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S1 Ep 41Thomas Dekker - Talking Doping

Joe & Tom having an In depth interview with Thomas Dekker, a former pro cyclist who's been caught with doping. He's got a colorful story and is willing to share everything with the dogs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 15, 20221h 8m

S1 Ep 40Carb Depleted Proposal

In this episode Tom & Joe talk about how a Carb depletion would help if you want to prepose. On top of that, about running as a main subject of the week, high/s lows and a proper bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 8, 202247 min

S1 Ep 39Powerful Pensioner

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about some short triathlon subjects, who's the fittest pensioner, cramping proposal, Font romeu, highs and lows.. just get in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 2, 202248 min

S1 Ep 38Dressage or Curling - PARIS 2024

In this episode, Joe and Tom speak up their ambitions for the 2024 olympics. On top of that they will talk a bit about the PTO race in Canada & some epic highs and lows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 21, 20221h 2m

S1 Ep 37Moto Dopers

Joe's back from Honeymoon, fresh! Tom & Joe talk about the advantages of moto doping after a studie from the university of Eindhoven. On top of that, a drug tested bullshitbuster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 202256 min

S1 Ep 35Cry me a river - Ft Ari Klau

In This episode Ari takes Joe's seat as he's on a honeymoon! Ari & Tom talking emotions, k-hole and overtraining! Ari comes up with a proper bullshitbuster, tune in to check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 8, 202250 min

S1 Ep 36IRONMAN Nice recap (week late)

Due to the internet in france, the bachelor party and joe's wedding - the episode is a week late. But here it is, IRONMAN Nice recap.. and some bullshit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 5, 202245 min

S1 Ep 35The alphafly, the german and the tent!

*Episode's are on Youtube with video as well*. Joe & Tom Are on their way to Nice this week, were thing will be a bit different. Joe wanted to talk about Glycogen.. Lets see! Tune in and listen to this weeks bullshit. If you want to support us, head over to our patreon's page Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 20, 202240 min

S1 Ep 34Beasting Breakfast

In This episode Joe & Tom will dive deeper into breakfast! Will they train fasted? What do they take before a race? Podcast is also on youtube as a video! And Support us through our patreons page, xo the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 202251 min

S1 Ep 33Sub 7 recap ft Blummenfelt

In this episode Joe, Kristian and Tom are recapping on the event.The lows, the highs and everything in between.All in a lovely small hotel room, in the middle of east Germany Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 6, 202236 min

S1 Ep 32Rattlesnake & sub 7 spy

In this episode Tom and Joe are talking about the Sub-7 event. On top of that they'll call out the rattlesnakes. And Joe has some questions about cleansing his skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202251 min

S1 Ep 31The Bloated Junkyard Dog

In this episode Joe & Tom go in depth about their experience with regards to losing weight, diets and race weight! On top of that, they'll discuss some of the many lows this week, and they're back with a bullshit buster + instagram post of the week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 20221h 0m

S1 Ep 30Quitters don't prosper

Joe & Tom will go on in depth about DNF'ing a race. On top of that they'll discuss general triathlon nonsense like a wet 10k and high's and low's! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 202249 min

S1 Ep 29IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS RECAP

In This episode Joe & Tom give a little recap about the IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS in St George in general. Besides that they chit chat about nonsense as they havent spoken to each other in a while. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 9, 202246 min

S1 Ep 28Man Flu is real

In this episode Joe & Tom will chat about the IRONMAN World Championships in ST George, IRONMAN Texas and the races in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 29, 202258 min

Ari klau aka Lionels Sanders his P.A.

