier being caught using EPO. On top of that, Joe tells about his race in race at IRONMAN Texas.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 202356 min

S1 Ep 64The Leaky Pipe

In this episode Joe talks about his first weeks as a dad and racing ironman Texas. Tom talks about the escape from hengelo and life in Amsterdam. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 19, 202348 min

S1 Ep 63The Escape from Hengelo!

The Escape from Hengelo is here! Joe & Tom Talk about a NZ doped up marathoner, transgenders in professional womens sports and the Sponsored professional. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 202350 min

S1 Ep 62Uncool Ponycap MTBers

Uncool ponycap mountainbikers, bad bike tactics in ITU, Joe's downfall of the fathership.. There is just a lot going on Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 202338 min

S1 Ep 61Doping in Triathlon

Joe and Tom talk about doping in triathlon. What kind of professional could potentially dope, how often do you get tested and some funny stories about drugs tests in other sports Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 7, 202348 min

S1 Ep 60High Altitude Dating

The Big dogs talk altitude tents and how that would work in the dating scene, Lionels Super league trick, Long run butter bullshit and more! Tune in baby Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 1, 202346 min

S1 Ep 59The Triathlon Mockery GOAT

In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about the terminator his training, Sam's low carb high fat journey and who's the triathlon mockery GOAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 23, 202346 min

S1 Ep 58Professional Influencer

In this episode Tom chats about his plans about moving to Amsterdam, Joe about his influencer struggles and their view on the influencer side of things! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 15, 202341 min

S1 Ep 57Alex Dowsett - From pro-cyclist to lifestyle athlete!

An in-depth interview with Alex Dowsett! Talking watts, inner-tubes and being a lifestyle athlete. For our triathlon Mockery Training-plan -> head over to the link in bio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 2, 20231h 21m

S1 Ep 56Dating is Bullshit ft Ari Klau

In This Episode Ari Klau tells Tom all about his dating life besides his exciting life as a full time professional athlete. They chat influencer lifestyle, and the rise of the lifestyle Athlete. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 202350 min

S1 Ep 55Daddy courses

In This episode Joe & Tom Talk about 'how much is too much when training for/ racing an IRONMAN. Besides that they bullshitbust running vests, talk daddy course and launch their 16 week trainingplan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 11, 202353 min

S1 Ep 54Professional Lifestyle Athlete

In this episode Joe & Tom talk about the lifestyle athlete, chat through their year and Big Joe has got big news in store for everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 1, 202346 min

S1 Ep 53A Night spend with.. is a day lost in training

Joe & Tom Talk about moving The WC away from Kona, splitting the womens and mens race. Tom's tan. And share their thought about a bullshit buster from a high high high performance athlete Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 2, 202245 min

S1 Ep 52IRONMAN Arizona Race Recap

Our homeboy Joe Skipper won IRONMAN Arizona! In this episode Joe & Tom chat through his race, bust gym bullshit, talk feelings and emotions! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 25, 20221h 1m

S1 Ep 51Dogs back in the game

This podcast is brought to you by www.biostarks.com - In this Episode Joe & Tom talk about a followers submission for Swim Date requirements, tom's past 7 weeks, Joe's IM arizona, Stryde Wedding and Aeroplane endurance rides! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 17, 20221h 4m

S1 Ep 50Who is the toughest referee?

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about some ref moves during St George, the results and Kanute's extreme gym routine. Besides that they'll quickly talk about how their training is going. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 31, 202251 min

S1 Ep 49Dr Doolittle

In this episode the dogs kick off twice for a change. Joe & Tom talk about st george, paranoid foamrolling and yogo classes in New Zealand! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 27, 202244 min

S1 Ep 481 year Triathlon Mockery

Triathlon Mockery has his 1 year Birthday party. Joe and Tom look back at chat some of the key moments through! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 21, 202253 min

S1 Ep 47World Champs Recap through Joedie's eyes

we are recapping on the World Champs, joe's 5th place and all his stories. :) The dogs are back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 20221h 5m

S1 Ep 46Burger man

Joe'die got to Kona, he tells us about his first days there. On top of that, full on questions about Burger man, a bit about the PTO. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 202246 min

S1 Ep 45IRONMAN Wales / Challenge Almere - Race recap

The Dogs will give a recap /insight in their race of last weekend. Tom: Challenge Almere. Joe: IRONMAN Wales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 20221h 13m

S1 Ep 44Kona Dreaming

In this episode Joe & Tom dream about a cheap Kona! After 4 days of camping in Italy, tom has his highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 5, 202254 min

S1 Ep 43The Sports Computer Gamer

In this episode Joe & Tom rate how their trainingcamp was in Font Romeu. Besides that they will talk about the Sports Computer gamer, a glucose monitor story and off chicken Track days Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 29, 202244 min

S1 Ep 42Chicken Game Strong

Joe & Tom are back with a list off lows, it was a tough week. Tom in the K hole. But the biggest low, the chicken game. Tune in to find out why their chicken game is so strong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 202242 min

Our takes on the Collins Cup

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In this bonus episode Joe & Tom share their thoughts about the Collins Cup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 202232 min