
Triathlon Mockery
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S1 Ep 41Thomas Dekker - Talking Doping
Joe & Tom having an In depth interview with Thomas Dekker, a former pro cyclist who's been caught with doping. He's got a colorful story and is willing to share everything with the dogs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 40Carb Depleted Proposal
In this episode Tom & Joe talk about how a Carb depletion would help if you want to prepose. On top of that, about running as a main subject of the week, high/s lows and a proper bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 39Powerful Pensioner
In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about some short triathlon subjects, who's the fittest pensioner, cramping proposal, Font romeu, highs and lows.. just get in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 38Dressage or Curling - PARIS 2024
In this episode, Joe and Tom speak up their ambitions for the 2024 olympics. On top of that they will talk a bit about the PTO race in Canada & some epic highs and lows Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 37Moto Dopers
Joe's back from Honeymoon, fresh! Tom & Joe talk about the advantages of moto doping after a studie from the university of Eindhoven. On top of that, a drug tested bullshitbuster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 35Cry me a river - Ft Ari Klau
In This episode Ari takes Joe's seat as he's on a honeymoon! Ari & Tom talking emotions, k-hole and overtraining! Ari comes up with a proper bullshitbuster, tune in to check it out! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 36IRONMAN Nice recap (week late)
Due to the internet in france, the bachelor party and joe's wedding - the episode is a week late. But here it is, IRONMAN Nice recap.. and some bullshit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 35The alphafly, the german and the tent!
*Episode's are on Youtube with video as well*. Joe & Tom Are on their way to Nice this week, were thing will be a bit different. Joe wanted to talk about Glycogen.. Lets see! Tune in and listen to this weeks bullshit. If you want to support us, head over to our patreon's page Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 34Beasting Breakfast
In This episode Joe & Tom will dive deeper into breakfast! Will they train fasted? What do they take before a race? Podcast is also on youtube as a video! And Support us through our patreons page, xo the boys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 33Sub 7 recap ft Blummenfelt
In this episode Joe, Kristian and Tom are recapping on the event.The lows, the highs and everything in between.All in a lovely small hotel room, in the middle of east Germany Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 32Rattlesnake & sub 7 spy
In this episode Tom and Joe are talking about the Sub-7 event. On top of that they'll call out the rattlesnakes. And Joe has some questions about cleansing his skin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 31The Bloated Junkyard Dog
In this episode Joe & Tom go in depth about their experience with regards to losing weight, diets and race weight! On top of that, they'll discuss some of the many lows this week, and they're back with a bullshit buster + instagram post of the week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 30Quitters don't prosper
Joe & Tom will go on in depth about DNF'ing a race. On top of that they'll discuss general triathlon nonsense like a wet 10k and high's and low's! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 29IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS RECAP
In This episode Joe & Tom give a little recap about the IRONMAN WORLD CHAMPS in St George in general. Besides that they chit chat about nonsense as they havent spoken to each other in a while. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 28Man Flu is real
In this episode Joe & Tom will chat about the IRONMAN World Championships in ST George, IRONMAN Texas and the races in Spain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ari klau aka Lionels Sanders his P.A.
In this episode an in depth interview with former running and now triathlete, Lionel his training partner, Ari Klau. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 27Treadmill's Biggest Bullsh*t Lie
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about road running vs treadmill running. They bust a whole lot of bullshit, like riding on Zwift when its nice and sunny. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 26Rona got Us
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Covid for the main subject of the week. As they caught it since they came back from IRONMAN South Africa. On top of that, they'll go deep into the stories of the IRON WAR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 25IRONMAN South Africa Recap
Sorry for the poor audio quality.. literally both of our mics broke in South Africa. In this Episode Joe & Tom will do a recap about IRONMAN SA. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 24Pseidon's Kiss
Joe & Tom arrived in South Africa for the IRONMAN. The travel was rough and thus lows to be shared. On top of that they'll go a bit in depth about IRONMAN South africa and some of Joe's past Training camp memories in Maui. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 23success is bullshit busted
In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about what it means to be succesfull or what succes means - actually thats the only serious thing. The rest is all pisstaking and banter in this episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Riel deal - FT Marten van Riel
In this episode Joe and Tom sat down for a long one! They featured (33:34) the 'riel deal', aka Marten van Riel after his win in IRONMAN 70.3 Dubai (interview at 33:34). Give him a follow on the gram.Get extra content on our Patreon page, link bellow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 21Cafe con leche
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about Cafe stops, the do's and don'ts. On top of that, they introduce a new subject of the week, the Question of the week and many more. If you want to support us, please visit our Patreon page :) link in description. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 20In the K-hole
In this Episode Joe & Tom Talk about post trainingcamp recovery week as well as how to not put yourself in a hole during the camp. On top of that, classic bust of proper bullshit & some awesome high's and low's Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ep 19PRO vs Age grouper (bike)
In this episode Joe & Tom talk about the differences in age group and pro bike dynamics as well as poweroutputt. On top of that, they have quite some low's of the week to share. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 18undercover groupie
Joe & Tom will talk about the benefits of roadbike chaingang intervals vs TT bike intervals. On top of that they'll share some of the top notch how to make a cyclist cry stories and they're back with an instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 17IRONMAN participation program
Joe and Tom will talk about the IRONMAN frequent participation program, tell you about their training camp and a little update about the sauna competitions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 16Recovery like a Junkyard Dawg!
In this episode Joe & Tom will tell you some little tips about recovery, unveil a top triathlon mockery spy and talk about Boris Johnson and his run journey Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 15Pumping Iron
In this podcast Joe & Tom are going on about lifting weights, who should do it & why. Besides that they talk about sauna challenges, bust some bullshit and Joe gets mocked by Cyclist. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 14Sponsorships - everything you need to know
In this podcast Joe and Tom will tell you everything about sponsorships, how to get it, hot to maintain it and how much pro triathletes make. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 13The fireman the plumber but not the milkman! - Interview
On this episode we get the one and only Chris xxx , IRONMAN Triathlete and adult performer on the show for an in-dept interview! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 12Hard Workout with Chris & Christine
Better late then never! This week we'll dive into performance testing. And on top of that, Chris and Christine will show you some extra raw performance test. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 11Mushroom pasta
Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 10The IRON Headbanger
In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 9The Special Forces
In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 8Training camp special - naked sauna's
Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 7Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator
In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 6The Terminator
Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 5Cheating bastards
In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 4A Cocky American
In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 3The marginal gains for 2022
In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 2How we're mentally wired
Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep 1Offseason
Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.