In this episode an in depth interview with former running and now triathlete, Lionel his training partner, Ari Klau. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 20221h 4m

S1 Ep 27Treadmill's Biggest Bullsh*t Lie

In this episode Joe & Tom talk about road running vs treadmill running. They bust a whole lot of bullshit, like riding on Zwift when its nice and sunny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 202245 min

S1 Ep 26Rona got Us

In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Covid for the main subject of the week. As they caught it since they came back from IRONMAN South Africa. On top of that, they'll go deep into the stories of the IRON WAR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 12, 202254 min

S1 Ep 25IRONMAN South Africa Recap

Sorry for the poor audio quality.. literally both of our mics broke in South Africa. In this Episode Joe & Tom will do a recap about IRONMAN SA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 7, 202238 min

S1 Ep 24Pseidon's Kiss

Joe & Tom arrived in South Africa for the IRONMAN. The travel was rough and thus lows to be shared. On top of that they'll go a bit in depth about IRONMAN South africa and some of Joe's past Training camp memories in Maui. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 28, 202256 min

S1 Ep 23success is bullshit busted

In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about what it means to be succesfull or what succes means - actually thats the only serious thing. The rest is all pisstaking and banter in this episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 15, 202256 min

The Riel deal - FT Marten van Riel

In this episode Joe and Tom sat down for a long one! They featured (33:34) the 'riel deal', aka Marten van Riel after his win in IRONMAN 70.3 Dubai (interview at 33:34). Give him a follow on the gram.Get extra content on our Patreon page, link bellow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 8, 20221h 22m

S1 Ep 21Cafe con leche

In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Cafe stops, the do's and don'ts. On top of that, they introduce a new subject of the week, the Question of the week and many more. If you want to support us, please visit our Patreon page :) link in description. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 1, 202252 min

S1 Ep 20In the K-hole

In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about post trainingcamp recovery week as well as how to not put yourself in a hole during the camp. On top of that, classic bust of proper bullshit & some awesome high's and low's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 22, 202248 min

Ep 19PRO vs Age grouper (bike)

In this episode Joe & Tom talk about the differences in age group and pro bike dynamics as well as poweroutputt. On top of that, they have quite some low's of the week to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 15, 202238 min

S1 Ep 18undercover groupie

Joe & Tom will talk about the benefits of roadbike chaingang intervals vs TT bike intervals. On top of that they'll share some of the top notch how to make a cyclist cry stories and they're back with an instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 8, 202238 min

S1 Ep 17IRONMAN participation program

Joe and Tom will talk about the IRONMAN frequent participation program, tell you about their training camp and a little update about the sauna competitions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 202236 min

S1 Ep 16Recovery like a Junkyard Dawg!

In this episode Joe & Tom will tell you some little tips about recovery, unveil a top triathlon mockery spy and talk about Boris Johnson and his run journey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 202250 min

S1 Ep 15Pumping Iron

In this podcast Joe & Tom are going on about lifting weights, who should do it & why. Besides that they talk about sauna challenges, bust some bullshit and Joe gets mocked by Cyclist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 18, 202243 min

S1 Ep 14Sponsorships - everything you need to know

In this podcast Joe and Tom will tell you everything about sponsorships, how to get it, hot to maintain it and how much pro triathletes make. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 12, 202257 min

S1 Ep 13The fireman the plumber but not the milkman! - Interview

On this episode we get the one and only Chris xxx , IRONMAN Triathlete and adult performer on the show for an in-dept interview! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 4, 202245 min

S1 Ep 12Hard Workout with Chris & Christine

Better late then never! This week we'll dive into performance testing. And on top of that, Chris and Christine will show you some extra raw performance test. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 202155 min

S1 Ep 11Mushroom pasta

Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 202140 min

S1 Ep 10The IRON Headbanger

In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 14, 202139 min

S1 Ep 9The Special Forces

In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 20211h 3m

S1 Ep 8Training camp special - naked sauna's

Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 3, 202139 min

S1 Ep 7Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator

In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 202147 min

S1 Ep 6The Terminator

Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 202156 min

S1 Ep 5Cheating bastards

In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 202145 min

S1 Ep 4A Cocky American

In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 9, 202144 min

S1 Ep 3The marginal gains for 2022

In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 2, 202145 min

S1 Ep 2How we're mentally wired

Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 202149 min

S1 Ep 1Offseason

Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 20, 202145 min